Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM

So I just finished a match that took 90 minutes. Half of that time was excessive. It was on scrap station, I had killed all his bases and he was out of units. It was a good game, but it was over and he should've left. All his units were dead except mutas running around the map. Meanwhile he decided to take the island. This is fine strategically since I had blink stalkers and collossus I could not get there so I had to get air units after failed attempts at warp-ins. I took two more bases and build voids but couldn't get in there because of a ton of spore crawlers and mutas. He continued to muta harass me (killing off production buildings, which I continued to just rebuild) but I continued making more bases. There was absolutely no way he could've won the match but he wanted to annoy me and stay in the game forever. The dialogue goes as follows:

00:20:55 - Valor to ALL: alot of photons bro
00:20:59 - ZURICH to ALL: :\
00:36:05 - ZURICH to ALL: GG
00:36:09 - Valor to ALL:

00:36:13 - ZURICH to ALL:

00:36:16 - ZURICH to ALL: was a good game though
00:39:23 - ZURICH to ALL: cmon gg
00:39:32 - Valor to ALL: \
00:39:41 - Valor to ALL: you photon cannoned like 199999999 palces
00:39:44 - Valor to ALL: I will wait ALLLL game
00:41:24 - ZURICH to ALL: yawn
00:46:45 - ZURICH to ALL: are you going to quit? jesus christ this is boring. you are in an unwinnable situation.
00:46:47 - Valor to ALL:

00:47:16 - Valor to ALL: JESUS photons
00:47:21 - ZURICH to ALL: Yea NO SHIT
00:47:23 - Valor to ALL: u truly are a fgt
00:47:29 - Valor to ALL: and this is why I will stay
00:47:51 - ZURICH to ALL: okay then you bore yourself while you mine out and i continue to take the map
00:47:55 - Valor to ALL:

00:48:08 - Valor to ALL: you photon cannon EVERYTHING
00:48:12 - Valor to ALL: thats not skill BRAH
00:48:24 - ZURICH to ALL: what are you talking about it's the 1 hour mark and i have extra min
00:48:28 - Valor to ALL: sh8ut it kid
00:48:29 - ZURICH to ALL: neither is taking the island and just annoying someone
00:48:32 - Valor to ALL: shut it kid
00:48:49 - ZURICH to ALL: i'm not a kid and i'm far older than you i assure you
00:48:53 - Valor to ALL: SHUT IT KID
00:55:35 - Valor to ALL: ROFL
00:55:41 - Valor to ALL: why cant u end it BRAAAH']
00:55:57 - ZURICH to ALL: get over it
00:56:01 - Valor to ALL: nah ur gay bro
00:56:05 - ZURICH to ALL: i'm gay?
00:56:13 - Valor to ALL: photon fgt
00:56:15 - ZURICH to ALL: that's very clever of you
00:57:55 - Valor to ALL: LOL
00:57:57 - Valor to ALL: BEAT ME BRO
00:58:03 - ZURICH to ALL: stop calling me bro, i'm not your bro
00:58:25 - Valor to ALL: kk bro
00:58:27 - Valor to ALL: then beat me
00:59:04 - Valor to ALL: YAWN
00:59:11 - ZURICH to ALL: lol you are such a tool
00:59:23 - Valor to ALL: im not the one who photon cannoned the entire map
00:59:37 - ZURICH to ALL: you're in no place to split hairs about strategy
00:59:55 - Valor to ALL: you spammed photon cannons
00:59:59 - Valor to ALL: thats it lol
01:00:03 - ZURICH to ALL: in fact i'm pretty ready to just let this sit here and no bother attacking yoou
01:00:06 - ZURICH to ALL: so you havej to wait longer
01:00:10 - Valor to ALL: kk nice
01:00:14 - Valor to ALL: do that
01:00:18 - ZURICH to ALL: if you think someone who's getting muta harassed all game isn't goikng to cannon up, you're dumber than i thought
01:00:28 - Valor to ALL: mutas harras?
01:00:37 - Valor to ALL: you had 17 cannons before I even had mutas LOL
01:00:38 - ZURICH to ALL: oh did i forget an S, my bad
01:00:51 - ZURICH to ALL: yea because you repeatedly killed that base as i was putting it up
01:00:55 - Valor to ALL: YAWWWN
01:01:00 - ZURICH to ALL: and yea, it was 17 you're right. good counting
01:01:15 - Valor to ALL: lol? you took me literally... smart man bro
01:01:25 - ZURICH to ALL: oh i'm sorry i didn't realize it was hyperbole
01:01:36 - Valor to ALL: jhahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
01:01:38 - Valor to ALL: AHHAHAHAHA
01:01:41 - Valor to ALL: dumb fgt
01:01:45 - ZURICH to ALL: fgt
01:01:48 - ZURICH to ALL: damn dude
01:01:53 - Valor to ALL: YAWWWWNN
01:01:55 - ZURICH to ALL: you are very eloquent
01:02:03 - ZURICH to ALL: gg brah

