The feud between the families has reached a new high. In a moonless night, many things can happen. Betrayal, murder, culinary crimes worth capital punishment. Or… crimes in culinary?
At least it didn't seem like that initially. Bill Murray and Sinani206 were toasting the body of their late comrade when they decided to stumble home down a mysteriously dark road. They passed a mysterious man carrying a large amount of suspicious looking meat.
Suddenly, the man began throwing meat at the two. Both clearly unable to hold more than two sips of beer, they stumbled about. Bill Murray ran into a water closet, where the man proceeded to tip the water closet, spilling the contents of three days of human excrement mixed with a couple of periods all over Bill Murray's body.
Then he knocked the water closet down a hill, and pulled out a matchlock rifle, shooting the water closet. Unfortunately, matchlock weapons at this time were horrendously inaccurate, so after missing three or four times he gave up, unwrapped the barrel of fine wine he was carrying, and stuffed the Bill Murray who had peed his pants into it, leaving it by the roadside to be discovered the following morning.
Meanwhile, Sinani206, ever a lover of sausage, was found at his lover's apartment, clearly looking for some sausage while he still could. Unfortunately, the only meat he would be getting inside his mouth was a piece of Schweinshaxe that was forcefully deep throated.
A mob of angry peasants surrounded P-Body's house. Being totally unable to read Latin, let alone hex, they were pissed off at his posting and finally decided to shove his own hash up his bum.
Also Kurumi died, but he doesn't get an over the top death scene because he's Polish.
Bill Murray, the Hamburger Spymaster was found drowned in a barrel of Erdinger Weissbier. Sinani206, the FrankfurterViscount von Detta, choked on a piece of Schweinshaxe that was forced into his throat. P-Body, the Anarchist, had potato hash shoved up his bottom. Kurumi, bastard of the Hamburger family has been killed by an overdose of garlic in his wine.
It came to the light that the heretic Hassybaby is the Count von Chocula of the Hamburger line. And further investigation led to the conclusion that Drazerk was a Fool all along.
Small Update which I forgot: Zelblade is a chancellor and bishop.
holy fucking fuck I suck but on the other hand it's a caller game: Further update: Drazerk is a fool and an archbishop.
07:00KST voting deadline, 08:00 lynch time, in two days
Last edit: 2012-05-14 21:50:26
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blubbdavid Switzerland. May 14 2012 07:51. Posts 2248
lol this is going so well considering that it's a Caller game and town usually sucks at those.
Dunno why scum are hitting Bill Murray and Kurumi though. I don't think those two were exceedingly townie at all and they didn't really control the thread. Guess that's what you get for claiming cop on day1.
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Toadesstern Germany. May 14 2012 07:57. Posts 6118
On May 14 2012 07:59 Acrofales wrote: Ok, reading the post properly it seems that the bottom two lines are investigations, not death. Damned good night for town I'd say. Another dead scum and dead third party.
Also, I should be getting Spymaster and anarchist roles to redistribute?
Only got in here 10 mins ago, we're figuring out what's what and will PM you
I doubt we´ll find scum from sinanis play, maybe the sinani lynch but that´s it. However seeing as both scum were hardcore lurkers I want us to keep taking them out. Keiser Acro, what do you think about killing lurkers with your god-given autolynch?
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QuickSilver7 Russian Federation. May 14 2012 08:19. Posts 69