On October 16 2010 05:26 StormX wrote: well long story short:
So i played this epic 1v1 on LT and it was T(me) vs P(him) so it was late game he destroyed my entire base and i flew my CC to island expo (ty blizz) i quickly built a engi bay and did some hard core mule spamming. after this epic moment ( he still does not know im here -.-) i build a wall of missle turrets around my island x2 (BW style :D) and basicly got some vikings and alot of banshes in the end i managed to kill all his expos and he was pretty pissed it went something like this:
Me: GG Him: You only won because terrans are OP Me: Ummm im not that good you just need to scout more Him: NO TERRANS ARE OP!!!!!!! Me: Ok then terrans are op y dont u go and complain to blizz? then rage quit XD
argh it makes me so mad when people do this lol. not because i lose but because it takes so much time to kill off an island expo when theres so many turrets and stuff
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OPSavioR Sweden. October 31 2010 11:52. Posts 1464
I play a TvZ, the other guy gg's first since he thinks he's winning. I kill all his units in my base, make a comeback, win, then respond to his gg in chat. He then calls me a hacker and reports me.
ZomgTossRush United States. October 31 2010 12:35. Posts 1041
I beat "king" in a tournament. I checked his profile, and he 4gates EVERY SINGLE game, in every matchup. So the first game i overpool, he actually lets my first 6 lings in when he has a wall up, then transition into roaches.
2nd game i bank on him not doing anything else, so i 10/10 gate, which I should have won but had a retarded supply block.
The 3rd match i do the oversky build, and actually get my lings in before my injected lings even get to his base, even though he has 2 zealots out.
Then he complains that I play cheap. Lolz you silly 4-gater.
The best part, he pms my next opponent that i just rush every game. I actually just play a macro game and win.
And yes, i went on and won the tournament
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PvP was (is?) my weakest matchup so I was playing custom games on LT to improve. In one game I saw that my opponent had no assimilators up when I scouted and decided to steal both and see how it worked out. But he let them live for so long. I even completely screwed up my own macro, not getting gas until way too late, but despite that I was able to get a VR out before he even had enough gas for a stalker. I just flew it to his base and sniped his nexus with a single VR and he said "I knew you were gonna try that cheesy," followed by, "stay noob".
Then he proceeded to berate me after the game and put me on ignore before I could get a single word in. Made me lol.
Just played 2v2 (plat) both tz on high orbit = v. lol. Random partner so I chat a bit at start and noobmiss my timing so we onebase to catch up. Make bout 30 bane/ling partner 3rax mm and we push when first opponent 12muta harass comes in (I noob only 5). He pulls off muta to defend and enemy both have expo and pretty good force (20 muta, lots of mm, viking?). my baneling melt entire mm force, my partner melt muta. My muta take out expo, zerg quit I call GG:
Me: GG Terran:No, you one based Me Terran: Yeah, preciously. That's not rly good play. Terran: What the fuck is one base? Me: Preciously? ...
Ends with terran: go watch some day9, get better, THEN you can call gg. Cause otherwise you can't Terran: kkthxbb
LOL! WHAT? I have to watch replays before I can call GG?
Just had one tonight...ZvZ I always have my scout drone (assuming he appears to not really be noticed) toss down a spine behind the mineral line so only 1 drone can attack it unless he runs around the minerals. Now I've done this and had it happen enough times that I know 3 drones can kill a morphing spine and its almost a benefit to do it...If it succeeds you will probably get 2-3 drones=same cost if he pulls 3 drones...the lost mining time will probably equal the 25 minerals you lose if you cancel and run away fast enough.
Well tonight the guy flipped out when the spine finished building (he didnt see it until the last moment) and starts raging about if i cheesed to get into diamond and then rage quits
shortly after he PMs me Bonespear: you cheese your way to diamond? Bonespear has reconnected. Bonespear: dude you're good oh man you cheese your way to quad diamond?! dude! you must be fucking amazing! You: at least i watch my own base its not like i hid it 3 drones could have killed it Bonespear: dude you cheesed your way to diamond? man youre good dude you cheesed your way to quad diamond? You: no i always toss one down for the 1 out of 100 chance the person is an idiot Bonespear: dude you must be fucking amazing! dude you cheesed your way to diamond? ma your good dude you cheesed your way to quad diamond? dude you must be fucking amazing You: you would think with losing 600 times youd be a better sport about losing because you suck Bonespear has reconnected. Bonespear: cool story bro youd think after getting quad diamond youd be good enough to not need to cheese You: haha. and after 2000 games youd think youd be good enough to be able to defend it Bonespear: cool story bro
No joke...he repeated almost everything he said more than once. The guy had played 1250 1v1s and 2100+ ladder games total....I must wonder how he takes all his losses.
