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She cheats on me!OMG!!

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  M2   Bulgaria. January 18 2005 03:39. Posts 1509Profile 
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
For every beautiful woman out there, there is always a man behind them who is sick of all their bullshit!!
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  ToKoreaWithLove   Norway. January 18 2005 03:41. Posts 7865Profile Blog 
wtf you are sick man!
Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather. | Land of the free?
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  Rekrul   San Diego. January 18 2005 05:50. Posts 13246Profile Blog 
LOL
no gamble no future
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  Liquid`Drone   Norway. January 18 2005 11:50. Posts 17247Profile 
hahahahaha
LOLLLL I LAUGH'D SO HARD AT UR 60 IQ COMMENT PLEASE KILL URSELF STONE AGE NOOB.
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  Manifesto7   Osaka. January 18 2005 13:46. Posts 17727Profile Blog 
this really was quite a hilarious post.
Fuck that. Terran is the race of big dicked Vikings who rampage across the galaxies in huge battleships, rip up the ground with artillery spawned from the forges of hell, and send waves of valiant warriors to fight the freaks of science.
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  travis   United States. July 20 2005 03:23. Posts 11870Profile Blog 
oh
my
god



this was like the funniest thing ive ever read
Life will soon have passed you by. Don't take for granted the beauty that is all around you in each and every moment.
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  PuertoRican   United States. July 20 2005 16:22. Posts 5709Profile 
euro's are weird as fuck.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
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  Klogon   US of A. July 20 2005 17:33. Posts 12460Profile Blog 
I can't believe I missed that thread.
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  OuT[GG]   Canada. November 02 2005 14:43. Posts 116Profile 
rofl man , thats sooooo funny
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  Live2Win  *   Korea (South). November 02 2005 20:35. Posts 6057Profile Blog 
HOLY GRAND MOTHER OF WTF!
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
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  Locked   United States. November 13 2005 18:21. Posts 4005Profile 
easily one of my favorite posts

its one of the like ~5 on this site that make me laugh every single fucking time i read it omg

and he even said it was true in another thread

wtf when was this opened anyway, originally it was closed after the first reply, guess it must be because its in the articles
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
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  Hot_Bid   Braavos. December 01 2005 14:40. Posts 23140Profile Blog 
M2 is seriously the coolest guy ever to be able to joke about this afterwards

hahaha
Remember Shinhan3 • Coach Cho's kids are still hungry. But not for food. • (–_–)
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  ssj5   Afghanistan. January 13 2006 18:00. Posts 10Profile 
What a crack up
You guys crack me up
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  cuteFayth   Canada. February 13 2006 11:48. Posts 1032Profile 
Gotta bring this back, too funny t.t
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  gestasi   Germany. February 13 2006 12:16. Posts 90Profile 
I cannot believe it
There are 10 kind of people: Those who understand binary and those who do not.
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  Not_Banned   United States. February 13 2006 12:30. Posts 158Profile 
This owns FakeSteve's MSPaint lmfao
Hot_Bid + FakeSteve[TPR] = Orgasm
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  Xd2   Peru. February 13 2006 14:01. Posts 77Profile 
did the dog use condoms?
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  Dinnin[pG]   China. February 13 2006 15:19. Posts 70Profile 
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.


OMG ROFLMAO
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  Life_withoutblue   United States. February 16 2006 00:01. Posts 12Profile 
Post Deleted by User.
Last edit: 2006-02-23 19:32:56
What do you care about what other people think? - Richard P. Feynman
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  Hot_Bid   Braavos. February 16 2006 09:03. Posts 23140Profile Blog 
good advice! maybe you can build him a time machine to go back to january 2005
Remember Shinhan3 • Coach Cho's kids are still hungry. But not for food. • (–_–)
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