 exalted United States. November 01 2005 21:12. Posts 3278 | Profile Blog |
Looks like we have a Real Ultimate Power fan here. Totally sweet and/or cool.
After reading this story, I headbutt my dog Francis so hard that we both screamed. |
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 12345 November 01 2005 21:16. Posts 209 | Profile | |
| | you can put on your pants now |
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 Pro.NT_Knight Australia. November 02 2005 17:16. Posts 539 | Profile |
rofl these stories are hilarious haha 
stupid but funny shit |
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 HeadBangaa United States. November 02 2005 17:27. Posts 6471 | Profile Blog |
On November 01 2005 15:21 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
BJ>fuck
virgin |
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 Hot_Bid Braavos. November 02 2005 17:39. Posts 22075 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2005 17:27 HeadBangaa wrote:virgin
uh, i'd agree with him... maybe you just haven't had anyone good at it |
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| NewbSaibot November 02 2005 18:05. Posts 3849 | Profile |
| buzz bunny called, he wants his hat back |
| | I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate. |
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 Gene United States. November 02 2005 18:08. Posts 2845 | Profile Blog |
| lmao edit i forgot to read rest of thread. Last edit: 2005-11-02 18:53:16 |
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| boongee United States. November 02 2005 18:42. Posts 962 | Profile |
the whole "ninjas. thousands of them" thing has been around forever -_-
I wrote similar stories over a year ago |
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| RiSE United States. November 02 2005 18:46. Posts 3182 | Profile |
| What do they feed you people in Argentina? |
| | heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you |
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 dronebabo Japan. November 02 2005 19:07. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog | |
| | When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart. |
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| IntoTheWow Argentina. November 02 2005 19:11. Posts 25188 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2005 19:07 dronebabo wrote:
chanchan and meat
I get Keyras for dinner  |
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 Refrain[FriZ] Canada. November 02 2005 19:13. Posts 4334 | Profile |
On November 02 2005 19:11 IntoTheWow wrote:I get Keyras for dinner
get your head out from between her legs and post more along the lines of your first few stories |
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 decafchicken United States. November 02 2005 19:23. Posts 10392 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2005 19:13 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2005 19:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
On November 02 2005 19:07 dronebabo wrote:
chanchan and meat
I get Keyras for dinner
get your head out from between her legs and post more along the lines of your first few stories
His head is probably stuck in her massive ass ;(
MORE STORIES NOW. |
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 inc Sweden. November 02 2005 19:28. Posts 885 | Profile |
| hahaha best story ever, i was like "omg what a lucky fucktard" then suddanly archers came and i started laughing like a motherfuck |
| | i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure |
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 BigshoT United States. November 02 2005 19:31. Posts 171 | Profile |
| Someone needs to go outside and visit something I like the call the sun. |
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| dronebabo Japan. November 02 2005 19:33. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2005 19:31 BigshoT wrote:
Someone needs to go outside and visit something I like the call the sun.
yeah! no one can be as cool and popular as you can, bigshot.Last edit: 2005-11-02 19:33:28 |
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 baal November 02 2005 19:52. Posts 10329 | Profile |
On November 02 2005 17:39 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2005 17:27 HeadBangaa wrote:
On November 01 2005 15:21 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
BJ>fuck
virgin
uh, i'd agree with him... maybe you just haven't had anyone good at it
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| decafchicken United States. November 03 2005 16:25. Posts 10392 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2005 19:52 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2005 17:39 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 02 2005 17:27 HeadBangaa wrote:
On November 01 2005 15:21 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
BJ>fuck
virgin
uh, i'd agree with him... maybe you just haven't had anyone good at it
virgin
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| nonpuz United States. November 03 2005 16:47. Posts 176 | Profile |
Heh, I'm sorry to have to tell you this......the "trick" she was talking about giving you was not the blowjob, she had oral herpies and now you have herpies as well....nice job sleeping with someone you dont even know.
This is a well known scam a group of girls get together and take out their slutty friend (who obviously has to have herpies) and she goes around sucking guys off in order to transfer the disease, hahah.....you got fucked bigtime buddy. |
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 sdpgposd United Kingdom. November 03 2005 16:51. Posts 1460 | Profile |
On November 03 2005 16:47 nonpuz wrote:
Heh, I'm sorry to have to tell you this......the "trick" she was talking about giving you was not the blowjob, she had oral herpies and now you have herpies as well....nice job sleeping with someone you dont even know.
This is a well known scam a group of girls get together and take out their slutty friend (who obviously has to have herpies) and she goes around sucking guys off in order to transfer the disease, hahah.....you got fucked bigtime buddy.
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