I find the vast majority of the BM toward me seems to come from Zergs (Because I like blocking expansions every game), here was my last game. It was a downer because the game before I had played one of the most polite players I've ever played. At the end we discussed what he could improve (He was doing the roach max build but his warren was too late so my +1 zealots killed his third) so shout out to Bubbles the zerg for being such a stand-up guy.
Anyway, this guy was a tool, but I was listening to a Disney compilation on Rdio so it was hilarious (Under The Sea was playing when he swore at me so I was already smiling). Firstly, I blocked his expo, like I always do, hence why you don't go hatch first, and this made him unhappy (he put down the pool after I placed the pylon).
And then I blocked his third because why not. This made him less happy.
*Insert stuff about Protoss here* (He also tried to do a proxy hatch but I found it and he cancelled and lost his drone)
He then tried to speedling all-in me but I had made +1 zealots, which are SO GOOD and they hero-mauled all the lings (one zealot had 10 kills). He then tried to baneling bust me but it failed because I split my zealots and they ate all the banelings and still had enough health to go back to being awesome and killing everything. At this point he had 19 workers and a bunch of worthless lings while I had around 50 workers and +2 on the way. So I just turtled up and killed him and this is what he left me.
I have a bunch of others I'll try to find. Most of the BM towards me isn't very original. Primarily "Protofag" and the like, nothing actually funny. The guy who called me Protofag actually rage quit quite badly, I did a +1 zealot timing (because +1 zealots are AWESOME) and he lost all of his lings because they were in the path of my zealots. I watched his screen in the replay and as soon as he saw all his lings die he left the game. It made me chuckle.
Playing a 3v3 and at the end of the game this guy sends me this.
"BrockRokwell: rofl. nice cheese fag BrockRokwell has reconnected. You: How is that cheese? Please tell me how BrockRokwell: infestors? definition of fucking cheese up ass You: Also, cheese is a legit strategy. Pro's use it all the time Infestors are cheese? BrockRokwell: cheese. You: I thought they were a tier 2.5 unit The player is ignoring you. You: lol The player is ignoring you."
izual155 United States. May 10 2012 22:17. Posts 48
all this guy does is bm what a piece of trash he nearly wrote me a book on how bad i was when i did a 10 pool like idra did yesterday on his stream. ill be sure to post all the stuff he said cause it was hilarious
I guess im a timing hipster? Funny thing is, I wasn't even going for a timing. I sent a ling in to see his defenses, noticed he had a lot of drones and very few lings without speed. So I just massed roaches and some lings lol.
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Its not today that im worried about, but tomorrow that scares the shit out of me...
On May 09 2012 23:43 Badfatpanda wrote: It's been a while since I've had something to post, but today I had not 1, but 2 instances that left me going "wtf?" + Show Spoiler +
So, confused I asked him how a reaper expand was cheese. Keep in mind, no bunker no scvs, nothing just 2 reapers and a CC. + Show Spoiler +
Not only could he not have known this was a second account, kinda random to use that as BM though lol, but "QI" just made me lose it. I think he was trying to say that meching is cheese
OK second instance, I was in a 2v2 and our opponents went 2x proxy gates as they both spawned as Protoss. We wall off I defensive cannon and the game is literally won. When I scout, the opponent's probe follows me and sees the outside of my teammates cannon because he decided; lets cannon rush. The game was literally won but he rage quit out of principle and this is what he messaged me while I was still in the game: + Show Spoiler +
Oh, and he never told me in game not to go there, he only said so afterwards right before he quit lol...
edit: picture resolution was a tad funky, changed embed code
Just a note, QI is what IQ is called in french, which your opponent clearly was after telling you to shut your mouth in french lol.
So, I was playing vs protoss all evening and had just lost to some very crazy build involving warp prisms,sentries and eventually dt's, so I decided to do something more risky myself. Let's see how it went.
Oops, I'm pretty sure I told my marine to attack that probe.. Mehhh never mind, 1 scv less.
WOW ! He must think he's pro because he killed 1 scv that I failed to micro..
Let's see how good his "multitasking" actually is. It is as good as....BBQ !!!!
His multitasking really is 28 times better than mine !!
The most funny part was that he IMMEDIATELY ignored me after the game.. Found it very funny because the bm actually started before my cheese and for no reason whatsoever.. Really enjoyed that victory though :D
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Very casual, Diamond Terran.
Zennith United States. May 11 2012 22:35. Posts 784
Background: Our subject claims that 2 rax always beats 1 gate FE. So I took up his offer to lose (lol). After crushing his 2 rax twice and beating him soundly, he eventually leaves and drops me this message:
I swear I actually 1 gate expoed every time!
Vitruvian United States. May 12 2012 16:06. Posts 111