 baal May 11 2004 00:21. Posts 10329 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 20:55 eatwasabi wrote:
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The women
This joke had me dying on the floor for 5 minute.
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 HH_Phildar May 11 2004 01:24. Posts 13 | Profile |
Why is there no swimming pool in Cuba?
because all cuban people who know how to swim are already settled in Florida
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| Faith Norway. May 11 2004 01:29. Posts 88 | Profile |
best joke i know is
Hovz |
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 Dirk United States. May 11 2004 02:47. Posts 1339 | Profile |
Oh, I remember this thread. Copy paste will do just find here.
What does NASCAR stand for?
Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
What do you call 28 rednecks in the same room?
Answer:A full set of teeth!!
You're a redneck if .... Your sister's education goal is to get out of highschool before she gets pregnant.
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
KICK HIS SISTER IN THE CHIN
What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
The front row of a garth brooks concert.
A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.
How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
What did the white girl say to the black guy?
Nothing, she couldnt talk with a 12 inch dick down her throat.
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| baal May 11 2004 03:17. Posts 10329 | Profile |
What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
didnt get that one -.- (maybe i did if it was the worst joke ever)
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
I'd swar you made that attempt of joke by yourself omfg! that is lame. |
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 BlazeD Canada. May 11 2004 03:21. Posts 236 | Profile |
wut do u say when ur t.v starts floating at night?
drop it nigger! |
| | goin down around here nigga, get ur motherfuckin head bust, them motherfuckin street lights go out, them real niggerz come out, all the bitch niggerz go in the house, shit is not a game man, dont fuck around n lose ur brain - young buck |
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 Yuljan Germany. May 11 2004 03:44. Posts 1440 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 20:23 wtfwjd wrote: Two big, fat, greasy nigger bitches are at the zoo. These are some big buffarilla type women. So they go to the monkey section where the sign says, "Don't feed the gorilla." But the one woman tries to feed the big silverback a bannana anyway. Well, the huge gorilla walks over, bends the bars apart, grabs the nigger woman inside the cage, and beats the shit out of her and commences to raping her in the ass. It takes the zoo keepers 20 minutes to make the gorilla let go of her. They were spraying it with a fire hose, hitting it with sticks, finally they shot it with about 5 tranquilizers. So the one nigger woman goes to visit her friend in the hospital, and she is fucked up. Swollen eyes, missing teeth, hair all torn out, and as soon as she sees her friend she breaks out crying and sobbing. "There, there honey," says her friend, comforting her and holding her, "We are gonna get you through this and you are gonna be jus' fine, honey." "I know, I know," says the first one, "But he don't call and he don't write and he don't come visit....." every racist joke ever http://panzerfaust.com/niggerjokes_1.shtml
Not even one funny joke there... |
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 0x64 Finland. May 11 2004 03:48. Posts 2864 | Profile |
2 gays got stuck in a tropical island.
"okay we have solved our basic problems, we needed food: we eat fruits and kill little poor animals. we needed a place, we build a cottage. Now we need to solve the probleme of sex, who will have the pleasure to be the girl?"
And the other suggest:
"Ok, I ask a question and if you can't answer, you are the woman..
what has 4 legs and barks?"
"I dont know, a crocodile?"
"How did you guess!"
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 TLKiD China. May 11 2004 03:55. Posts 1136 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 18:15 Niv)Mutal wrote:
Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
Why do you never run over a mexican on a bike? It may be your bike.
Who is the best jewish cook? Hitler.
Why does mexico not have an olympic team? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Why does mexico not have an olympic team? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.[/QUOTE]
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| TLKiD China. May 11 2004 03:57. Posts 1136 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 19:20 Dang-it wrote: 3 guys were in a car their names were shit, stupid, and ass. One day they were pissing on a hill, and then shit fell down the mountain stupid later followed him and ass stayed on top of the hill. five minutes later a cop comes along and asked ass are you stupid? and ass replies no stupids down there picking up shit
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 MPXMX Canada. May 11 2004 04:30. Posts 4307 | Profile |
| I remember the last time there was a thread like this, somebody posted a 3-4-page or so joke and everyone laughed their ass off... I should dig it up or something.. |
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| Dirk United States. May 11 2004 04:36. Posts 1339 | Profile |
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What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.
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didnt get that one -.- (maybe i did if it was the worst joke ever)
If you didnt get it then it just means you're an idiot. Ever think of of what else the word relative could mean there? rofl moron
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| Dirk United States. May 11 2004 04:37. Posts 1339 | Profile |
And I didnt make up any of those, copy/paste buddy, thx  |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:14. Posts 17 | Profile |
| sure, u tell a girl to come with one finger know what i mean like come here, then tell her if i can make u cum with 1 finger imagine what i can do with all 5? |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:15. Posts 17 | Profile |
| what do u call a blonde with pig tails? blow job with handle bars |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:16. Posts 17 | Profile |
| u know the differnece between womens and cows? when u rub womens tits they dont sit... |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:19. Posts 17 | Profile |
whats difference between a mexican and picnic table? picnic table can support a family
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:20. Posts 17 | Profile |
| hey im not racist i own a color TV |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:20. Posts 17 | Profile |
| what does NAACP stand for? Now Apes are called people.. |
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| sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:25. Posts 17 | Profile |
what u call 2 black people having sex? OREOS!!
i realize im taking up too much fcking room ill put the ones i know on one page.
what do u do when u see a black man dying from a gun shot? stop laughing and reload.
What happened when the blonde was almost drug to death by the horse? the walmart manager came out and unplugged the horse (if u dont get it ur stupid)
what do u call 3 black people hanging from a tree? sothern wind chimes.
how do u starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his workboots(oldy but a goldy)
how do u fit 57 jews in a car? throw in a quater.
son once asked mom if he was more jew or black, mom said she didnt know and asked why? he said billy wants to sell me a bike for 25$ i dont know to ask for him to go down to 15$ or steal the damn thing.
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