2011-2012 Season 3 Gambit Cup Round 2 Week 5
March 7 2013 16:00 GMT (+00:00)
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PaiN vs sas
PaiN
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sas
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How to be Manly...Today: Lesson 4836
Well, it appears that your Saturday afternoon watching pro-wrestling has been ruined. This morning, when you woke up, at 1pm, your wife informed you that your refrigerator has broken down yet again. "That does it!" you say. It's alright to have the wife go out and get takeout meals to bring home for dinner, but what's unbearable is the fact that now you won't have any cold beer to drink while you watch your favorite shows on TV. So it's off to the appliance store to buy a new fridge. You cautiously check to make sure that no one sees you entering the appliance store, for purchasing a new ice box straddles the fine line between manly and unmanly activities. However, when you discover that your salesperson is a most highly attractive, buxom, young woman, you decide that you will be able to assert your manliness after all. But how can this be accomplished in a manly manner?
Follow along in your Manly Manual, page 4521 and repeat after me:
1. "Say toots, how'd you like to show me where I can store my sausage?"
2. "My wife told me I could get a new box, and she told me to get a new refrigerator while I was at it."
3. "Hey Hey Hey! I'd sure like to pop a cucumber in your crisper." Use any of the above phrases in just such a situation and as the female salesperson demonstrates just how well their deluxe deep freeze will hold your entire body, you can rest assured that she will have no doubts as to what kind of many you really are.
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Gambit%27s Cup 3/Results/Round 2
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Organizer: LRM)nOoNe
Referee: LRM)nOoNe
Casters: Sayle, L_Master
Graphics: Shiroiusagi
Video: Stratos