Fuck me for not having the emotional capacity to play terran or be a fan of terran players. Why do I always have to support fucking underdogs like the puny, crappy protoss race? What is this masochism within me that I can't just choose the OP race and then sneer at everyone else and say 'nothing wrong with the game, L2P noob etc' while abusing tosses with 1-1-1 over and over again on ladder. What an idiot I am that I cause so suffering for myself by wanting anyone but a terran to win a final. Why am I so fucked in the head that I can't just root for the terran players and be stoked when they sweep MLG and GSL and IEM? What an idiot.
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KSMB United States. September 22 2011 03:09. Posts 100
Seriously, fucking terran with your ability to shred everything with marines and marauders or have two amazingly strong all in attacks in one game. You actually make me feel sorry for the fucking protoss, who apparently can't win despite their ridiculously good units. Bastards. Terran needs to be nerfed, protoss does not need a buff.
Nammflow United States. September 22 2011 14:17. Posts 35
So sick of 1:1:1. I'm sick of watching it, I'm sick of playing against it, and I'm sick of the rediculous amount of holes in protoss openings. So fucking lame going into a game, seeing 1:1:1 and not being able to even produce enough units to defend. If you scout a strategy there should be a way to defeat it, but not the 1;1:1! Can't kill that shit -.-
Alabasern United States. September 22 2011 15:36. Posts 3063
I'm so fucking afraid of fucking up at work. I just want to be happy and life is so fucking boring. I don't love my family and only my wife makes me happy. I don't know what to do with myself while i'm not working and the only thing I want to do at work is leave. I hate how I can't talk about my job to ANYONE it's bullshit. I feel like i'm falling through the cracks. The only way to get anywhere is to ask more questions but asking questions makes you look stupid. And why does everyone bitch about integrity and then not have any of it. What the fuck. God dammit I joined the military to get our of a bad situation and am now stuck in one.
DAMMIT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A D3BETAKEY YET!
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BigBadBeaver Canada. September 23 2011 16:28. Posts 271
Roommates friends keep using my bathroom when they coming over because my roommate is a pig and it's been pissing me off. I kept hinting that I don't want people to use it, but they still keep doing it so I finally just straight up said it and got an asshole-ish look in return. I'm going to start fucking locking it or something if people continue to use it. The way I see it, my guests use my washroom, my roommates guests use his washroom. Originally my dad (our landlord) said all guests use my roommates washroom as the public washroom, but I'm fine with my guests using mine. Ugh @_@
Other related roommate annoyance: My roommate brings friends over and they stay here for multiple days, even when my roommate goes to work. For fucks sake, he doesn't LIVE here. I'm not feeding him either. Go home already you fucking bastard.
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.Mystic Canada. September 25 2011 16:13. Posts 483
Fucking white cunts on north america server on sc2. Piece of dumb faggots with there stupid all ins and attacks. Like fuck you go over the replay and wat they did made no fkin sense. For real and this is GM level. I play on Korea and ok u see what they did, their cheese makes sense. There are steps u can spot it for. But fkin dumb america, do the fkin all in the wrong way but no starcraft 2 is a volatile piece of shit game and it works. Fkin dumb faggots go out date a girl and maybe then ur head will be on straight. These dumb mother fucking piece of trash faggots. I need to learn how to play so u nvr lose to faggots
itkovian United States. September 25 2011 17:35. Posts 1620
I WANT TO GRAB MY 26 CM LONG AND ROUGH COCK INTO THE ASS OF EACH AND EVERY MEMBER ON THE BLIZZARD BALANCE TEAM. WHEN I FINISH I'M GOING TO TAPE THEIR FUCKING ASSHOLES SO THAT MY CUM DOESN'T LEAVE THEIR ASSES. THEN I REMOVE THEIR EYELIDS SO THAT THEY CAN'T EVER BLINK AGAIN.
THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING "THANK YOU, THE MOTHERSHIP ACCELERATION WILL HELP ALOT VS EMP CARPETBOMBS".
Thank you so much for this thread, I feel better now.
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