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On February 24 2012 04:24 GreYMisT wrote: Im going to ask for the ring day one, and derail the thread for 5 pages Fuck off, that's my job | ||
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On February 24 2012 07:13 GreYMisT wrote: Umm, who did it first? oh thats right me. +18 Greymist points to myself nope, I did cause I actually derailed the thread lul | ||
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I hope we all have a nice and enjoyable game. | ||
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Also what the fuck why are we voting people for mayor Vote me for President Curu you can be my secretary/water bitch/Dick Cheney | ||
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Breaking News Alert I am running for President. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me! But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am. Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1) Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic. Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB. You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3) I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies. In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me. At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as Behold: With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7) God Bless America and + Show Spoiler [footnotes] + (1)Yes, the Christian kind. (2)Also this guy: (3)not that kind of excited, you perverts (4)Unlike the disease of the devil, aka AIDS (5)It shall also allow you all to guiltlessly continue playing mafia badly (6)Also your money, since I want to bomb Iraq (7)FFS never google this phrase (8)Highly confidential military information finally revealed to the press: | ||
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On February 25 2012 13:42 Ciryandor wrote: Jackal which lurkers do you think we ought to be poking with an electric cattle prod right now? We already know you want to throw away Nisani for D1, so who else seems bad? shut up and vote me you libertarian | ||
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On February 25 2012 14:30 Curu wrote: I'm a very, very powerful blue role. You should put me in office. so am I | ||
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On February 25 2012 18:13 jaybrundage wrote: Wow WBG if you become elected what power do you get no, not WBG. GWB. I get to bomb countries I don't like and then not actually get tried for crimes on humanity. | ||
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"you might get nukes so give me your role" Curu you scumbuddies with this illegal immigrant? | ||
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Fuck autocorrect | ||
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On February 26 2012 06:37 VanillaTownie wrote: Also, the bug must be squashed, he is not good for us. My little friend in Moscow told me Hi scum. Why bold this post but none of the others? | ||
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On February 26 2012 21:03 Forumite wrote: He wins by surviving too, so he can win by being useless for all sides. Do you want a useless player around at LYLO? I often ask that question when I ponder whether or not to try to lynch you. | ||
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On February 25 2012 23:54 Zephirdd wrote: Well, based on his first three posts, hell yeah. Also ##unvote Greymist ##Vote Jackal58 Because God is on Jackal's side and I don't like George W Bush and my mind is also blown. This post tells me you're scum | ||
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Scum campaign = Jackal IMO. if there is one, anyway. | ||
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