*Make sure you click on all the 'show nested quotes.' Don't miss out!* Also the colors in quotes are almost always done by me to make it easier to follow what happened.
Disclaimer:
Don't take this seriously whatsoever. That is all.
On May 01 2009 14:05 Ace wrote: as for the rest - tl;dr.
I'm also no longer responding to posts that try to make something out that isn't there.
Ace's list of people who are invisible posters
Tri-Code (obviously) Vivi69 (obviously, part 2) Ozc (for good measure) Caller (gotta be wary of jedi mind tricks) RoL (I owe him $$, gotta be on the safe side) Qatol (he's mafia, I don't talk to mafia people)
On April 20 2010 06:46 Ace wrote: From: flamewheel91 Subject: Your Fate Date: Some Random Day Welcome to TL Mafia XXII aka kill yourself or live trying!
Your role is: Failure
Every day you will be forced to read the thread full of idiots discussing things that gets them no closer to winning! They will randomly bandwagon each other, call Day 1 a crapshoot and an excuse not to scum hunt and then go down in a big ball of doom.
Powers: You are a Detective! You also have 3 nukes.
PM flamewheel91 if you have any questions about your role or the meaning of life.
f) "fuck it. Let's turn this shit into Armageddon. execute:Shockeyy"
Chaos ensues and the town implodes after Shockkey dies.
THE ONLY GAME WITHIN A GAME THAT YOU CAN PLAY IN TOWN! FUCK YEA - IT'S POSSIBLE TO LOSE TWICE WITH ONE SPIN!
Rules
Every player is given some $$ to start with. Being that Ace no longer gives a shit and is actually in debt to some Mexican Escort Agency (aka hooker farm) he needs to pay or die. Alas, the genius Mafia god himself has come up with a brilliant idea! Also not everyone starts with equal amounts of money because that's just life. Deal with it.
As a Detective I will be selling my services! The player that bids highest will get me to rolecheck another player in the game! However don't blow all your $100 too fast! Check out all the offers below!
Role check - Highest Bidder
Call someone a bullshitter - $20
Logic/Scum Logic Translator - $30 (15 if your name is RoL)
Point out someone is playing like ass - $50
Bidder's List - Cash Available
Zona - $100
CynanMachae - $100
tree.hugger - $75
d3_crescentia - $50
KF91 - $100
iNfuNdiBuLuM - $75
RebirthOfLegend - $100
BloodyC0bbler - $200
Jugan - $30
Scaramanga - $0 (get a job)
Bill Murray - $100
Fishball - $85
RaGe - $100
Foolishness - $no
Scamp - $100
Abenson - $90
Caller - $175
[NyC]HoBbes - $100
meeple - $120
Fulgrim - $70
JadeFist - $100
Roffles - $100
krndandaman - $0
Falcynn - $40
nbtnbt5 - $60
IntoTheWow - $100
Incognito - $25
love1another - $66
AcrossFiveJulys - $50
nAi.PrOtOsS - $0.50
DarthThienAn - $60
Radfield - $100
TheLardyGooser - $80
Osmoses - $2
jpak - $21
motbob - $100
madnessman - $75
Now I know someone is going to be complete dick and fuck up the business. In the event that this happens I will die with your $$ and there are no refunds. Sometimes shit happens. Oh well.
LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!
h) Get rolechecked as mafia day 1. Don't worry it's all good, proceed to tell the town why the DT is a scumbag and why he should be lynched. Town lynches DT all while protesting vigorously against it.
* These rankings are all relative to each other, not an absolute rank because quite frankly most people have no idea whats going on most of the time anyway
God Tier (guess who goes here)
Top Tier
The Good/Decent players - somewhat reliable players
Newbie and people that still play like Newbs
Vivi57
The Abyss (for the absolute bottom of the barrel players)
On July 31 2009 03:57 Ace wrote: seriously he reminds of me of all the other idiots that challenge my logic in past Mafia games then turn out to feel stupid at the end when it shows that I'm right.
On July 31 2009 06:07 Ace wrote: I was already planning to kill Vivi57 because he's a useless sack of shit. No need to touch inactives yet. The only reason I haven't planned on an instant lynch for Lucaswoj is because he's about 1% more useful than Vivi57.
Bill Murray was to be hanged. Stammering his protests in short, uncontrolled bursts all the way up to the rope, Bill Murray found no sympathy in the eyes of the few who had turned up to watch his execution.
A tightening, crack, and creak later, and Bill Murray hang dead.
A few faces looked at L, and he just shrugged. "Tomorrow," he said.
Bill Murray the Townie is dead.
k) Lynch Bill Murray again
l) Your mafia family is badly losing to the other family, 4 members to 7. Ver is the town leader, has multiple medics at his command, and has just given you two confirmed mafia of the other family to shoot. However, he also wants to lynch you tomorrow, thinking you are in the winning family. What do you do?
From: L [ 4278 posts | Profile | Buddy | Report ] Subject: Bromance Hitlist Fever Date: 2/23/10 09:01 I sent the list to flamewheel with some hilarious commentary.
We're going to hit Ver twice to increase the amount of in-game drama.
4. You are Chezinu. Your mafia team is not communicating, what do you do?
a) Create another mafia team within the game. Add a forum for your new team, create multiple access levels and secret passwords and codes. Ignore your real mafia team and work with your new one.
Original Message From Chezinu: To: Scamp [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: no lace and no vamp Date: 10/23/09 17:38
You didn't have a vamp on your shoe and the remains touched your foot. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: A goo with a blue hue remained on my shoe: few knew it was the remains of Chezinu.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: It was damp and with a gamp, a tramp named Scamp stamped up a ramp with a cramp and without a vamp.
To: Qatol [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: Has the Godfather been picked yet? Date: 10/23/09 13:11
ok, thanks ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Yeah, everyone else voted for L ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Did you pick a godfather yet?
Qatol [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: Who are we killing? Date: 10/23/09 13:33
He isn't part of the IRSC. I'm going to start my own organization. The only one not in the IRSC who is part of the organization is BC. The only mafia member I made contact with was judge. I've never even seen L before. I have in fact seen the letter L on a tv before that symbolically represented L. It was so cool! Who would of thought that L would stand for L! And pyrr has no sense of humor and he likes playing solo - learn that from previous games. We made most decisions without him. Toward the end of the game he was more involved, however. Playing solo is ok, but having no sense of humor makes me not want to talk to him. For Judge, I only talked with him a little bit at the beginning of this game. He told me he was suprised by the lack of communication. So I decided to play as a townie and start my own revolutionary organization made of me mad hatters, vigs, and you name it. We shall triumph! ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Why don't you ask L? We haven't even moved to night yet haha.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Can you let me know who we are going to kill?
To: SugiuraMidori [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: ISRC Date: 10/25/09 11:32 We are in a moment of silence right now as you clearly noticed. You seem to have a talent that our organization might need. Do not fight against us but for us. Place your bomb not on me but on thy enemy! I know you are blue, but that can change. Don't be sad but glad! As you also noticed Ace said that he was blue and you wonder why...it is simple...he wants to let me know that he isn't sorry for what he did to me in the previous world. The truth is I don't have a bomb...I haz two!! obviously...not...double not...maybe not...as for the silence.... I shall not tell.... But remember that the browness can cleans your blueness. Oh and if you think you can kill vive your wrong. vive will also be the continuity of life. Just know that the ISRC is watching you and watching you closely. Oh and please save L+Ace for me. PLEASE!!!!! ok thx!
I leave you with a clue: BQ 2nd hint b/c I want you to understand: say it fast. For that clue I expect an answer to the following question: Where is the bomb and are you willing to use it for the truth?
RebirthOfLeGenD [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: hey Date: 10/25/09 16:01 It is time. Vote Ace then at the last second vote for someone else if you want only if you really want to. muahahahaahahhaa! We shall succeed in our scare tactics or rather death tactic!
----------------------------------------- Original Message: lol the What? Yeah sure why not! Name calling is bad mmkay?
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Ok, I've seen where you stand. Ace still hasn't said sorry...And now he is calling you names...Ok, we got me, you, and BC in our organization so far...that's right! you are invited to join the ISRC!!!
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Ace hates me because he thinks I am retarded and that he is superior. But he is black, so he can't be better than me. True story.
lol seriously though, I don't think he hates me he is just an asshole and thikns everyone but him sucks.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: If you get someone to vote for you, I would totally vote for you if I think you could win. I will then try and come up with a new story as to why I had to vote for you. So, just in case you can get people to vote for you I need to know this: Does Ace hate you?
RebirthOfLeGenD [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: ISRC Date: 10/25/09 16:15 ....you suck and don't read my posts. Okay, Insurgent = Incognito, Suicidal = scamp (like I know him best), Revolutionary = Redtooth, and Corps = Chezinu. IRSC = GOSU (check the player list). That's right I'm at the end of GOSU, gogo team GOSU in disguised! Can you create a forum for the organization, it will make us so much cooler! I know you can do it because you are cool - you said it yourself, thanks! lol
----------------------------------------- Original Message: lol I figured, who are the otherS?
----------------------------------------- Original Message: btw, your Legendary! hehe
Scamp [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: ISRC Date: 10/25/09 16:00 It is time. Vote Ace then at the last second vote for someone else if you want. We shall succeed in our scare tactics!
To: Incognito [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: ISRC Date: 10/25/09 16:02 It is time. Vote Ace then at the last second vote for someone else if you want. We shall succeed in our scare tactics!
So your saying we are cowards? ----------------------------------------- Original Message: but if you shine a red flashlight and a green flashlight at the same place it yield yellow.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: OK, I'll try and be more green then. Have any advice?
Did you know: Red + Green = Brown Try it at home: Get red paint and green paint and mix them together!
You should stare at me for awhile and then look away and tell what you see ----------------------------------------- Original Message: do my eyes deceive me? for a second i thought i spotted a red under the brown.
----------------------------------------- Original Message:
I'm am ISRC and don't you forget that. Good job with the brown, at least you got that right. Ace is openly blue, we can not have that! lol ----------------------------------------- Original Message: gtfo brown. you just want me to forget about it so i kill ace. you are mafia.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Revolutionary!
It is time. Vote Ace then at the last second vote for someone else if you want. We shall succeed in our scare tactics!
-Corps
Ace [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: to say Date: 10/25/09 16:37
I'm so glad we are back together now..I can't believe we had our first fight! I missed you so much...Did you miss me? ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Sorry about last game q_q
I didn't get you killed, all I did was have my suspicions. Thought you betrayed the brown code
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Don't you have something to say?
Ace [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: sleep Date: 10/25/09 16:57 I thought there was statistics that said there was a 1:1 ratio that someone dies. Anyways, you can join! The forum is here, I finally made it:
I tried sleeping for like 2 mins..then checked back and made the forum, hehe. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: I understand. I'm that "other" color just because these pigs made me that way but at heart I'm brown till the day I die (which is never)
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Now that everything is brown, I can get some sleep. I have to get up early tomorrow and your to slow at answering my pms. Not pming you was so hard this game, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!!!
BloodyC0bbler [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: ISRC forum Date: 10/25/09 16:58 I decided to make it, so here:
To find out you must register and unlock the forum revealing the members! I'll give you a big hint for the password: it starts with a b ----------------------------------------- Original Message: 1 Staff Member, 0 Members, 3 Guests. Who are the others?
----------------------------------------- Original Message:
what do you me? The only third I know is Ender ----------------------------------------- Original Message: who is the third person?
That is for you to figure out ----------------------------------------- Original Message: I'm a bit confused. What is this?
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Thought you might be interested. Just got it up so not everyone in the organization in on and talking.
dreamflower [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: hey I wouldn't Date: 10/26/09 12:17 I wouldn't go around posting that you are DT in the thread. I wouldn't attack Ace or the ISRC. If you mess with me, I'll send you pms and not really do anything game wise. If you mess with Ace or the ISRC, then your going down! If you try and hurt vivi57 just to obtain sanity well then you aren't sane at all! you can't kill vivi57 for he kinda represents the opposite. I just thought that I let you know that so you know I'm here and not really watching your every move. Dream on! dream on!.../google search lyrics...
Dream on, dream on Dream yourself a dream come true Dream on, dream on Dream until your dream come true Dream on, dream on, dream on...
Incognito [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: ISRC award Date: 10/26/09 14:02 ok high access is truly brown. I've no idea who to vote for... Ace said sorry so we I that plan is over, hehe. But a lot of people in the ISRC wanted him dead and didn't change their votes..I really have no idea who to kill..
----------------------------------------- Original Message: I figured that out already. I dont know how to get high access. What exactly do you want me to vote? At this point I dont know what to do given what has happened in the thread.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: I noticed that you decided to abstain with the rest of us. You have gain medium access. Password: brown
if that happens revolutionary follows and so do I. We are a one. We still have no target at the moment... ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Thanks I will accept this award with great honor, though I may actually vote for someone before the day is over. If that happens I politely ask you change the password and not tell me.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: I noticed that you decided to abstain with the rest of us. You have gain medium access. Password: brown
Ace [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: ISRC on standby Date: 10/26/09 14:45 We need your orders Ace. We are all abstaining right now and we don't know who to vote for..except for Legendary he is still voting for you, hehe. The core member Insurgent, Suicidal, Revolutionary, and me Corps are abstaining for now.
