 Eatme Switzerland. November 01 2005 14:56. Posts 2652 | Profile Blog |
The "I asked her for my phone number" part totally gave it away.
O and the best thing about living in an apartment is that no meddling kids come around for candy.Last edit: 2005-11-01 14:59:04 |
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 OctoPuSs Canada. November 01 2005 14:57. Posts 5204 | Profile Blog |
tell me the ninjas were doing backflips??
please O_O ! |
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 Pro.NT_Knight Australia. November 01 2005 15:01. Posts 539 | Profile |
ROFL thats one of the funniest stories ive read in a while, i love how it just randomly changes from this chick to archers and ninja's.... haha.. and a ninja star hit her cunt LMAO..... haha.... im in tears.  Last edit: 2005-11-01 15:03:17 |
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 lightman United States. November 01 2005 15:08. Posts 569 | Profile |
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 HeavenS Colombia. November 01 2005 15:09. Posts 1164 | Profile |
| i was like...what a lucky son of a bitch, but then when you started describing the blowjob i was like....no way lmao I CALL BULLSHIT! The archers and ninjas were HILARIOUS! And the Mutant ninja turtles gave you PIZZA ROFL.. BUT YOU SHUDA FUCKED HER! BJS GET BORING! Last edit: 2005-11-01 15:09:53 |
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 mr2hot4u15 United States. November 01 2005 15:21. Posts 210 | Profile | |
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 IntoTheWow Argentina. November 01 2005 15:22. Posts 23789 | Profile Blog |
Bonus:
Every summer, we take a trip to a national landmark by car. This year, it was to yellowstone. My sister and I always sit in the back seat watching DVDs, while my parents sit up front driving and reading maps.
Anyways, we had just finished a 19 hour day on rthe road, and the hotel we were staying at only had one room left. It was a room with two beds and no bathroom. My parents took one bed, and made me and my sister take the other.
Seeing as I hadn't jacked off since we left home (2 days), I was really horny. Well, I would have just used the bathroom, but there wasn't one. So I waited until it was really late and I was sure everybody was asleep, then pulled out my throbbing cock. My sister has her back to me, and I got what seemed to be a good idea. After making sure she was asleep, I gently moved my hands around her body and began to gently caress her smooth breasts. Moving my hands downward, I slowly felt her pussy, and discovered it was wet. I started rubbing it gently, my cock about to explode from horniness. Then my sister moved. I quickly withdrew my hands and pretened to be asleep. I suddenly felt my sister's warm butt gently nudging my cock. I was suprised by this, but she continued nudging it until I was sure that she wanted it. I gently slid my cock into her tight anus, and she started moaning quietly. Then she pulled away and faced me, her face begging pleasure. I slowly guided my cock to her waiting pussy, and then...
Ninjas. Thousands of them. They dropped down from nowhere, and one instantly broke my sisters neck. Another dispatched both of my parents with one graceful swing of the sword. I lept out of bed, my enraged penis held firmly in my hands. I took a swing at one, and sliced him open from shoulder to stomach. His entrails poured out, covering me with blood. I took out another ninja, and another. I engaged in a fierce battle, my wang clashing with their swords. After hours of fighting, I had finally beaten them. The walls of the room were soaked with blood, and I looked down sadly at my sister. In the process of fighting, a sword I had knocked out of a ninja's hands had sliced her in half. I could see her exposed vagina, still open and waiting. I picked up that half of her body and began to fuck it. I moved it faster and faster, until I came. The force at which it left my body blew her pussy in half, leaving me with a severed leg in each hand. I rang for room service, checked out, and disappeared into the night... |
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| mr2hot4u15 United States. November 01 2005 15:26. Posts 210 | Profile | |
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| Pro.NT_Knight Australia. November 01 2005 15:27. Posts 539 | Profile |
On November 01 2005 15:22 IntoTheWow wrote: I engaged in a fierce battle, my wang clashing with their swords.
wtf .. lmao .. baaahahaha ur insane. |
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| whatever Mexico. November 01 2005 15:29. Posts 637 | Profile | |
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| HeavenS Colombia. November 01 2005 15:29. Posts 1164 | Profile |
On November 01 2005 15:21 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
BJ>fuck
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| HeavenS Colombia. November 01 2005 15:34. Posts 1164 | Profile |
| wow...that second story....wow |
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 Raging.BuLL Brazil. November 01 2005 15:39. Posts 101 | Profile |
does argentina even have halloween?
all of a sudden this thread lost its fun ! haha |
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 QuietIdiot November 01 2005 15:46. Posts 6999 | Profile Blog |
You should be a writer for Family Guy :O or South Park  Last edit: 2005-11-01 15:47:08 |
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 Konni Germany. November 01 2005 15:47. Posts 2553 | Profile Blog |
| <3 sooo funny especially the second one haha |
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| Starparty Sweden. November 01 2005 16:04. Posts 1237 | Profile |
...I slowly guided my cock to her waiting pussy, and then...
Ninjas. Thousands of them. They dropped down from nowhere, and one instantly broke my sisters neck. Another dispatched both of my parents with one graceful swing of the sword. I lept out of bed, my enraged penis held firmly in my hands. I took a swing at one, and sliced him open from shoulder to stomach. His entrails poured out, covering me with blood...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA |
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| Fayth[pG] Canada. November 01 2005 16:21. Posts 1093 | Profile |
On November 01 2005 14:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
when ze virgins read this story they went on a jealousy roller coaster ride
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| Zorglub1 Denmark. November 01 2005 16:30. Posts 532 | Profile |
| I want some of that dope!!!!!!!! |
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| IntoTheWow Argentina. November 01 2005 18:26. Posts 23789 | Profile Blog |
i got another one, but its pretty sick.  and this is sick enought. |
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| QuietIdiot November 01 2005 18:29. Posts 6999 | Profile Blog |
rofl I can only imagine what your parents think of you  PM the sick one plz :D |
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