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| petered United States. May 07 2011 23:19. Posts 1004 | Profile # |
QQ Hall of Infamy:
Djagulingu is feeling unfairly blamed for his sin of being a jungler:
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Jungler doesn't gank a pushed lane -> HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE HIM!!!
Wukong feeds Singed -> Jungler's fault
Mid doesn't get ganks to his pushed lane -> Jungler's fault
Bad weather -> Jungler's fault
Mom screams at son to stop playing LoL and start studying -> Jungler's fault
You play WC3 and you're low on wood -> Jungler's fault
Blame the junglers guys, sure as hell it makes you feel pro
Making excuses, typical jungler. I thought wood was your specialty (heh heh).
Kipsate has a new friend that he is still getting use to:
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Dear LoL forum
Please take Shikyo back
Yours sincerly
Dota forum.
Aw, it is like a parent complaining about their two year old who is causing problems. You'll learn to love him Kipsate! I heard he likes it when you name threads after him. In a related note:
Shikyo was just temp banned for 1 week by heyoka.
That account was created on 2008-06-18 05:14:52 and had 18165 posts.
Reason: I'm not banning you for this specific post, but rather your entire history in this thread. Every time you make a post, ANY post, the whole thread gets derailed because you say things that are either misleading or blatantly wrong and then it becomes you against 10 other people trying to explain why it just doesn't work the way you think it does. You're constantly posting advice that makes no sense and then defending it when you clearly have no experience in it, which we often find out through looking at your game history.
Please just stop. Think through your posts in the future and stop posting nonsense. Listen to the thread when multiple people tell you what you're trying to advocate makes more sense. Actually contribute instead of talking just to talk.
Being a prat who doesn't listen and defends retarded shit.
Shikyo nooooooooooo. At least he didn't get banned for complaining about teammates in the general discussion thread. I think he is maturing.
little fancy is LoL's Martin Luther King junior
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The amount of racism on the EU-W servers is too damn high. Being German is a reason to be responsible for everything that doesn't go well.
...(some generic QQ)...
So in the end, the french premade starts a surrender vote after Wukong left resolving it 3:1. No wonder the french never did too well in history's wars. That morale is just beyond underground.
You are an icon for our generation, little fancy. Lead us to the promised land of racial equality. Being on the NA server I miss the days of getting random Brazilian premades. jajaja huehuehue.
Bladeorade is directing his anger at exactly the right person:
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Enki and his team seem to be having some trouble against bots:
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Just been playing coop vs AI games on my smurf to farm IP. Last game, trash Karthus disced all game, while the other idiots in game kept dying so they actually tried to surrender....how fucking retarded do you have to be to surrender against easy bots? Holy fuck...morons.
I understand losing against beginner bots. When you are learning the game you have to start somewhere. I am still trying to wrap my mind around the thought of actually surrendering to a machine, though. Have some dignity. I imagine the chat in Enki's game went something like this: Summoner1: WAVE TEH WHITE FLAG BOYS, WE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THEIR ROBOTIC SUPERIORITY. Summoner2: I, for one, accept our new robot overlords Summoner3: Annie bot OP (this is 100% true, actually) I fear LoL isn't doing its part to raise up the next John Connors.
The generally level-headed jcarlsoniv gives us a lesson in literary reductionism:
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ajlskdchnAZGdhashdfjklasgfasbjldfasgvjidhaskldfasidjASKLgdflasabdfjlkasbjkdasjkfhnasklchasjkvbfkasdhjkas
The Shikyo QQ thread has traditionally resorted to words strung together in the form of sentences to communicate our anger. jcarlsoniv has ditched such conventions in favor of a more primal outburst of anger. In the space of a single line of seemingly random letters, he has managed to communicate as much and more than the schmucks who post 500 word essays on the failings of their teammates (which no one else reads, lets me honest). What injustice has caused this anger? We don't know. Who is his anger directed towards? We don't know. Do these things really matter? Deep down in your heart you know they don't. We do, however, know the width and the depth of jcarlsoniv's anger. And let me tell you, internet, it is fierce. It is fierce indeed.