Ace [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: Should I force ISRC to vote Amber? Date: 10/27/09 08:43 you are truly brown
----------------------------------------- Original Message: meh don't really need full access. I probably won't even look at the forum again :/
----------------------------------------- Original Message:
oh, ok...then umm...I'm going to miss you..Are you really going to get modkilled or is that a bluff? I know some people in the ISRC wanted you dead, but after you said sorry I invited you to join anyways - I just didn't give you full access...Once your dead you can have it but you won't be allowed to post, ok? I might switch my vote to amber to try and save you if I can. But if you want to die..I can have that arranged. (for the death option if chosen) Way to be strong, a martyr, and brown. (If life) The brownness has set you free! well that fits for death too. ummm, The ISRC is here for you! there! ----------------------------------------- Original Message: but I'm not mafia v_v
----------------------------------------- Original Message: ok, hopefully the ISRC logs on in time to save you! Then you can tell you mafia buddies to save me b/c im special and then kill my enemies and all the blues! hehheheehe
----------------------------------------- Original Message: vivi may be stupid but amber is far more useless. So it'd be amber
----------------------------------------- Original Message: If you had a choice between Amber and vivi who would it be?
----------------------------------------- Original Message: I really don't care. Half of me wants to die so when this game is over I can gloat and laugh like I always do
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Should I force ISRC to vote Amber?
o: Ver [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: im confused Date: 10/27/09 11:02
That is exactly the point. Behavior analysis that! Each mafia member is out for themselves! But very secretly we are all allies. What am I going to do with the ISRC? idk, we will see. Never think too far ahead in this game. Plus, I have an exam worth 25% tomorrow so I should study! ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Are you working with the mafia? Did you make your own separate ISRC group in the middle of the game for kicks or as an actual group to do...what?
You were a good leader/target analyst in Plexa's game so I hope to see more good results from you!
Qatol and I have no idea what's going on haha
Shikyo [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: fyi Date: 10/28/09 02:55 no-clue games take place not in the forum but in pm's. See Caller's game for instance. The key is to make people suspect you publicly so that mafia wouldn't kill you. At the same time you can't have town lynch/kill you. This is the part I need to work on and so does my master - Ace ( I got tked last game and he got lynched this game). I think Ace was used to having bodyguards in behavior analysis games - I think this was his first time without them. If you want to compare games, you have to look at Caller's game since it is the most comparable to this game. You have to look pass biases as well. Most people here only played with me when I was mafia because before that I hadn't played since mafia 2 and 3. Ok, why I'm I telling you this? Ace said you were probably innocent before he died so I'm going to go with him. In behavioral games, the only way to win is by trust. Last game I trusted Ver and Lucas. Actually, just Lucas and semi-trusted Ver. Oh, and you can't preform behavioral analysis like a normal game. In this game mafia has no need to hide from attention because its not like we will notice any clues to attach to them. So mafia can choose to active or inactive - activity isn't a valid indicator until later in the game. I'm guessing that they are going to split - half active and the other half inactive. That's how we did it in Plexa's game. I think scamp is innocent, he is inactive in all his games no matter what his role. I think people are just bias because he plays mafia a lot.
So with that do you want to talk sane with me? If not, I'm okay with your decision. Actually if I was you, I would probably reply to this with insanity and jokingly agreed to talk. So, I understand if you don't trust me. Just know there is a sane person behind the public craziness. Things aren't always what they appear. Hiding your role in public makes you brown in a way if you haven't picked it up. I'm not the only one using this method of play - I'm just the most extreme at it. Few others have saw through me like BC. He is doing the same as me but more poetic and less extreme. That is why he is brown. He takes no sides in public. There are more people but I'll let you try and find them. Have fun reading this long pm. I must be mafia because mafia people write long block texts! <- people don't say that anymore..
Ver [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: pm are awesome Date: 10/28/09 07:15
don't worry I never delete them! ----------------------------------------- Original Message: yup pm's are awesome ^_^
We are doing post game analysis so make sure you save the important ones!
----------------------------------------- Original Message: its amazing how you can make people think your not mafia via pming them! hopefully they aren't lying and sug doesn't blow me up tonight with the bomb!
L [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: who I was thinking of killing Date: 10/28/09 07:34
I was thinking incog almost put him after dreamflower. Actually stratch dreamflower. We can like dreamflower get modkilled. so infundibulum or heavonearth? Everyone else seems like mafia too me, hehe. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: I think we decided that we wouldn't bother killing her at all, because there's really no point to doing so.
I think our current list is incog (as medic) and someone else.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: 1.Dreamflower 2.SugiuraMidori (this could kill you, hopefully I haz no bomb on me!)
Shikyo [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Congratulations! Date: 10/28/09 11:12 You are now confirmed townie!!! Thanks to Judge. RoL is also confirmed innocent!!! I grant you full access to the ISRC forum!!!
top: truly brown medium: brown
RebirthOfLeGenD [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: You Rock!!! Date: 10/28/09 11:13 You are now confirmed townie!!! Thanks to Judge. Shikyo is also confirmed innocent!!! Just gave Shikyo full access to forum - whatever that is worth...hehe
Right now you have a bomb that is ticking in your mind, if you don't give me a better target other than yourself I will get a vig to kill me tonight just to kill you! Muahahhahahaahha!
-sound good? ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Since they haven't talked much :/ I was trying to figure if they are away or just not talking. However, if I was to PM them with something, it'd be very suspicious. I think some of your brown brotherhood ISRC RGB stuff might be a good way to see how active they are... I don't know what you should say =P I can't understand your brown mind anyway.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: ok..I already sent stuff to scamp already because he was part of the initial ISRC group. hmmm, what should I say? Me of all people are lost of words...
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Hi, can you PM either Vivi or Scamp or both with some of your brown crap and see how quickly they reply?
BloodyC0bbler [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: its all your fault Date: 10/29/09 02:23 well I'm sticking to redtooth right now because I don't want to die. I'm not that brown you know.. Be strong, Be a martyr..thats only something Ace can do...I really don't like shikyo anymore - he gave me bad orders and now people want to lynch me for following it... geez, shikyo keep me up last night by giving me orders and now the orders caused some people to vote for me..oh why to I listen to the mafia..
----------------------------------------- Original Message:
vivi is just retarded L is most likely a Liar (note how he is significantly less angry now than at the start of the game).
Judge (dead), shikyo or midori and redtooth are more likely than vivi. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Your the one who lured me into public craziness. Your the one who didn't give me order so I had to listen to shikyo. Your the only one who can save me right now! What should I do? I rather if someone who tk me at night than to get lynched.
Anyways, I've finally pushed the boundaries to see how crazy I can act before getting lynched. For now on I think I'm going to follow you. I don't like shikyo anymore, I now understand what Ace was talking about. I need help..I've never been lynched before or close to it...People use to not care about me..
wait a minute...why would they care? I joked around with scamp with that same message and he didn't go public..why would vivi57 go public? Because he is mafia and they want to kill me in case i really am mad hatter? but they obviously know that isn't true b/c there can only be one mad hatter in this small game right? scratch that. I'm going with Ace on this and say that vivi57 is innocent. I'm just stuck right now and don't know what to do..I a noob at being up to lynch. I must never be lynched and forever be brown!!! Please let me keep my diginity! I will vote for whoever you vote for, promise - you will be like my new Ace! You will have the power of two lynches! Redtooth rejected this power and now he shall face the consequences! /PANIC /PANIC
Maybe I should stop acting like mafia...I think I'm about done testing boundaries. Ok, lets see what happens... /PANIC MORE /PANIC MORE!!!!
Pyrrhuloxia [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Why!!! Date: 10/29/09 08:43 why are you killing me? Why not redtooth? He wants you dead!!!! he said it himself!! kinda...PLEASE SAVE ME!!!! or get L too?
On October 20 2009 02:46 redtooth wrote: 0cz3c lol. i haven't been hanging around this forum for a while but does he still do stuff like this? i always thought he was the biggest mafia troll. i guess we always need one of those.
and pyrrhuloxia... i won't fall for your trickery this time.
Pyrrhuloxia [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: You can save me! Date: 10/29/09 10:08 Shikyo pitted the whole vivi57 vs Chez thing. I was able to sway shikyo who swayed sug that I was innocent. Without sug knowing that I knew shikyo would forward my pm's to him. I don't see why motbob suspects me. He is using bad analysis to accuse me. I didn't say a thing when I was mafia last game until the very end when we knew we won for sure - which is exactly way I'm talking more this game. People suspect me when I'm townie and never suspect me when I'm mafia - until now when I decided to act like a townie who is acting like a special role either blue/red. Maybe I should start acting like a mafia then everyone will think I'm a townie...
Anyways who I think is possibly blue: Sug, Shikyo, Heavonearth(could be acting blue again like last game or is it for real this time?) , Tricode, Motbob, Inful and RoL ----------------------------------------- Original Message: let's see how things develop we have more than 24 hours. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: Based on sug's analysis, your on my team. Since you know your not mafia you would obviously save me. Unless you GF...or unless you think I'm GF...
Pyrrhuloxia [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Thank you1! Date: 10/29/09 11:51 You are sooo awesome. This was your plan the whole time!!! You are soooooooo awesome!!!!!!! You wanted to save me this game in return for me cover you as god father in the summer game!!!1 You are soooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Original Message From Chezinu: thinking? whats that? Well, I search Kuja in other mafia games and he died every single game and every time he was townie that didn't do anything. Oh, and I haven't been reading the thread at all. Its all about the pms this game. Confusing you about my role was fun...umm what else...noticing that everyone I talk to talks to you was interesting. I had to put on an act from the very beginning. First pms were from you and lucas..I instantly knew you two were talking. Next person I talked to was RoL and knew he was talking to Lucas which in turned connected to you. I talked to eco who talked to lucas who talked to you. I prayed to Ace who you've spoken to. Whatever I say can and could be used against me. I was isolated, without my fellow rebels. So I made truce with certain people and I played along trolling everywhere I went. For if this is anything like Mafia 2 I would be tked. Death was coming but when it would strike I did not know. So I wrote long block paragraph to stray my victims. But soon they caught on so I played the troll. I made comments like Ver had a great plan for agent - disguising as vets and all. Then later say I went against Ace of all people and disguised as a rebel. I did not fear Ace, for he called me his son and I called him father. For Brown is peace and peace is brown. So I must Be Strong, I must Be Strong, I must Be Strong..../cry....I must Be Brown...Yet I appear Blue..And Ace said my eyes do not deceive me..This world's colors are true...blue is not red and red not blue...the American spies truely are American spies..Doomed is this world, Doomed...But I mustn't give up hope. For the Brown shall overcome Blue..and I shall rest in peace, whether buried in Brown or not..And that all I have to say about that..
*I literally have a couple dozen pm's like this. Quoting all his similar thread posts would be longer than this piece itself.*
c) Malongo: Execute Chezinu Caller: It has to be in bold for me to accept it Chezinu: Execute Malongo Malongo: Execute Chezinu Caller: okay guys...game officially starts NOW Chezinu: I won't kill you Malongo Chezinu: I'm not going to do it Malongo, we are on the same team Chezinu: You know you don't want to do it Malongo Malongo: Execute Chezinu Caller: Chezinu the Third Party has died!
d) Long live the Brown Empire! Revolt Against the Blues!
A spectre is haunting Teamliquid—the spectre of Mafia. All the Powers of gg.net and Teamliquid have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Ace and other mafioso, the scourges of freedom and twinkies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Mafia by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Mafia, against the more advanced opposing townies, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
I will tell you where they are.
Dead.
Dead by the very hands that write you this note.
Empyrean Caller Fishball some other guy I can't remember right now
And if you want to live. You should follow my advice. Play your role accordingly, and we won't have to kill you by accident. If you are confused about your role, then let me spell it out for you:
I. Mafia,Townies(Vanilla) and "The Blues"
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Mafia and Towny, blue vs green, red vs blue, McDonalds vs Burger King, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
My dear green townies, do you not see what they are doing? The Blues are thine enemy! They have oppressed you for hours! Taunting and teasing you about their status, their so called "roles". They think they are better than you! They even feel as if they DERSERVE and have the god given right to live longer than you my friends! They want you take the bullets, but will not speak up and fight the good fight! They want to take the credit for doing easy things like "investigating" but will not man up and make a single POST in unison with you! They tell you how to vote, who to vote for, and if you aren't careful where you can stick your wee-wee and in what! They call you stupid when you are just trying to help! What kind of world is this!? A man wants to be a hero but is not willing to be the martyr!?
RUBBISH I SAY! They are COWARDS!
Reds and Greens! We can win this together! They call us your enemy, but we are your friends! We come to liberate, not decapitate. The blues are hiding amongst you trying to tell you they will give you their lives - but it is the opposite! 1 blue man dared to spit on my good name, and he cost 4 greens their lives. My friends, together we can rout these devils out!
If you are with me, to fight the good fight, and free ourselves of this oppressive blue state then holla if you hear me!
*crowd goes wild*
LET US MOVE FORTH IN THIS NEW MOVEMENT! LET THE BELLS OF FREEDOM RING! LET US MARCH ON TO VICTORY! AND THIS, THIS NEW DAY IN HISTORY, THIS NEW RISING OF THE WORKING CLASS WE SHALL CALL - THE MAFIA MANIFESTO!
On November 08 2008 16:05 Chezinu wrote: I hereby speak to up hold the last words of Ace,
We, the greens, shall unite with red to eliminate our common enemy! For we greens are tools and are subject to be enslaved by either to the reds or blues! We have a choice. We need change! Our previous government has failed us because our mayor neglected to negotiate peace! We need better diplomatic polices! Government need to have more control! With this alliance we will be united together! Red and green! We shall be melted together and form a brown state. I am no longer a green, but a brown.
Hear me my fellow mafia!
