| Crake_ United States. February 25 2012 02:46. Posts 74 | Profile # |
Beard Power Level: 10/10! (5/12/12 5:45pm EST)
TLO has done it! He has achieved 10/10 beard points and will be enjoying a well-deserved trim.
Presenting the TLO Beard in its fully evolved form:
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Dario, you are an inspiration to all of us!
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I, for one, believe it is time to recognize the most terrifying force on the e-sports scene today: The TLO Beard.
At first I wondered whether the TLO Beard, as a newcomer to the esports scene, in fact deserved its own fanclub. But after some inquiry, my doubts were alleviated.
I have it on good authority that the only things more manly than the TLO Beard are the SR-71 Blackbird, Chuck Norris' chest hair, and the 1972 Miami Dolphins--the latter being debatable. Ron Jeremy is on the record as saying that the TLO Beard is "damn impressive" and so manly that "[it] makes my entire career and body of work just seem somewhat, you know, inadequate."
I attempted to contact the head coach of Prime for comment before creating this thread, but at the Beard's mere mention he began mumbling incoherently and cowering in terror. I cannot be sure, but he appeared to be making some desperate, wordless, and likely futile appeal to his god.
Here's to the Beard.
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Tribute website by iEchuu and Darthozzan:
heynicebeard.com
Images:
Uncanny similarity:
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![[image loading]](https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1661677303/316735_2259368886876_1328018254_32158206_142913400_n.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://andiamnotlying.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ChuckNorris-chillin.jpg) Last edit: 2012-05-13 06:48:14 |
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| TheRhox Canada. February 25 2012 02:55. Posts 868 | Profile # | |
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| KainiT Austria. February 25 2012 02:57. Posts 382 | Profile # |
| Sign me up! Been a big fan ever since he appeared. |
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| Pjorren Sweden. February 25 2012 02:57. Posts 495 | Profile # |
| TLO has a fanclub already.... |
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| MrTortoise February 25 2012 02:58. Posts 965 | Profile # |
I have to say i saw his beard and thought ahh a kindred spirit.
Long live beards. None of this pussy ass goatee jinro crap. men have BEARDS dammit |
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| KimJongChill United States. February 25 2012 03:00. Posts 6424 | Profile # |
On February 25 2012 02:57 Pjorren wrote:
TLO has a fanclub already....
yeah, but does his beard? |
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| VashTS United States. February 25 2012 03:00. Posts 1537 | Profile # |
On February 25 2012 02:55 TheRhox wrote:
No pics?
If you get pics, sign me up. =) |
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| TheAntZ Bangladesh. February 25 2012 03:00. Posts 5868 | Profile Blog # |
I dont understand. Do we have a fanclub for everyone now? Yeah I know, TLOs beard is a great entertainer, but are we ever gonna see TLOs beard winning an MLG? I dont think so. Can you really say you think TLObeard has even the slightest chance of getting into code S? or even code A?
I just dont know man. wait till the beard at least participates in some high level tournaments. Maybe he'll be as good as TLO one day, but I think this is just premature.Last edit: 2012-02-25 03:01:19 |
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| KainiT Austria. February 25 2012 03:12. Posts 382 | Profile # |
On February 25 2012 03:00 TheAntZ wrote:
I dont understand. Do we have a fanclub for everyone now? Yeah I know, TLOs beard is a great entertainer, but are we ever gonna see TLOs beard winning an MLG? I dont think so. Can you really say you think TLObeard has even the slightest chance of getting into code S? or even code A?
I just dont know man. wait till the beard at least participates in some high level tournaments. Maybe he'll be as good as TLO one day, but I think this is just premature.
we are far past having only fanclubs for players, plenty of entertainers, even models with no knowledge about starcraft(sporrer) get fanclubs here on tl so there is absolutely know reason to deny someone as important for the esports scene as tlo's beard a fanclub |
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 PureBalls Austria. February 25 2012 03:19. Posts 383 | Profile # |
On February 25 2012 03:12 KainiT wrote:
Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 03:00 TheAntZ wrote:
I dont understand. Do we have a fanclub for everyone now? Yeah I know, TLOs beard is a great entertainer, but are we ever gonna see TLOs beard winning an MLG? I dont think so. Can you really say you think TLObeard has even the slightest chance of getting into code S? or even code A?
I just dont know man. wait till the beard at least participates in some high level tournaments. Maybe he'll be as good as TLO one day, but I think this is just premature.
we are far past having only fanclubs for players, plenty of entertainers, even models with no knowledge about starcraft(sporrer) get fanclubs here on tl so there is absolutely know reason to deny someone as important for the esports scene as tlo's beard a fanclub
I couldnt agree more.
Besides, TL desperately needs more beards and chest hair, and less QQ and whining. 
Edit: OP, sign me the fuck up!Last edit: 2012-02-25 03:19:39 |
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| Crake_ United States. February 25 2012 03:19. Posts 74 | Profile # |
| As The TLO Beard matured, Nestea and MVP fell into Code A, Slayers_Boxer decided to coach full-time, EG stopped winning despite having its best players training in Korea, and Terran failed to make it to GSL Code S finals. Coincidence? I think not. Last edit: 2012-02-25 03:19:55 |
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| markinus Sweden. February 25 2012 03:19. Posts 21 | Profile # |
TLO does not have a Beard, the Beard has a TLO. Therefor it should be called The Beard's TLO fanclub.
Jokes aside, sign me up! |
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| BCH Philippines. February 25 2012 03:32. Posts 88 | Profile # |
| i knew it chuck norris had a son. |
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| Johnnybb Denmark. February 25 2012 03:36. Posts 474 | Profile # | |
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| nShade Bulgaria. February 25 2012 03:44. Posts 290 | Profile # |
| Sign me up, yo. LiquidBeard Fighting!!! |
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| SilentchiLL Germany. February 25 2012 03:49. Posts 558 | Profile Blog # |
TLOverbeard leads the swarm as if it would be something different than a human... something bigger.
Sign me up. |
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| Corsica Ukraine. February 25 2012 03:52. Posts 1764 | Profile # |
| oh god, whats next JYP's knee fanclub? |
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| VashTS United States. February 25 2012 03:59. Posts 1537 | Profile # |
On February 25 2012 03:52 Corsica wrote:
oh god, whats next JYP's knee fanclub?
No, the Sad Zealot Fanclub is next.
Oh wait... |
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| Gamegene United States. February 25 2012 04:02. Posts 6625 | Profile Blog # |
| It makes him look like a total Alpha. |
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| KiWiKaKi Canada. February 25 2012 04:06. Posts 604 | Profile # | |
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