Kau – Editor ShoCkeyy – Editor Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove Nyovne – IRC Comments CharlieMurphy – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus NeverGG – Progamer Pics Pholon – VOD of the Week Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane Grobyc – Ban of the Week Vayesh – Academy of ESPORTS besiger – Replays Time Forgot LordWeird – Interview
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Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1 The Stove .............................................. p2 Chalk Talk ............................................. p3 Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4 Progamer Photos ................................... p5 Random Image of the Week .................... p6 A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7 Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8 The Shit Bus .......................................... p8 Best of Blogs ......................................... p9 Ban of the Week .................................... p10 Vod of the Week .................................... p11 Academy of ESPORTS .......................... p12 Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13 Interview ................. .............................. p14
[16:13] <FragKrag> fucking SAT [16:13] <FragKrag> FUCK [16:13] <Julmust[D]> lol [16:13] <@MONKEYMASHER> lol [16:14] <FragKrag> why couldn't it just b out of 1600 [16:14] <@MONKEYMASHER> LOL fragkrag [16:14] <FragKrag> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [16:14] <FragKrag> why does writing exist [16:14] <Pholon> SAYS THE MAN IN A CHATBOX [16:14] <Pholon> OMFG [16:14] <Pholon> IRONY [16:14] <Pholon> KILLING ME [16:14] <FragKrag> FUCK [16:14] <FragKrag> LOL [16:14] <@MONKEYMASHER> lol [16:14] <Pholon> Ardghdh [16:14] <Pholon> Sdfafgfghfdfafgftgs [16:14] <Pholon> SAFKMSFGA
Out of 1600 lolz.
Punching someone in the nuts, never heard of it. I mean he couldn't have ment the... oh snap.
[04:34] <Gvt> what kinds of defenses are there against early game rushes? [04:34] <@Nyovne> non [04:35] <@Nyovne> early game rushes are banned [04:35] <NeverGG_> punching someone in the nuts [04:35] <@Nyovne> 5min no rush [04:35] <Gvt> really? never heard of that [04:35] <Gvt> that only pl? [04:35] <@Nyovne> yeah [04:35] <NeverGG_> ..... [04:35] <NeverGG_> lol [04:35] <@Nyovne> XD
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On October 29 2009 13:37 YianKutKu wrote: Why doesn't the US or some country just bomb the entire African continent to end hunger on the continent. The productivity of that continent is extremely low with rampant diseases and poverty. Then, more educated people from the US can utilize the resources in Africa and make the entire continent more productive.
Hello denizens of tl net, welcome to the sixth edition of my little column, maybe better known to most as " I wish someone would take away his keyboard "
Now, for a start lets get some technicalities out of the way, first thing, the trial version of the only program I could find that converts pcx files without huge watermarks has run out, so if anyone could recommend a good program, I would be thankful. Also it would appear, that in my idiocy, while manually converting this weeks pictures I managed to make them all weight 900kb, I hope this wont affect loading time too much Next thing is, I have to thank Ares[effort] for providing me with this weeks replay which I couldn't find myself in the cold black void that is the internet.
Now, for this weeks game, its gonna be shorter than usual because im a bit strapped for time, and also the game it self is shorter than what I usually post, it might not look like a awsum wtf game, but im doing it because for me it marks a end of a era in BW, and the start of a new one, one that would last for a long time. But don't worry, with the next edition I will return to boring you with 1 hour reps, preferably tvt because im mean like that.
This weeks game is gonna be iloveoov vs savior on Into the Darkness I remember watching this game and thinking, whoa, who the hell is this savior guy and how can he dismantle the monster that is oov this easily, it shocked me, and it was the first time I really heard of savior and boy did it stick, I never would have guessed he would go on to roll everyone for such a long period of time, I call it the dark age of tvz !
oov spawns at the top right part of the map, and savior takes the bottom left for himself, all seems well in the kingdoms of zerg and terran as they send their peons to mine the precious ore.
Just look at em, already macroing like a champ !
Is this savior chap any good ?
But alas, all is not as it seems, as Savior sends out his first overlord in the correct scouting direction, oov sends out his scv with trickery on his mind, he starts a proxy barracks hoping the catch the slimy one off guard, but who would have guessed it, a drone chances upon the hapless barracks and forces a cancel, the game has just started and oov is already in the hole. After his great victory, Savior is content to just expand.
What kind of tomfoolery is this, the macro terran rushing ?!!
It appears to be some form of expansion or something along those lines, fascinating indeed.
After his rush attempt is thwarted, oov starts a refinery and a barracks at the same time, no doubt cursing something about map hacking under his breath, soon after his barracks are constructed and enough gas is gathered, a factory can be spied going up near his ramp, savior puts down a 3rd hatchery at his expansion choke and a pool.
no doubt about it, its mech ! awww no wait
Turtle whore
Savior decides to start his lair tech with mutas on his mind to punish the insolent terran for his rush attempt, oov meanwhile decides to start his natural expansion, hoping he can get in on some of that sweet sweet oov macro that everyone is talking about.
Lairs aren't all that bad, I have nothing against lairs, I wish zergs stayed at lair longer.
If you thought he was macroing before, just look out now !
oov's marine count is low due to his failed proxy rax and his fac opening, and savior takes perfect advantage of that as he runs in a bunch of speedlings and takes out his newly formed expansion while expanding once more himself, things look grim for our simian friend.
no macro make oov sad
Now im no progamer, but when I get bashed by D people over at icc, 3 zerg bases to 1 terran is never a good thing.