Uphold the values set by Ace and declare yourself and fight the good fight! For we brown don’t coward, but we openly reveal ourselves! Unlike like to cowardly blues! The blues talk only about sadness and complain only about the lost of their own kind. We lost 5 great men. 4 of which were greens that weren’t even mourned for. I hereby declare a moment of silence for the greens and reds we have lost… (please stop reading for a few seconds, show some respect) Mafia if you know what is best, you will send a pm revealing yourself so that we can united together, not as reds or greens. But become one, a solid color that will not disperse from any solvent polar or non-polar. Brown From this day forward, we shall be known as the BROWN MANIFESTO! Now I will turn over the floor to [GiTM]-Ace
PS. Please march around the streets wearing brown.
edit: for further information on the color brownClick Here!
e) You are a DT:
i) DT check a mafia. Hint that he's mafia all night long while PMing said mafia. When Day pops up, claim DT and taunt the Rolechecked mafia by spamming his PM box. Get disappointed when said mafia fails to respond to your PMs. ii) Attempt to ask the mafia questions publically in the thread. iii) The next night, rolecheck another mafia. Post 6 times in a row IN ALL CAPS, taunting the mafia while fabricating PMs evidence to support your case. Follow this up with another 5 posts in a row, yelling your chant: DIENEMY!!!
f) Chat with Foolishness in irc (he's godfather, you're detective and you rolechecked him, and you both know the others role but he doesn't know that you know his). After he leaves, have a conversation with yourself. PM it to Foolishness afterwards saying: "i had this conversation after you left, thought you might be interested."
g) You think Ver is mafia all of a sudden after working with him all game. What do you do? Send him all (40-50) pm's you've made the entire game. For good measure, send him another dozen custom made inane ones to showcase your insanity and confuse him!
h) You are in the smurf game, what shall your name and guise be? Ooh, how about being the ReporterSmurf and contributing with a daily newspaper full of gems like this!
On August 04 2009 02:01 ReporterSmurf wrote: Breaking News:
People are starting to realize how lame smurf games really are. Behavioral analysis has never failed so many before. Many people are suffering from identity crisis. Some people are taking things to extremes such as acting like well known vet acting like a townie acting like a blue acting like a mafia. Everyone is going mad and soon smurf town will be no longer. People will think that smurf town is nothing but a cartoon of fantasy by the end of this game. The biggest problem of all is that most people can't be themselves. Without their big name no one will listen to them. Worst of all big names have to suffer through the wrath of posers. Posers are taking big steps to act like big names. They are going into other mafia threads and copy pasting big names words and tweaking them to fit their needs. That leaves us with this question: Will town lose all identity or will they make a new name for themselves?
This has been news from the most unbias and most undrivel smurf news organization. Thank you reading and have a great time smurfing!
i) You decide the mafia hitlists. Who do you hit? Blues? Analysts? You are smarter than that. Shoot players based off of their number in the signup list, namely players 7, 15, 19, and 21. Why them? Because it spells GOSU. Now that is a mafia with style!
Chezinu wrote: But we still won!! I won and people think I suck at this game. That's benefits me a lot since it gives me a good foundation for following games.
On January 12 2010 13:21 Chezinu wrote: Yeah, I don't read the thread that much...I use pm's then glance over thread and look at the list of players. I don't think that much, hehe.
5. Your are Caller and are bored of trolling the thread. What do you do?
a) "lol I got half drunk and vigi'd Ace"
b) Host an insane and horrifically imbalanced game. So imbalanced you have to restart it. Does that deter you? Hell no, host 5 more.
c) Are you under no suspicion? Now's the right time to claim mafia in the thread. But claim you are the OTHER family. Surprise!
d) Forget claiming mafia, claim everything! Are you under suspicion? No problem.
Step 1) Claim alignment cop from Israel, say you are insane or paranoid, and that your check was manipulated by a fictionuous bus driver. Launch town onto side track discussion of how this nonexistent bus driver works.
Step 2) "Check" another person and clarify you are insane, not paranoid.
Step 3) Claim you are in fact Japan, not Israel, an even shadier country. In addition, report that you are certain you are insane and that citizen must be mafia.
Step 4) Deliberately misinterpret citizen's role and claim he is the paranoid gun owner, another nonexistent role. Divert town onto debate about how this nonexistent PGO works. Town mislynches. GG
e) Someone might be faking role pm's? No problem, Caller to the rescue:
On December 18 2008 10:35 Caller wrote: also notice how he shut up after my post ^^
Caller, my computer shut down for some reason. Instantly, I thought "Caller is going to give me shit about this... And I am DEAD SERIOUS about my computer shutting off.
On December 18 2008 10:35 Fishball wrote: Since Capek already posted his role, and lets all assume he doesn't have perfect Photoshop skills, all I can say from my point of view is, the 2/4 Mafia list is a partial false lead. Why partial? Attackzerg could still be Mafia, but that is not the point. The point is, someone is giving out false information.
That's what I've been saying all along. What the hell? And no I do not have 1337 photoshop skills. Reason: LINUX CAN'T RUN WINDOWS APPLICATIONS (Caller snickers in the background and whispers "How convenient"
After that I'm leaving. I fucking hate this game. Vigilantes go ahead and kill me.
edit: Clarified what I was serious about... The edited part is in bold. edit2: Noticed I used bold already. The edited part from my first edit is now in italics
I like the part where you have 6 messages and it says "22 messages out of 22 messages showing"
GGNORE
f) Host a game and never finish it
g) Have all your clues death's be rakes up the butt. And kill Pyrrhuloxia again in your day post for good measure.
h) You have hosted a game. Now, finally you have all the power and can decide who gets what role. Let's see some roles are distributed ( full role list of game 1 is lost. Coincidence?).
Game 1.0 (aborted)
Attackzerg (Admiral Ackbar/Suicide Bomber) Camlito (Mafia) Mynock (Mafia) Showtime (Medic) Ace (Godfather) Showtime - Vigilante Ver (NRA member - thinks he is green) Incogntio (Rockstar BG) RebirthofLegend (Village Idiot) Qatol (Jack)
Game 1.1 -
Attackzerg (Admiral Ackbar/Suicide Bomber) lol? Ace (Medic) Ver (Mole - thinks he is green) Showtime (Vote Rigger) Mynock (DT) Camlito (Meth Man) Incogntio (Godfather) Bloodyc0bbler (Village Idiot)
When accused of manipulating role distribution, what is your defense? "I used an RNG." Okay sure, but how many times?
i) Are you mafia and relatively clean? Excellent, how about you give yourself away?
On May 22 2009 13:38 Tricode wrote: @caller no but i mean, wouldn't it be better if mafia didn't know so if they did try to hit her, they would miss (assuming that she is not mafia for those who are still unsure about DF).
Now they would either have to stack or go after others. =\
i'm pretty sure it's too late for that
day post was due 8 minutes ago anyways, before her post.
On May 22 2009 13:51 Malongo wrote: Whats all this shit? How does Caller know about day post? Question to Qatol: Can mafia switch hits before the post is ready? And why did you post something like that dreamflower?
On August 16 2009 22:54 Caller wrote: TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY Congratulations Comrades! Despite the fact that we only took about 85% casualties, and failed to kill all of the Ukrainians, we have managed to capture the treacherous Ukrainian capital!
On August 17 2009 10:49 Shikyo wrote: If rebels had no victory condition the whole game was just a farce so that you could reveal your amazing nazi idea? Stupid.
i wrote a script that monitored all the members in the teamliquid irc channel. it tried to join all channels that the other members were also in.
ones that were passworded peaked my curiosity. there wasnt much discussed in non-passworded channels. i think yours was y-gorilla or something
i modified the program to keep trying to join the channel, hoping that everybody might leave and i can sneak in.
then it was simply a matter of hiding myself in the channel using user modes (+D i think). it makes you invisible unless you talk.
i only was in there a few times. long enough to piece together who your members were and the few blue roles that were discussed.
i did the same to the townie channel. i dont think theirs was passworded at first. but they also didnt discuss much. just enough for me to get some more blue roles.
i really didnt spend that much time in there tho. i monitored it for a few days at most.
lol. caller actually caught me one time in the town channel before i was able to go invisible, but i talked my way out of it. i acted like i was just some random irc dude and found the channel randomly and then i offered to leave the channel and let y'all have it.
b) You are mafia, smurfing in an 80 player game with friends from another site who would instantly call you out if they knew you were in the game. How do you treat them? Why, make sure your only posts in the thread are messing with them!
On November 18 2008 04:34 Versatile wrote: Agreed @ MTF and Kweezy.
Note to everyone: Kweezy, mischief6000, KlassyK, Double D and I allllll know Ace from another board. We have all played together MANY MANY times, and are all very familiar with each other's playing styles.
Those two posts looking so much like each other is very suspcious to say the least.
With that said, I thinkCaller or Ver or MTF is the best way to go.
For now, ##I vote Caller.
so you've played with klassyk before? how would you classify his playing style?
naturally...though i kinda think she was just being lazy... Mischief: Hey, I like what KlassyK wrote! I'll just quote her! (without using the quote function :-/)
but still...wtf man...
so versatile told me you're a chick and you put out. whats good?
c) Tell someone who you told that you aren't in the game that you think he's a DT or medic. He proceeds to tell you privately that he is a DT. In fact you are in the game as mafia and you shoot him the next night. He rages when he finds out. Claim it's his fault for telling you and you are innocent of all wrongdoing.
d) make sure everyone knows you are a badass every post you make. If this does not convince them of your manliness, post pictures of badass which look phallic in nature.
On March 18 2009 02:50 MrBabyHands wrote: The people running for office lack confidence and insight. They wont make good leaders.
I can guarantee a mafia lynch on day one AND day two. I'd even put real cash on it.
Thats confidence. Thats why I can win.
The question isnt about strategy-- its about drive and instinct. Forget this "past game performance" crap. Its worthless.
If you want to see the mafia get smoked, let me show you what I can do. Like i said-- 2 mafia GUARANTEED. And by the time Day 3 rolls around, I will have pulled the rest of the mafia from their crevices like a dentist pulling teeth. One.by.one.
On March 24 2009 10:58 Tricode wrote: Your cases against me is weak other then the percent chance that any of us can be mafia including you. I could make the claim that you two try very hard to pick other people but when some others get suspicious of you, you just ignore it and point fingers at others.
i let suspicions roll off my back... i figure people can get suspicious of me when start making mistakes...
f) You're mafia? That's okay! Convince L the medic he will win the game for the town if only blocks that vigi hit on you! Once you survive the night, you need some incredible analysis so the town will stop accusing you, right? Here's some!
Suspicious clues: I admit, this was a bit more difficult to find-- Quatol has an interesting clue style, unlike any i've seen before.
0cz = OCZ
OCZ is a company that manufactures RAM (in fact, i have a pair of OCZ DDR3's in my comp right now). The company even makes a type of RAM called tripple channel. (3c)
The day's clue mentioned "bowling" into someone. The 3rd day, its "ramming". Ram is actually mentioned twice in the clue: He charged towards the struggle and rammed into the plant. He proceeded to trample
consistent with the clues becomming a bit more obvious over time.
7. You are Ver. You just got elected Mayor. What do you do?
a) "STOP PM'ING ME. I GOT 150 PMs IN 2 DAYS"
b) Make a long post demanding roleclaims to yourself just because you wanted to see what would happen.
c) Lurk until you're about to get lynched, then write an essay to deflect the vote. Go back to lurking until you're on the chopping block again. Repeat.
d) Ace, L, and Mynock are arguing so much you don't want to read the thread anymore. What's your solution? Don't read it! Proceed to get swindled in pm's by a mafia and a traitor who had terrible thread behavior.
e) Congratulations, you have just burned a mafia on day 1 and gotten their team terrified of you. Plead for medic protection. Proceed to get triple stacked and killed, with only one medic out of four protecting you. One of the medics even protted your target, what a friendly chap! The two others both apologize after you die, claiming they thought everyone else would protect you.
f) Hosting now eh? Miscount the votes. Apologize profusely. Miscount the votes again. Agree to never count votes again. To top it off, accidentally indict a mafia and hurriedly make vague statements to dissuade anyone of said mafia's guilt.
g) You have bagged two mafia on day 1 and are the mayor. The pardoner wants to pardon one of the candidates though. Go do other stuff for several hours. Uh oh, you vacillated too long and now you have a serious fever, are delirious and have to wake up in 6 hours for your thesis defense. Randomly add a green to your consideration instead of just lynching the guy you analyzed as red. It's okay though, just flip a coin? Uh oh, the wrong candidate won the coin toss? Ah make it a best of 7. Crap the wrong guy still won? Oh well, just lynch him and cry the next day. Oversleep your thesis defense.
h) Lynch Ace because you think he's the traitor and he wants to pardon your main target. He flips green and now the town is going to lynch you. If the town lynches you, they lose the game. What do you do? Commit seppuku!
i) Get rolechecked by two people within 5 minutes of each other day 1 and die day 1. Shoot two of the DTs. Get swindled by the other:
Haha it's ok. You can't help what role you got. Sucks that you didn't really get a chance to play this time though. Oh well, I guess we can try to team up next time.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Sorry :/
I wanted to make up to you getting screwed over last time by me but I guess it's not meant to be so the moment I got mafia.
At least this premature lynch garbage saved you from my attempts at manipulation
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Ok so I'm trying to think up a way to defend you in the thread but honestly nothing is coming to mind that hasn't already been said. I think the argument might have just become too complex for me haha. It seems like every hour another layer of complexity is added to the argument. Dunno, I guess the thread is lively at least.
