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 ttQQtt   Germany. July 24 2011 02:08. Posts 50
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Your archon is so fat, it can't pass your wall in.
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"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - White-Ra
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 holy_war   United States. July 24 2011 02:09. Posts 3482
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the classic: What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?

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 ccJroy   United States. July 24 2011 02:09. Posts 483
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On July 24 2011 02:06 EtohEtoh wrote:

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except the colossus one is the original joke i think, plus it makes more sense


Why did the Marine fall over?

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hehe...See what did there?
Lol Rly?
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 cactuschewer   United Kingdom. July 24 2011 02:11. Posts 152
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On July 24 2011 02:09 ccJroy wrote:

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Why did the Marine fall over?

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hehe...See what did there?

Why did the marine fall over?

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Oh ho ho ho.
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 darkness   Bulgaria. July 24 2011 02:12. Posts 2670
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Lots of those jokes are connected with imbalance -_-
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 JuicyNutsack   United States. July 24 2011 02:14. Posts 33
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i don't get the full moon joke....
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 TAMinator   Australia. July 24 2011 02:16. Posts 1308
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Wow, these are so lame, but actually quite funny because of that.
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  SeaSwift   Scotland. July 24 2011 02:16. Posts 4485Profile Blog # 

On July 24 2011 02:14 JuicyNutsack wrote:
i don't get the full moon joke....


Moon infamously laid a shit-ton of baneling mines and then let a Terran walk his Marines all over them, exploding them without getting ANY Marines.
 
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 XllX   Germany. July 24 2011 02:16. Posts 15
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(nvm, my question and its answer were posted already within the last 2 minutes.)
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 roflcopter420   Sweden. July 24 2011 02:17. Posts 168
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On July 24 2011 02:16 XllX wrote:

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I don't understand the punch line of this joke. What does it reference if I may ask?


Moon infamously laid a shit-ton of baneling mines and then let a Terran walk his Marines all over them, exploding them without getting ANY Marines.
Its much the same as milking a cow
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 Alokiya   United States. July 24 2011 02:18. Posts 646
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On July 24 2011 02:16 XllX wrote:

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I don't understand the punch line of this joke. What does it reference if I may ask?



Moon had a bunch of beautifully spaced baneling land mines in a game vs bitbybitprime, and when he detonated them exactly 0 connected.
C'mon my guppies, swim up my stream! - Day[9]
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 poorbeggarman   July 24 2011 02:22. Posts 137
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Q: Wanna see my DT tattoo?

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 -_-   United States. July 24 2011 02:24. Posts 6874
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On July 24 2011 02:11 cactuschewer wrote:

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Why did the marine fall over?

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Oh ho ho ho.


A counter steps up to a marine and tries to ask for a beer. However, a rabbi trips him and because he was not very stable on his feet he fell over. The counter dies, and sadly his mother can't go to his funeral because she was so fat a defiler couldn't consume her, and thus she was stuck at home, and thus she couldn't make it the funeral. Very sad for all involved.
Posting is my business and business is good.
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 nShade   Bulgaria. July 24 2011 02:31. Posts 291
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How does the marauder romance himself ?
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 UnitedKronos   July 24 2011 02:38. Posts 139
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On July 24 2011 02:31 nShade wrote:
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Nice play on words bro
Oh hai. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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 Xiphiass   Latvia. July 24 2011 02:42. Posts 144
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What does protoss say to a ghost with EMP?

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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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 ccJroy   United States. July 24 2011 02:43. Posts 483
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On July 24 2011 02:42 Xiphiass wrote:
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Now people arent even trying to avoid talking about imbalance. inbeforeclose.
Lol Rly?
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 Payson   United States. July 24 2011 02:46. Posts 321
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Why are Protoss players so famous?

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 Philosophy   July 24 2011 03:00. Posts 186
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Tarson walks into a bar....

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 Hypemeup   Sweden. July 24 2011 03:01. Posts 2639
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How did the terran get over there so quickly?

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