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Dade clashes with policeXesSamsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police." The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out. Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas." However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him. The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed. Faker & The Eastside Boyz Relationship problems?ChexxAs we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends. | ||
Lord Tolkien
United States12083 Posts
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UmberBane
Germany5450 Posts
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Chexx
Korea (South)11232 Posts
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Don_Julio
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On September 20 2013 04:26 UmberBane wrote: Haha that SKT1 bit was great Haha thanks. I almost overread this paragraph. Best issue so far. Great job. | ||
Jacmert
Canada1709 Posts
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"It's really just that no one's played against a Zed in so long... we all thought, how bad could it be?" stated Lemondog's mid-laner nukeduck. "Turns out, pretty bad." Lemondogs said they'd be certain to force a Twisted Fate or Fizz pick against TSM next time, citing as their reason what they referred to as "The Reginald Effect. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 2)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">Reginald still hiding</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>As we all could see in the highly anticipated TSM vs. SKT T1 match was that leader Reginald has no qualms about sacrificing his own henchman to save his own life. In many teamfights he escaped with little to no health left while his underlings protected him with their life. On his retreat spectators saw him crying and muttering “Thanks Bros for having my back.” According to rumours he is still hiding from Faker. </p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 3)</i></b></p> <hr /><h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">GG.EU kills Faker More Times Than OMG, Demands Trophy</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Asmodeus</h3> <p>After their loss last night, Worlds spectators spotted GG.EU cheering and partying as they screamed "WE KILLED FAKER!!!" at the top of their lungs. Before they proceeded to their recently-ordered limosine, mid-lane Mazzerin said "C'mon, just give us a Championship Trophy. It was really a moral victory for wildcard teams everywhere." As of this morning, no one has seen or heard from GG.EU, though Sightstone sources in the hotel report that their room's bill lists copious amounts of "hookers" and "blow."</p> <p><b><i>(Continued on page 4)</i></b></p> <hr /> <h2 class="spl-sidebar-header">SKT 1 - Hope for Korea</h2> <h3 class="spl-sidebar-author">Chexx</h3> <p>The management of SK T1 looked pleased after the team was able to gather two important victories and securing 2nd place in their group are in an advantageous position to advance into the quarterfinals. This strong performance gave Korea hope that they still have a chance for the World Championship 2013 Trophy. SKT 1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash.</p><p><b><i>(Continued on page 5)</i></b></p> </div> <div class="spl-content-image"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/EGUGbIP.jpg" alt="" /></div> <div class="spl-content-image-caption">Amount of Soju bottles both teams consumed</div><div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"> <h2>Dade clashes with police</h2> <h3>Xes</h3> </div> <div class="spl-column-left">Samsung Galaxy Ozone was in chaos Tuesday when their coach could not find dade to bring the team together to practice. "He claimed he was extremely jet-lagged after Monday night's matches so we let him sleep in. But when I went to wake him up with his favorite breakfast items, he was no where to be found!" exclaimed a hysterical Coach Im. "We looked everywhere and eventually had to call the police." The team was shocked to discover that dade was being held in a local detention cell, following a run-in with the police. Since his arrival in LA, dade had been visiting very popular karaoke bars. Sources indicate that upon arrival, the T1 and Ozone players went out into the nightlife of LA to check the different bars, clubs and Karaoke places out.</div> <div class="spl-column-middle"> Both teams thought that a more detailed preparation was not necessary because they are on a different skill level. After Group A Day 2 Faker acknowledged in an after game interview that they underestimated their opponents. While SKT quickly realized that they had to go back to practicing, dade kept returning to one particular bar. Said one bar owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, "dade has been coming here a lot trying to impress the girls. He will usually buy everyone a round of drinks and say something like 'I am a progamer. You don't believe me? Watch my match in 30 minutes!'" When asked why he was in the bar before a match, dade responded "The best way to learn a new champion is to be that champion. I am learning Gragas." </div> <div class="spl-column-right"> However, Monday night was different. UCLA student Stephanie Lee recounts, "He came in crying and reeking of alcohol. He kept repeating 'Yoomay' so I believe he was distraught over the loss of a girl." But after his fifth pitcher of somaek, dade became belligerent. "He started arguing with an imaginary person next to him, saying nonsense things like 'Ryze is still a top tier pick.' Eventually the owner had to ask him to leave." When dade would not exit the establishment, the police were called to forcibly remove him. The Ozone team has not commented on whether dade would continuing playing following the episode. However, sources from within the team say that Homme has returned to Top lane and they are practicing compositions involving Mid lane Singed.