Anyways, do you have any more leads on potential mafiosos? ----------------------------------------- Original Message: I'm still writing up my post. I had just checked in today (which is why I havent responded to you).
As for Caller, he is acting like he did last game. However, this is strange because at the end of last game he told me specifically in PM that he would stay silent like Plexa does in order to keep safe/get later analysis. So it's weird that he's breaking with that.
But it's too early to say anything for sure. Keep him on the watchlist.
I'll pm you with stuff after I finish my defense.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Yeah this "DT says vote for Ver" thing seems so fishy and out of the blue. I guess I could post a list of suspects for you if you die. Or we can do some analysis now if we work quickly.
What do you think about Caller as a suspect? It seems to me like he is trying to be VERY active in posting analysis but there just isn't anything to really analyze in 1 post (especially since it looks like the clues are going to be individual sentences or something). It seems to me that this analysis is pretty likely to be fake.
----------------------------------------- Original Message: I would certainly be up for doing this, as I too feel bad about what happened last game.
It seems that I have some annoying matters to take care of first though sigh
----------------------------------------- Original Message: from Qatol Ok so new mafia game without a fake list from ShadowDrgn naming me as a mafia. Want to try and team up to do some analysis/ bounce around ideas?[
Conversation with Caller here's what happened. i'm chilling, thinking im going to get myself owned like i did in mafia 3 (where i died first turn lol) then scaramanga approaches me, overenthusiastic as usual, and is like yo qatol just told me and ace that ver is red i was like WTF and then i was like sup qatol and qatol was like goddamit scaramanga gave me away again then i was like hmm i should be quiet so i shut up and let ace announce to everybody that u were scummy then i faked inactive for a bit then i was like hmm they killed two of our dts hmm then i "leaked" data to make it seem like i knew what i was talking about then i decided to fake claim to get them to suicide me i did it ostenibly so i could get medic support i told all the medics that i have a medic protecting me so none of them are protecting me tonight. hopefully mafia is stupid and sends suicide bomber hahaha
----------------------------------------- Original Message: rofl what everything makes no sense now. It seems so random for Ace to say 'a little birdie' unless you told him to or something. But that would've meant you and Ace were in communication before that happened BUT you never pmed me at all. I was inactive for a bit (half faking half real) and didn't post.
drats i thought i had it all figured out.
so did camlito pm ace or this other dt or did they both?
And qatol is the real DT? holy crap he played me so hard. He sent me a message asking to work together, then when I responded before I defended myself he said he didn't know how to defend me. ZiZi yO
A rather nice play you did btw. While I thought you/ace arguing in public was fake your roleclaim fit after Ace did his. ----------------------------------------- Original Message: lololololol
well you're dead right so you better not be telling nobody
but i'm faking it hahahahaha
the real dt is our favorite townie that was on shadowdrgn's list from last game
if u break rules... well... yeah... but still lololol
----------------------------------------- Original Message: by Ver You rolechecked me right?
Why did you rolecheck me over Ace and then pm Ace of all people?
I thought Ace was a DT faking that 'little birdie' the entire time since that's such a bizarre risk to take.
But then again you're the only person that uses 'little birdie' which Ace used when he revealed me so it makes sense HMM WHY DIDNT I SEE THAT EARLIER.
Ohhh man if all 3 dts died first night Ace would've been lynched day 2 lol
Ah well I still found out camlito ^_^
LOL I got owned so hard
j) Smurf as a coach. Oh rubbish, nobody is listening to you? That's fine, just start signing your posts with a picture of Professor Badass. All good!
8. Which one of these posts are not by 0cz3c (if any)?
a) "Fellow townspeople! Do not be deceived by that who lies right in front of us. The town is stained with the red blood of a jackal, the quick and witty jackal who seeks to escape harm with his sly maneuvers. We must not be deceived, less the jackal escapes from beneath our grasp, from beneath the trap so well orchestrated even the most deceitful of creatures would have succumbed."
b) "To establish myself as an innocent, green townie, I will, from now on, only write in the green font while in this topic. I think that that will prove that I cannot be any other role than a green townie. "
c) "You'd better wait another day before you decide you aren't mafia. One of the clues tomorrow might point to you. Don't pm yourself your role just in case." - A 3rd Party
"Good point. I think I'll do that. Can never be too cautious in these situations. "
d) "And this is what I get from TruthBringer, a person who falsely and pretentiously pretends to bring the truth to the town. I'm...I'm...I'm deeply offended!"
e) "I was asked to do some clue analysis earlier.
From all the clues (I'd rather not copy and paste, it's far too long), I've reached the conclusion that I am not hinted at. This leads me to believe that I indeed am not mafia. That's relieving. This looks fun; I'll do some more clue analysis tomorrow!"
f) "I see no links to nobility so far. The mafia being bold and assertive might be a farfetched link to ser, but it is pretty farfetched . The ancient links to ser might be a problem though. In many of the definitions of ser, some of the common roots are from the Gauls and Catalans, who were most definitely barbarians. And the mafia leader did utter a barbaric cry. I'm getting a little scared here. But that's not the end of it...So overall I'm a little suspicious and conflicted. There's no concrete link, which makes me feel safe, but there's a lot of small ones. Based on these set of clues I can't tell if I am mafia or innocent We shall have to wait and see what day 2 brings!"
g) Are you a lurking mafia under attack? What shall your suave defense be?
even if I were mafia, which I'm not, it would not be beneficial for you, as my fellow townies, to kill me. I would clearly have been the least active mafia in the entire game.
On June 14 2008 09:21 0cz3c wrote: The entire United States doesn't revolve around the public school system.
These "assumptions" are the idiots way out.
I go to a Jesuit private high school entitled Regis High School. Check on their website when our school year ends (or rather, ended this Wednesday) before making any more damaging and incorrect assumptions.
Based on the effort you put into ensuring accuracy in your post, I'm almost convinced that you're mafia.
On June 14 2008 09:23 0cz3c wrote: And I've been reading through some of the pages in this thread, and surprisingly, it appears that my name has been up for quite some time, so you're once more unsuccessful in getting your assumptions to be accurate. This further embodies my claim that you are mafia.
I actually was inactive, as I mentioned, because of tests. Unlike many Americans, I actually have a work ethic and hold a desire for good grades. School is before leisure for me. That explains my inactiveness. What, therefore, could explain my return to leisure, hmmm?
Edits: Grammatical mistakes...
h) "Yes. My first role no longer is Town Idiot. It is, in fact, a Boondock Saint. As I told RoL in anticipation of this event (yes, RoL, my PMs make sense, you just have to make sense of them), "People change." And indeed, I have changed. Transformed. Undergone a metamorphosis. I am no longer a town idiot. I am now a ferocious and mighty Boondock Saint. Rawr ! Bear in mind that I retain the role of insane(?) Jack and DT. I still have them and I will be utilizing them after I trick mafia with my next post (i.e. me being a veteran, for they'll never know it's coming !). What role will I have in the future? Will I change once more? Can I possibly go this entire game with only having one role? I don't know. I don't know what the future holds for me; I'll just have to accept its truths with a gracious hand."
b) Troll for 3 days then bust out a super mafia list. Get ignored.
c) NOBODY CARES
d) Get shot night 1. Don't be medic protected.
e) Finger a mafia in the thread the first day. Get shot night 1. Don't get medic protected.
f) Vote for a mafia in the first day. Get shot night 1. Don't get medic protected.
g) Get Shot night 1. Don't get medic protected. Luckily you are a mad hatter and your bomb kills a mafia. Only one more mafia dies the entire game (out of 8).
h) Get shot night 1. Don't get medic protected. Luckily, you are a veteran and you live! Guess what? Everyone else thinks you are the godfather faking a hit! Of course you can't live past the first night.
On September 23 2010 09:11 Foolishness wrote: Incognito and Infundibulum are an internecine ingerence. They invaginate incondite, inchoate ingannations, that inquinate inimical ideas in infaust innocents. Their iniquity causes ingerence, so inly instruments to interpose their ingravescent inveighs only makes their interference inexpugnable. For infinity, they indite inopinate, inconscient inconsistencies, that incommode us insouciance innocents. Indeed, indiscriminatory interlude is inescapable. Indispensable intelligence is imperative, that these indign imbeciles be inculpated for their incontestably invictive interchanges. Their impregnable indecency is not imprevious to the induction of the innumerable innocents that inhabit this enterprise. Indubitably, Incognito and Infundibulum intention to insidiate us incontrovertibly interlocks them as mafia.
On August 10 2009 10:19 mOceaNu wrote: best who are the suspects to be lynched? i dont think bratia should be lynched right now. If we could just get rid of uch3k that would be great!
I dare say what do you mean by this incriminating statement? I too, would like to know who seeks to destroy our beloved town, but our O Gracious Leader is waiting on important information.
I have changed my vote following the words of our O Gracious Leader now, but our noose still hangs empty.
k) Your mafia family is going to last minute vote switch which will guarantee you vitctory! Oops half your mafia team just went afk after they promised they'd be there for the vote switch! The town proceeds to win too.
URGENT ARREST It has come to our attention that we have American spies in our midst. Fortunately, the NKVD has provided us with the information we need to take them out. As of 19 minutes ago, the NKVD has arrested Foolishness and MountainDew for espionage and treason. They will be taken in front of a people's court, where they will bear the full wrath of the Soviet People, and where justice will be delivered.
12. You are Quickstriker, and you are under suspicion. What do you do?
a) Create a blog entry of your sister's wedding in the mafia thread
b) Tell the story of what you did in the bathroom last night
c) "I have returned from my trip to Jersey to meet my father's friend daughter with my father and..." [Removed because nobody cares]
d) "Table of Contents of QuickStriker's post on 4/26/09:
i. Introduction ia. Reasoning of afk/MIA for several days ib. Opening Statements and points to list...(20 items remaining)" [Removed because nobody cares]
e) Berate Qatol for "misusing his mafia forum god powers" because he says you can't strategically modkill yourself.
d) Enter a deal with the mafia from day 1 to act with them and be converted. Successfully enter the town's blue circle and subvert control over everyone, effectively winning the game on your own. Get vigi'ed by a crazed townie before you are converted and lose.
e) Piss off everyone playing the game after you ragequit (again). A third of them never play another game.
f) The host of the smurf game has asked everyone to not try to figure out whose smurf is who. What do you do day 1? Naturally, try find out everyone's smurfs!
On August 10 2009 14:12 bEsT[Alive] wrote: Ver and I knew something was up after Day 1. We both agreed it was you and that's why we never gave you akas or roles to begin with lol. Yeah, I figured you would do something like that.
I don't want to give you the reasoning behind it because we want to use it against you next game if need be lol
I'll tell you exactly how it went down.
Once I felt I located some reds, or a few players of consequence I would PM them the following.
To: PowerOverwhelming Subject: HI ACE
Blank text.
REPLY: HI L
From our behavioural analysis Ver and I concluded P.O. was red we got rid of him. This led me to believe L was clean.
I PMed several players with similar msgs like this to a) find their alignment b) find out how good their behaviour analysis was.
The next day I PMed L's real account with the following:
To: L Subject: L, I know you are clean.
Contact me ASAP: colouredpink@hotmail.com
He said no problem and just like that, when he logged on he blurted:
I have very little time so two things
1) I'm already dead.
2) I was a DT and I RCed A.P. He's red. I got to jet man, gl
I just store blankly at my screen in disbelief. A.P. was on the top of my list from day 1. This led to the vig kill and yes, they lost a KP because of it.
I told Qatol, BC, Caller and Ver right away. I couldn't fucking believe it. I was really ticked.
f) Brag about how you figured out who was playing which smurf. Get owned when the host posts the real list, showing you were almost all wrong.
15. You are Bill Murray and nobody is talking about you, yet. What do you do?
a) Spam the thread
b) "i would also like to request a detective to rolecheck me"
c) "I'm asking for a medic to protect me night #1"
d) Spam the thread. Congratulations, you now have 14% of total posts in a 30 person game.
e) PM 5 other unconfirmed players night 1 that you are the Detective because you fear that the person you rolechecked might be the Godfather.
f) Argue with DoctorHelvetica until you both forget what you are arguing about (30 pages later).
g) Spam the thread
h) Everyone got mad at Malongo executing Chezinu day 1. Now the town is peaceably discussing a plan of how to proceed day 2. Time for you to intervene! Execute L out of the blue. Mass chaos ensues with townies shooting each other at the start of every day. Town gets crushed and only kills 1/4 mafia.
i) Get the inventor role, the most imbalanced role ever, and use it like this: "i am inventing a newspaper for clues to be in the day post."
j) (same as 'i'): When a suspicious town demands he make his inventions clear and obvious instead of giving them names like a computer or cell phone, he finds a more innovative solution: "ill just invent an alignment checking kit that can only be used to check me so u will shut up."
k) Spam the thread
l) "i just realized my team has won all 3 times i've played i may not be good, but i produce results"
m) Threaten the host
n) Continue to play after dying
o) Did I mention spamming the thread? [01:58] Ver: even after being repeatedly warned not to spam [01:58] Ver: he still has [01:58] Ver: about [01:58] Ver: 10% [01:59] Ver: of total posts [01:59] Ver: ....
On March 09 2010 14:10 Bill Murray wrote: i honestly didn't try to play anti-town i do that naturally
q) Host Harry Potter Mafia where you decide the rules.
1) Create a horrifically imbalanced game (goes without saying right?)
2) There are 3 siblings and 1 of them got modkilled. What do you do? Modkill the other 2 as well! Did they do anything wrong? Nope, who cares!
3) Drunkenly edit the rules midgame.
