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  Chibi[OWNS]   United Kingdom. May 10 2004 17:54. Posts 10598Profile 
Q. Do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.
IF YOU DONT THINK IM COOL THEN LEAVE THE TABLE
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  GoSexyPerli   United States. May 10 2004 18:09. Posts 1072Profile 
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
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  Niv)Mutal   United States. May 10 2004 18:12. Posts 65Profile 

On May 10 2004 17:54 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
Q. Do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.



gosu :D
sups
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  Niv)Mutal   United States. May 10 2004 18:15. Posts 65Profile 
Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.

Why do you never run over a mexican on a bike? It may be your bike.

Who is the best jewish cook? Hitler.

Why does mexico not have an olympic team? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
sups
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  Chibi[OWNS]   United Kingdom. May 10 2004 18:16. Posts 10598Profile 
[QUOTE]On May 10 2004 18:15 Niv)Mutal wrote:

Who is the best jewish cook? Hitler.

[QUOTE]

gosu ;D
IF YOU DONT THINK IM COOL THEN LEAVE THE TABLE
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  tAi   May 10 2004 19:08. Posts 78Profile 
Whats the difference between a Jew and Pizza ??

When you put the pizza in the oven , it doesn't SCREAM.

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  Dang-it   United States. May 10 2004 19:20. Posts 557Profile 
3 guys were in a car their names were shit, stupid, and ass. One day they were pissing on a hill, and then shit fell down the mountain

stupid later followed him and ass stayed on top of the hill. five minutes later a cop comes along and asked ass are you stupid? and ass replies

no stupids down there picking up shit
meh?
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  TheSileNceSinGs   Canada. May 10 2004 19:23. Posts 288Profile 
Whats the difference between nigers and pizza?


A pizza can feed it's family.
=D
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  Dang-it   United States. May 10 2004 19:29. Posts 557Profile 
its always time for the old ones
why are chinese people and black people afraid to ride rollercoasters?

because when it goes up it says chink chink chink chink and down,... nigger nigger nigger nigger (say em fast )
meh?
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  wtfwjd   United States. May 10 2004 20:23. Posts 226Profile 
Two big, fat, greasy nigger bitches are at the zoo. These are some big buffarilla type women. So they go to the monkey section where the sign says, "Don't feed the gorilla." But the one woman tries to feed the big silverback a bannana anyway. Well, the huge gorilla walks over, bends the bars apart, grabs the nigger woman inside the cage, and beats the shit out of her and commences to raping her in the ass. It takes the zoo keepers 20 minutes to make the gorilla let go of her. They were spraying it with a fire hose, hitting it with sticks, finally they shot it with about 5 tranquilizers. So the one nigger woman goes to visit her friend in the hospital, and she is fucked up. Swollen eyes, missing teeth, hair all torn out, and as soon as she sees her friend she breaks out crying and sobbing. "There, there honey," says her friend, comforting her and holding her, "We are gonna get you through this and you are gonna be jus' fine, honey." "I know, I know," says the first one, "But he don't call and he don't write and he don't come visit....."

every racist joke ever



http://panzerfaust.com/niggerjokes_1.shtml
The magnitude of your illegitimate rise will parallel that of your fall
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  exalted   United States. May 10 2004 20:37. Posts 3278Profile Blog 
Racist jokes -_-;;
too easy
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  Dick   United States. May 10 2004 20:53. Posts 717Profile 
a niger and puerto rican ride on a car, who's driving ?

the police
Boxer will be in the US on the 16th - perhaps to give advice to South Korean President Roh, who is on state visit to the US this week, on how to handle any surprise tank pushes by North Koreans
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  eatwasabi   United States. May 10 2004 20:55. Posts 47Profile 
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

The women

This joke had me dying on the floor for 5 minute.
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  mmm.beer   Canada. May 10 2004 21:09. Posts 412Profile 
tasteless:

how do you know if your sister's pregnant?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.
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  Klogon   US of A. May 10 2004 21:13. Posts 12423Profile Blog 
"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
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  Meta   United States. May 10 2004 21:47. Posts 3925Profile Blog 
rofl klogon haha
Your thought merely reflects surface meaning of an action, you need to thinking deeper, think all possible reasons. - ilovehnk
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  Niv)Mutal   United States. May 10 2004 22:51. Posts 65Profile 
What do you call a jew in the ocean? Polution.
What do you call 10,000 jews in the ocean? Solution.
sups
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  Amnesty   United States. May 10 2004 23:01. Posts 1889Profile 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses.
...
Knock knock


The sky just is, and goes on and on; and we play all our BW games beneath it.
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  ebba   Australia. May 10 2004 23:03. Posts 63Profile 
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
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  no1important   May 10 2004 23:06. Posts 557Profile 
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass
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