</div> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/mZ0mt1O.jpg"> <div class="clear"></div>Faker & The Eastside Boyz </div> </div> <div id=""class="spl-content"> <div class="spl-content-header"><h2>Relationship problems?</h2> <h3>Chexx</h3> </div><p>As we all know MonteCristo was hired by Riot for the Analyst desk together with Krepo and Doublelift. But why did he leave his longtime casting partner DoA. Does our beloved OGN duo have problems in their relationship? MonteCristo who already spend a lot of time together with Doublelift because he is the coach of clg and nobody can deny the chemistry between MonteCristo and Doublelift when they are on screen. They are necking each other like a new couple. Additionally DoA found a new casting partner. Together with Artosis he is producing a new show about Hearthstone. Are there serious problems in their casting marriage or is it just business? We will find out after Worlds 2013 ends. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Z7vkM7S.jpg"> </p></div></div> "SKT T1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash." Loool. Does anyone know if this is up on r/LeagueofLegends, btw? Can someone make sure it is? | ||
SoulSever
Canada779 Posts
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thenexusp
United States3721 Posts
On September 20 2013 04:26 Chexx wrote: I hope you guys still like the Sighstone and still find it funny At least we have a lot of fun writing it Is this posted on reddit anywhere? I would upvote the shit out of this. | ||
Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
On September 20 2013 07:06 Jacmert wrote: "SKT T1 is famous for their famous starcraft player Flash." Loool. Does anyone know if this is up on r/LeagueofLegends, btw? Can someone make sure it is? Don't go and make it look worse than it is. It's SKT 1 is famous :D | ||
Chexx
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Reddit link. I am surprised that it got to front page buy happy | ||
Imperfect1987
United States558 Posts
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Zess
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
On September 20 2013 12:59 Chexx wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=429335¤tpage=3#43 Reddit link. I am surprised that it got to front page buy happy Sightstone Vol 1 Issue 4: teamliquid is now reddit | ||
Chexx
Korea (South)11232 Posts
On September 20 2013 13:30 xes wrote: Sightstone Vol 1 Issue 4: teamliquid is now reddit Lies no idea what you are talking about :D | ||
SoulSever
Canada779 Posts
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Flicky
England2647 Posts
On September 21 2013 12:20 SoulSever wrote: Moar? Some more have been written, stay tuned! | ||
Chexx
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Samsung stock expected to rise after Ozone….Oh wait.ChexxIt’s well known that Samsung was eager to get into the League of Legends market in Korea. They thought that by buying the poorest League of Legends team in Korea which was successful they can reach the world stage. The higher ups at Samsung were already rubbing their hands while thinking about how much exposure worldwide the Galaxy Smartphone would receive when they won Worlds 2013. But the performance of Ozone hit rock bottom right when Worlds started. Instead of the expected rise, the Samsung stock fell harder than ever before. Many sad League of Legends fans felt ashamed to be Samsung Galaxy Ozone fans after having bought Samsung equipment to support their favorite team and returned it and bought Apple or HTC products instead. Samsung immediately started an investigation with the Secret National e-Sports Division (SNSD), which is controlled by the president of South Korea. Teamliquid were passed the results of the investigation by an informant who does not want to reveal his identity. The results were shocking news for the League of Legends community. As it turns out North Korea abducted Dade shortly after the end of the Summer Season. He was only gone for a day but it was enough that the newest brainwashing methods in North Korea were successful. North Korea goal was to sabotage the exposure of South Korean brands and stop the success in the e-Sports scene. Some evidence points to the conclusion that North Korea plans to launch their own team in 2014 with Kim Jong un as Team captain. While Dade was with the team he was also successful to manipulate his team members into becoming obsessed with the prospect of visiting Disneyland during their stay in Los Angeles. The team’s every thought eventually became so obsessed with meeting Donald Duck and Goofy for real that the members would skip practice to visit “The Happiest Place on Earth”. Our Source explains that this is the true reason why the members of Ozone were so happy and laughing while in their losing games because they were thinking about how good their photos from Splash Mountain (in which they snuck keyboards and montiors onto the ride and pretended to play League) were and how funny their parents will find them. Apparently Imp said backstage that they worked hard to get to Disneyland. The SNSD is currently treating the Samsung team and tries to revert the brainwash of North Korea and return them to the beauty obsessed capitalist ways of South Korea. But the question remains if every player will return to Samsung Galaxy Ozone for the Winter Season 2013 or if they suffered too much damage while under the influence of the North Korean brainwashing. Top Secret Picture: Dade gets send back after being brainwashed | ||
ComaDose
Canada10343 Posts
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Chexx
Korea (South)11232 Posts
On September 24 2013 01:53 ComaDose wrote: whoa the printing press looks busted Magic man disappeared from one moment to the other | ||
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