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Dang-it United States. May 11 2004 15:48. Posts 557

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if you were a boooger i would pick you haha

meh?

GoSexyPerli United States. May 11 2004 15:56. Posts 1072

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--- Nuked ---

My whole existence is flawed.

hunterAS United States. May 11 2004 15:58. Posts 408

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what is so funny about dead baby jokes I think its stupid heres a funny joke kk thx.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a
dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it
just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and
said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.

beanmachine United States. May 11 2004 16:00. Posts 115

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ROFL

GoSexyPerli United States. May 11 2004 16:01. Posts 1072

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Chibi[OWNS] United Kingdom. May 11 2004 16:01. Posts 10598

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On May 11 2004 15:38 SS-guy wrote:

if you were a car door, id slam you all night long

haha now that ones good

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Chibi[OWNS] United Kingdom. May 11 2004 16:04. Posts 10598

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here's something funny

completely accidental if you can believe it, i forgot to add a keynode in flash and when i clicked on the timebar this was the first thing i saw

http://valkyr.pgpl.net/users/Chibi/elephantlmao.JPG

that's the trunk of an elephant in another scene

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mensrea Korea (South). May 11 2004 23:20. Posts 4936

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This thread has got to be one of the most suffocatingly senseless threads ever. I don't know how it was ever left alone for so long.

These jokes are not funny. The only joke even remotely in the same dimension as funny is Klogon's.

actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.

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