We have an interesting display of anger management from plasmidghost:
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Fuck the majority of LoL players. Four games in a row my team has been terrible and done nothing but bitch amongst each other. The last game they all decided to bitch at me for being bad because I was ganked twice (no mias ever called, the idiots). Sometimes, I just want to find my teammates and take a fucking chainsaw to their faces
I can't even have fun anymore, it's gotten this bad...
And now I've uninstalled the game. Good riddance.
I am a big proponent of releasing your rage verbally in a non destructive manner. I welcome a host of FUCKKITY FUCKS and rage poems and bitching. Even so, plasmidghost is going beyond healthy anger. Any time an activity you partake in during your free time spawns a desire to chainsaw another person's face, some sort of perspective is needed. Then, a mere 25 minutes later at 12:50 on August 10th, mr plasmidghost writes this:
Why can't people just enjoy the game and stop bitching? It would make it a much better experience. Sigh... I don't know what to do. I want to keep playing, but I am tired of dealing with the other players.
Oh the transformation! No longer does plasmid harbor desire for gruesome vengeance, he simply wishes people would stop bitching. No longer is he going to uninstall a game he has clearly spent a lot of time playing, instead he wants to keep playing. This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time. Look, we have a similar situation with TheKefka. At 6:13 he posts:
I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME;HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB TO GANK TOP AT MOTHERFUCKING 6:45 MINUTES INTO THE FUCKING GAME AGAINST A UYDR JUNGLE;WTF FDOY OU THINK IS GOIN TO HAPPEN TO YOUR FUCKIN BUFF FAGGOT.O MORGANA IS ROAMING AGAIN?*O NO FUCKINLEG SHIT BECAUSE I CANT GHOLED HER IN HER LANE WHEN I DONT HAVE MY FUCKIGN BIFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
And behold, after the Shikyo thread has worked its magic a minute later he posts:
ATLAAST KILL THE LANE YOUR GANKING AND THAN STEAL THIER BUFF AND NOT RACALL LIKE A MORON ACOMPLISHING APSOLUTELLY NOTHING
....not everyone can be helped.
From little germany:
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They die several times typing while they wish each other a painful and miserable death and 4th pick even promises to pray to satan in a dark ritual right after the game so that he might revive Hitler to gas his team.
I am intensely curious as to why this individual thought it necessary to revive hitler to do the gassing. If you are already praying to the most evil being and convincing him to enact your will, why not cut out the middle man and just have satan himself do the gassing? It is questions like this that keep me up at night.
The ever hopeful aRyuujin:
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I just wish I had some reason to post in the LoCicero memorial
petered's comments: This is why we play. Getting wins is merely a byproduct of the process of becoming greatness. The LoCi thread is everything we hope to be. Of course you could just read it and realize that half the posts are: I won with champion Y, my score was 2X-X-1.5X. Feels good man.
In response to VirgilSC2's hesitancy towards hitting 30 and playing ranked petered posted this:
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And yet we continue playing, don't we?
We are all like Sisyphus, carrying our boulders (teammates) uphill for eternity. There is anguish in our toil and the inevitability of the boulder's descent to the bottom of the hill. Yet great satisfaction in making it to the top (check the Locicero thread).
petered's comments: "Is it vain to quote yourself? Yes. Get over it." - petered
From Gaslo
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Privi: with 0 kill and 11 deaths i give no meney
Privi: so i was not the problem
Our 0/11 soraka, when someone complained that she lost us the game. Dat logic.
petered's comments: When I was first learning to drive, I accidentally backed into my grandparents car when driving to school. My grandpa later told me, "Well the car is already damaged so you might as well get out there and get some more practice backing out of the driveway." I see this soraka is wise beyond her years.
eits says
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the fucking reading comprehension in the LoL communinity is absolutely atrocious, everyone is fucking retarded.
petered's comments: I completely agree that the tribunal system sucks and we should revert to the old jungle. We need to stand together as a united communinity. Well put eits.
Per Slaughter
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Twitch "I won't take smite so they won't know im jungling"
petered's comments: Other brilliant ideas this twitch has had: - I won't buy wards as Sona so they won't know I am the support - I won't buy AD on vayne so they won't know I'm the AD carry - I won't buy armor on rammus so they won't know I am the tank A new meta is taking the LoL scene by storm.
