On June 22 2012 05:10 Shikyo wrote: Support janna.
Piece of shit's completely useless, all she can do is let her carry afk farm for 40 minutes and even that she does poorly and you are guaranteed to have less minions than the opponent AD carry because Janna can't do shit.
I think I'll dodge every janna from now on.
Whaaaaaaaaat
Not sure troll or serious, lol.
Note it's at the terrible elo
You'll lose every lane with support janna until I dunno, maybe 1800s or so. (Assuming all else equal)
Last edit: 2012-06-24 20:50:26
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Don't queue dodge troll team comps, trust me. If you guys have like 3 top I can GUARANTEE your opponents will all stay in lanes normally, their top will feed unaided 1v3 and their team will break up from the rage. The key to soloqueue is rage and nothing incites rage like a troll team comp getting a kill.
And from the Janna side of things, NO I DID NOT SAVE THEIR CARRY!!! if you just nuked the Riven that I ulted into you guys while knocking her team back we get to 5v4. But no, must charge the AD carry to the exclusion of all else. Never mind I knocked her away, cutting her DPS in the teamfight and giving you a free Riven, no all I did was "save" the AD carry from your dumb ass. Never mind she's now cutting up our AD carry, ours aren't important, only theirs matter.
Remember guys, don't shoot tanks. Tanks are totally irrelevent, there are all those guys in queue who are like "I go tank" and pick malphite support or "gg no tank". Yet the only thing that matters is the AD carry, should have 5x AD carry, unstoppable team.
Only the weak link is strong enough to break the chain.
schmutttt Australia. June 24 2012 23:50. Posts 1580
On June 22 2012 05:10 Shikyo wrote: Support janna.
Piece of shit's completely useless, all she can do is let her carry afk farm for 40 minutes and even that she does poorly and you are guaranteed to have less minions than the opponent AD carry because Janna can't do shit.
I think I'll dodge every janna from now on.
Whaaaaaaaaat
Not sure troll or serious, lol.
Note it's at the terrible elo
You'll lose every lane with support janna until I dunno, maybe 1800s or so. (Assuming all else equal)
Come play with me Shikyo, 70% Janna right here :3 .
I pick Pantheon into Renekton, because I usually win the matchup. Our Ryze in Champ select says "GG, pantheon gets raped by Renekton, we lose."
Yeah okay buddy... I'm alright with teammates being grossly under educated about lane matchups.
Fast forward 40 minutes I'm a 13/3/10 with 297 CS to Renekton's 2/11/4 and 123 CS. Ryze however is 1/9/1 with 170 CS to his lane opponent Ziggs' 20/8/2 342 CS. Alright, I'm okay with my allies feeding.
Ryze says in all chat "yeah, I knew we lost this game the moment our top picked Panth, such a garbage champion." I'm sorry son... this is where you cross the line. When we lose mostly because you hardfed your lane (Ziggs at one point killed our Amumu in like two seconds through his Rylais/FoN with DFG->Q->R) then try to blame it on me... Thats some kind of nerve right there. Especially when the enemy jungler spent all game top after I FB'd Renekton.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
cascades Singapore. June 25 2012 04:31. Posts 4365
4 out of 5 people are very communicative in pre game chat - except for last pick. I am 4th pick.
We need to get jungle + top. In the remaining 30 seconds for the picks I say:
"im not that good at top can u go?" *no answer* "sup brah?" *no answer* "well I take jungle then"
5 seconds before time runs out he says "i cant top no way" and picks jungle, too. GG team comp fucked up, we lose because Nocturne top lane is not the strongest.
Fuck this bastard! Losing a game that way is even worse than yelling "mid or feed" and going 0/10.
"I decided that we lost so I make sure to stand in front of all 5 and stay still so I can get killed immediatly and give them the inhib and the game." Fucking moron of a kid. Annie rushing into 4 of them after I sacrificed myself to kill their fed MF, all she has to do is stay back and Tibbers Morde so Hecarim and Vayne can burst him, and all of they potential for damage is gone. Nop, she just runs for somebody out of reach anyway, and doesn't even try to cast anything once the ccs end to make her death useful.
Dude doesn't want to support so "Hey Vayne you're 1v2 against Taric and MF, have fun".
As a (more-or-less) salaryman, I think I'm now going to be fed up with school holidays even more than when I myself was still a student.
"This build should be called the Neutron Bomb build - you can win by taking out all the people but leaving all the structures standing." - somebody about iEchoic's 2fac/2port (www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=189624)
Sufficiency Canada. June 25 2012 07:35. Posts 7272
On June 25 2012 07:26 Alaric wrote: "I decided that we lost so I make sure to stand in front of all 5 and stay still so I can get killed immediatly and give them the inhib and the game." Fucking moron of a kid. Annie rushing into 4 of them after I sacrificed myself to kill their fed MF, all she has to do is stay back and Tibbers Morde so Hecarim and Vayne can burst him, and all of they potential for damage is gone. Nop, she just runs for somebody out of reach anyway, and doesn't even try to cast anything once the ccs end to make her death useful.
Dude doesn't want to support so "Hey Vayne you're 1v2 against Taric and MF, have fun".
As a (more-or-less) salaryman, I think I'm now going to be fed up with school holidays even more than when I myself was still a student.
