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 Squigly   United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:20. Posts 629
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List all your funny SC jokes:

Q: Why did the DT fall over?
A; It was imbalanced

Get your laugh on.

EDIT: Do not get your imba rage on

List of my faves:

What computer does IdrA use?
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How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
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Why are Protoss so famous
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How did the terran get over there so quickly?
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Stalkers are so fast, you blink and they're gone.
- Artosis

A templar comes back to base with a terrified look on his face. The zealots ask "what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost"
Last edit: 2011-07-24 08:15:54
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 OwlHarris   United States. July 24 2011 01:23. Posts 53
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A marine walks into a bar and asks

"Where's the counter?"




-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread.
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 ccJroy   United States. July 24 2011 01:33. Posts 483
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2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny.
Lol Rly?
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 Squigly   United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:38. Posts 629
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What do call a Zealot smoking weed?

A High Templar.
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 Logarythm   United States. July 24 2011 01:38. Posts 256
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Why did the Zealot cross the road?
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Why was the High Templar made moderator of the subreddit?
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Making bad decisions.
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 mucker   United States. July 24 2011 01:40. Posts 1068
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A hydralisk walks into the search bar and asks "Do threads like this already exist?"
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
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 ClysmiC   United States. July 24 2011 01:41. Posts 1947
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What did the Stalker say before walking away?

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"The LORD is close to the brokenhearted, and saves those who are crushed in spirit." -Psalm 34:18
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 whatthefat   United States. July 24 2011 01:41. Posts 918
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Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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SlayerS_BoxeR: "I always feel sorry towards Greg (Grack?) T_T"
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 Jacob666   United States. July 24 2011 01:43. Posts 283
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The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win.
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 IAttackYou   United States. July 24 2011 01:45. Posts 310
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On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^
I'm not a nub, I'm gosu of tomorrow
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 Hexaflex   United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:47. Posts 68
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Q: How is the EU tournament scene like an overlord?

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NEKO NEKO KAWAIIIIIII
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 Papillon   Germany. July 24 2011 01:53. Posts 130
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two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha
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 Alokiya   United States. July 24 2011 01:54. Posts 646
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On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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Game over, nothing will beat this.
C'mon my guppies, swim up my stream! - Day[9]
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 Squigly   United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:55. Posts 629
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On July 24 2011 01:53 Papillon wrote:
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha


Is this a joke that i just dont get? Or some oddly disguised imba post XD
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 Nesserev   Belgium. July 24 2011 02:03. Posts 339
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Why did the collosus fall over ?
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Dai5y || GsD
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 ccJroy   United States. July 24 2011 02:05. Posts 483
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On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:
Why did the collosus fall over ?
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Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.
Lol Rly?
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 EtohEtoh   Canada. July 24 2011 02:06. Posts 663
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On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:

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Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.

except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense
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 roflcopter420   Sweden. July 24 2011 02:06. Posts 168
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Viking? More like Vipeasent, LOLOLOL! :D
Its much the same as milking a cow
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 Nesserev   Belgium. July 24 2011 02:07. Posts 339
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Why will terrans always lose the game 'seabattle' ?
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Dai5y || GsD
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 Sqq   Norway. July 24 2011 02:08. Posts 1974
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the marine joke and counter is funny, rest is terrible
Dead girls don't say no.
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