Given, I probably should've not bought into his bullsh*t but I couldn't help it. It was very boring and irritating and I obviously had the time to type without anything to do game-wise. I definitely would've ended it sooner had I not been run around the map all the time and was losing probes. If he actually had a chance of pulling this one out I would've been fine with him staying in game, but there was undoubtedly going to mine himself out and any attempt to start up another base would be shut down by myself. So he would just run his mutas around the map and avoid conflict.

I love how he blamed his loss on the cannons, as if I took all my cannons and magically moved them to all his bases and that's how he lost them. I put the cannons up because I was floating a ton of minerals and he kept harassing me with mutas. Oh well, not gg

Last edit: 2011-03-22 16:17:59

iko New Zealand. March 22 2011 17:16. Posts 137

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Randomly mashing out a bit of ladder and I get this guy who opens with with "gl you faggot".

Thinking it was just an amusing jest I decided to play along, when it turns out that he's actually for real BMing me in the first 30 seconds of the game. I decide to wind him up a little and hit him with a 2 rax to really get him pissed, and no doubt it works.

He tries to all-in but I've got two bunkers and a tank up, and then he leaves me with his last parting words.

I'm keeping an eye on my paypal account eagerly awaiting that $1,000. A bet is a bet, man.

fenX France. March 23 2011 01:28. Posts 124

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- BM right from the start with no reason
- call me a "1 base player" even if he saw (and failed to cheese) my expand, and my 3rd was started 5 minutes before that.

My map thread : http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=195518

goiflin Canada. March 23 2011 01:47. Posts 1019

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On March 22 2011 16:13 ZUR1CH wrote:
So I just finished a match that took 90 minutes. Half of that time was excessive. It was on scrap station, I had killed all his bases and he was out of units. It was a good game, but it was over and he should've left. All his units were dead except mutas running around the map. Meanwhile he decided to take the island. This is fine strategically since I had blink stalkers and collossus I could not get there so I had to get air units after failed attempts at warp-ins. I took two more bases and build voids but couldn't get in there because of a ton of spore crawlers and mutas. He continued to muta harass me (killing off production buildings, which I continued to just rebuild) but I continued making more bases. There was absolutely no way he could've won the match but he wanted to annoy me and stay in the game forever. The dialogue goes as follows:

+ Show Spoiler +

00:20:55 - Valor to ALL: alot of photons bro
00:20:59 - ZURICH to ALL: :\
00:36:05 - ZURICH to ALL: GG
00:36:09 - Valor to ALL:

00:36:13 - ZURICH to ALL:

Given, I probably should've not bought into his bullsh*t but I couldn't help it. It was very boring and irritating and I obviously had the time to type without anything to do game-wise. I definitely would've ended it sooner had I not been run around the map all the time and was losing probes. If he actually had a chance of pulling this one out I would've been fine with him staying in game, but there was undoubtedly going to mine himself out and any attempt to start up another base would be shut down by myself. So he would just run his mutas around the map and avoid conflict.

I love how he blamed his loss on the cannons, as if I took all my cannons and magically moved them to all his bases and that's how he lost them. I put the cannons up because I was floating a ton of minerals and he kept harassing me with mutas. Oh well, not gg

I wish I got games like this. So many creative ways to troll the guy.