It was a ranked game. The parts between quotation marks are my rendition of their behaviour rather than stuff they actually said (the chatlog could be summarized to "you troll twitch, I record I report you - my score is better than yours - You'll flame in post-game chat. Type less, play more please.").
"This build should be called the Neutron Bomb build - you can win by taking out all the people but leaving all the structures standing." - somebody about iEchoic's 2fac/2port (www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=189624)
MooMooMugi United States. June 25 2012 10:50. Posts 4459
I remember why I don't soloQ normals on my level19 smurf. My normal ELO high enough there I get matched with and against mostly smurfs as well, but the games are f***ing horrible. At least in Ranked SoloQ you just get whiners and AFKers, but in these low level normal games I get people who threaten to murder your entire family and claim you're missing chromosomes for going jungle Yi.
LOL
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SFXStrobe United Kingdom. June 26 2012 01:18. Posts 33
Every game, and i mean every game for the last 20 games ive had someone fuck the game up totally. Just a few are:- lvl 1 towerdiving volibear, 30min in , 54 cs graves, ap ez mid, builds 4 dorans blades, top lane kayle doesnt level q, jungle annie w/o smite, bot lane duo of ali and wukong, both ap, ap caitlyn......,
Why does it seem im always with the people who just mess around, never against them. My elo has gone down 400 in 2 days. Is it just easier to do a fresh account now, cos i think im so low it will always be this bad now. I try and carry as much as possible, im a good jungler and a really good support taric, but i cant carry a bot lane who just chases people all the time, even when river is warded and nocturne is standing there at lvl 6
On June 26 2012 01:18 SFXStrobe wrote: Ok i've hit the point where i have to post here.
Every game, and i mean every game for the last 20 games ive had someone fuck the game up totally. Just a few are:- lvl 1 towerdiving volibear, 30min in , 54 cs graves, ap ez mid, builds 4 dorans blades, top lane kayle doesnt level q, jungle annie w/o smite, bot lane duo of ali and wukong, both ap, ap caitlyn......,
Why does it seem im always with the people who just mess around, never against them. My elo has gone down 400 in 2 days. Is it just easier to do a fresh account now, cos i think im so low it will always be this bad now. I try and carry as much as possible, im a good jungler and a really good support taric, but i cant carry a bot lane who just chases people all the time, even when river is warded and nocturne is standing there at lvl 6
Had the same feeling when i went down from 1350 to 1070 with loss after loss but don't worry... you'll come back. I'm now on a 7 win streak, so no matter how dark it looks, there is light at the end of the tunnel
"Remember kids, the 3 most important things for becoming a good player: Micro, Macro and always take your Dailies!" - Rastaban
SFXStrobe United Kingdom. June 26 2012 05:49. Posts 33
On June 26 2012 01:18 SFXStrobe wrote: Ok i've hit the point where i have to post here.
Every game, and i mean every game for the last 20 games ive had someone fuck the game up totally. Just a few are:- lvl 1 towerdiving volibear, 30min in , 54 cs graves, ap ez mid, builds 4 dorans blades, top lane kayle doesnt level q, jungle annie w/o smite, bot lane duo of ali and wukong, both ap, ap caitlyn......,
Why does it seem im always with the people who just mess around, never against them. My elo has gone down 400 in 2 days. Is it just easier to do a fresh account now, cos i think im so low it will always be this bad now. I try and carry as much as possible, im a good jungler and a really good support taric, but i cant carry a bot lane who just chases people all the time, even when river is warded and nocturne is standing there at lvl 6
Had the same feeling when i went down from 1350 to 1070 with loss after loss but don't worry... you'll come back. I'm now on a 7 win streak, so no matter how dark it looks, there is light at the end of the tunnel
Meh... i just don't get the mentality of some people, i even get blamed when i play support for mid losing lane, i mean wtf. With boosts i could be 30 in a week and start new, cos at this rate i think ill end up at 0 elo..
Dandel Ion Austria. June 26 2012 06:15. Posts 5714
On June 25 2012 03:29 iCanada wrote: Fast forward 40 minutes I'm a 13/3/10 with 297 CS to Renekton's 2/11/4 and 123 CS. Ryze however is 1/9/1 with 170 CS to his lane opponent Ziggs' 20/8/2 342 CS. Alright, I'm okay with my allies feeding.
How do people remember these numbers so specifically...? O_o
Pleassssssssssse someone explain to me how Jax isn't broken. No really. I'm maokai jungle, shut him down early. He's in lane with irelia and they end up going even. My mid and bot lanes win handily and I do fairly better then their jungle skarner. Fast forward to midgame team fights, jax doesn't even have his triforce yet and he wrecks. FF to late game and there is literally nothing you can do to stop him. TF/PD/GA jax... wat do? He's ungankable early, excells midgame, and is a late game monster. Without jungler help early he trades well top. What are the drawbacks? So frustrating that a jax can literally carry his other 4 teammates.
On June 25 2012 03:29 iCanada wrote: Fast forward 40 minutes I'm a 13/3/10 with 297 CS to Renekton's 2/11/4 and 123 CS. Ryze however is 1/9/1 with 170 CS to his lane opponent Ziggs' 20/8/2 342 CS. Alright, I'm okay with my allies feeding.
How do people remember these numbers so specifically...? O_o
They do not. Approximation, with a bit of bias in favour of themselves and negative bias when it comes to teammates in this case.
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