Slakter Sweden. November 01 2010 09:55. Posts 1847
On November 01 2010 09:48 neo_sporin wrote: Just had one tonight...ZvZ I always have my scout drone (assuming he appears to not really be noticed) toss down a spine behind the mineral line so only 1 drone can attack it unless he runs around the minerals. Now I've done this and had it happen enough times that I know 3 drones can kill a morphing spine and its almost a benefit to do it...If it succeeds you will probably get 2-3 drones=same cost if he pulls 3 drones...the lost mining time will probably equal the 25 minerals you lose if you cancel and run away fast enough.
Well tonight the guy flipped out when the spine finished building (he didnt see it until the last moment) and starts raging about if i cheesed to get into diamond and then rage quits
shortly after he PMs me Bonespear: you cheese your way to diamond? Bonespear has reconnected. Bonespear: dude you're good oh man you cheese your way to quad diamond?! dude! you must be fucking amazing! You: at least i watch my own base its not like i hid it 3 drones could have killed it Bonespear: dude you cheesed your way to diamond? man youre good dude you cheesed your way to quad diamond? You: no i always toss one down for the 1 out of 100 chance the person is an idiot Bonespear: dude you must be fucking amazing! dude you cheesed your way to diamond? ma your good dude you cheesed your way to quad diamond? dude you must be fucking amazing You: you would think with losing 600 times youd be a better sport about losing because you suck Bonespear has reconnected. Bonespear: cool story bro youd think after getting quad diamond youd be good enough to not need to cheese You: haha. and after 2000 games youd think youd be good enough to be able to defend it Bonespear: cool story bro
No joke...he repeated almost everything he said more than once. The guy had played 1250 1v1s and 2100+ ladder games total....I must wonder how he takes all his losses.
Just a tip, dont do that. Instead you should block enemies gas with an Evo
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Manic0892 United States. November 01 2010 11:58. Posts 5
So my friend and I played a 2v2 against some guys... and randomly they both disconnected. I have no idea what the B.net bug was, but one of them proceeded to rage at my playing partner. When my friend blocked him, he turned his attention to me:
Nick: fucking cheater Nick has reconnected. Nick: FUCK YOU AND DIE YOU CHEATING CUNT You: kthnx bro how'd we cheat your internet sucked... not our faults Nick: CHEATER FUCK YOU You: how did we cheat i don't even now how we could've done that Nick: yeah right, both me and my teammate both got disconnected at the same fucking time not even in the same fucking time zone as him you cunt You: are you at the same house? oh Nick: fucking cheating nigger lover You: well i don't know Nick: bullshit You: i DONT FUCKING KNOW blame b.net not me you fucknig idiot Nick: U still came in last too you dumb coon You: nothing i could do could affect your connection you dumbass yeah i don't play zerg so what Nick: fuck u cunt You: also racist on top of dumb and ragey = hilarious Nick: Cheater on top of n00b who got his fucking ass kicked and had to cheat to win You: ? tell me Nick: doooooooooooo000000sher You: how could we cheat that way how Nick: im done with you faggot You: nice Nick: done with you faggot You: you lose an argument and then you run away Nick: done with you faggot You: how old are you i'm really curious Nick: if i knew how you faggots did this, i would prolly do it every fucking game so go fuck u'rself You: wait Nick: fucking faggot You: how old are you Nick: i'm done with you faggot You: how old are you seriously i just want to know Nick: findme on youtube you dumb coon Author's note: He actually did link me this video. I didn't put it in as a joke. You: oh so you are joking that's kind of a relief Nick: remember when the lions beat the bears.... and then the fucking ref stole it. you guys cheated, but we won anyways have a good night cheater You: ? just tell me Nick: read about it You: how could i affect your internet connection Nick: you could cheat You: ok what cheat could i employ Nick: IT wasn't the connection i never lost connection You: really? Nick: u get it. yeah just bnet vent worked You: oh i don't know how Nick: just fine You: honestly Nick: yeah, ask the doosher u'r playing with then You: you should probably give blizzard a report about bnet disconnecting trust me neither he nor i want to cheat nor can cheat
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MiX United States. November 01 2010 19:03. Posts 32
You: drone in base = scout Russano: rofl pointless scout bro only way you'd look more retarded is if you had stolen gas like a baws You: it only scouted your 2 gate zealot and 4 gate seemed worthwhile to me Russano: rofl you needed a drone there to figure that one out? WOW holy shit shouldn't darwinism have knocked you and the rest of your ancestry off generations ago? You: lol
Apparently keeping drone in someones base is pointless. I learn new things every day!