Did you leave, or did he?

pandaburn United States. March 23 2011 03:28. Posts 89

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On March 20 2011 13:34 TheHatterisMad wrote:
Another person thinking he can troll me....
I swear kids will never learn

Smashatron: what does troll mean?
Smashatron has reconnected.
Smashatron: its called out playing ur opponent i knew once u saw mass rines and hellions u would start spamming roachs which is why i made marauders see i was playing chess while u were playing checkers
You: pls stop trolling
――――――――――――――――
Smashatron: u know there is an automatic match making system right?
Smashatron has reconnected.
You: are you still trolling
Smashatron: are u still a bad sc player?
You: troololololol
Smashatron: lol people are so dumb ur trying to say something but it doesnt matter because i dont even know what trolling is can u translate ur nerd speak please
You: UR SO FUNNY
Smashatron: sigh
You: fucking grow up asshole
Smashatron: wow man u got issues
You: TY
Smashatron: maybe u should take up a less stressful hobby like knitting
You: U MAD BRO?
You: hey im sorry about what i said earlier
Smashatron has reconnected.
You: you must have had some serious bullying issues as a child
and are trying to resolve it on the internet
so feel free to bash me
i agree with whatever you say
Smashatron: who are you?
You: i in fact thought i was playing checkers
instead of starcraft
Smashatron: i dont even remeber ur
You: and i wouuld like to try knitting
it seems fun
you are really good at chess
i was taught positive reinforcement is the way to go with these cases
Smashatron: i dont know who u are man u must have the wrong person
You: remember you can always tell an adult if you have issues
and theres always the kids help phone

How far apart were these conversations? Not that it really matters. I'd be embarrassed to post if I said those things.

seanisgrand United States. March 23 2011 03:52. Posts 762

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On March 19 2011 18:29 BeMannerDuPenner wrote:

Show nested quote +

On March 18 2011 15:25 Sensator wrote:
Played a game against Serenity, where I basically out macro'd and 1a'd into his base when he had like 3 sentries sitting at the front of his army and no collosi.
+ Show Spoiler +

one of the most disgusting logs in the whole thread. the fact that you actually post it yourself and think its "cool" makes it even funnier.

def a huge highlight in this thread :>

Unmannered. You didn't really even need to do this. These kinds of players usually are the ones that instigate the post-game chat window anyway.

Last edit: 2011-03-23 03:54:26

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sjschmidt93 United States. March 24 2011 05:27. Posts 2516

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After I killed a Zerg with a 3-gate he says:

"4 gate much"
"nub"

Last edit: 2011-03-24 05:28:29

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Drawkcab Canada. March 24 2011 08:33. Posts 2

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Ran into this gem today.

TheHatterisMad Canada. March 24 2011 08:47. Posts 20

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On March 23 2011 03:28 pandaburn wrote:

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How far apart were these conversations? Not that it really matters. I'd be embarrassed to post if I said those things.

It was all in the same hour

A Wet Shamwow United States. March 24 2011 09:00. Posts 1359

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I just switched to zerg for the ladder reset, so i lost a few games (was gold) so i ran into this gem of a silver player. He killed my expo with a stim rush twice but i still won.
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I am Rhino in game

Last edit: 2011-03-24 10:50:09

Ahelvin France. March 28 2011 19:56. Posts 1754

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My brother just came across something absolutely confusing...
He is Maniax in-game, and his opponent is Heave.

00:00:07 - Maniax: Hi, GL and HF
00:00:10 - Heave: fuck off noob
00:00:15 - Maniax: LOL.
00:00:32 - Heave: I M GONNA PISS ON UR FACE

Ok, things are starting quite well... This guy seems to have some nervous problems, so my brother is going to help this with a little "drone-harass".

This was before, now what comes next?

Oh god, he must be very angry right now.

Yes, he is.

The game goes on some with some kind of mech play on two base, my brother takes his third and forth base and wait for him to come out.

No surprise, he absolutely demolish the army, and more rage ensues...

00:14:30 - Heave: stfu noob
00:14:41 - Maniax: I crush you, so you're worse than a noob then.