4) Let the mafia mayor pardon himself. Twice.
5) Change the rules midgame. Many times.
6) Tell a player he is the treestump and has no other power. Give him the nurse role later in addition because you feel like it.
7) Several players and outsiders proceed to revolt in the middle of the game, the first time in TL Mafia History. You love setting trends don't you?
q) Ooh hosting again are ya. Are the mafia winning despite the fact that you gave them 2 KP when they need 3 for balance? Uh oh that ain't falco. On day 4, the first time when 2 mafia are up for a double lynch, suddenly change the format from normal lynch to majority lynch. Mafia die within 4 hours of day starting before they can even post when one of them could have easily saved himself. Give the town the full 48 hours to discuss the revelations.
r) Save L from Tree.Hugger's nuke with your only anti-nuke. Versatile nukes L. Nuke Versatile in retaliation. She nukes you back. Oops, your nuke is a dud but hers isn't and you're out of anti-nukes!
Missiles from Bill Murray streak towards Versatile. As the missiles break the skyline the General looks on in terror. Suddenly he looks closely at the warheads and asks "Are those pies on the warheads?" The missiles end up damaging part of the city, but they are not nuclear.
Versatile survives the attack!
Missiles launched in retaliation by Versatile will strike BM at 15:42 KST!
Missiles launched by L towards Caller will strike at 10:09 KST!
Nukes in the air: 2 Nukes detonated: 2 Radiation levels: low
Unlike the previous missile strike, these warheads turn out to be nuclear. Cattle is vaporized and burgers are everywhere! Mcdonald's comes to claim the free patties but realize not even they can sell this shit. Bill Murray is no more.
Bill Murray (India,pro town, 1 shot Day Doc)
Missiles launched by L towards Caller will strike at 10:09 KST!
Nukes in the air: 1 Nukes detonated: 3 Radiation levels: low
a) You have received the DT role. What do you do first? 1) Read the rules
2) Read the rules again
3) Ask the host about the rules
4) Qatol: "I would like to votecheck the non-voter list for day 1." Bloodyc0bbler: "You can't do that." Qatol: "Yes I can." Bloodyc0bbler: "No you can't. I'm the host I know my rules." Qatol: "Look it says so under the DT description." Bloodyc0bbler: "WTF? Ok it does. Here you go: 5/10 are mafia." Qatol: GG
b) You have a confirmed innocent. 1) Read the rules
2) Read the rules again
3) Ask the host about the rules
4) Encourage everyone to "roleclaim to the innocent, even if they're just a townie" (everyone has a blue or red role)
On March 03 2009 13:17 Chuiu wrote: One thing the mafia didn't predict was the league of Mad Hatters. A secret society of criminally insane assassins that just happen to live within the city of Liquidia. They made short work of the mafia.
3clipse spotted Ra.Xor.2 sneaking into someones house and ran up to him then set off a bomb strapped to his chest, killing them both.
ChaoSbringer brought his own chaos to Teejing when he spotted him pulling a gun on his target that night, he tackled him to the ground and killed them both with a bomb.
Then it came down to two more. LucasWoJ suicide bombed HeRoS)Pink! But one mafia caught on, he saw a Mad Hatter running furiously at him. Unloading his gun he managed to kill JL13 before he could set his bomb off. But Qatol made up for that small error when he suicide bombed triflejack from behind. HOLY SHIT BATMAN! Well needless to say who's going to win this game. I'm both disappointed but surprised at the same time. Disappointed because I expected mafia to get into the town alliance and learn their plans then use it to their advantage. Surprised that they didn't and the town was able to kill off so many so early in the game.
Right now the mafia are probably screaming 'unfair' 'hax' 'bullshit', etc. Well they're justified. Who's all for a new game without a role that gets an extra vote?
On March 03 2009 13:20 Qatol wrote: Mafia made a simple error here. There is no role "townie". Everyone who roleclaimed townie was bombed. Was MasterOfChaos a mafia as well? His hatter didn't check in fast enough.
MasterOfChaos was indeed mafia.
c) Put a bomb on your girlfriend night 1 because if she's mafia, you know she will hit you!
Caller said:qatol was also like "oh i can't play due to personal issues" but he pmed me everyday, lol.
e) Ask to work with Ver via pm's. Send him a spreadsheet that labels every mafia as green because they are active. Get confused when Ver abruptly stops pm'ing you.
18) You are Dyno.. Qatol and LTT have concocted a plan to win the game and have decided to do it through you because you claimed veteran first. What do you do?
a)Somehow come up with the idea that a votecheck checked the number of mafia KP used to hit someone and think it's useless (it really lets you see how many mafia voted for someone during a lynch). Have Private Eyes all rolecheck each other instead to find any liars. Now town has no votechecks (they could only use 1 votecheck or 1 rolecheck). Voila!
b) Have all Mad Hatters (about 8-10ish) plant their bomb on the same person to make sure they die. Why? The hatters might be lying!
c) Lynch all the hatters because you think it will be faster at finding fake hatters. Ignore repeated points that hatters can just suicide, and those who don't are lynched.
d) The town has 10 medics that can use their power once every two days. How do you use them? Simple! 4 Medics protect LTT day 1 because you cannot die that day. 6 Medics protect you the next day. Oh wait, mafia KP is only 5? Psht who cares bro. 6 Medics on me. I'll lynch anyone who disagrees.
a) I have decided that Foolishness must be mafia because, so I must hide every post he makes by posting 4 more.
b) Bill Murray must be mafia with Foolishness, but since I cannot outpost Bill Murray, I will link the two together in a very convoluted fashion.
c) Pika Chu must be mafia, therefore every clue must point to him. If they don't seem to, I will make them seem to. Almost get elected mayor for your "stellar" day 1 clue analysis.
d) Vote for a townie to get killed 7 times in a row, and say "oops" as your only defense. Never get lynched and win the game.
e) Get medic protected every night despite being wrong about every suspect.
On August 10 2010 06:41 Foolishness wrote: When are you going to be away from your computer? I need to post stuff about youngminii and I can't afford to have you spam it away.
Um I will definetly be away from my computer from 4 am to 8 am pacific time.
g) Putting this here because I can't find a better place.
On August 10 2009 16:17 Pyrrhuloxia wrote: Worst Day one ever? Top three vote getters were all blue. Town lynches a vigilante (OneSnakeOnATrain / redtooth), almost kills an awesome player who is a veteran (blanket / MrBabyHands), and a detective leads the vote-getting for much of the day (best[alive] / Showtime!). The other veteran, Spoonman (Malongo), tells me he is going to be without internet for the rest of the game. Two people role claim as veterans, neither are veterans. Neither are mafia either. The first is glugluk (Incognito), a FREAKING MEDIC. The other is LayOffRage (RebirthofLegend), a townie. Mafia chooses KomabaHajime (BloodyC0bbler) as godfather, he chooses to be a townie.
20) You are DoctorHelvetica, what are you going to do this game?
a) Post more than anyone else in the game. If Bill Murray is in the game, your objectives change from winning the game to outposting Bill.
b) Make Foolishness the GF of your mafia team without telling him.
c) Smurf, then midgame decide not to smurf anymore. Surprise! Proceed to get lynched a day later.
d) Have a medic roleclaim to you within 2 hours of the game starting. Proceed to get every other blue role within that first day despite not asking for them. Then spill the beans to the Godfather on the second day.
e) Is Bloodyc0bbler smurfing in your game? Excellent, time to tell him about 5 of the mafia, a couple greens, and some blues. Oh and to make things fair tell the mafia Bloodyc0bbler is smurfing but not which account is his.
f) Pin the mafia and accuse them. Great job! Wait something isn't right. Better second guess yourself and back off. Ahh that's better. All good now.
a) Malongo: Execute Chezinu Caller: It has to be in bold for me to accept it Chezinu: Execute Malongo Malongo: Execute Chezinu Caller: okay guys...game officially starts NOW Chezinu: I won't kill you Malongo Chezinu: I'm not going to do it Malongo, we are on the same team Chezinu: You know you don't want to do it Malongo Malongo: Execute Chezinu
b) Get voted by Chezinu 30 minutes before the deadline. Refuse to save yourself by voting for the other major candidate. Flip green.
On May 04 2009 11:01 Malongo wrote: The town last stand. + Show Spoiler +
In the quiet and warm peace of his livingroom Malongo has been very upset by the turn of events. The bloody god over the sky had put a test over the town of liquidia: the test of number misinformation. With two bands of Mafia shooting everywhere, an uncertain number of random shooters with no alliance known and some proper town fucktards shooting as well there was little the town could do. Resistance was futile, and Malongo knew that. However Malongo knew that he wasnt alone. He knew that several others were at their own homes, in the same position as him, trying to figure what to do and ready to leave the town ala "Mynock". We cant do shit, said Malongo to himself, we are screwed. Looking at the towns citizen list he went sure that only a miracle could save them. Then taking a shot of fine wine Malongo prepared to the night, knowing that the game was almost over, the town had lost a lot of valuable citizens and not just that, they couldnt believe the town mayor anymore. The worst part: the town had failed to find at least one of the members of the mafia that desolated the town, the only red body they found was a rather strange death and the tow n was unable to find the real explanation about this death. While walking towards his room Malongo realized that this was the only time. He was a townie afterall, he wasnt going to be "inactive" because of some fuckers he was going to fight until death, and calmly Malongo took the town flag he had for special times and walked out, marching alone to the town main square in front of the city hall, where he could hear the shooting. There, with the only background of his flag he started his declamation.
- The town is fucked: We are screwed number wise and activity wise. Take a look at todays voting: there are at most 25 voters. Wich means several people dont care about the town and the game anymore. Look at the deaths list. Several blues, some greens. Only one red bastard. Look at the town killing power and compare to the mafia KP. At best its a 6/1 ratio. Worst than that: we are just running around like mindless ants trying to hit a mafia. We cant trust our neighboor anymore, we have nothing but our votes.
- I propose a simple list of procedures to at least try to end this game with our best chances. The only way we can achieve the miracle this time is: IF there are two mafias this game (something we cant be sure because of bloodygod), then to win we need that they shoot eachother somehow. Thats the only way. If theres only one mafia (and Bockits death was just a diversion) then we are screwed anyways. Procedures list (all this im asking for is supposed to happen next lynch. Theres almost nothing to do today):
1- I demand that the town Mayor abstains from using his 3 voting power. Three times Qatol as failed to make a red lynch. Even in the case that Quickstriker is lynched and turns red we cant trust him, because he had protected the same Quickstriker 3 times now, and he is lynching Quickstriker because the other option is himself. We cant trust him because his activity has been 100% inconsistant and his voting pattern only shows that its him the one deciding the lynchs. If the Mayor fails to adhere this rule we lynch him next day. At this point I assume theres nothing else to do for todays voting. If theres a small chance that Qatol is townie sided he will for sure make 1 vote like everyone else.
2- We start Lynching inactives and clue pointed players: If we need that mafia hit eachother, and looking at the mafia hitlists we can be sure of something: They dont hit inactives. They dont hit nonvoters. Thats why lynching Lordweird was better in my opinion this time however ive failed to convince you. We force mafia to come out. I wont lose a game because some fuckers like to post nothing while shooting at me. Period. At the end you will find my proposed list of inactives.
3-Townies: DONT change your vote. Again if there are 2 mafias chances are they are the ones trying to sway the voting. -DONT - EVER - change your vote. If we caught a player changing the voting we lynch him next day. If we fail a lynch, whatever, we can fail. However we dont have second opinions. Im sure no green will ever disagree this.
4- We start using DL NOW: We dont have time. We are screwed. Tomorrow 6 more will fall. Please as i asked before to save them because they were our last resource: this is the last time to use them. Vote for DL. In the worst case we are using DL on Lordweird and Qatol tomorrow (assuming that Quickstriker is lynched today). If we have a 10% chance of winning lets take it. Double LYNCH tomorrow.
5-I will propose a small madic list before the night comes: As we cant trust Qatol we have to trust someone, i will try my best to come with a list that makes sense and it will be small enough to protect some players. Note that i cant voice for theyr inocence but at least i will propose players that look active at clue analisis and prove to be valuable for the town.
6- Vigilantes: If there are any of you still alive with shots, go pick an inactive that has clue related to him. Viging Ace last time was idiot (I already posted why when I asked to not do it). Force mafia to come out.
7- DTs: again if any, dont trust anyone. Do your job. Rolecheck 3 times and then post your results. We dont have time to wait for clues more than 3 nights, you are in the shooting gallery as well.
8- Veterans and townies: I know this game is a pain at this stage and almost nothing can be done to assure a win. However stay as active as you can and vote. Thats all im asking for. Dont give up yet, i dont ask for clue analisis or to do stupids infiltrations: that only creates more chaos where we are. Post your opinion shortly and vote, nothing more nothing less. If you want to clue analize: you are welcome but make it spoilered and at the end make a summary of WHO and WHY is mafia clue wise. Nothing can be more auto devastating that a clue analisis that says: "this can be related to this other thing but i dont know who is related to this." This type of clue analisis is trash, State clearly who and why in the end (ouside the spoilers).
Summary: 1- Qatol starts voting as a single townie. 2- We lynch inactives clue wise. 3- We dont change our votes ever 4- We start using Double Lynch until the number of mafia gets down significally 5- Medic list is no longer managed by Qatol. 6- Vigilantes: send hits tonight to inactives clue wise. 7- DTs: work alone until you made your investigations 8- Townies and veterans: vote and put your opinions. If you make clue analisis use the procedure.
Please as a proof of your town allignment make a post saying: I sign Malongos declaration. This way at least we will know if its worthly to keep the game going. Thanks.
