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Hi ya'll
I, Montgomery James Gottfried, born January 13, 1979 at 10:11 PM (EST) at just over seven pounds, penis 1 inch, am about to take a shower. I had to put on pajamas before I could walk out because I don't like to get naked for other dudes I don't know (they also live in my dorm). I might be the first person today to take a shower in that shower. My soap is blue, although this is subject to change. I have the "tub" side, sharing it with one roomate, while two other roomates share the "shower" side. But don't worry, I can still take a shower in the "tub" side. But can they take a bath in the shower side? I don't fucking think so!
The last 24 hours have been pretty typical in my life. I made my girlfriend breakfast and helped her wake up and get off to class, then I wanked to some porn, and now I am going to take a shower any minute now. Taking regular showers is an important part of my role in society; if I did not, I would stink, and people don't like it. I don't even like the word "stink." It's repugnant.
Thanks everyone for the comments and support. In time I hope to introduce my stunning "tub" side to all of you ... let me put it this way.
This dorm has been here for decades. Many a man (and woman!) have been butt naked in this shower, which smells, well, the smell is undescribable. But when I wash myself, I feel great.
Now going to the shower, Monty also known as "baby"
I posted this for those of you are care, those who don't, continue to not care by not posting. Thanks
My email is monty J G at G male dot cum for those of who you might want additinoal info.
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You get it from somewhere or did you actually spend the time and thought to type this up?
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ROFL BBQ this is hilarious, muntol
On April 18 2006 23:50 AttackZerg wrote: Hi ya'll,
My son, Elliott Andrew Kennitt was born april 18th at 7:46. His birth weight was seven pounds, and he was 18.4 inches long. Coley had to have a C section due to the babys heart rate lowering and her hips not ribbing out wide enough. She was the first to hold him, followed by me. As of right now he has blue eyes, although they are subject to change, he has coley's lips,jaw, legs , ears and eyebrows. He has my nose, eyeshape, coloring , haircolor feet and a combination of our hands.
The last 24 hours have been the best of my life. Everyone there nurses,family and friends were amazing. Due to her C section cole is probably stuck in the hospital for 2-3 days. But california law gives her 2-3 extra weeks of maternity leave, so right on , on that note.
Thanks everyone for the picture comments and support. In time I hope to introduce my stunning stud of a son to all of you. .... let me put it this way.
All five nurses and assistants in the nursery huddled around him smiling when he was brough before them. His cry is sharp, but sweet. He smells like nothing I've ever smelt before and he loves to hold hands.
Now complete, Gary also known as Dad
I posted this for those of you are care, those who don't , continue not to care by not posting. Thanks
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rofl ahah nice, i think you ruined it with the 7 pounds 1 inch thing though :O
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On April 19 2006 07:59 muntol wrote: Hi ya'll
I, Montgomery James Gottfried, born January 13, 1979 at 10:11 PM (EST) at just over seven pounds, penis 1 inch, am about to take a shower. I had to put on pajamas before I could walk out because I don't like to get naked for other dudes I don't know (they also live in my dorm). I might be the first person today to take a shower in that shower. My soap is blue, although this is subject to change. I have the "tub" side, sharing it with one roomate, while two other roomates share the "shower" side. But don't worry, I can still take a shower in the "tub" side. But can they take a bath in the shower side? I don't fucking think so!
The last 24 hours have been pretty typical in my life. I made my girlfriend breakfast and helped her wake up and get off to class, then I wanked to some porn, and now I am going to take a shower any minute now. Taking regular showers is an important part of my role in society; if I did not, I would stink, and people don't like it. I don't even like the word "stink." It's repugnant.
Thanks everyone for the comments and support. In time I hope to introduce my stunning "tub" side to all of you ... let me put it this way.
This dorm has been here for decades. Many a man (and woman!) have been butt naked in this shower, which smells, well, the smell is undescribable. But when I wash myself, I feel great.
Now going to the shower, Monty also known as "baby"
I posted this for those of you are care, those who don't, continue to not care by not posting. Thanks
My email is monty J G at G male dot cum for those of who you might want additinoal info. Your an absolute legend!
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Cool, I don't wank off to porn anymore. It's a nasty habit I kicked.
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I read this one first and was utterly confused... haha
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I find this post...... most interessting...:D
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He just substituted a shitload from the guy who wrote about his new baby. Personally I think it's pretty stupid.
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On April 19 2006 08:27 oPtioNaLk wrote: retarded
this is bullshit, the guy deserve his grats thread for the baby, and you deserve a ban for this attempt to be funny
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On April 19 2006 08:59 Eti307 wrote:this is bullshit, the guy deserve his grats thread for the baby, and you deserve a ban for this attempt to be funny
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WTF???
This was the most retarded post on any site ever. It reads like crap, is not funny, and doesn't even make any sense. You're from the U.S.??? Take some literature and English courses from an accredited university, please. Seems to me like you must be on LSD or something similar. Complete random crap that seems to start from nowhere and end nowhere. It doesn't effectively poke fun at the original post of the guy with the new baby either...I don't get it at all.
Wow. Seriously...wow.
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not funny at all. If you tried to be funny, you failed, at least with me. If you tried to be sarcastic you failed too ><
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On April 19 2006 08:59 Eti307 wrote:this is bullshit, the guy deserve his grats thread for the baby, and you deserve a ban for this attempt to be funny
agreed 110%
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