| Squigly United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:20. Posts 629 | Profile # |
List all your funny SC jokes:
Q: Why did the DT fall over?
A; It was imbalanced
Get your laugh on.
EDIT: Do not get your imba rage on
List of my faves:
What computer does IdrA use?
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How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
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Why are Protoss so famous
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Because they have a lot of Stalkers.
How did the terran get over there so quickly?
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He Ter Ran (Thank you tastless)
Stalkers are so fast, you blink and they're gone.
- Artosis
A templar comes back to base with a terrified look on his face. The zealots ask "what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost"Last edit: 2011-07-24 08:15:54 |
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| OwlHarris United States. July 24 2011 01:23. Posts 53 | Profile # |
A marine walks into a bar and asks
"Where's the counter?"
-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread. |
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| ccJroy United States. July 24 2011 01:33. Posts 483 | Profile # |
| 2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny. |
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| Squigly United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:38. Posts 629 | Profile # |
What do call a Zealot smoking weed?
A High Templar. |
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| Logarythm United States. July 24 2011 01:38. Posts 256 | Profile # |
Why did the Zealot cross the road?
+ Show Spoiler +Because Charge wasn't researched yet.
Why was the High Templar made moderator of the subreddit?
+ Show Spoiler +Because he always gave good feedback.
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| mucker United States. July 24 2011 01:40. Posts 1068 | Profile Blog # |
| A hydralisk walks into the search bar and asks "Do threads like this already exist?" |
| | It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button. |
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| ClysmiC United States. July 24 2011 01:41. Posts 1947 | Profile Blog # | |
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| whatthefat United States. July 24 2011 01:41. Posts 918 | Profile Blog # |
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?
+ Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon. |
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| Jacob666 United States. July 24 2011 01:43. Posts 283 | Profile # |
The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win. |
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| IAttackYou United States. July 24 2011 01:45. Posts 310 | Profile # |
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon.
LOLOL this one is sooo good ^_^ |
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| Hexaflex United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:47. Posts 68 | Profile # |
Q: How is the EU tournament scene like an overlord?
+ Show Spoiler +A: We both have to be worried about vikings... Sweden OP!! |
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| Papillon Germany. July 24 2011 01:53. Posts 130 | Profile # |
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha |
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| Alokiya United States. July 24 2011 01:54. Posts 646 | Profile Blog # |
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night? + Show Spoiler +A: It was under a full Moon.
Game over, nothing will beat this. |
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| Squigly United Kingdom. July 24 2011 01:55. Posts 629 | Profile # |
On July 24 2011 01:53 Papillon wrote:
two stalkers are walking down the road
then one of them sees a zergling
the zergling, as well recognizing the stalkers, runs in fear for his life
he runs and runs - the poor bastard - not knowing the stalkers are blinking and getting up to him
but suddenly the stalkers let go
why they did so?
because the zergling burrowed hahahahaha
Is this a joke that i just dont get? Or some oddly disguised imba post XD |
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| Nesserev Belgium. July 24 2011 02:03. Posts 339 | Profile Blog # | |
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| ccJroy United States. July 24 2011 02:05. Posts 483 | Profile # |
On July 24 2011 02:03 Nesserev wrote:Why did the collosus fall over ? + Show Spoiler +because it's imbalanced ^^
Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke. |
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| EtohEtoh Canada. July 24 2011 02:06. Posts 663 | Profile # |
On July 24 2011 02:05 ccJroy wrote:Woah, its like the original post...but...o wait...Nope, exact same joke.
except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense |
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| roflcopter420 Sweden. July 24 2011 02:06. Posts 168 | Profile # |
| Viking? More like Vipeasent, LOLOLOL! :D |
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| Nesserev Belgium. July 24 2011 02:07. Posts 339 | Profile Blog # |
Why will terrans always lose the game 'seabattle' ?
+ Show Spoiler +Cause they can only know how to attack with '1A'. |
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| Sqq Norway. July 24 2011 02:08. Posts 1974 | Profile # |
| the marine joke and counter is funny, rest is terrible |
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