From the prophetically named BeFree (e.g. from QQ)
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The irrational, simple-minded players who will so foolishly whine and cry about their teammates like stupid children will always annoy me infinitely more than those players who make mistakes in games. The mistakes of players in the game are not important. Usually they just come down to the player's lack of effort and ignorance on the video game. Not really a problem and it doesn't really say much about them or their intelligence in general.
petered's comments: QQ about QQers is still QQ bro. Besides, you take the high road now but we all know you are going to get some hotshot singed going 0-8 in the first 5 minutes of the game and then you will be down here in the slime with the rest of us. Check out the rest of his intellectual rant (crying) on page 63. (the singed story is from my last game, QQ)
Courtesy of 0123456789 (seems to be called numbers by many in LoL threads)
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I need this thread right now
Playing this game makes me mad or sad
and I am not calm, so I don't play so well
When I am calm, I do well
but it's hard to be calm
petered's comments: QQ manifests itself in many forms on the internet. CAPS LOCK rage, sputtering indignation, or in the case of our brave numbers, poetic melancholy. Yes, suffering inspires the most beautiful artwork. Let us hope that we can all be so productive in the time of our despair.
The interestingly named iGrok (fan of Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land, I suppose) gives us this gem.
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playing with a friend today who just got LoL, his second game ever, so naturally i'm in a game with a large noob quotient. The other players on this team are all terrible, and one (Maokai) delights in telling me its his first game ever. First thing he does is bumrush their tower. Before minions even get there. QQ Why don't people play the tutorial before playing a damn game? IT FUCKING TELLS YOU DON'T BUMRUSH TOWERS
petered's comments: Real QQ about < level 30 teammates is silly in general, but this one made me nostalgic for the days when I was just learning LoL. I would pick heimer and just keep setting turrets closer and closer to their tower until the tower was shooting me and I would die. Also I died to every gank ever but it didn't occur to me until level 15 or so that I shouldn't auto attack and spam abilities in lane. Also funny is that I saw a tournament game where someone did this exact thing (bumrush tower with no one there) in order to get free damage on tower. Maybe this noob was in fact a visionary?
From longtime TL LoL poster, Southlight:
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The fuck, jungle GP is still ridiculously strong. Man, this QQ thread is more like the "look at me complain and actually embarrass myself" thread. How can you complain about hands down the most ridiculously OP char in the game at the moment jungling with his free frozen mallet passive and say he has no gank potential?
petered's comments: Southlight is kinda like that teacher you had in middle school. You give perfectly legitimate reasons for not getting your homework done and he tells you to try harder and do better next time.
Original Post:
Teammates are at the same time one of the best and one of the worst parts of LoL.
Teammates add strategy, communication, and community. MOBA's probably wouldn't be that much fun if it was a single player game.
Teammates also dc, moan and whine, lose you the game, and generally work their hardest to convince you that most people are straight up stupid.
As much fun as LoL is, you can't play any significant number of games without raging at your teammates. After the game is over, most of us have a burning need for someone else to see our side. To realize just how bad those teammates were. Posting your stories are a form of therapy, a balm to the anger that builds up inside of you.
Posting your grievances on the general forum, however, is looked down upon. We've seen it all, seen worse in fact. We don't care that your level 10 friends are bad and they have horrible builds, probably because they are level 10 and what did you expect?
One brave soul, though, chooses to disregard the social norm. Immune to our derision, he courageously to lets know how bad those noobs were time and time again. I expect that Shikyo is a well adjusted person IRL, since he has a release for his LoL anger that so many of us hold inside to try to be popular on teh internet.
I wish for all of us to have such a place for emotional soothing. I invite you to post it all here. In this oasis, you are actually encouraged to let it all out, not ridiculed. Let us hear your stories.
