2011-2012 Season 3 Gambit Cup Round 2 Week 5
April 7 2013 16:00 GMT (+00:00)
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FR vs iwL-
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How to be Manly...Today: Lesson 4567.
Hot diggedy and Shazam! It's Saturday afternoon and that can mean only one thing, it's time to go to your local airport for your weekly flying lesson. That's right. For the last three months, you've been taking flying lessons making you one of the absolute manliest of manly men on your block. You not only truly enjoy the craft of flying, but you also enjoy the manly friendship you have developed with Scott, your flight instructor. Yes indeed, you two have hours of fun telling airplane stories and exchanging jokes about the sex lives of farm animals. However as you arrive at your flight school, you are informed that Scott is ill today and you will be instructed by a substitute instructor. "Oh well," you say to yourself, "at least I still get to fly." So you bound out to your waiting airplane only to be frozen in your tracks when you discover that your flight instructor is no less than a tall, slender, brunnette flying goddess.
Your chin is scraping along the runway as you approach her. You decide that this aviatress would appreciate a dose of your manliness, but how can this be accomplished in a manly manner?
Follow along in your Manly Manual, page 4556 and repeat after me:
1. "Uh, oh! UH, OH! I think I feel my landing gear extending!"
2. "Say, yummy-britches. How about you sit on my lap and I'll fly through some turbulence?"
3. "Let's play Amelia Aerhart. You be Amelia and I'll watch you go *down*."
Use any of the above phrases in just such a situation and two seconds later, when you find it very difficult to fly an airplane, after your hands have been shoved into a rotating propellor blade, you can rest assured that the young flight instuctor will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are.
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Gambit%27s Cup 3/Results/Round 2
Sponsor: Eywa-
Organizer: LRM)nOoNe
Referee: LRM)nOoNe
Casters: Sayle, L_Master
Graphics: Shiroiusagi
Video: Stratos