[UFC] The Ultimate Figher 10

Training begun with Rashad picking the first fighter and Rampage the first two fights (coin flip). Then teams got picked and are as follows:

TEAM RASHAD
James McSweeney
Brendan Schaub
Justin Wren
Jon Madsen
Roy Nelson
Darrill Schoonover
Matt Mitrione
Mike Wessel

TEAM RAMPAGE
Kimbo Slice
Abe Wagner
Demico Rogers
Wes Sims
Scott Junk
Wes Shivers
Marcus Jones
Zak Jensen

Rampage chose the first fight to be between Abe Wagner, the chemical engineer, vs Jon Madsen, hoping for a "size matters" advantage on the octagon.

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"Size matters?"

But hell no, it wasn't like that at all.

Rashad taught Madsen that the strategy for this fight would be to keep Wagner on the mat given he was much taller than him, then and proceeded to train Madsen's takedown. On the other hand, imo, Wagner didn't train much at all compared to Madsen's workout.

First round into the fight and guess what happens, Madsen takes down Wagner exactly like they showed him training with Rashad before the fight, then proceeded to beat the shit out of him with elbows and punches to the face. Wagner didn't do shit at all, his defense was sucky and didn't make any effort to get back on his feet. Everytime the referee stopped the fight to reset, Madsen took the guy down again, and again, and again. Rampage tried to talk Wagner that the midget was doing the same thing over and over again, but he didn't listen. He got taken down the same way at least 5 times in the two rounds they fought... or wrestled. On top of that, Wagner got badly cut on the forehead (I judge at least a 2 to 3 inch cut, his bone could be seen) and there were shitloads of blood everywhere on the octagon, it was dripping like an old faucet. In the end, Rampage was obviously frustrated with Wagner and left the place before the fight was over. Rashad couldn't be more happier and I'm starting to think his judgment about Rampage's team is correct, but time will show.

This one was pretty short imo and not that exciting. Rampage chose his second and last hand-picked fight this time between James McSweeney and Wes Shivers. He he picked the fight to throw off Rashad by putting his first pick on the spot against Rampage's huge football beast, not because of strategical reasons.

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David vs Goliath

Well guess what happened: Each threw 10 hits (James threw 98% kicks...) at each other and from that point on everything went downhill for both. It was like watching two walrus fighting. Wes putting his hands on his waist and waiting for the other guy to come to him, whom was also waiting for Wes to come to him, so what did James do? Throw kicks. I think that was the only thing that gave him points over the monster football player. They would start great combos and then just as they had the other guy half dead, they would back up because of < 0 stamina. Both also had each other LITERALLY submitted at various points of the fight but failed to do so wtf. But that's not all folks, that's just first round. Second round, I left the room and went to do something more valuable like staring at the wall. Honestly this has got to be the most shit fight I've ever seen.

In the end karate kid won because of the 2.56x10^1000 kicks he threw at Wes and Rampage looked like he wanted to kill something.

Oh well wtf.

We at least have the next fight this Wednesday between Kimbo and Roy. I HONESTLY CAN'T WAIT =D