I'm sort of perplexed by how often the n-word gets used in these situations, and especially any combination that implies you've had sex with black people or something along those lines . Is half of the battlenet population playing from 1960s' Alabama or something?
xrio: son you are nothing , you woudl neve in a million years open your mouth to me in real life ,because you know i would put you in the hospital , i bench like 390 i would break you in half little nerd so waste someone elses time pussy You: COME AT ME BRO The player is ignoring you.
Moa United States. November 02 2010 04:14. Posts 763
I play against a Terran player on Blistering Sands and from the beginning of the match I knew he was going to get into his own head. He asks me what division I played in but he said it in a manner that was confusing and I couldn't tell what he was saying.
He then says "Platinum or Diamond" I say "Silver" -silence- At this point it was obvious that he was in his own head because he was so concerned with my league.
I prod at his front door but after failing I go around back and break his rocks with my zerglings. He never saw them coming. I morph some into banelings and blow up his mineral lines. At this point he says something "of course you would do that" "this early?" "F*** off"
He then attempts a doom drop with tanks but I had vision all around my base with overlords. My hydras snipe two of his medivacs and my lings get in on his tanks as they are going into siege mode so they dropped quickly and did almost nothing. At this point he had very few SCV's I was on two bases and his drop failed. He says "What the F*** was that" "Really?" "What a J/ook? then he rage quits
I can only assume that he meant to say joke. It was a satisfying victory because after hearing that I was in silver league I had no doubt in my mind that he thought he had the game in the bag, after I was able to harass successfully and destroy his mineral lines he lost his cool and went all in on a poor drop. It was one of those games where I feel like I absolutely destroyed my opponent instead of just beating them.
The only thing I said the entire match was "Silver"
I beat this guy (Moa, 1400 zerg) as a silver leaguer (the irony) with mass battlecruisers. Note that I am plat now due to BBS being nerfed out of the game which required me to actually understand the game.
After yamatoing his corrupters with my gosu y-click spam micro and taking out his spire, he proceeded to rage after bm from both sides. In the past, he mentioned to me that "If I let someone mass battlecruisers I deserve to lose." Ironically, after that happened and I rubbed it in, he told me people who mass battlecruisers "don't deserve to win." He also said "w/e, noobs will win eventually" (this was our second legit game) and called me a scrub while I simply shift-a-clicked for the victory.
Oh, and the only reason I won is because I lifted off my CC (he went ultraling) and neglected to make a spire before he saw my bcs.
I don't remember that probably because when I saw the bcsi whited out with rage and woke up a few hours later with a heroin needle in my arm and all of a sudden I was in copper.
^O^
FrostOtter United States. November 02 2010 05:53. Posts 537
On November 01 2010 21:03 frd wrote: I'm sort of perplexed by how often the n-word gets used in these situations, and especially any combination that implies you've had sex with black people or something along those lines . Is half of the battlenet population playing from 1960s' Alabama or something?
frd, niggerchild (apparently!)
I see that in just about any online game. Choose a FPS or RTS or whatever, and people will be throwing it around.
Adonisto Canada. November 02 2010 06:25. Posts 190
I was looking for some practice game in TLpickup when all of a sudden:
[16:34] <Hit> 1000 zerg NA Diamond player looking for a game [16:35] <Adonisto> ID ? [16:35] <Adonisto> Hit, add me: Adonisto.240 [16:35] <Hit> kk
We play 2 games, first game I fast expand and attack when he take his third, he whine that he pumped too many drone and quit.
2nd game he 15 hatch on Lost Temple and we're close position, so I put down 2 gate to put some pressure and end up killing him.
After the game he rage on me that I only do "cheesy shit" and that Protoss take no skill.
The funny part is this: he says that I'm bad because I'm rank 74 diamond with 950 pts (haven't played any ladder game in 2 months and I have a bonus pool of 700) but the thing is, he has 1050 pts and in my divison he would be rank 70... Oh some people...
After the game:
Hit: Protoss take no skill Hit: all you do is cheesy shit, You: ? you mad, I fast expended first game Hit: youre so bad thats why youre rank 74 and still going down You: well, lets see, wanna play again? again? Hit: no I don't wanna play against a cheesy noob You: yeah, you mad. You: I haven't played any ladder game in 2 months and I have 700 bonus... The player is ignoring you. Hit: you do all-in strats that any 12 year old can do. Thats y u play protoss kid
I feel bad for him.
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FrostOtter United States. November 03 2010 05:19. Posts 537
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