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Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 24

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 Elenar   Sweden. March 29 2012 04:55. Posts 100
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On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
May be potentially offensive :

Why does jews like to 6 rax every game?

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- NMHU.


Lifetime ban on this please?
Member of www.teamproperty.net
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 Kevan   Sweden. March 29 2012 04:57. Posts 2269
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"Last Christmas, I asked my opponent “it’s Christmas and you’re playing games at home?” and gave the game away by leaving after saying “Christmas present for you”. Now, I look back and realise we were both in the same situation so what the hell was I doing? "

-Mr Chae
Embrace your dark side or else it might overshadow your bright side.
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 cmen15   United States. March 29 2012 04:58. Posts 1460
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On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:

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Lifetime ban on this please?

Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....
Greed leads to just about all losses.
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  thrawn2112   United States. March 29 2012 05:01. Posts 3599Profile Blog # 
zvp

User was warned for this post
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
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 StarcraftNerd1547   Sweden. April 07 2012 22:10. Posts 270
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IdrA doesn't always GG, but when he does, he's winning.
Last edit: 2012-04-07 22:10:38
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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 TheMooseHeed   United Kingdom. April 07 2012 22:22. Posts 464
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On March 29 2012 04:58 cmen15 wrote:

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Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....


Its hilarious and its only a joke. He warned you it would be offensive you didnt have to read it
''More GG, More Skill''
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 DarkPlasmaBall   United States. April 07 2012 22:23. Posts 19998
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On March 22 2012 14:03 ThePlayer33 wrote:

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LOLOLOL


lol I can only assume you got this joke from the best interviewer in the world: EDWARDSTARCRAFT.



"Those who can, teach. Those who can't, whine about teachers." ~Me
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 Dwomir   Sweden. April 13 2012 20:22. Posts 14
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Why were the Protoss and Zerg afraid of the thunder?

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 Daimai   Sweden. April 13 2012 20:25. Posts 589
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On March 29 2012 04:58 cmen15 wrote:

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Yea i don't find that one to funny either.....


It's hilarious guys, stop it.
I despise every terran player on this earth, and I hope there is a special place in hell saved for them.
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 Daimai   Sweden. April 13 2012 20:25. Posts 589
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A joke I came up with:

- What rank does every terran have on the ladder?
- One one one
I despise every terran player on this earth, and I hope there is a special place in hell saved for them.
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  CaptainCrush   United States. April 13 2012 20:49. Posts 784Profile Blog # 

On March 29 2012 04:46 darthfoley wrote:
Taken from a closed thread that i love.

"If IdrA had a sword, he'd be Greg Wields

If IdrA was driving, he'd be Greg Yields

If IdrA was a thief, he'd be Greg Steals"



Another one of my fav Idra jokes:

If Idra had a favorite sport, it'd be grack and field =]
 
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 FreeTossCZComentary   Czech Republic. April 13 2012 20:52. Posts 133
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Real Reason why firebat is not in SC2:
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And they say about us tosses that we never micro...

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well, there is reason why people say koreans are OP

Claim: I did not uploaded these pics, only linked to them, therefore I am not aware of any copyright problems, nor am I conected with them.
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 Tobberoth   Sweden. April 13 2012 20:55. Posts 4545
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On March 29 2012 04:55 Elenar wrote:

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Lifetime ban on this please?

Learn to take a joke, seriously :/
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 Keone   United States. April 13 2012 21:17. Posts 812
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On April 13 2012 20:55 Tobberoth wrote:

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Learn to take a joke, seriously :/

That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.
BW Forever. Flash is the Ultimate Bonjwa.
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 Jomz   United Kingdom. April 13 2012 21:24. Posts 112
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On April 13 2012 21:17 Keone wrote:

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That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.


You thought that was disgusting but you don't say anything about the 9/11 one or the Japanese Nuke one?
They are all related to death and murder.

I chuckled at them all. If you can't laugh what can you do?
I'm so badass I can unscramble eggs.
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 redDuke   Australia. April 13 2012 21:44. Posts 207
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On March 22 2012 14:06 Wombat_NI wrote:

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Ah, what a fine pun I salute you sir!


Indeed! i x the notion (where x is the number of ppl who have already quoted this)
vile | FXO | Liquid | EG | coL
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 ZergOwaR   Norway. April 13 2012 21:45. Posts 280
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On April 13 2012 21:17 Keone wrote:

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That doesn't qualify as a joke. I'm just disgusted by his dismal attempt at humor.


i would say it does.
its dark.. close to pitch black, but still a joke

achmed the dead terrorist thing of jeff dunham also have alot of dark shit in it.. still funny in its own way

"i would not kill the jews.. nooooo... i would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!...
i'd to the same with catholic priests but i'd toss in a small boy.. and the winner must face michael jackson!

you also have the "glass of juice, not gas the jews"

and then you have robim williams:
"I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?" And I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?""

it might not be that funny for you.. but then again its hard to please everyone
dig dig dig dig dig dig die!
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 SpaceFighting   New Zealand. April 13 2012 22:54. Posts 680
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On March 29 2012 04:38 NMHU. wrote:
Deleted since it didn't maded unanimity,

- NMHU.


to late, saw it being quoted by others.. and i thought it was hilarious.... it is abit edgy though...
kuz pro
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 Vale   Finland. April 13 2012 23:30. Posts 11
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Queen wins banshee in 1v1. -Demuslim
 
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 shineq   United Kingdom. April 13 2012 23:40. Posts 1443
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On April 07 2012 22:23 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:

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lol I can only assume you got this joke from the best interviewer in the world: EDWARDSTARCRAFT.

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Actually, if I recall correctly, this image showed up on reddit first and then was asked constantly by EdwardStarcraft.
Last edit: 2012-04-13 23:41:11
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