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 blubbdavid   Switzerland. May 14 2012 07:51. Posts 2241
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Day 2
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The feud between the families has reached a new high. In a moonless night, many things can happen. Betrayal, murder, culinary crimes worth capital punishment. Or… crimes in culinary?


At least it didn't seem like that initially. Bill Murray and Sinani206 were toasting the body of their late comrade when they decided to stumble home down a mysteriously dark road. They passed a mysterious man carrying a large amount of suspicious looking meat.

Suddenly, the man began throwing meat at the two. Both clearly unable to hold more than two sips of beer, they stumbled about. Bill Murray ran into a water closet, where the man proceeded to tip the water closet, spilling the contents of three days of human excrement mixed with a couple of periods all over Bill Murray's body.

Then he knocked the water closet down a hill, and pulled out a matchlock rifle, shooting the water closet. Unfortunately, matchlock weapons at this time were horrendously inaccurate, so after missing three or four times he gave up, unwrapped the barrel of fine wine he was carrying, and stuffed the Bill Murray who had peed his pants into it, leaving it by the roadside to be discovered the following morning.

Meanwhile, Sinani206, ever a lover of sausage, was found at his lover's apartment, clearly looking for some sausage while he still could. Unfortunately, the only meat he would be getting inside his mouth was a piece of Schweinshaxe that was forcefully deep throated.

A mob of angry peasants surrounded P-Body's house. Being totally unable to read Latin, let alone hex, they were pissed off at his posting and finally decided to shove his own hash up his bum.

Also Kurumi died, but he doesn't get an over the top death scene because he's Polish.

Bill Murray, the Hamburger Spymaster was found drowned in a barrel of Erdinger Weissbier.
Sinani206, the Frankfurter Viscount von Detta, choked on a piece of Schweinshaxe that was forced into his throat.
P-Body, the Anarchist, had potato hash shoved up his bottom.
Kurumi, bastard of the Hamburger family has been killed by an overdose of garlic in his wine.

It came to the light that the heretic Hassybaby is the Count von Chocula of the Hamburger line.
And further investigation led to the conclusion that Drazerk was a Fool all along.

Small Update which I forgot:
Zelblade is a chancellor and bishop.

holy fucking fuck I suck
but on the other hand it's a caller game:
Further update:

Drazerk is a fool and an archbishop.

07:00KST voting deadline, 08:00 lynch time, in two days
Last edit: 2012-05-14 21:50:26
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God
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 blubbdavid   Switzerland. May 14 2012 07:51. Posts 2241
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yay page top
and it's on page 100 too
Last edit: 2012-05-14 07:57:59
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God
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 Acrofales   Brazil. May 14 2012 07:53. Posts 5188
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BOOM. Called it. Sinani scum.
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 Acrofales   Brazil. May 14 2012 07:54. Posts 5188
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So are Drazerk and Hassy dead?
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 YES_THIS_IS_DOG   United States. May 14 2012 07:54. Posts 88
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lol, sinani was actually scum this time.
woof
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 P-body   United States. May 14 2012 07:55. Posts 69
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Gg.
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
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 prplhz   Denmark. May 14 2012 07:56. Posts 3911
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lol this is going so well considering that it's a Caller game and town usually sucks at those.

Dunno why scum are hitting Bill Murray and Kurumi though. I don't think those two were exceedingly townie at all and they didn't really control the thread. Guess that's what you get for claiming cop on day1.
Please don't hurt me...
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 Toadesstern   Germany. May 14 2012 07:57. Posts 6103
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On May 14 2012 07:54 Acrofales wrote:
So are Drazerk and Hassy dead?

no
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 Kurumi   Poland. May 14 2012 07:57. Posts 5137
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sUy77yHuw

HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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 ~OpZ~   United States. May 14 2012 07:59. Posts 3649
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I thought Hassy died...Then I remembered Chancellor/Archbishop that one of them gets said to the town....
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
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 Acrofales   Brazil. May 14 2012 07:59. Posts 5188
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Ok, reading the post properly it seems that the bottom two lines are investigations, not death. Damned good night for town I'd say. Another dead scum and dead third party.

Also, I should be getting Spymaster and anarchist roles to redistribute?
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 Toadesstern   Germany. May 14 2012 08:01. Posts 6103
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On May 14 2012 07:59 Acrofales wrote:
Ok, reading the post properly it seems that the bottom two lines are investigations, not death. Damned good night for town I'd say. Another dead scum and dead third party.

Also, I should be getting Spymaster and anarchist roles to redistribute?


Only got in here 10 mins ago, we're figuring out what's what and will PM you
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 Forumite   Sweden. May 14 2012 08:01. Posts 2930
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Matt, who is your strongest scumread?
:3 - "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham
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 Mattchew   United States. May 14 2012 08:04. Posts 5120
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On May 14 2012 08:01 Forumite wrote:
Matt, who is your strongest scumread?

bluelightz

then jitsu
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
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 Mattchew   United States. May 14 2012 08:04. Posts 5120
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also, is draz 3rd party?
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
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 ~OpZ~   United States. May 14 2012 08:05. Posts 3649
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On May 14 2012 08:04 Mattchew wrote:

Show nested quote +


bluelightz

then jitsu

Three mafia picked out in day one?

Lol....I'm out for a while....more from me later...

an aside,

I was actually going to look at the people who voted for blue lightz
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
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 Toadesstern   Germany. May 14 2012 08:08. Posts 6103
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On May 14 2012 08:04 Mattchew wrote:
also, is draz 3rd party?

No information on alignment was given about Drazerk. What you see about Drazerk is his role and roles are black + b-tagged
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 QuickSilver7   Russian Federation. May 14 2012 08:10. Posts 69
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Goooooooooood morning bitches, I'm ready to kill some scum. I'd like to start with bagmanager or adam4167.

I suppose I need to write out some cases to convince you people -_-.

Expect them whenever I get around to it.
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 Forumite   Sweden. May 14 2012 08:18. Posts 2930
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I doubt we´ll find scum from sinanis play, maybe the sinani lynch but that´s it. However seeing as both scum were hardcore lurkers I want us to keep taking them out. Keiser Acro, what do you think about killing lurkers with your god-given autolynch?

Strongandbig, I still want to marry you, what do you say?
:3 - "The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham
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 QuickSilver7   Russian Federation. May 14 2012 08:19. Posts 69
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Also Mattchew we're getting married.

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