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| n.DieJokes United States. March 15 2011 04:59. Posts 3281 | Profile Blog # |
| Just as well, pi is a sham |
| | ＭｙＬｏｖｅ + Ｙｏｕｒ Ｌｏｖｅ= Ｓｕｐａ Ｌｏｖｅ |
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| mAgixWTF Germany. March 15 2011 05:02. Posts 103 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Moody United States. March 15 2011 05:23. Posts 750 | Profile Blog # |
I want to know if anyone plans on celebrating this holiday today, and how it turns out for them.
I will update later ^.^ |
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| Cambium Japan. March 15 2011 05:29. Posts 15724 | Profile Blog # | |
| | When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it. |
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| Telcontar United Kingdom. March 15 2011 05:32. Posts 15880 | Profile # |
| Don't have money for steak and I'm not seeing anyone. God this thread is depressing. |
| | Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta. |
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| Moody United States. March 15 2011 05:47. Posts 750 | Profile Blog # |
Bahahaha! This just got tacked on to the facebook status post I made.
Girl we'll call Jill: Crap.. I thought steak + bjs was tomorrow... fail.
Me: [Jill] it's the same day every year! [Your boyfriend] didn't think Valentine's was on the 15th did he?! haha
Jill: Ha! I'm going to be like all the guys panicking buying flowers on their lunch break on Valentine's... only I'll be at the butcher. |
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| Kazuo United States. March 15 2011 05:49. Posts 66 | Profile # |
I got a bj on valentines day  |
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| mAgixWTF Germany. March 15 2011 05:53. Posts 103 | Profile Blog # |
showoff!  |
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| Munk-E United States. March 15 2011 05:57. Posts 657 | Profile Blog # |
Screw that! I'm gonna make a homemade pie and learn 10 more digits of pi like I do every year!
You know you're jealous!
Also, this is Einstein's birthday, as well as the anniversary of the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2!
I don't want you saying that this day could get manlier.Last edit: 2011-03-15 06:04:39 |
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| GhoSt[shield] Canada. March 15 2011 05:57. Posts 1945 | Profile Blog # |
| Hurray just started a new relationship and now I can claim some of this good stuff!Already had a good sex life but might as well get some more for "good reasons"! |
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 Starfox Austria. March 15 2011 06:34. Posts 699 | Profile # | |
| | Greek Mythology 2.0: Imagine Sisyphos as a man who wants to watch all videos on youtube... and Tityos as one who HAS to watch all of them. |
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| redeux United States. March 15 2011 07:13. Posts 148 | Profile # |
| I believe the original holiday is Steak, BJ and STFU Day. With that said, my girl doesn't know about this holiday, she just spontaneously decided yesterday to wake me up with some morning head and made me breakfast (usually i cook). She gets bonus points for fulfilling this a day in advance without knowing. |
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| RogueStatus March 15 2011 07:14. Posts 266 | Profile # |
On March 15 2011 03:51 Moody wrote:I heard about this a few years ago. I make casual allusions to it every year on facebook. But this year... Oh... this year was different. I make a post on facebook saying "Does anyone know what today is?" And apart from the math nerds going "ZOMG PI DAAYYY!" I had several people respond with "Why, it's Steak and a BJ Day of course..." I also received an interesting text message: + Show Spoiler +woot? Now, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew about this holiday because, well... how else are you going to capitalize on it if you don't know about it?
Show nested quote +You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created!!!
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so ladies finally have a day to show their man how much they care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
Edit: It's only 2pm CST on the 14th at the time of posting, so some people can still benefit from this.
Blocked out name on text message because it's a dude, huh? |
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| Moody United States. March 15 2011 10:36. Posts 750 | Profile Blog # |
On March 15 2011 07:14 RogueStatus wrote:
Show nested quote +On March 15 2011 03:51 Moody wrote:I heard about this a few years ago. I make casual allusions to it every year on facebook. But this year... Oh... this year was different. I make a post on facebook saying "Does anyone know what today is?" And apart from the math nerds going "ZOMG PI DAAYYY!" I had several people respond with "Why, it's Steak and a BJ Day of course..." I also received an interesting text message: + Show Spoiler +woot? Now, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew about this holiday because, well... how else are you going to capitalize on it if you don't know about it?
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created!!!
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so ladies finally have a day to show their man how much they care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
http://www.steakandbjday.com/http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/Edit: It's only 2pm CST on the 14th at the time of posting, so some people can still benefit from this.
Blocked out name on text message because it's a dude, huh?
Blocked out name on text message because I (kind of) respect her privacy, her name is not all that common, and she spells it weird.
edit: too many "ands" for one sentence..Last edit: 2011-03-15 10:41:57 |
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| Redunzl March 15 2011 10:41. Posts 861 | Profile Blog # |
I tend to avoid the commercialized holidays so I just take my steak and my fellatio at will.
Last edit: 2011-03-15 10:42:06 |
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| silentman118 Iceland. March 15 2011 10:44. Posts 5 | Profile # |
| You have it all screwed up... Steak and BJ is the week before V-day. The saying goes "bigger the steak and better the bj" the more expensive V-day gift.. You have to make her work for it... If you wait till after V-day she doesn't care. |
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| Pkol Australia. March 15 2011 10:44. Posts 176 | Profile Blog # |
| Goddammit, you tell me now? It's already March 15th in Australia |
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| crms United States. March 15 2011 10:48. Posts 5550 | Profile # |
| informing the lady of this day asap. |
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| Subversion South Africa. March 15 2011 10:50. Posts 3620 | Profile Blog # |
i live in korea so my gf gave me candy for white day 
shoulda told her about this as well haha |
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| RogueStatus March 15 2011 10:51. Posts 266 | Profile # |
On March 15 2011 10:36 Moody wrote:
Show nested quote +On March 15 2011 07:14 RogueStatus wrote:
On March 15 2011 03:51 Moody wrote:I heard about this a few years ago. I make casual allusions to it every year on facebook. But this year... Oh... this year was different. I make a post on facebook saying "Does anyone know what today is?" And apart from the math nerds going "ZOMG PI DAAYYY!" I had several people respond with "Why, it's Steak and a BJ Day of course..." I also received an interesting text message: + Show Spoiler +woot? Now, I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew about this holiday because, well... how else are you going to capitalize on it if you don't know about it?
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created!!!
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so ladies finally have a day to show their man how much they care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
http://www.steakandbjday.com/http://www.steakandablowjobday.com/Edit: It's only 2pm CST on the 14th at the time of posting, so some people can still benefit from this.
Blocked out name on text message because it's a dude, huh?
Blocked out name on text message because I (kind of) respect her privacy, her name is not all that common, and she spells it weird. edit: too many "ands" for one sentence..
Ryan, Taylor, Devon, Shaun? |
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