On May 01 2009 20:00 Malongo wrote: Please everybody stop. I wont defend qatol, however theres much more to do before this. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. Motbob? you come here to vote? care to explain?
On May 04 2009 16:21 Malongo wrote: Great. Qatol i hope you understand you are next. Medics: Dont protect anyone on Qatols medic list. Find someone you think that mafia will target and protect him. I could ask for protection but i dont need it. People i think will be target tonight: - Caller - Rol. - Milkymoo. And hell yeah, vote double lynch next day and lynch Qatol.
On May 08 2009 07:16 Malongo wrote: So no fek LucasWoJ 0cz3c Please: vote 3clipse and ver. If we cant end the game with dignity we will do it with a big laugh.
1 Will vote blindly L for mayor 2 Wont be too active posting at 8~9 to 12~13 KST 3 Dont give him a gun. Will shot at first double poster after day 1. Yes, that includes flamewheel91. 4 Will win this game for the town.
On April 21 2009 08:25 HeavOnEarth wrote: sign me up!
1. Once you are dead you may not post anything at all. People are getting irritated with dead people talking so sorry but dead people are now forbidden from talking during the game. People not playing are advised not to post in the thread also. Moderators please help out with this where you can, if players insist on continuing to post I'll just ban them from playing the game again.
you can't post anywhere on TL? ;_; or just the thread?
Mafia. "Puppy eyes" "im new" "i dont understand the BASIC SENSE rules"
22) You are RebirthOfLegend, what do you do this game?
a) "I'm the Jack and I rolechecked Ace. He's mafia." (You are actually the Village Idiot and Ace is the Godfather) Ace proceeds to resign midway through day 1 and Caller is forced to restart the game. GG no re.
b) Ace the Detective Pardoner pardons Motbob. You don't like that, so you lynch him. It's okay though. The mad hatter has bombs on two mafia, L and Judge, and gets shot night 2. This should hand the town the game right? Nope, because you decide to protect L the godfather from the bomb.
On January 23 2011 08:55 Ace wrote: RebirthofLegend a Day 1 lynch? Not surprised lol.
d) Give Scaramanga special permission to join your game despite the fact that he's on the banlist. Scaramanga proceeds to threaten to throw the game day 1 and you modkill him. Learned your lesson? Okay good. Let Bill Murray join your next game even though he's been permabanned. Proceed to modkill him becausem well, he's Bill Murray acting like classic BM and he ignored 5 warnings.
On March 27 2011 15:50 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: LOL SHIT ANNUL REVERSE YOUR ACTION. I was bluffing trying to get a read off of you. I wasn't about to scroll through 50 pages of shit to try and get a read when I could fake a single event to get you. If you were mafia I knew you would go nuts and give yourself away because of your spammy nature, and I figured if you were town this would be an easy way to clear you since you would obviously be pissed and reveal yourself. I didn't expect me to go make food come back 10 minutes later and for you to have gone this far.
g) Claim Veteran (even though you're townie) in the thread. Then proceed to tell the godfather (BC) via IM that you are in fact not a Veteran. Who's getting deceived now!?
25) Which one of these quotes were not made by or about Fishball?
a) "Plan eh? Don't worry. I don't give a flipping fuck to whatever you guys are doing.
I'm really neither a townie or mafia. As I've told Ace, I'm just a guy playing for his own entertainment. Just FYI, I've already talked to a couple people through PM/MSN for the sake of boredom and to discuss my general observations, but I never posted anything in the thread to "persuade" the town or pull a movement in the background. I really care-less whoever wins at the end.
So whatever I enjoy doing, I'll continue to do so.
Also, take note that I never trusted you. I trust no one. But you(guys) don't have to convince me anything, mafia or not, as my existence shouldn't matter to either parties."
b) "quit PMing me"
c) "Fishball why have you not PM'd me your role" (The rest of the town did.) "Oh well, you're probably town anyways."
d) "You run the town's postal service! You can PM ___, ___, ___, and ___. However, you fear that at least one of the members might be mafia."
WTF are you serious?
"I can't think of a role that goes more against a player's style than forcing Fishball to manage a PM network" -Qatol
e) Decide to join PYP 3 against your initial will due to the following appealing options:
1. Get Day Vigilante and kill BC the instant the game starts. 2. Destroy LSB's plan and call it dumb repeatedly.
On August 10 2009 16:22 Pyrrhuloxia wrote: once again the other medic (scaramanga aka roflsupplecakes) didn't prot anyone even after I asked him through MSN to pick someone he said he didn't know who to pick so he wouldn't pick anyone.
b) Promise not to leak the name of the DT who is PMing with you (you are townie). Immediately turn around and tell 3 people (1 of whom is mafia) the name of the DT.
c) Just got special permission to play despite being on the banlist? Great! Threaten to throw the game in day 1 and get permabanned.
On July 03 2009 12:58 Scaramanga wrote: this is what im thinking first day greens get on the fog
Qatol: So you're blue aren't you?
Scaramanga: No lol. Why do you say that? I've only made 1 post....
Qatol: Because you didn't include yourself in "greens," so you're not green. I don't think the mafia would let you make a post like that, so you're blue, aren't you?
On August 29 2010 02:18 bumatlarge wrote: Time to be useful. I am the god damn batman
BumAtLarge was less tipsy then he wanted to be that night, stumbling around people's backyards. He had his favorite batman mask on of course. He found himself in a bush, right next to zeks' backdoor! What a nice gentleman, always giving bum change. Before bum had the chance to leave the kind man's abode, a spiffy looking fellow came through the backway (only zeks' closest friends came that way). Bum's vision was wiggty-wack, so he couldnt recognize him. Zeks greeted the man late at night with open arms. Soon after a scruffy man with blood in his eyes, looking for answers cam crashing over the fence. he almost ran right into bum, but he was to preoccupied with his mission (whatever that was. Immediately two other men broke from hiding paces, ignoring each other and heading straight through the backdoor. A large tussel took place, and bum was too drunk to actually help (HE WASNT SCARED, HES THE GODDAMN BATMAN)
Moments later, all 4 men left chasing one another into the night. Zeks, alive thank heavens, stared out at them a few seconds with a wide open mouth, that turned into determination rather quickly. He phoned the police, and bum knew better then to loiter much longer.
The next day, zeks stood in trial to decide the truth to his story. It turns out he was a suspect in the mishandling of some docuements, leading people to doubt him. Bum came up as his alter ego, Brum Warge, homeless philosopher extraordinaire. He verified zeks tune, and gave zeks a wink, but zeks was glaring intently ahead, that determined look again. Bum couldn't really sort out zeks motives, as he never finished 3rd grade, but he was willing to put his life in the hands of the town with zeks to authenticate what happened that night.
On August 31 2010 11:35 bumatlarge wrote: AHEM I MEAN
Bumatlarge was high as a kite that evening. Town actually appreciated his batman antics and gave him some pot, which is legal in liquidia ofc. Batman mask set, he roamed the night. HOLY SHIT A CAT. Oh look LSD's house. Bum sneaks in the back alley, tries to climb over a fence, but it swings open at the climax of his climb. Gravity being the bitch that it is, sent bum on a 3 foot skydive into a trashcan! HOLY SHIT A RACCOON. OW. Bum thanks his lucky stars he developed a rabies immunity when he got bit by that raccoon a second ago. Before Bum could question his reasoning, he runs into some dude smokin a cig at the backdoor.
"Sup homes" Bum said in his gravelly voice "Uh hello" "You the tracker?" Bum said in his cementy voice "Sure.. are you high?" "YOU BET" Bum said in a stoned voice
bum quickly started talking about his encounters with untame beasts and popular topics often discussed by the stalkers of the night, and the other guy smoked a whole pack. before bum knew it, the sun was coming out!
"Aight later did what I needed too" and then he left.
On September 03 2010 00:14 bumatlarge wrote: Oh damn, I forgot to watch someone BALLS
##vote LSB
No story today?
Bum was in the ZONE tonight. Nothing was gonna give him up or let him down, run around or desert him. He didnt have any beer or pot, his mind was clear as london on a not-so-foggy day. He saw his target house, and bee-lined for it. Man who lived in such a shitty house, everything was falling apart. So bum got into position and waited. And he kept waiting. After about 5 hours, he figured no one was coming and went to leave. He heard a loud crash in the house and immediately ran to the window. He saw three beautiful women in bikinis cooking in the kitchen.
"I think I've stumbled upon paradise. I don't think I can take it anymore, those huge juicy morsels on those sandwiches look delicious! Is that salmon on there?"
Suddenly the window gave way and bum fell into the kitchen. The girls looked confused, but they smiled and helped bum up and gave him a sandwich. It was salmon! And it was a nice place on the inside, alot of fung-shway
"Come into the courtyard" the girl said "Uhhh i fink I should be going..." Bum said with his face stuffed "Aw, I made a delicious milkshake there." "Well a milkshake does sound good right now."
So after that milkshake brought bum to the yard, the girls started to eat alot of food on these tables out here. They were kneeling on the floor and the tables were very low.
"Really letting yourselves go tonight huh?" "Well winter is coming up"
Suddenly it became clear to bum. The salmon and the eating and the winter and the bikinis. These were not women, they were bears. Suddenly the bears started to attack bum. Shit, pondered bum, those bears are starting to attack me. Oh bother. After a long intervention scene involving winnie the pooh, bum grabbed a jar of honey on one of the tables and smashed it on the ground. The bears diverted their attention to the honey and started eating and playing around in it.
"Time to get out of here!"
But a bear was blobking his path. The bear drew out a katana from a sheath on his belt. Suddenly it became clear to bum. The fwang shay and the tables and the katana. These were not bears, they were ninjas. Suddenly, ninjas, thousand of them were fluttering around the courtyard noiselessly. Oh poop. Think Bum THINK. He recalled having a handbook a long time ago, that depicted a list of things ninjas cant touch. Invisibility was one, but bum could not be invisible because that would be awesome. Hmmmm they cant catch you if you are fire, but bum didnt know how to harness the power of fire. There was one more that was actually relevant.... hmmmmmmmmmm.....
Oh yeah,
"IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN." Bum batmanned.
The ninjas gasped but then stopped gasping.
"No you're not." "YES I AM!" "Nope." "Uh what no yes i am?" "Where is your mask?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Bum's hand went to his face and the horror set in. He didn't bring his mask. Humiliated, Bum ran through the house and out the door. The sun was up.
"Shouldn't we catch him? He's not batman." "The humiliation of thinking you are batman and not actually being batman is worse then anything we can do. Let him go."
Apparently ninjas can't catch you if you are insane.
On September 04 2010 13:51 bumatlarge wrote: *Man do I have to write another story? Maybe a story about what happened. And why is it that I always imagine the whackest scenarios. I wish I was a doctor, then no one would be dead from scum. Maybe I just lied about being watcher, and Im actually a godfather gunless mafia? Maybe I have AIDS? I am a bum. Why am I posting on this forum playing a game with all these strangers? WHAT AM I DOING?!*
Bum's head popped off his mossy log in a feverish sweat. Oh what a nightmare that was. He quickly grabbed his batman mask (cant forget that) and went off into the night!
After bum's convoluted dream, he actually thought he was a doctor for a moment. "If I was a doctor, who would I protect? Well obviously not citizen because then theyd just roleblock me if they were gonna hit him... And the only other viable person is bumatlarge, but hes such an awesome guy, why would I shoot him?" So bum went off to JeeJee's house to get some advice, because bum was pretty sure he was a super secret doctor. Or a malicious bastard.
On his way, bum was stopped by commissioner Gordon.
"Evening, com-mish-en-er" "Who are you?" "...I'm batman..." "Oh you look, uh you cant ask JeeJee's advice on anything, it's against the rules." "What im just paying a visit" "Well then thats your visit" "Can I talk to him then?' "No" "Can I pretend to talk to him in my story?" "Uh what yeah sure I guess..." "Awesome"
After outsmarting Ace- uh I mean commissioner Gordon, Bum waltzeded off to JeeJee's house completely ignoring everyones advice on who to watch.
GG had a big house, bum hoped to have a big house like that one day, or even a small house, or a house at all. Bum knew the routine hands down now, fall over the fence, and see how goes in out the backdoor. Bum never thought it strange that he never checked who went out and in the front door, because that was another citizen's job. Bum started to climb the fence but an alarm went off. Suddenly ninjas, thousands of them...
Bum's head popped off his pillow, and Leonardo DeCaprio was standing over him. "We need to go deeper."
Bum's head popped off his pillow. "Jesus Christ!" "Yes?" "Is this another dream?" "Uh no, dont you have a job to do?" "Oh yeah!"
TIME MACHINE
Bum was waiting in the bushes by JeeJee's back patio. OoOoO a patio thinks hes better then everyone hope he gets shot... BANG. CRASH. JeeJee flew out the window straight at bum. Before Bum realized what hit him.. JeeJee hit him right in the forehead. So it took bum a really long time to realize what him because Bum blacked out.
- - -
"DING DING DINGDINGDING! You're pokemon have been fully healed" Said Nurse Joy. "wattttt?" Bum psyducked "..wtf.." JeeJee drowzily uttered "You are alive!" Bum chantsied! "I am alive..." JeeJee mewtwo'd "Not so fast."
Three guys in ridiculous costumes with funky hats and a large R on their chests were there so suddenly, that there is no adjective other then suddenly that can accurately depict how suddenly they were there.
"I find your lack of scuminess disturbing" One guy said who had a darth vader helmet on. And then he choked JeeJee to death.
"YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED JEEJEE." "Yeah I know Im supposed to, thats how the game works." "Oh I guess so..." "Then you wouldn't mind me doing this" Nurse Joy said.
But it wasnt nurse joy it was A RANDOM RASTAFARIAN. POP. Right in the Darth helmet! Darth*insert random articles here* fell over and his comrades fled the scene.
"Aw JeeJee is dead..." "He would have died anyway" "What how?" "I would have killed him." "... Why?" "I cant help it, its how the game works" "Ok... then I guess I cant help but be batman?" "Exactly" "Nice"
Bum's head slowly rose from his pillow. Ace was standing over him.
"Uh sorry about that, you werent supposed to be hit..." "Yeah but I saw all those people!" "No you just had a crazy dream after you read my post. But you did mutter something about 3 guys throwing JeeJee out a window" "Oh yeah, off the top of my head I remember the silouettes." "Off the top of your head, JeeJee died!" "HAHA ACE" Bum winked and pointed to ace with both fingers Ace did a DK taunt from SSB, scratch the weird smoker cough noise
On October 14 2010 14:35 bumatlarge wrote: Bumatlarge was enjoying a nice slice of raw veal in His prison cell, remembering the good old days. His old cousin always made such a ruckus of Bum residing in that shabby attic, but he had gotten over that fact quite quickly when his first limb came off. 400 years later, a little bit after WWI, bum's vampiric physician diagnosed bum with YFI disorder, also known as 'your fuckin insane'. Traumatized, Bum went batshit crazy that night, flinging bat shit all over the place, and eating people. The Vampire order told bum this was unacceptable, one tastes the wine and spits it out, it was said, a lesson learned when in your early vampire years, along with dont run with wooden stakes. So for a good part of a century, poor bum was locked away forced to eat dead things. Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym. That made Bum have to pee. Rattling his chains away, he rose from his chair and went to the chamber pot in the corner, commencing his business... someone is here watching me pee, bum thought to himself, taking a silent whiff of the scent. The chains were strong, maybe the prey would misjudge the slack when he entered. It was definitely human, his caretaker was not, and had a little more... finesse in his step. This prey was blunt and quiet. The window. They left it nice and open. Bum licked his lips.
"Die monster, you don't belong in this world!" "It was not by my han- oh how clever..." Bum was still facing the other way, a nice full shadow of the visitor spoke volumes against the cell wall Bum was near. The moon was hospitable tonight. "I will end you here and now." Steps forward sounded. "Very well then... HAVE AT Y-" A stake sprouted from Bum's chest. "Oh come on!" "That was anticlimatic." Before bum turned around, the hand he swung his arm behind him, but it dissipated to dust upon touching the man's neck. "I thought I read your shadow perfectly." "No thats a stain on the wall..." "Oh I forgot my contacts! Dr. H, can I get another shot?" An intercom sounded. "Sorry Bum, you're dead." "God damn..." Bum was taking longer to fade away then he thought. "Well this sucks" "Before tonight I wasnt even sure vampires existed" "Yeah they sure do, along with elves, gremlins and eskimos." "Really?" "Yeah" Bum slowly evaporated into dust. But not before he started twinkling. "FUCKING SERIOUS?!"
On January 17 2011 09:12 bumatlarge wrote: Since mafia believes I am role cop, I guess it's no use keeping it secret.
I am a Role Cop Night 1. I checked kenpachi and it came back GodFather. I was going to come out and say it but then LSB and BC came out and said they went for GF, and that kenachi wasn't getting FoS for his move. Night 2 I picked Eii and got back vanilla. He should confirm this, but I have no idea what he went for or not. Night 3 I will check fishball if he survives. I want to check someone who can actually confirm I have rolecop, so tonight I will check one of the following unclaimed.
AHEM, almost forgot.
Night 1.
Batman was feeling frisky tonight. A night on the town would do him some good. He gets his mask and detective kit and flies into the night!
Bum decided Kenpachi was his first visit. Bum needed to get those upper classmen to pay for taking his top draft role (CURSE REBIRTH AND ALL OF HIS SMURF). Bum fondly remembers going all hero on LoR for claiming vanilla after attempting to take traitor. Bum was like if Rorschach and Gargamel had a baby. Bum reached Kenpachi's house and decided to go on the front Porsche. He Forded the fence with both Hondas the rails and leaped over despite his Chevy muscles. He peeked into the windows and saw darkness. A Jack of the trades would be busy in the situation town was in. After whisper shouting "ROLE COP!" , Bum head butted the glass. His sharp wit made the glass dissipate without a sound. Awesome doesn't make a sound. And Batman is awesome so.
Bum crept through the house, as he had express permission by Ace to actually trespass an look through stuff. Bum was tinkering around and saw a lot of incriminating stuff. Mario mustaches, glasses the size of large coins (which is average for glasses) and assorted Italian cuisine. "Well maybe Jack is an Italian name."
Bum heard a noise from the other room. He Snickered as something less awesome made it's presence known. Kenpachi for certain. Bum snuck into the chamber. First thing, Kenpachi was extraordinarily fat. Uncountable Mounds of fatness. He also noticed 100Grand on the table, and also about hundred thousand dollars on the table. A picture on the wall with Kenachi shaking Babe Ruth's hand. This guy had his roots deep, I mean no one has that much hair. He also seemed to have connections. This must be the mafia crimelord. But Bum must have also gotten tricked into coming here. Bum was gonna try to sneak out, when he heard footsteps. Thinking on his feet, Bum quickly turned his attention away from his shoes and ran behind the Bossman , taking off his mask.
2 Thugs walked in with guns pointing at some fellas. One of them looked at Bum and said "RaRaRee, I spy a townie" but a thug kicked him in the knee. Persistent, the guy said "RaRaRass, no really that guy ain't mafia!" The thug proceeded to kick him in the other knee. "Don't talk to Tony that way!"
Kenpachi told them a muffled phrase, that Bum assumed was "Take em to the mattresses" Bum guessed those guys were about to be raped anally or something, and Bum being a massive homophobe, used his homophobe powers to teleport outside away from awkward gay situations.
"That was gay and awkward"
EDIT: Then Bum walked down the driveway and saw all these police officers preparing for a sting blahblahblah bum realized it wasn't really the mafia GF as far as town thought. Well that sucks
I started writing it after night 1 but then the GF claims started happening, so I thought I'd save this claim for later. I guess I'll write the night 2 one later... I have plans!
On January 20 2011 08:23 bumatlarge wrote: BUM BUM BAAAAAAA
-tman
Along the nside border of Philedelphia, a child spawned and grew up. He spent a majority of his life on the public entertainment facility. He led a somber life that one might consider chill. He was playing basketball when a few evil-looking fellows proceeded to perform some misdemeanors. Bum skirmished with said thugs and his mother fret, so he vacated the premises to Eiii's crib.
Bum was gonna check this out right quick. In and out. He saw the Vowel abuser's abode unobtrusively open for altercations. He saw a mail carrier walking up the steps, so Bum snuck up behind him and grabbed a letter and waited below the stairs, while the postman was none-the-wiser. Mr. Psotman, being a jovial fellow, rang the bell, and the door started to open.
"Good evening sir! I thought I'd hand you your mail...."
Bum peaked up and saw the mailman was frozen with that grin wiped off his face.
"Here, take your mail."
Before that nut decided he would go postal, Bum ran up the stairs.
"Oh, you dropped a letter..."
Bum can't really explain what happened, and neither can I. You know the phrase 'dead-pan'? Well Eiii was more of a murdered-pot. There was literally no emotion in that face. In fact, you couldn't stare directly at it, because your stare would glance off it on to something else, like some subconcious reaction that feared you would get sucked into the abyss of that man's face.
"Uh, your Eiii?" "Yes, my name is Eiii." "Well uh here is a letter."
The mailman was already halfway down the block. Eiii didn't answer. Maybe he fell asleep. Bum couldn't tell. He just stared at other stuff, everything but Eiii. Suddenly,
"Goodbye."
And Eiii shut the door. Bum still had the letter in his hand, so he just dropped it on the mat. Bum peaked into the window, and saw that Godforsaken thing sitting on a chair watching TV. The TV was off of course. He was just sitting there being useless. Existing. It seemed pretty clear to Bum that this guy did not have a role. He'd a make great SK though. Then Bum drove past BC's house and knocked over his mailbox.
29) You are ~OpZ~ and you have the desire to post. What do you do?
a) Respond to every post one by one and get banned by Plexa for spamming a few dozen posts in a row. Ignore his five warnings because you still had to respond to the next 5 pages of posts before seeing the warnings.
b) Constantly edit every post against the rules instead of making another so you don't get banned for spamming.
c) vigi rol after he lynches a mafia. Why not?
d) Congratulations, you have brought into the elite town circle off of a faulty plan. Voraciously criticize anyone who says the town circle sucks. Don't worry about giving away the fact that you're a key tracker in it, make sure nobody can attack your holy circle without receiving a tongue lashing and a threat to be lynched.
e) Berate everyone who doesn't share your opinion as sheep.
EBWOP: ...YOU ARE COMPLACENT WITH QATOL giving you death AND KNOW YOU'RE INNOCENT?! Fucking sheep....-_-
If you are pro town, as Foolishness said, you should not die. Notice how Qatol's plans don't seem to offer his death? He can't just give us a plan and tell us to follow it, and THROW his OWN neck out there? Instead, he seems to be going for the two townies who picked compulsive vig?
You're also ignoring the fact we could No lynch and see whom the mafia member tries to target. Wittle our deaths down without adding to them.
No body consider that? Sure, I'll be left alive...
ACTUALLY, how about this...Let's no lynch and let the compulsive vig shoot me? =D We don't need to lynch. The compulsive vig can be our lynch.
I'll be happy to die by that method if we don't lynch and follow Qatol like sheep, if that becomes the case. But I nominate Qatol to be killed no matter what. And Citizen has been quiet as hell.
Back at me house. Thank you sheep. Follow Qatol to your death. Kill Qatol tonight, and sense I'm dead, I don't feel like going back and looking, but see how long it took citizen to jump on the scum lynches. I wouldn't say trust him too much because he's pretty good in his own right. (He's kinda a hot head.) I didn't wanna ride citizen earlier because I know I'm not scum, but you all kept accusing me. (Idk why Qatol is saying citizen is confirmed, but Qatol would be the wiser choice.) Also, I was one of the first to say vote for zona...Or maybe not necessarily Zona. Reanalyze Zona's post. see if he supports Qatol or citizen. I'm not doing detective work for Korynne's sheep ass.
On January 29 2010 02:32 Jugan wrote: So let me get this straight. You're basing your accusation of hyperbola on a short post that DrH made in attempt to look like he was analyzing and contributing? There are a multitude of better candidates at the moment than Keit and Hyperbola. You're just aggressively pointing fingers because you think you've got everything figured out, when in reality you're not looking at things objectively. You're just seeing what you want to see.
On February 01 2010 16:07 Jugan wrote: Your [the Mafia's] biggest mistake was leaving me alive. Bill also confided in me... You gave me enough time to convince meeples, hobbes, flamewheel, and several other people you were mafia. I brought it up to citi.zen too, but he wasn't too receptive to the idea at the time and accused me of being mafia (as I begun my work behind the scenes after you murdered Bill).
I knew exactly who Bill had confided in... your actions (via posts) were all too obvious to me: I could read right through them, given the information I held. I picked out most of your mafia too, but I didn't want to move too rashly in case you decided to off me
I had suspected Mystlord from the beginning, and I deduced that keit was mafia through the series of PM exchanges with him. I don't know if he told you about those or not. However, I was wrong in thinking tredmasta was mafia. I made 5 out of 7 correct guesses on the mafia. Well played
Was once not enough? Do it again in your next game!
On July 06 2010 21:18 Jugan wrote: Ahhh so I was right, i figured radfield was mafia along with roffles. It was pretty easy to fish it out of roffles, tbh
i had radfield pegged from the start, and i was pretty sure roffles was mafia before i got lynched. you should keep your posting consistent roffypie
Okay Jugan. Whatever you say. I like how you never mentioned my name or Radfield's as a DE. Alrighty.
One of the users is named sonofka, and underneath their username they have a board rank conqueror.
And because using the word conqueror would have been obvious, what do conquerors do?
siege.
I'm hoping next game we aren't expected to put ourselves on an FBI watch list just to find a mafia game lead lol.
-Pyrrhuloxia on Bloodyc0bbler's clues.
e) Ver tells you pregame to make him town because he has finals and doesn't have the time to be mafia. Okay. Qatol says the same thing, great. What to do? Hmm how about putting them as godfathers!
f) You decide to use code names to help the town identify the mafia members! Stargate seems like a good place to get code names! But those names are so hard to spell! No matter! Day 2: Anubus Camulous Chronus Yu
Day 3: Ameratsu Aphophis Aries Chronus Seth Yu
Day 4: Apophis Camulus Hathor Kali
Day 5: Anubus Amaterasu Camulus Hathor Kali
Day 6: Chronus Sokar
g) You are mafia and the game originally has hidden role counts. However, Foolishness suggested it be changed to open setup and Bill Murray obeyed him. In addition, he put "I am running this solely for foolishness" in the OP. What do you do? Revenge! Foolishness gets shot night 1.
h) Save the town from an SK leading them astray. Get shot by the vigilante. Thankfully, he was roleblocked by a medic. Lynch the traitor. Get shot by the vigilante. Luckily he was roleblocked again!
j) Smurf and act like a possessed Chezinu channeling 0cz3c. Spout so much nonsense that Pyrrhuloxia is convinced you are smurfing as him. Prove him right by slipping up on day 2.
