If it weren't for your shitty border security back in the days, I wouldn't have had the pleasure of being born here!
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
UmmTheHobo United States. July 04 2010 17:16. Posts 650
Protip: If your town only lets you use shitty fireworks like those spinner things or fountains take out all the gunpowder and explosive things from said shitty fireworks, put them in a giant pile, light that shit on fire and wait for a blinding light not unlike a flashbang
I was totally annoyed at the fireworks on Canada's day this year. Some stupid retard was setting them off well into the midnight.
EDIT: I remember on Fox, they had a cutscene from the Simpsons where Homer said something along the line of "You are an American. Now go blow something up."
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Pandain United States. July 04 2010 17:35. Posts 5825
I love watching fireworks but hate them too because whenever fireworks are heard from my house my dog freaks out cause she thinks its lightning. So instead of watching the fireworks I have to make sure she doesn't destroy the house in her panic .
Happy fourth of July!!
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This could be a huge acquisition as long as they also get the puppy
SoLaR[i.C] United States. July 04 2010 17:47. Posts 2969
On July 04 2010 17:22 flamewheel wrote: Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
<3 America, </3 fireworks going off on July 2nd -____-
Agreed. My neighbor thought it would be great to shoot off a million god forsaken firecrackers. They didn't have anything good or pretty, just 45 minutes worth of loud stuff. /rage
Headlines United States. July 04 2010 17:59. Posts 471
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Megalisk United States. July 04 2010 17:12. Posts 6095
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Washington, D.C. July 04 2010 18:38. Posts 9272
