 M2 Bulgaria. January 18 2005 03:39. Posts 1509 | Profile |
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me. |
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LOLLLL I LAUGH'D SO HARD AT UR 60 IQ COMMENT PLEASE KILL URSELF STONE AGE NOOB. |
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| this really was quite a hilarious post. |
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 travis United States. July 20 2005 03:23. Posts 11870 | Profile Blog |
oh
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this was like the funniest thing ive ever read |
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 PuertoRican United States. July 20 2005 16:22. Posts 5709 | Profile |
| euro's are weird as fuck. |
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 Klogon US of A. July 20 2005 17:33. Posts 12460 | Profile Blog |
| I can't believe I missed that thread. |
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 OuT[GG] Canada. November 02 2005 14:43. Posts 116 | Profile |
| rofl man , thats sooooo funny |
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 Live2Win  Korea (South). November 02 2005 20:35. Posts 6057 | Profile Blog |
| HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF! |
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 Locked United States. November 13 2005 18:21. Posts 4005 | Profile |
easily one of my favorite posts
its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg
and he even said it was true in another thread
wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles |
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 Hot_Bid Braavos. December 01 2005 14:40. Posts 23140 | Profile Blog |
M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards
hahaha |
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 cuteFayth Canada. February 13 2006 11:48. Posts 1032 | Profile |
| Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t |
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| gestasi Germany. February 13 2006 12:16. Posts 90 | Profile | |
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| Not_Banned United States. February 13 2006 12:30. Posts 158 | Profile |
| This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao |
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 Dinnin[pG] China. February 13 2006 15:19. Posts 70 | Profile |
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
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| Life_withoutblue United States. February 16 2006 00:01. Posts 12 | Profile |
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| Hot_Bid Braavos. February 16 2006 09:03. Posts 23140 | Profile Blog |
| good advice! maybe you can build him a time machine to go back to january 2005 |
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