At this point those mutas mentioned earlier finally take to the sky and start cruising for a bruising (oh my, why do dumb things stick in my mind). They soon arrive at the terran base and are met with a wall of turrets, seeing that there are no scv kills to be had they start killing marines, they are cold cold bastards and they don't care who they kill, as long as killing is being done ! Oov meanwhile, while not busy losing his marines to mutas is trying to tech up to vessels and set up his natural expansion again, oov no expo, oov no macro, banana ? ( i just love that joke )
Only with the implementation of my " guns to CC's " program can scenarios like this be stopped.
Mutas, what can a man say about mutas that hasn't been said before, hm, they kinda look like dragons or something, weird dragons, actually they arent much like dragons at all..
Savior is all over the map, looks at those red dots go, he has some spare APM so he decides to use that for teching purposes, a queens nest is going up, and you know what that means !? (except that I just vomited a little) thats right, hive time, I sure hate hive time. Oov has meanwhile managed to macro up a sizable enough force to try and retake his natural from 3 barracks, but not without constant muta harass.
prelude to terror.
Man those mutas look annoying, il have to keep that in mind next time I play savior
Just as oov moves out with a bunch of marines to finally secure his expo a whole bunch of imba comes rolling towards his troops, zerglings, mutas, and a quick surround make short work of the poor ex cons and oovs expansion attempt is thwarted once more, it is a sad day for the macro terran, and to add insult to injury, his fancy new cc gets shot down while menacingly floating near some minerals.
a piece of my soul floated out of my eyes
silly mutas, you cant put out CC fires with glave wurms.
Once again the game consists of oov trying to macro up enough forces to expand and tech, while savior is saturating his 3rd base and is up to no good with that which must not be named ( hive tech for all you non terran players ) Soon a defiler mound is seen going up paired with a greater spire, in fear of what is about to happen I alt tab and watch some care bear clips to calm myself.
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...
Oovs tech that I forgot to post earlier !
Rawr, yells oov and decapitates a nearby banana with his powerful jaw, he has finally managed to take his natural, what could possibly stop him know, the man who could macro from 10 rax even though he has only 5. He fortifies his entrance with a bunker, all is well, except for those guardians killing the dudes at his expansion . Savior decides to seal the deal with one more expansion and a ultra cavern)
does not bode well.
Good thing there were no ultras this game, not even the care bears would help if they were.
Oov decides to give one last twitch of resistance as he moves all of his mnm and some vessels out hoping to punish saviors insolence, but he is soon greated with some lurkers that savior obviously got while I was watching those care bear clips, and with some guardians backstabbing the poor mnm, they soon become a stain on the floor.
oovs first attack in the game, how will it end, tune in next week to find out !
Last week on " oov moves out " oov moved out, now join us for the conclu.. oh my god, spikes, spikes everywhere arrrghh.
All that is left now is to attack move into oovs expansion and end it. This game made me sad, but savior did a nice job of not letting oov expand and get his macro mojo working, but one cant help but wonder, how would it have played out had that hacker drone not spotted the proxy.
Today I found out her real name. No, I didn't ask her myself; when the class was doing a group assignment I walked to her desk and found her last name on a paper.
i got fucking shot in the eye at point blank by a $200+ machine nerf gun by my drunken friend. fucking blinded me(temporarily) and gave me a black eye. thank god I was drunk as well, or I'm sure it would have been 10x more painful ._.;; aside from that, I managed only like 2 hours of sleep before an 8 hour shift of work because this bitch at the party wouldnt fucking shut up about her problems.
on the bright side, this douchebag i hate played me in a game of pool when I was shitfaced, and shot multiple times in a row on various occasions because he "didn't mean to do that", and I still managed to own him.
"When you play, you have to start off with a mindset to turn the game into a rape" - iloveoov
NeverGG   Korea (South). November 03 2009 13:10. Posts 3798
What happened to Horang1? || Kim_Hyun_Han: prety imprative taht u know, mind is like a parachute , only works when its open || Kim_Hyun_Han on gnomes: the only physical met i believe we had was actly an illusion caused by too much grape juice
Avidkeystamper   United States. November 03 2009 15:07. Posts 6666
щ(゚Д゚щ) Life keeps getting tougher and easier. Crazy Complex and Confusing.
I like to eat my poptarts with the frosting side face down so my tongue gets the full force of a big-bang of flavor.
Nyovne   Netherlands. November 04 2009 00:22. Posts 4292
For remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
KwarK   Great Britain. November 04 2009 00:43. Posts 8522
Misrah: by the way Einstein- you can't use sarcasm online." Aegraen: "Don't worry, if things don't change, and change in a respectable manner sometime soon, you will see the second American Revolution, because tyranny in any form, must be fought against."
pangshai   Singapore. November 04 2009 01:19. Posts 2719
Odd. I can always save the screenshots as bmp. They try to default save as pcx but when it asks for the name you want to save them as I can click file type and save them as bmp. Then it's just 30 seconds in paint to crop it and upload a jpg.
Misrah: by the way Einstein- you can't use sarcasm online." Aegraen: "Don't worry, if things don't change, and change in a respectable manner sometime soon, you will see the second American Revolution, because tyranny in any form, must be fought against."