[M] MRB Map Pool

On April 02 2012 04:55 JOJOsc2news wrote:
Finally a concept that incorporates references to my genitalia. I felt discouraged from trying the Fewer Resources Maps because I couldn't read the thread because that Barrin guy made the text so friggin small.

Now with this I can agree because it talks about how BIG my penis is. I know a lot of people might say this isn't important in improving StarCraft II but I feel like it's an essential part of increasing the reach and stamina of StarCraft as an eSpoRt because of the following reasons:

I can connect much more with a game that allows me to make more BOOM BANG POW with less skill.
I feel like I am better than the "Pro's" or whatever anyways. So the 12m3g concept will really put their "skill" on the test. If they are so "Pro" or whatever, they shouldn't be scared of more competition.
Sex sells - Making this change with a clear reference to the size of my/your/everyones genitalia clearly makes you/me/everyone feel better! Not that I would need to feel better in any way. If we were to make this change according to my genitalia we would go for a map that's minerals and gas only. (A lot of gas in the evening or after a good meal at my favorite Indian take-away).
Terrible Terrible Damage - I am glad that Barrin dude finally got over himself and his idea that Terrible Terrible Damage is bad or whatever. Dude seriously, you into peace and making bracelets from flowers? We are playing a game about resource depletion and war! That hippie-doodlydang about smaller armies and better economy management sounds like the EU to me. I can play "Sun flower-seed eating hitchhiker trying to decrease his carbon footprint by farting in a bag" or something. I am here to play StarCraft! It's all SPACE and DRUGS and FUCKIN' WAR! More resources? More War! Fuck yeah!!!
Including maps like Steppes of War - Finally a step that works against this mentality of making maps that are bigger and bigger and thus promoting cowardly play like taking lots of expansions and hiding them. This isn't hide and seek. Why waste valuable time on walking an army around when you can have an army unit engage your opponent's mineral line right after it spawns. That's the kinda game that encourages fierce fighting and constant pressure and battle. Less resources means more boredom and filler-actions. People complain about others APM spamming but hell, that's what you got to do when your army has to walk half an hour to the opponents base. You need to keep your hands busy and warmed up. Not with this concept! 12m3g on small maps is exactly the kinda change we need.

Seriously,
have some balls guys and go monkey!
12m3g has my full support!

PS.:
Please mods remove that horrible thread about "Fewer Resources" and stuff. I think we can all see that Barrin realized that that was very short-sighted and not very well thought through. Thanks!!