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| | This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time. |
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| -Kato- Spain. May 07 2011 23:24. Posts 702 | Profile # |
| This topic will soon have more pages than the General Discussion one. |
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| GeneralStan United States. May 08 2011 00:04. Posts 2889 | Profile Blog # |
| The other day, I'm playing with a Rammus who goes 1-10-2 (the one kill was a ks from me with tremors). I'm 1v1ing Brand near Baron and he fires pyroclasm. I flash away and I'm going to escape fine, but Rammus comes derping up to me and gets close enough to bounce it off me. I try to run away, but this herping waste of breath WALKS NEXT TO ME IN THE SAME DIRECTION, and Pyroclasm bounces off him again and I die. Not only was he a useless waste of space as a teammate, but his one contribution to this situation is to get me killed. <sigh> |
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| Shikyo Finland. May 08 2011 00:38. Posts 20124 | Profile Blog # |
| and I finally have a thread named after me ! |
| | "I shall wait for you in death's halls, my Love (love love love love~)" |
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| randomKo_Orean Korea (South). May 08 2011 00:41. Posts 3552 | Profile Blog # |
On May 08 2011 00:38 Shikyo wrote:
and I finally have a thread named after me !
It's not entirely flattering because half the US hates you.
And you don't play on US server. |
| | BioBalls, Thors, Void Rays, Collusus, Banelings, Queens - they can all lick my balls. BW4EVER |
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| BouBou.865 Netherlands. May 08 2011 01:28. Posts 603 | Profile # |
Why can't we just use the 'official' league of legends boards for nonsensical QQ? That's what they are intended for. I feel that tolerance of whining breeds more whining, not less.
The community isn't exactly stoic right now, makes no sense on enforce this. |
| | Playing League of Legends. IGN: Plain Skill |
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| dnastyx United States. May 08 2011 02:06. Posts 1442 | Profile Blog # |
On May 08 2011 00:41 randomKo_Orean wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 08 2011 00:38 Shikyo wrote:
and I finally have a thread named after me !
It's not entirely flattering because half the US hates you. And you don't play on US server.
From what I hear, EU LiquidParty isn't too fond of him either. :| |
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| Haemonculus United States. May 08 2011 02:07. Posts 6046 | Profile Blog # |
Hahaha how appropriate that this thread pops up just now lol.
First pick in a ranked game. A teammate asks for shen, claiming to be pro with him. I ask for ww in return. Champ selection is over, and the chump doesn't have shen. Cooool beans never played shen before in my life.
Mid game we win a teamfight in their jungle. One of us dead, 3 of them dead. With bot and mid lane both down to inhib towers, we hurry to push a lane and grab an inhib. Except for that same player, using ww, who decides to run off and solo baron. We almost get an inhib before their team respawns. We're forced to retreat, and enemy chases. WW dies to baron, and enemy team swings by and grabs a 1/2 hp baron while we're forced to b and heal. Coooool shit.
Had we just stuck together we could have gotten an inhib, probably 2, and then gotten baron with you know, all 5 of us. Fffffffffff |
| | Tell me I'm a fool with my feet off the ground! The way that I see it, it's the other way around! Say that I'm a dreamer who's walking on air! Might as well be water, why should I care! |
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| Tooplark United States. May 08 2011 02:07. Posts 1727 | Profile # |
| We already had a TL too heavy thread, in no small part because of my efforts. It feels more sporting to rage at TLers than randoms. We all know randoms are bad. |
| | WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW |
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| Two_DoWn United States. May 08 2011 02:09. Posts 7269 | Profile Blog # |
| But shikyo's randos are worse |
| | Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war~ |
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| BouBou.865 Netherlands. May 08 2011 02:28. Posts 603 | Profile # |
On May 08 2011 02:09 Two_DoWn wrote:
But shikyo's randos are worse
Shikyo is 1300 ELO, he is in no position to comment on the ability of his teammates. |
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| Haemonculus United States. May 08 2011 02:46. Posts 6046 | Profile Blog # |
OH MY GOD GETTING TROLLED BY A TWITCH RIGHT NOW.
Comes to gank, pings enemies, waits for us to engage, then runs away fast as he can.
FUCK THIS GAME HOLTYSHIT
edit: fffff sits stealth afk at towers while they're getting pushed and yells at us in korean... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
edit2: OH GOD HE'S ON OUR TEAM AGAIN FFFFF
edit3: sigh so he picks zil this game, and afk's in top lanes bushes sapping exp. Doesn't bomb, doesn't speed ally, runs away when enemy gets close. Never uses a skill. Causes our top lane to leave game. 3v5.
