 sCv[AfO] May 11 2004 09:34. Posts 17 | Profile |
ahh jokes about women eh?
how do u turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Get the b!tch a shovel!
What do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes? you shouldnt have to tell her any thing she done been told twice!!
why are over 3 million women abused each year? THEY WONT FCKING LISTEN!!
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 choboPEon United States. May 11 2004 09:51. Posts 5151 | Profile Blog |
On May 11 2004 09:34 sCv[AfO] wrote:
ahh jokes about women eh?
how do u turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Get the b!tch a shovel!
What do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes? you shouldnt have to tell her any thing she done been told twice!!
why are over 3 million women abused each year? THEY WONT FCKING LISTEN!!
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 WhizKid77 China. May 11 2004 10:20. Posts 678 | Profile |
What did Hitler say to the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven! |
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 ShAsTa Belgium. May 11 2004 10:28. Posts 2437 | Profile |
I remember last time in such a thread there were baby jokes involved and some people couldn't stand that. Someone got banned I think.
So can we post babyjokes?
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 FreeZEternal Korea (South). May 11 2004 10:30. Posts 3005 | Profile |
| babyjokes? i never saw babyjokes~~ |
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 Chibi[OWNS] United Kingdom. May 11 2004 10:44. Posts 10598 | Profile |
| mm this thread was for your top one or two jokes ever, not for pasting jokes from other week-old threads -.-; |
| | IF YOU DONT THINK IM COOL THEN LEAVE THE TABLE |
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 taeWook United States. May 11 2004 10:44. Posts 1366 | Profile |
| We come into this world out of a woman, and spend the rest of our lives trying to get back inside. |
| | keep your friends close but your enemies closer. |
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 distant_voice Germany. May 11 2004 10:45. Posts 2183 | Profile Blog |
| This is the dumbest thread on teamliquid EVER. |
| | This is my truth, tell me yours! |
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| NonY United States. May 11 2004 11:20. Posts 2814 | Profile |
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
The same baby three weeks later.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.Last edit: 2004-05-11 11:21:05 |
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 Eniram Sudan. May 11 2004 12:38. Posts 3163 | Profile Blog |
On May 10 2004 21:13 Klogon wrote:
"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
This is the only joke that got me to laugh -_- |
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| FreeZEternal Korea (South). May 11 2004 12:39. Posts 3005 | Profile |
On May 11 2004 11:20 NonY wrote:
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
The same baby three weeks later.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
Jesus-_-;;; |
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| Nihil_isT Czech Republic. May 11 2004 13:46. Posts 125 | Profile |
There was a bomb attack in a department store and people are lying on the ground screaming...
An ambullance arrives and doctors are tending only the white people...
One wounded nigger crawling on the floor askes one of the doctors: "Why do you help only the white people?"
D: Do you see our car over there?
N: I do...
D: What's it's colour?
N: White...
D: So be patient and wait for your own one... |
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| tAi May 11 2004 13:46. Posts 78 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 22:51 Niv)Mutal wrote:
What do you call a jew in the ocean? Polution.
What do you call 10,000 jews in the ocean? Solution.
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 Day[9] United States. May 11 2004 13:59. Posts 6304 | Profile Blog |
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves ?
-Christopher Walken
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| Niv)Mutal United States. May 11 2004 14:51. Posts 65 | Profile |
| So there was a blonde, brunette, and redhead. They were stuck on an island, and suddenly found a bottle lying on the ground. A genie came out of the bottle and said "I'll give u all 1 wish." The Brunettee said "I wish I could get out of here," and her wish was granted. The redhead said "I wish I could get out of here too," and her wish was granted. Then the blonde said "I wish my friends would come back." |
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| Niv)Mutal United States. May 11 2004 14:52. Posts 65 | Profile |
Whats better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans. |
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| Niv)Mutal United States. May 11 2004 14:54. Posts 65 | Profile |
What do you call a black preist? Holy shit.
Why did the blonde get mad? She found a latex in her purse but couldn't find her pencil.
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks guys. |
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| 0_0 United States. May 11 2004 15:05. Posts 2090 | Profile |
Racist Chinese joke
There were 2 Chinese guys, 1 Japanese guy, and a pilot on an airplane. Halfway thru the flight the pilot says "shit I'm losing altitude, we have to get rid of all the useless stuff." So they throw out all the stuff thats not vital...
5 min later
P: still losing altitude, one of u guys is gonna have to jump out.
C1: I'm willing to die an honorable death in order to save the lives of the other human beings on this plane. *jumps out*
5 min later
P: uh, still losing altitude. Another one of u guys jump.
C2: I'm also willing to follow the example set by my chinese brother. *jumps out*
5 min later
P: Um, sorry its still losing altitude, you're gonna have to jump.
J: er, ok I'll jump. *Jumps out*
Under the plane
C1+2: That fuckin dumbass Japper, he actually jumped. *hanging onto the bottom of the plane* |
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| Dang-it United States. May 11 2004 15:19. Posts 557 | Profile |
what does fubu stand for?
farmers used to beat us |
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 SS-guy United States. May 11 2004 15:38. Posts 1427 | Profile |
On May 10 2004 17:52 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: i think i'm better off with my owns jokes in that other thread  anyone got non-racist 2 liners that can be texted, for example, say, to a girl? t.t
ur like a can of pringles...
once i pop you i cant stop you
if you were a car door, id slam you all night long |
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