On August 09 2010 14:09 BloodyC0bbler wrote: unvote ##vote bill murray
I may be but an honest scribe, so I do recall you doing the following pattern day 1. To my knowledge this is not favourable given your response and lack of factual evidence.
32) You are Decafchicken and are suspected of being mafia, again. Why?
a) A mafia is having a last supper before execution. This may or may not be an actual clue. Does it matter? He is also having coffee. What is DecafChicken's name again? Oh that's right, lynch Decaf.
b) The word coffee is in the day post. Lynch Decaf
c) The chicken ran across the road. Lynch Decaf.
d) There is a vague reference that may refer to a mafia eating possibly. Lynch Decaf.
*Funny note: Decaf was mafia each time but those weren't real clues.*
1- Pre-game create a convoluted plan that gives the mafia and serial killer who has exactly what role.
2- Proceed to get plan attacked by every good player not playing the game.
3- Game starts. No good players are in the game? Check. Okay going to push my plan.
4- What's that? Everyone good dissed it pre-game? Psht WHATEVA. Reveal all your roles to me!!
6- Don't follow your own plan. Almost get away with it until an insane townie picks the (extremely terrible) role at 2nd pick you assigned yourself and claims it!
b) You are cohosting a game with Node and want to stir some things up. Hmm, why not post in the thread that a major suspect in a complicated situation should check his PM's. All hell ensues.
d) Mafia want to roleblock the mayor night 3. Tell them it is against the rules. Fast forward to night 5. Mafia want to roleblock the mayor. Tell them you changed your mind and it's okay. Town loses their key bodyguard and mayor.
e) Tell the mafia the mayor is a medic because you thought he roleclaimed publically.
f) Did the mafia forget to send in their hits? Don't worry, you can do it for them! You already actively post in their forum, so why not? It's okay though, you clean up your act in the next game you host.
g) Advertise youself as a "proven scumhunter." Only lynch scum based upon the analysis and actions of others. Vigi hit an innocent.
34) You are Attackzerg. And what do Attackzergs do?
a) You do not like Ace and want to see him dead. But Ace is a broken veteran and is essentially invincible. So what? Get RebirthofLegend to suicide bomb him. He doesn't want to? WTF? The Mafia don't want him to? IMPOSSIBLE. Ragequit out of mafia chat. Immediately give yourself away in the thread when you were under no suspicion.
b) Your role in the mafia team is to put suspicion on ace. How do you do that? Blame Ace for not being a god and knowing who the mafia shoots.
On December 17 2008 05:15 Ace wrote: no one has to tell you anything. It's obvious as day I'm innocent.
You told me you were already protected, how the fuck are people supposed to know what to do when you tell them the wrong things.
Notice the two people you said to protect didn't die?
I am new to the game, but I'm not a stupid person. How come you got chaoser and scaramanga protected and then the mafia hit everybody else... that doesn't make sense.
On December 17 2008 06:14 Ace wrote: lynch attackzerg. No one can be this dumb.
And it IS obvious I'm innocent. If you'd stop being so concerned with trying to kill me and just THOUGHT logically for even a fraction of a second you'd realize I'm innocent. I'm not responding to you or chaoser's PMs because both of you are morons.
Dude fuck you. You fucking told me to protect the wrong person. I said from the very get go I needed help and chaoser was helping me and I was told not to trust you. Then from your actions in the thread I trusted you and contacted you, you told me what to do, (edited out an insult to an underserving person) I vote ace. I'm fucking over this game
Not working? Is Ace's circle gaining too much power over the town. No problem. Create another (entirely public) town circle on the merit that Ace sucks. Aww crap, you only have one willing member of your circle, a medic? That's okay, just add some mafia buddies to it so it looks legit, then shoot the medic. Make sure all members pour out anti-Ace rhetoric every post.
On December 19 2008 09:40 TruthBringer wrote: Killing attackzerg is still the way to go, because we want to kill a mafia for sure during the day and during the night. And the case against rebirthoflegend is underwhelming.
To shine a little more light upon rebirth, he was in the trust circle with Chaoser, Nevake, and AttackZerg. How do I know this? I was invited, but I declined because I didn't trust AttackZerg.
I think AttackZerg influenced the whole group to be very skeptical of Ace and that is why Rebirth was so anti-ace. Maybe Nevake can shed more light on what happened in that group, but I believe that AttackZerg was the only mafia there.
c) Ace is your Godfather and is under suspicion? Check. Tell the town two detectives claimed to you, on day 1 no less, that Ver is mafia. Nobody buys it? Don't worry, Suicide BombAdmiral Ackbar Ver day 1.
d) Ver is your Mole? Check.Suicide BombAdmiral Ackbar Ace day 1.
e) Note, you are already dead (having suicide bombed Ace):
On January 06 2009 12:38 AttackZerg wrote: From: RebirthOfLeGenD Subject: couldn't decide Date: 1/6/09 12:17 Which would fuck with the town more, if I said "lul" or confessed, I decided to go with lul. Reply
On January 06 2009 12:55 Caller wrote: NIGHT For some reason the voting machines were acting weird today. But the votes must be counted for the sake of democracy! RebirthofLegend and Kuja900 were marched to the platform. With last words of "lol" and "town sucks," respecitvely, RebirthofLegend received a rake in the ass which stuck all the way through into Kuja900 and then some. Hee hee. It's almost like mafia know exactly what's going on, some thought.
(notice the lack of a nocluearea)
*The vote riggers rigged the lynch for RoL to die*
On January 06 2009 14:09 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: .................................................................................................................................... I hate this fucking game.
AttackZerg, go kill yourself. Why the fuck do you insist on ruining mafia games? Your post just fucked the town even more, I am guessing both vote riggers acted today? Or can someone double shot their powers? Either way, no more AZ in mafia games. After the last 2 games being totally buttfucked, I really hope we have someone who runs a good mafia game.
a) Win your first game. Put your glorious 1-0 record in your profile. Start losing a lot of games. Quit updating and remove your record from your quote.
b) Congratulations, the thread reached 86 pages in the first day. Why? Because some people didn't like your idea, so you made them like it!
c) Get accused of not knowing about harry potter after someone didn't like the game you hosted. Shut them down, hard.
On December 23 2010 08:28 annul wrote:
On December 23 2010 08:22 orgolove wrote: ... Not sure how much you've read HP
im the president of quidditch at UF, my college's IQA team.
Ace and L are in fact the same person on two different accounts. think about it: neither tolerates any hint of stupidity, neither are afraid to flame, one is always trying to kill the other (so LAce doesn't have to log in and out using proxy servers and stuff), and both are mini-hitlers of the mafia forum.
b) I'o'no man, U surez ur tail be dift AFTa we piks da' pigz??!?
c) Totally off topic but did you guys know scientists figured out weed-derivatives makes you less anxious??? GENIUS, I wonder how they figured that one out...lol (they actually did a lot of testing and it's kinda exciting result but still...)
"CB1 cannabinoid receptors mediate anxiolytic effects: convergent genetic and pharmacological evidence with CB1-specific agents" - Posted in the voting thread.
d) You are a medic and you want to be part of a town circle too. You have two options, join a town circle with a vet, vigi, and DT who have successfully outted a mafia. Or, join the new group in town whose goal is to tell the first circle they suck. What do you do? Join the new guys naturally! Guess what, with you there are 4 people. The other three are just mafia!
e) You are a detective and you want the mayor dead. Cluecheck the Mayor. He comes up clean. Ah that's good enough anwyays. Post in the thread that you know the Mayor is dirty because a cluecheck came up red. Push for his lynch and ignore someone who figured out the mafia team. Town lynches 1 mafia out of 6 and loses.
f) Edit an old post of yours in the liquibet forum with every blue of the town circle listed in it. A dead mafia magically finds it by searching his name and tells his buddies. The town proceeds to lose every blue over the next 3 days.
g) Defend your claims of photoshopping PM's with a....picture!
i) Everything is good, you've made 60 posts in the first day, a vote, and you're a great contributing member of the town with fantastic logic like "Frankly, if somebody starts making sense, you should probably lynch him." But wait a moment, something isn't right here!
If you are not playing in the game, then stop pretending you are. That's, firstly, you, GENERALSTAN. If you're not even signed up, stfu. Law of the land.
That account was created on 2007-08-19 09:35:03 and had 417 posts.
Reason: You're an idiot. Will unban when the Mafia game's over.
j) Be the runner up in 3 lynches and under intense scrutiny for 150 pages in the thread. But in the end of a 44 person game, you are the sole survivor. Mafia wins!
k) The town has accused you of being mafia. You don't like that. What do you do? Bump them all down in the queue and put everyone close to death. The mafia activate an ability to flip the queue and everyone dies, mafia wins on day 2. How do you react? You laugh. Laugh, laugh some more, and taunt the town for going for you.
l) "My scumlist looks like a christmas tree getting smashed against a rainbow. I think you are like an ultraviolet ray bouncing off a particularly gaudy-looking ornament."
On August 10 2009 15:38 ReporterSmurf wrote: Very disturbing message from Smurfette:
From: Smurfette [ Profile | Buddy ] Subject: Re: Will you.. Date: 8/6/09 02:44 I have given this some more thought. Smurf cyber gogo?
----------------------------------------- Original Message: Will you marry me? I got you some flowers...
o) Figure out all 4 mafia day 2. Plant 2 bombs on them and die night 2, exploding both mafia. Never push mafia, or anyone for that matter, in the thread because you didn't think you were right.
a) "I'm the Jack and I rolechecked Ace. He's mafia." (You are actually the Village Idiot and Ace is the Godfather) Ace proceeds to resign midway through day 1 and Caller is forced to restart the game. GG no re.
LOLOL I remember that. I was on the mafia team and we were all like wtf....damn you RoL...
Here's the pic for it
Last edit: 2011-03-29 16:12:38
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
Coagulation United States. March 29 2011 14:48. Posts 7561
a) Win your first game. Put your glorious 1-0 record in your profile. Start losing a lot of games. Quit updating and remove your record from your quote.
lmfao
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Incognito United States. March 29 2011 14:58. Posts 2058
k) The town has accused you of being mafia. You don't like that. What do you do? Bump them all down in the queue and put everyone close to death. The mafia activate an ability to flip the queue and everyone dies, mafia wins on day 2. How do you react? You laugh. Laugh, laugh some more, and taunt the town for going for you.
This was me for like half an hour lol
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
Ver United States. March 29 2011 15:01. Posts 1881
On March 29 2011 14:54 Meapak_Ziphh wrote: How many games until you can get on here? Or do you just have to do something really wtf worthy?
Basically. I'm sure I've missed stuff; I have most of the games on here memorized but there are a few I haven't read and some I didnt' look at closely so I naturally didn't take anything from them and thus missed a lot I bet. I've asked for suggestions earlier and only pevergreen replied so too bad! Plus there are some people it just wouldn't work for. i,e notice how incognito isn't on there?
Feel free to suggest anything though and I'll update this in the future.
On March 29 2011 14:48 Coagulation wrote: yay! i made the list!
Edit* wait a minute your making fun of me.
lol you aren't the only one I assure you
Twitter- @VerInspired
BrownBear United States. March 29 2011 15:19. Posts 2702
you are a bastard ver. I have an internship to go to in like 3 hours and I tried going to sleep like 2 hours ago only to have Foolishness link me to this.
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Protactinium Canada. March 29 2011 15:56. Posts 550
On August 05 2010 08:24 BloodyC0bbler wrote: On July 24 2010 05:46 chaoser wrote: Here's the diagram I drew up of all possible ways everything could be:
Keep note of the bottom left box + caption beside it.
I laughed so hard at this picture you have no idea
Gotta have that yo. BC gets vigi-ed by tricode, but gets proctted by medic. I spend an hour making a MS paint. GG self.
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RebirthOfLeGenD USA. March 29 2011 16:16. Posts 5342
I never really understood the context of that paint picture chaoser. What exactly happened? You assumed BC/Tricode was a bullshit scenario where one had to be mafia. Was BC red in that game?
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Protactinium Canada. March 29 2011 16:24. Posts 550
On March 27 2011 15:19 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: Might as well do this tonight since I will probably get hit.
##Shoot Annul
On March 27 2011 15:34 annul wrote: okay.
my item is hot potato. 25% chance to blow up myself and anyone visiting me at night.
i have the option to detonate it early, killing myself and any night visitors.
since night vig probably resolves before the end of night, you're probably safe. but if not, then congratulations, you are dead.
incoming all item game PMs.
*Annul posts a page of PMs*
On March 27 2011 15:40 annul wrote: i have not made it to day 3 in the last six games i have played. i am really fucking tired of TL mafia.
On March 27 2011 15:50 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: LOL SHIT ANNUL REVERSE YOUR ACTION. I was bluffing trying to get a read off of you. I wasn't about to scroll through 50 pages of shit to try and get a read when I could fake a single event to get you. If you were mafia I knew you would go nuts and give yourself away because of your spammy nature, and I figured if you were town this would be an easy way to clear you since you would obviously be pissed and reveal yourself. I didn't expect me to go make food come back 10 minutes later and for you to have gone this far.
And Then...
(The only read kev has made yet)
On March 27 2011 15:42 kevconsim wrote: im going to make a read.
On March 27 2011 15:42 kevconsim wrote: I think Annul is/was town. Because he said gl town as he is dieng
On March 27 2011 15:43 annul wrote: no shit
On March 27 2011 15:43 kevconsim wrote: woah u dont need to be mean about it
That made me legit laugh out loud
Last edit: 2011-03-29 16:33:17
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