Two games in a row lost by one troll... zzzzzzLast edit: 2011-05-08 03:22:33 |
| | Tell me I'm a fool with my feet off the ground! The way that I see it, it's the other way around! Say that I'm a dreamer who's walking on air! Might as well be water, why should I care! |
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| Shikyo Finland. May 08 2011 03:47. Posts 20124 | Profile Blog # |
On May 08 2011 00:41 randomKo_Orean wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 08 2011 00:38 Shikyo wrote:
and I finally have a thread named after me !
It's not entirely flattering because half the US hates you. And you don't play on US server.
half? Wow that's disappointing. =( |
| | "I shall wait for you in death's halls, my Love (love love love love~)" |
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| HazMat United States. May 08 2011 03:49. Posts 9197 | Profile Blog # |
SO I WAS LIKE 2-0 AS MID BUT THEN MY TEAM FED. HOW WE LOSE IF I GET 2 KILLS MID?
FUCKING TROLLS |
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| petered United States. May 08 2011 04:26. Posts 1004 | Profile # |
I for real didn't make this thread to make fun of Shikyo. Everyone gives him a hard time for complaining about noobs, but there are definitely times when you just need to complain.
Time to contribute to my own thread with the original inspiration. In my most recent ranked game (I'm 1200 elo keep in mind) my teammates builds were as follows:
Urgot - rush Aegis
Vlad - rush Warmogs
Kass - stack Kage's picks
Sion - dorans ring + sheen + chain vest
Urgot gets crushed mid by the other teams Ashe and sion feeds even though he is the only one with a build that makes sense. |
| | This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time. |
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| barbsq United States. May 08 2011 05:31. Posts 3039 | Profile # |
| l0l @ urgot losing to ashe, regardless of items |
| | Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ |
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| unichan United States. May 08 2011 05:42. Posts 2989 | Profile Blog # |
Omg my dumb duo partner didn't keep me awake last night when we were duoing. He would stop talking to me on skype even though I told him to make sure not to stfu. It's pretty easy to fall asleep when you're tired as fuck and playing janna (TOO BORING ROFL) so I actually did fall asleep several times so I would be standing in random places and they would kill me (duh) so I went 1-10 janna and lost us the game
not my fault though, stupid duo q partner no keep me awake
also we won against a troll duo q (free win feelz nice u know) then next game they were ON OUR TEAM rofl GGGGGG
k complain over |
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| spinesheath Germany. May 08 2011 06:11. Posts 5149 | Profile Blog # |
Good to have this thread.
1813 elo, I am 3rd pick and go for Janna as usual.
My team: Jax, Kennen, Janna, Shaco, Irelia
Enemy team: Vlad, Amumu, Jarvan, Ashe, Alistar
Kennen went for AD. Jax, Kennen and Irelia fed hard. I think I was the only one to ever go positive in K-D. And that was from towerdiving enemies that would have gotten away with 10 HP.
My team would ALWAYS get caught despite me placing 4 wards on the map at any given point of time, plus pinging every single time Alistar or Amumu showed up. I can only remember a singe gank that we couldn't see before it happened, and that was only because my CV was down and I was about to go there and ward it. |
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| rwrzr United States. May 08 2011 07:12. Posts 1156 | Profile # |
On May 08 2011 02:06 dnastyx wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 08 2011 00:41 randomKo_Orean wrote:
On May 08 2011 00:38 Shikyo wrote:
and I finally have a thread named after me !
It's not entirely flattering because half the US hates you. And you don't play on US server.
From what I hear, EU LiquidParty isn't too fond of him either. :|
Life gives you a present and then kicks you in the balls |
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 0123456789 United States. May 08 2011 09:59. Posts 1847 | Profile Blog # |
| Every game I play, I keep getting these errors that pop up on my screen, and stop me from doing shit. Then I have to restart and shit. It's like play for 2 minutes, error, die. Restart, go to lane, error, freeze, die, restart, go do something for 2 minutes, error, freeze, die. Like wtf, not like 3 fps isn't enough of a handicap. Last edit: 2011-05-08 10:00:10 |
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