[Champion] Singed

Oh Singed, whadda troll.

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/champions/27/singed_mad_chemist

Runes:
Quints: Movespeed.
Reds: I run magic pen.
Yellows: Armor
Blue: Magic resist per level
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Summoner Spells:
Ghost/Flash/Clairvoyance/Exhaust/Ignite/honestly whatever you feel like
You have escape in the form of W and R trail which is flipping annoying to chase so I don't think Ghost/Flash is at all necessary. In fact, Singed wants to encourage people to chase him because then he can activate imba posion trail damage!

Skill Order
I start with a point in E generally but will occasionally throw a point in W if I'm feeling saucy and there's a tight jungle fight going on that is for some reason very tilted in my favor. PLEASE WAIT FOR MINIONS TO GET TO LANE BEFORE CHOOSING SKILL.
so in general:
E/Q/Q/W/Q/R
then R>Q>E>W
Although you may hear that W is also good to max before E. Well, I'm greedy. I want imba damage CLUNK.

Items:
Here's where you get many choice!

Early Game:
Start with either a mana crystal or a doran's shield. The mana crystal will give you health and help you rush rush rush your (1st) catalyst. If you're gearing up for a hard lane get doran's shield by all means.

From here you must build at least one RoA. Works incredibly with his passive and gives him AP. What's not to love? I personally start double catalyst so that I can stay in lane forever and be reckless running around lane with poison on, throwing a squishy back, getting all the creeps and then retreating. Its full health when you level!!!!!!! If I don't think I will be able to finish the second RoA in time for it to be worthwhile (just about never) or think that a banshees would be more appropriate or some other kinda circumstance I'll turn the second catalyst into banshees.

If you're lame get a HoG or 2 at some point in there too. (dumblamenotfunandhilarious)

boots. I get boots 3 because if they're trying to CC you, well, they're wasting CC anyway because you're not going to die. You may also get sorc boots.

Mid to Late Game:
Consider getting:
Force of Nature!
Randuins
Abyssal
Frozen Heart (i hate this item -_-)
Zhonyas (WHATEVER YOU SHOULD BE UNKILLABLE BY THIS POINT ANYWAY)
I've seen someone go Archangels because of the ridiculous amount of mana you will have from 2/3/4/5/6 RoA's and that worked out but i have not personally tried it out
Rylais (slow tail of death)
Any other tank stuff you want

Play
Objective 1: get the game into late game where you really kick in
Objective 2: throw the ranged DPS
Objective 3: use W intelligently. it is such a great skill. don't just toss it in the middle of the fight because you want to spam skills. throw it at someone trying to escape, toss a squishy then toss it where they want to go (people fear the puddle, everyone runs away from the no damage skill)
Objective 4: Pop Ult before battles, it lasts so long and it is So. Good.
Objective 5: distract while your team does baron. Not a single one of your spells does damage to Baron. of course, also be available in the case of a team fight. You should be running veryveryvery fast with MS quints, FoN, boots, and ulti if you're really in a pinch.

I find Singed to be a pretty boring laner, try not to push your lane with arbitrary poison trail jogs. as with every hero with an inherently really good AoE laning ability....try not to use it. Take a duo lane, you will get zoned if you don't have one. Toss+puddle enemies into tower range. That's about all. More on laning would be helpful if you have anything to say.

Thanks for reading if you read, if you didn't ................... go read. I will update OP with good posts in spoilers and change general guide according to suggestions I can confirm are for the better. Have fun! Singed is one of the most unkillable late game tanks and is incredibly sexy. what else is there to say?