| mrgerry United States. December 21 2008 06:54. Posts 1074 | Profile # |
| I checked a few pages but did anyone ever think of just getting a really nice nut cup and laugh in the guys face everytime he goes in for the kick? |
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| Hyperionnn Turkey. December 21 2008 06:56. Posts 4877 | Profile Blog # |
On December 21 2008 06:54 mrgerry wrote:
I checked a few pages but did anyone ever think of just getting a really nice nut cup and laugh in the guys face everytime he goes in for the kick?
On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.
There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.
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| SpiritAshura United States. December 21 2008 06:58. Posts 1076 | Profile # |
| I'd hire someone with the money to kill the guy kicking me in the balls each time. |
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| HooHa! United States. December 21 2008 07:02. Posts 688 | Profile Blog # |
| Learn Mok Gar, I've heard its the martial art of basically getting kicked in the nuts and learning how to take it. Well theres more to the martial art, but this is what I heard a class was like. Two guys kicking each other in the nuts. And not moving. |
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| barth Ireland. December 21 2008 07:03. Posts 1254 | Profile # |
I think I would actually amputate my balls for $500,000,000.00...
after a longer consideration... never mind...Last edit: 2008-12-21 07:04:17 |
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| GrayArea United States. December 21 2008 07:17. Posts 871 | Profile Blog # |
On December 20 2008 15:16 Frits wrote:
So many people are completely ignorant about the prize.
Money doesnt bring happiness as long as you have enough so that you don't have to worry about basic needs.
Pain on a daily basis can make your life miserable on the other hand. The percentage of people with arthritis who are also depressed is insane. Not to mention this unavoidable pain will likely result in learned helplessness.
Anyone who says yes to this is a dumbass, you will be happy for a week, a month, or maybe a year. Think about the rest of your life.
You are overestimating the pain. Unlike arthritis and other chronic pains, this one is only three times a day and you always recover from it. Not to mention, you will get desensitized from the pain. That area has a lot of neurons which are very sensitive. Over time, after continual stimulation of those neurons, they will lose sensation which will immensely reduce the amount of pain you feel.
Think relative, not absolute. |
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| EGMachine United States. December 21 2008 07:34. Posts 1588 | Profile Blog # |
| this would be the easiest decision i have ever made lol. I would EASILY say yes, money heals all wounds |
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 HamerD United Kingdom. December 21 2008 07:38. Posts 1922 | Profile Blog # |
| On one hand, you could pay for expensive private surgery to have all nerves cut to your ball region. One t'other hand, you might get them accidentally cut off to your john thomas. Plus, when undergoing any important procedure in life, having sex or being by your father's side when he dies, you might get kicked which would sure ruin everything. |
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| koreakool United States. December 23 2008 17:46. Posts 327 | Profile # |
| No. $500 million dollars is not worth a life full of pain and suffering, and being kicked in the balls hard is something no man should ever have to experience. |
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| Piste Finland. December 23 2008 19:50. Posts 4708 | Profile Blog # |
well yeah I would take this offer right now, ofcourse only becouse the fact that my balls would never get permanently damaged, so that would cover me from ball-cancer too. and 500 000 000 would be more than enough for rest of my life  |
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| Piste Finland. December 23 2008 19:52. Posts 4708 | Profile Blog # |
On December 23 2008 17:46 koreakool wrote:
No. $500 million dollars is not worth a life full of pain and suffering, and being kicked in the balls hard is something no man should ever have to experience.
I'm sure it will not hurt more than few minutes max. |
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| 29 fps United States. December 23 2008 20:12. Posts 4876 | Profile Blog # |
On December 21 2008 06:58 SpiritAshura wrote:
I'd hire someone with the money to kill the guy kicking me in the balls each time.
this is good |
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| Oxygen Canada. December 23 2008 20:30. Posts 3577 | Profile Blog # |
| Hahaha, what a stupid proposition. Never. I probably wouldn't do it for a single, one-time kick in the balls simply because I could never admit to how I got the money. It would probably be better if you offered a smaller amount of money, say $1000, in a difficult situation (for example, need a plane ticket). Then probably yes, for a one-time kick. Last edit: 2008-12-23 20:51:26 |
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| CholeraSC United States. December 23 2008 23:58. Posts 114 | Profile # |
I assume OP has in the rules that you can't constantly have local anesthesia in your balls, or get your balls removed. Then I would say no to the money.
If he allows the latter, I would totally get rid of the external gonads. Just save up some sperm in a sperm bank, get daily small amounts of testosterone injected, and you would never notice they weren't there. I think too many people overestimate the importance of balls in the age of modern medical wonders.
Another question that comes from what Liquid'Drone posted a year ago, is whether one would rather be sodomized by a large black guy every day for 30 minutes, vs getting 3 random shots to the nads. This is also a good dilemma. |
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| d(O.o)a Canada. January 02 2009 05:04. Posts 4774 | Profile Blog # |
On December 21 2008 06:58 SpiritAshura wrote:
I'd hire someone with the money to kill the guy kicking me in the balls each time.
nobody else can see him |
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| d(O.o)a Canada. January 02 2009 05:07. Posts 4774 | Profile Blog # |
On December 23 2008 23:58 CholeraSC wrote:
I assume OP has in the rules that you can't constantly have local anesthesia in your balls, or get your balls removed. Then I would say no to the money.
If he allows the former, I would totally get rid of the external gonads. Just save up some sperm in a sperm bank, get daily small amounts of testosterone injected, and you would never notice they weren't there. I think too many people overestimate the importance of balls in the age of modern medical wonders.
Another question that comes from what Liquid'Drone posted a year ago, is whether one would rather be sodomized by a large black guy every day for 30 minutes, vs getting 3 random shots to the nads. This is also a good dilemma.
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| Nitrogen United States. January 02 2009 05:10. Posts 5298 | Profile Blog # | |
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3 Lions  China. January 02 2009 05:13. Posts 3255 | Profile Blog # |
well, if your balls, don't get permanently damaged, i don't see what the problem is.
no pain no gain  |
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| Kuja900 United States. January 02 2009 05:31. Posts 2810 | Profile Blog # |
On December 23 2008 23:58 CholeraSC wrote:
I assume OP has in the rules that you can't constantly have local anesthesia in your balls, or get your balls removed. Then I would say no to the money.
If he allows the latter, I would totally get rid of the external gonads. Just save up some sperm in a sperm bank, get daily small amounts of testosterone injected, and you would never notice they weren't there. I think too many people overestimate the importance of balls in the age of modern medical wonders.
Another question that comes from what Liquid'Drone posted a year ago, is whether one would rather be sodomized by a large black guy every day for 30 minutes, vs getting 3 random shots to the nads. This is also a good dilemma.
That second dillema, balls just no question kick me in the balls.
EDIT: I think it should be get saudomized every 3 days not every day Last edit: 2009-01-02 05:32:30 |
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| ieatkids5 United States. January 02 2009 05:42. Posts 4383 | Profile Blog # |
| There's no way any amount of money will compensate being kicked in the balls hard thrice a day if there's "no way of getting out of this deal." |
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