00:20:11 - Maniax: Next time, don't insult beforehand, you'll look less stupid when losing.
00:20:27 - Heave: stfu nigger fuck
00:20:35 - Heave: ur complete shit
00:20:39 - Maniax: Reported for racial slur

00:20:40 - Heave: worst zerg on earth
00:20:45 - Maniax: And still I beat you
00:20:50 - Maniax: What a pity you are.
00:20:57 - Heave: rematch
00:20:59 - Heave: so i piss on urface
00:21:01 - Maniax: Lol

Last edit: 2011-03-28 19:57:10

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VoidEU Sweden. March 28 2011 20:19. Posts 24

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On March 24 2011 08:47 TheHatterisMad wrote:

Show nested quote +

It was all in the same hour

Looks like he succeeded quite well in trolling you. Nevertheless I cant believe someone actually posts here when they behave like that.

It's a trap!

kcaz Canada. March 28 2011 20:42. Posts 381

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I attached the reply as well incase you wanna see what went down lmfao.
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/155225-1v1-protoss-zerg-gutterhulk

Last edit: 2011-03-28 20:43:31

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OTL March 28 2011 20:59. Posts 313

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On March 22 2011 17:16 iko wrote:
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lol that might be the same Vei that posts here. If so, pretty funny.

Fake)Plants United States. March 29 2011 02:30. Posts 266

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I can't believe Jack could find time to fit a SC2 game into his schedule.

Q( ' '(Q

ReachTheSky United States. March 29 2011 02:35. Posts 2338

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On March 29 2011 02:30 Fake)Plants wrote:
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I can't believe Jack could find time to fit a SC2 game into his schedule.

roooooooofl

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rakura United States. March 29 2011 03:30. Posts 183

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So glad I found this thread lol, made my day!

www.gosucrew.com

ZeromuS Canada. March 29 2011 03:56. Posts 8288

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Oh I love it I was up on workers the whole game and had my 6th base going down. I didnt even have sentries in the first fight and I stayed almost maxed :D

uOttawa SC2 Club/CSL Team join@uostarcraft.com | Will we see a hatchery this game? - Tasteless (Game 2 Naniwa vs. Leenock MLG winter Arena)

xspaceghostx United States. March 29 2011 17:37. Posts 22

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I just don't understand the BM within Team Liquid some times... Posting again in what the same week?

Omikkron: are the leagues locked?
ladder reset tonight?
You:
yes
leagues have been locked

Omikkron: good thing they offically let us know

You: they did?

Omikkron: like im just supposed to know this crap
i dont see anythign in game about it
anyplace

Datsik: insomnia ftl

You: it was on the sign in screen and is on the news page

Omikkron: its not on the news page
and ive never seen it on the sign in screen eitehr
way to be a smart ass though

Omikkron: since you just assumed it was

You: way to be a bitch and whine

Omikkron: i asked a question
Phoenix: obs for dia tvz?

Omikkron: youre an ass

You: whatever goodnight

Omikkron: yeah
night

Phoenix: what?

Omikkron: gtfo

Phoenix: are you talking to me?

Omikkron: no

Phoenix: ok

Omikkron: are you just that stupid?

its not ANYPLACE

in game

youre an asshole a moron idiot

You: BM for the win... as usual

goodnight

The player is ignoring you.

Omikkron: you sure did BM

you dont have the first clue what youre talking about

and youre being an asshole

why did you even speak?

idiot

nice bronze 1v1

im sure you worked hand on that

my god you are stupid

no place in game

no blue posts

just alot of other children talking about it

think you might wanna keep your mouth shut it if you dont actually know?

Haven't really been here long, not sure what a 'blue post' means, but if he has times to look my info up in game and here; he should probably at least know the ladders has been locked all week >.>

Baz United Kingdom. March 30 2011 12:13. Posts 288

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Had quite a funny, standard kinda BM tonight. Played some guy TvP, opened GL HF he replied GL also.

I didn't play great but I did some OK stuff like sniping his Collossus den with a drop whilst also dropping his nat mineral line, then at the end of the game when I beat him he left this message before leaving....

Asked him about the BM after the game and got...

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Before my favourite part...

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... he has over 650 wins and is playing at the same level as me (only top of diamond unfortunately) with only 220ish wins... so obviously his final statement makes total sense! I also have no idea how he knows how much I know about the game... should I be worried I have a stalker?

Love it when people react like this, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside