Dota 2 QQ thread

Sometimes I hate playing support.. I mean.. I love it. initiating is cool, wards are amazing but when you're losing you get yelled at for not having items, not having wards (with 2 on the map and the next stack not yet able to buy) when you died less than potm (having two wraith bands and a ghost staff) and bloodseeker who even tried to get towers down after the whole team pinged at the 5 enemys walking (through your ward) towards him.

If I wasn't so bad myself at lasthitting....

PHILtheTANK United States. February 22 2012 19:00. Posts 1291

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Sometimes I just hate this game entirely. Its a great game, but the fucking morons who play it ruin like every fucking game I play.

Jieun <3

Jancith United States. February 23 2012 05:04. Posts 1

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Here's my QQ - the "Report Player" function.

I don't want to live in a world where I can't BM in a game of Dota. Most old bnet players would agree that BMing is half the fun of pub Dota, some players only play for this reason.

I don't know when these games became infested with the "I'm going to go tell the lunchlady because you don't play four-square the way I want to play four-square" kids, nor do I know why they choose to play this type of game but I do know that they're killing most of the fun.

Hell, I learned some salty portugese so I could BM brazilians more effectively and by god if I can't BM in a Dotaclone I might have to start drinking again to escape the horrible reality that I've fallen in to, because I certainly can't cope with it sober.

He sent lings to poke? BUILD 45 CANNONS

ExorArgus Canada. February 23 2012 06:02. Posts 44

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On February 11 2012 17:34 nttea wrote:
People who camp enemy fountain after game is won instead of finnishing throne.... fuck stop acting like it's the first time you ever won a dota game.

Idk foutain farming is hilariously fun. I remember a long time ago (like 3 years) i was 136-4-something with ezalor and it was on the good game bot, it was the one with the website and leader boards. I was top 3 kills with ezalor for months until they reset them.

Some people tell me Protoss is OP, Zerg can have over 200 supply, terrans can have kill their SCV and use mules. I hate probes.

Velr Switzerland. February 23 2012 19:43. Posts 5113

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DK (me) + Tiny bottom vs AM + Clock.
We do good, tiny does not seem to be that good but well, their AM was plain horrible and in the end we were solidly ahead and the others basically not farming at all.... We were so ahead that I decided to rush a Perse --> BF (because well, might also carry that game).

Mid: Sniper vs iirc Qop.. Sniper is doing ok/better than expected.

Top... SIGH... Drow fuck that drow.

Long story short at the end of the game it looked like this:
Tiny (discon for nearly 5 mins) --> Lvl 13
Drow (just that bad) --> lvl 12.
Sniper (did good) --> lvl 20.
DK (me) --> lvl 19.
Spirit Breaker --> lvl 15 or something. All he ever did was charging into teamfights after we got raped.

Seriously.. Fuck that... Sigh... The sad story is, you see HOW BAD your enemies are and yet the guys on your team are just plain worse...

ChrisXIV Austria. February 23 2012 20:01. Posts 2088

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I think that screenshot speaks for itself...

Riki had the worst lasthitting I've ever seen - he skilled Backstab first and still missed like 80% of all lasthits. I pumped Powershots to catch up in farm, srsly fuck carries who can't lasthit. I managed to keep BH and NS off the lane for several minutes each because they sucked as well, and just ate the nukes. Top lane was OD and SF and they were baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, how the fuck did CM get the mega kill I don't know, what I did know at that point was that the game was over. And surprise...we lost.

Sidenote: SF/OD lane seems like the most retarded thing ever. But losing that lane to BM/CM...how?

"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill

cilinder007 Slovenia. February 23 2012 20:47. Posts 3283

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I had a mega kill with cm the other day, the game score was 6-20 for the other team...

its soooo sad when you rape your lane with a hero like cm, buy 10 wards, chick, gank mid, gank top, gank bot and you are somehow the highest lvl on your team without a single cs with the most items, at the end of that game I even had the higest cs on my team, with my team flamign me for not buying wards.... we had an ench or chen cant remember exactly and he pushed exactly 0 towers, had a 0-6 score wiht 1 assist, I solo pushed 3 towers how the hell do I get such teams !!!

LayZRR Germany. February 23 2012 20:55. Posts 396

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dat feeling when your teammate antimage got 50 lh after 50 minutes and is 1/12 on score

lozarian United Kingdom. February 23 2012 21:02. Posts 631

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I'm stuck at work, doing less than nothing, instead of playing Dota. Biggest QQ ever right there.

For every battle honour a thousand heroes die alone, unsung, and unremembered.

Velr Switzerland. February 23 2012 21:15. Posts 5113

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You know these moments when you play Necrolyte or somethign similar and realize that the smartest item choice now will be a Desolator or Butterfly because your team seems to have like 0 dmg output... While you have 3 Agicarries on your team."

Awesome.

Slardar Canada. February 24 2012 05:21. Posts 4462

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On February 23 2012 21:02 lozarian wrote:
I'm stuck at work, doing less than nothing, instead of playing Dota. Biggest QQ ever right there.

LOL......I'm in the exact same boat man.

@Slardarxt - Masters Zerg & Playing Dota since RoC.

Kipsate Netherlands. February 24 2012 08:43. Posts 18204

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Alchemist sound

....

doesn't go away after death

always sound.

Fucking annoying.

Park Ji Yeon/Ye Eun/Kang Min Kyung, T-ara/Wonder Girls/Davichi

chocopaw February 24 2012 21:36. Posts 1761

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brown immediately picks sniper (of course) and says solo mid. grey picks doombringer and says im mid. they end up in mid together....
i was as alchemist top, light blue was pugna. we write "hey green, please pick a support and buy courier". he picks broodmother and comes to my lane...
it's understandable that you dont want to get told who to pick every game. but why pick something this retarded? and, on the other hand, don't be late for picking. if you want to play broodmother, pick her early so your team can adjust.
sd mode doesnt make it better, it actually makes it worse. and i haven't managed to get a cm match yet, anyone?

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Funkeii Japan. February 25 2012 12:01. Posts 4

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I've rampaged as Crystal Maiden before

that's how bad some people are at this game.

16-2 CM bringin the heat like i was playin lina gettin pentals

Tin_Foil United States. February 26 2012 05:17. Posts 228

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On February 23 2012 19:43 Velr wrote:
DK (me) + Tiny bottom vs AM + Clock.
We do good, tiny does not seem to be that good but well, their AM was plain horrible and in the end we were solidly ahead and the others basically not farming at all.... We were so ahead that I decided to rush a Perse --> BF (because well, might also carry that game).

Mid: Sniper vs iirc Qop.. Sniper is doing ok/better than expected.

Top... SIGH... Drow fuck that drow.

Long story short at the end of the game it looked like this:
Tiny (discon for nearly 5 mins) --> Lvl 13
Drow (just that bad) --> lvl 12.
Sniper (did good) --> lvl 20.
DK (me) --> lvl 19.
Spirit Breaker --> lvl 15 or something. All he ever did was charging into teamfights after we got raped.

Seriously.. Fuck that... Sigh... The sad story is, you see HOW BAD your enemies are and yet the guys on your team are just plain worse...

Um.. I don't mean to be a jerk here, but making a QQ thread about bad teammates while you made a bfury on DK...well.. Yah.

My QQ, I don't even remember who I was, but intsa pick potm calls mid, goes against OD. First time I see her she pings in our lane(bot) as she shoots an arrow at our two enemies, who have just pulled and are behind the tower, misses and yells at us for not helping and says, "I'm never ganking bot again". OD gets massive farm, while the mirana goes 1-7 and flames our entire team. As we are losing our first rax, mirana finishes her 1st item past treads: Lothars.

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Tin_Foil United States. February 26 2012 05:23. Posts 228

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On February 23 2012 05:04 Jancith wrote:
Here's my QQ - the "Report Player" function.

I don't want to live in a world where I can't BM in a game of Dota. Most old bnet players would agree that BMing is half the fun of pub Dota, some players only play for this reason.

I don't know when these games became infested with the "I'm going to go tell the lunchlady because you don't play four-square the way I want to play four-square" kids, nor do I know why they choose to play this type of game but I do know that they're killing most of the fun.

Hell, I learned some salty portugese so I could BM brazilians more effectively and by god if I can't BM in a Dotaclone I might have to start drinking again to escape the horrible reality that I've fallen in to, because I certainly can't cope with it sober.

Hahah, I hope you keep BMing and get a big nice ban. Excellent contribution, I'm glad you decided to start posting.

Numy South Africa. February 26 2012 05:25. Posts 7416

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On February 24 2012 08:43 Kipsate wrote:
Alchemist sound

....

doesn't go away after death

always sound.

Fucking annoying.

YES THIS!!!!! Most annoying thing ever. Makes you so paranoid

chriZqq February 26 2012 05:29. Posts 114

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2/15 Necro in my Team..nuff said :D (30 Min Game)

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cilinder007 Slovenia. February 26 2012 05:35. Posts 3283

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0-8 ES with 0 assists on my team flaming me how shit I was as tinker while I was 9-0 because I said wait for me to get bot's before I gank his lane, where he was feeding a spectre and I was ganking the other lane because it was easier and I didnt want to risk losing farm and xp failing to gank his lane, which had a dazzle...

and they were constantly at 100 hp and expected me to just gank 1v3 without any ward on the map and all I wanted was to farm my bot's first -.-

Suffo United States. February 26 2012 05:39. Posts 723

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so does everyone get butthurt in tlih and can't accept criticism? LOL. Euros are the biggest crybabies and get butthurt over every little thing.

sub-par players can keep thinking they're good in a non vouch league.

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