RageQuitter United States. February 25 2011 05:15. Posts 84 | Profile # |
Introduction + Show Spoiler +Owning a pet Ultralisk can be hard work. Not only are these animals come from Char, they have killer instincts. In order to not die from your pet Ultralisk, you want to make sure the Ultralisk is content, happy and clean! There are many ways to keep your Ultralisk happy and I will explain those ways in this Ultralisk Pet Owner Guide. Feeding Your Pet Ultralisk + Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/thumb/5/5f/Ultralisk.png/200px-Ultralisk.png) Feeding your pet Ultralisk can be tough work. You have to go out and find all sorts of animals that they like to eat! Ultralisks like to snack on the following Animals: •Zealots •Marines •Banelings •Mutalisk Wings If you want to be a good owner, be sure to feed your Ultralisk a variety of the above meals and not feed him the same thing everyday. Next, we will talk about what your pet Ultralisk likes to drink. Preferably, the Ultralisk likes to drink the acid from a Spawning Pool This acid is very healthy for the Ultralisk. He also likes to drink the slime that an Infestor produces as it walks. That should keep the Ultralisk content when it comes to Feeding. Playing With Your Pet Ultralisk + Show Spoiler +Playing with your pet Ultralisk can be tough work, considering that the animal is a tough, muscular, violent and loving creature! You can ride the Ultralisk, you can play catch with the Ultralisk and you can pet your Ultralisk. All of these things will gain you affection from the Ultralisk as you two create a stronger bond throughout the course of your life. Some people have been observed swimming with their Ultralisk. The Ultralisk loves to swim, so make sure to take it to the local beach where you can show off your pet AND play with it! Cleaning Your Pet Ultralisk + Show Spoiler +Cleaning your pet Ultralisk can be tough work. You will first need to acquire a ladder and a giant squeegee. First, chain your Ultralisk to the ground so he doesn't run away. Next, set up your giant ladder. After that, climb your ladder. Finally, begin washing your Ultralisk with the squeegee using soap and water. If you splash some acid from a spawning pool on him, he will enjoy that as well. After you wash him, make sure you dry him off by sending him to his doghouse in your backyard. This is the doghouse that you SHOULD have obtained when buying the Ultralisk. In Conclusion + Show Spoiler +In conclusion, owning your pet Ultralisk takes a lot of work. However, it is well worth it in the end because this gentle, loving creature is the best of all animals. He is valuable companion (as long as you are not a Protoss) and he will guard you with his tusks if any intruders should arise. Good luck in owning your very own Pet Ultralisk and if you have any concerns, please post below! If you have any comments, questions or concerns about owning your very own Pet Ultralisk, please post below!Last edit: 2011-02-25 11:27:59 |
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TrainFX United States. February 25 2011 05:16. Posts 467 | Profile Blog # | |
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| theBullFrog United States. February 25 2011 05:19. Posts 515 | Profile Blog # | |
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| bean183 United States. February 25 2011 05:22. Posts 73 | Profile # |
| I cant figure out how to play fetch with my ultralisk.. It doesn't have the dexterity to pick up tennis balls or any object that i can throw reasonably far. I guess i could get a trebuchet and throw cars for it, but the reload time seems a little excessive. I don't think fetch is going to work out.. |
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| lurked Canada. February 25 2011 05:30. Posts 838 | Profile Blog # |
*Mind blown*
o_O Nice post. For a few seconds there, I was expecting to find a link to an actual Ultralisk Petting game... |
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| emc United States. February 25 2011 05:32. Posts 2909 | Profile # |
this thread is tough work
SC2 is tough work
my work is tough work
ultras are tough work! |
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| StinkyBoots Canada. February 25 2011 05:36. Posts 73 | Profile # |
| I shall name him Squishy and he shall be MY squishy. |
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| JerKy Korea (South). February 25 2011 05:38. Posts 1936 | Profile Blog # |
| Ooh where can I purchase my very own Ultralisk? :D |
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| MangoTango United States. February 25 2011 05:39. Posts 3670 | Profile Blog # | |
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BetterFasterStronger United States. February 25 2011 05:40. Posts 604 | Profile Blog # |
| i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts? |
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motbob United States. February 25 2011 05:42. Posts 11455 | Profile Blog # |
On February 25 2011 05:40 BetterFasterStronger wrote: i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?
Well, you don't have to worry about feeding him anymore. |
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| PhiliBiRD United States. February 25 2011 05:44. Posts 2634 | Profile # |
sigh.. now i want a pet that i can never have  |
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| uncarlo United States. February 25 2011 05:44. Posts 16 | Profile # |
| I'd rather have a mutalisk so I can ride it to work =) |
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| LoLAdriankat United States. February 25 2011 05:45. Posts 3632 | Profile Blog # |
On February 25 2011 05:40 BetterFasterStronger wrote: i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?
Don't buy corporate pet store ultralisks. They usually only carry poorly bred pets, such as ultralisks without chitinous plating. |
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| Duckvillelol Australia. February 25 2011 05:46. Posts 1123 | Profile Blog # |
On February 25 2011 05:44 uncarlo wrote: I'd rather have a mutalisk so I can ride it to work =)
How is an ultra not rideable? You can just crush other people on your way in :D |
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| lolsixtynine United States. February 25 2011 05:46. Posts 600 | Profile Blog # |
On February 25 2011 05:42 motbob wrote: Show nested quote +On February 25 2011 05:40 BetterFasterStronger wrote: i tried to feed my ultralisk marines, but they were 3-3 marines so they killed the ultralisk. Thoughts?
Well, you don't have to worry about feeding him anymore.
ROFL... well played sir |
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| Chras Canada. February 25 2011 05:48. Posts 50 | Profile # |
| Sounds like ALOT OF WORK. |
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RageQuitter United States. February 25 2011 05:52. Posts 84 | Profile # |
On February 25 2011 05:38 JerKy wrote: Ooh where can I purchase my very own Ultralisk? :D
You can purchase an Ultralisk from the Tiamat Brood (http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Tiamat_Brood) for a small price of $1999.99 |
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| MOOG United States. February 25 2011 07:35. Posts 188 | Profile # |
I need me one of them pet ultralisks... I have been trying to find ways to get inside Mordor but my attempts have been proven futile, despite my most assiduous efforts. Perhaps if I grow my ultralisk big and strong according to your guide, I can simply ride my pet ultralisk into Mordor.
But how do I dispose of Ultralisk poop? It looks like Ultradung doesn't fit in my garbage bin. It doesn't even fit in my Mega Super duty full bed pickup truck. |
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| MisterD Germany. February 25 2011 07:38. Posts 1338 | Profile Blog # |
| someone with some time on his hands should program an ultralisk tamagotchi right now. |
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