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Owning your pet Ultralisk.

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  RageQuitter   United States. February 25 2011 05:15. Posts 84Profile # 
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Introduction
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Feeding Your Pet Ultralisk
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Playing With Your Pet Ultralisk
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Cleaning Your Pet Ultralisk
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In Conclusion
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If you have any comments, questions or concerns about owning your very own Pet Ultralisk, please post below!
Last edit: 2011-02-25 11:27:59
Dear Blizzard, Rocks are fine but SCISSORS ARE FUCKING OVERPOWERED! NERF SCISSORS!!! From, Paper.
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  TrainFX   United States. February 25 2011 05:16. Posts 467Profile Blog # 
Whoops, I let mine die.
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 theBullFrog   United States. February 25 2011 05:19. Posts 515
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I'm gonna name it stampy
thebullfrog
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 bean183   United States. February 25 2011 05:22. Posts 73
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I cant figure out how to play fetch with my ultralisk.. It doesn't have the dexterity to pick up tennis balls or any object that i can throw reasonably far. I guess i could get a trebuchet and throw cars for it, but the reload time seems a little excessive. I don't think fetch is going to work out..
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 lurked   Canada. February 25 2011 05:30. Posts 838
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*Mind blown*

o_O Nice post. For a few seconds there, I was expecting to find a link to an actual Ultralisk Petting game...
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
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 emc   United States. February 25 2011 05:32. Posts 2909
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this thread is tough work

SC2 is tough work

my work is tough work

ultras are tough work!
take what i say with a grain of salt, make your own decisions and form your own opinions
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 StinkyBoots   Canada. February 25 2011 05:36. Posts 73
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I shall name him Squishy and he shall be MY squishy.
Eh?
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 JerKy   Korea (South). February 25 2011 05:38. Posts 1936
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Ooh where can I purchase my very own Ultralisk? :D
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
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 MangoTango   United States. February 25 2011 05:39. Posts 3670
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its so FLUFFY!!!! :D
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
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  BetterFasterStronger   United States. February 25 2011 05:40. Posts 604Profile Blog # 
i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?
Top 200 as Protoss - Switched to Terran. 0-30 against EGiNcontroL... God damnet
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  motbob   United States. February 25 2011 05:42. Posts 11455Profile Blog # 

On February 25 2011 05:40 BetterFasterStronger wrote:
i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?

Well, you don't have to worry about feeding him anymore.
<marttorn> lucky I don't live in a culturally diverse place
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 PhiliBiRD   United States. February 25 2011 05:44. Posts 2634
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sigh.. now i want a pet that i can never have
Tell no secrets, show no weakness.
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 uncarlo   United States. February 25 2011 05:44. Posts 16
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I'd rather have a mutalisk so I can ride it to work =)
born to fast expand
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 LoLAdriankat   United States. February 25 2011 05:45. Posts 3632
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On February 25 2011 05:40 BetterFasterStronger wrote:
i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?

Don't buy corporate pet store ultralisks. They usually only carry poorly bred pets, such as ultralisks without chitinous plating.
 
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 Duckvillelol   Australia. February 25 2011 05:46. Posts 1123
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On February 25 2011 05:44 uncarlo wrote:
I'd rather have a mutalisk so I can ride it to work =)


How is an ultra not rideable? You can just crush other people on your way in :D
Australian style SC2 commentary: youtube.com/duckvillelol || twitter.com/duckvillelol
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 lolsixtynine   United States. February 25 2011 05:46. Posts 600
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On February 25 2011 05:42 motbob wrote:

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Well, you don't have to worry about feeding him anymore.


ROFL... well played sir
 
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 Chras   Canada. February 25 2011 05:48. Posts 50
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Sounds like ALOT OF WORK.
In 2060, Blizzard finally admits that destructible rocks was a bad idea.
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  RageQuitter   United States. February 25 2011 05:52. Posts 84Profile # 

On February 25 2011 05:38 JerKy wrote:
Ooh where can I purchase my very own Ultralisk? :D

You can purchase an Ultralisk from the Tiamat Brood (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Tiamat_Brood) for a small price of $1999.99
Dear Blizzard, Rocks are fine but SCISSORS ARE FUCKING OVERPOWERED! NERF SCISSORS!!! From, Paper.
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 MOOG   United States. February 25 2011 07:35. Posts 188
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I need me one of them pet ultralisks... I have been trying to find ways to get inside Mordor but my attempts have been proven futile, despite my most assiduous efforts. Perhaps if I grow my ultralisk big and strong according to your guide, I can simply ride my pet ultralisk into Mordor.

But how do I dispose of Ultralisk poop? It looks like Ultradung doesn't fit in my garbage bin. It doesn't even fit in my Mega Super duty full bed pickup truck.
To Do: 1. finish the rest of my practice league matches 2. win GSL
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 MisterD   Germany. February 25 2011 07:38. Posts 1338
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someone with some time on his hands should program an ultralisk tamagotchi right now.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
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