| DoubleReed United States. June 07 2012 07:37. Posts 3144 | Profile Blog # |
Hey guys, this is a fanclub thread for the most daring, intelligent, sexually attractive Horadrim in the Diablo series: Zoltun Kulle.
+ Show Spoiler +^^google image search ftw!^^
Is there anyone else who figured out how the soulstones and figured out how to construct his own? And not just any wussy soulstone that takes both it and a fresh Tal Rasha to contain a prime evil, but a massively huge rock that can contain multiple prime and lesser evils, along with the power to take powers from angels. And it stays crunchy in milk.
Let's face it: he's the real nephalem of the series. You can't really kill him, you can only try. Hell, he's found himself to essentially be more immortal than the Lords of Hell. He even directly leads Leah to discover her true power! Granted, she tries to destroy heaven, and kulle is sort of deadish again at the time, but I'm pretty sure it all went according to his plan.
Although I did think it was strange when Leah offered to stuff his head into my bag. Lady, why don't put the dead guy's head in your bag? Sheesh.
The point is: Zoltun Kulle is cooler than you and cooler than me, and this is a thread to bask in his awesomeness. Share your own stories of Zoltun Kulle.
To finish this entry up, I think I'll end in the style of Zoltun Kulle. By not being evil at all... + Show Spoiler +Last edit: 2012-06-08 09:43:05 |
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| Torte de Lini Canada. June 07 2012 07:41. Posts 27319 | Profile Blog # |
Kulle Story bro
/plagiarist |
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| brobrah June 07 2012 07:49. Posts 202 | Profile # | |
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 Myles United States. June 07 2012 07:53. Posts 4327 | Profile Blog # |
| OMG that's a terrible pun and yet I laughed so hard. What I love about Kulle is that we go all through the desert getting his body and shit and then go 'K thx bye'. Even better, both you and him know things won't end amicably. |
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| w3jjjj United States. June 07 2012 07:56. Posts 712 | Profile # |
The truth is far more entertaining  |
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| Lemonerer Israel. June 07 2012 07:56. Posts 119 | Profile # |
Haha well played!
The only smart character in the entire Diablo 3 universe truly deserves a fan club |
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| marttorn Norway. June 07 2012 08:07. Posts 5027 | Profile Blog # |
OK zoltun, I'll post in your fanclub, but you better not kill me or anything, all right?
Oh you. |
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| Brutaxilos United States. June 07 2012 08:28. Posts 887 | Profile Blog # |
| Zoltun Kulle was actually pretty funny. His random comments made me chuckle. |
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 Kipsate Netherlands. June 07 2012 08:29. Posts 19032 | Profile Blog # |
| Frankly he was maybe the only character from the main story which I found to be fairly interesting. |
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| remedium United States. June 07 2012 08:31. Posts 218 | Profile # |
| Almost as good as the Incredible Hulk reference in the barbarian passives. |
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| evanthebouncy! United States. June 07 2012 08:32. Posts 10746 | Profile Blog # |
I'm in!! Sign me up haha.
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| Vindicare605 United States. June 07 2012 08:39. Posts 6690 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Duka08 June 07 2012 08:43. Posts 1246 | Profile Blog # |
Personally favorite character in the story. Stands out. Good (dark) humor.
Also Steve Blum |
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| jdobrev Bulgaria. June 07 2012 08:45. Posts 157 | Profile Blog # |
| I'm like his biggest fan, been killing him again and again for over a week now xD |
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| paper June 07 2012 08:48. Posts 10743 | Profile Blog # |
On June 07 2012 07:49 brobrah wrote:
Zoltun, not Zoltan.
that's it, OP should be banned |
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| Xiron Germany. June 07 2012 08:49. Posts 1161 | Profile # |
| In the german version his name is Kull, which is the same as the name for those HUGE orcs from LOTR. Seems weird to me, that they chose to name him like this. Whatever, he's pretty damn kull. |
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| B.I.G. June 07 2012 09:01. Posts 2080 | Profile # |
I always prefer to read his name as Sultan Cool. Way more pimpish and therefore fitting.
I would even go as far as that it would've been better had he been voiced by Snoop Dogg.Last edit: 2012-06-07 09:02:10 |
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| Probe1 United States. June 07 2012 09:04. Posts 16445 | Profile Blog # |
| He's the only decent character in the entire game for me and he exits in the most predictable way. Sigh. |
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