$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls

Hell yeah! Then just spen 1-2 years on Wudang and learn to controll your pain with chi and you're done!

Then it's party all the way!

P.S. And i would also buy Teamliquid, oGS and MBC! fuck yeah!

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jello_biafra United Kingdom. October 26 2010 06:53. Posts 5811

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I laugh every time I see this thread lol.

I'd take the money, you'd get used to the pain after a while and that's a shitload of money, could probably get your entire body replaced with a robotic one eventually too so you could live forever and the kicks would no longer hurt at all

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JaeZin United States. October 26 2010 06:57. Posts 7

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I'd definitely take the money.

Over the course of time, your balls will begin to adapt to the pain, i guess you can call it conditioning. So eventually, your balls will become super tough and you won't feel the pain of getting kicked in the jewels 3 times a day.

I guess you can say that's how you develop... balls of steel?

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IKenshinI United States. October 26 2010 06:59. Posts 132

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take the money

buy drugs

feel no pain

A cat is fine too

Qwix October 26 2010 07:02. Posts 531

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I'd take the kick in the balls and get the $500,000,000.00. Eventually you'd get kicked so much you won't feel it anyways.. or you get used to it?

StimCraft United States. October 26 2010 07:05. Posts 136

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On October 22 2007 08:37 IntoTheWow wrote:
"...Your balls will never be permanently damaged.

discuss..."

so ez. no damage. yes. yes. yes.

if you have that much pride to not take this deal, you deserve a kick in the balls

Zergneedsfood United States. October 26 2010 07:08. Posts 5345

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I'd use the money to buy an Iron Man suit. Try to see who kicks my balls now bitch!

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Fredoq Sweden. October 26 2010 07:22. Posts 202

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I will do it and buy myself a jockstrap and i can be all day baby <3<3

KillerPlague United States. October 26 2010 07:27. Posts 1386

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On October 26 2010 07:22 Fredoq wrote:
I will do it and buy myself a jockstrap and i can be all day baby <3<3

you obviously didn't read the original post..

no way would i take the money, have you ever been kicked in the balls!? puts you down good for 15 minutes and hurts the entire day. couldn't imagine getting it 3 times a day even if i could buy w/e the fuck i wanted.

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Whole United States. October 26 2010 07:33. Posts 4940

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i'd take the money...the kicks must not hurt after a month or so.

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Snowfield October 26 2010 07:35. Posts 1280

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On October 26 2010 06:47 Dagon wrote:
Hell yeah! Then just spen 1-2 years on Wudang and learn to controll your pain with chi and you're done!

Then it's party all the way!

P.S. And i would also buy Teamliquid, oGS and MBC! fuck yeah!

Id make my own proteam, and it would fucking own, it would just be called Team nutkick

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arthur United Kingdom. October 26 2010 07:41. Posts 431

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Worth it. $500million you could retire.

3 kicks a day is a lot less painful than 9 hours a day at work, and you earn shitloads more.

Think about what you could do with $500million!

You could turn all your friends and family into millionares. And still have $490million left! XD

Dwar3xwar October 26 2010 07:45. Posts 39

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No thanks lmao. I would always be paranoid throughout the day and won't be able to live my life even though with the 500 bill. It would be scary =[.

Latham October 26 2010 07:53. Posts 4492

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Well it depends on the kick and the kicker.
How hard will he kick? Can I get 1 free kick to try it out? Can I bring along a dynamo-metre to measure the kick's strength?
If it will be some wownerd who shrivels upon being exposed to sunlight, I think I'd take it.
If it would be some intergalactic supreme martial arts master, who devoted his entire life and existence to honing the skill of nutkicking, thus turning it into a form of art which transcends any normal pain known to man in the universe, I'd say no.

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danbel1005 Ecuador. October 26 2010 07:54. Posts 1035

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NOt worth it of course, what if u lose ur balls? even if u manage to survive the pain and later pay for a surgery Im guessing they will give u someone else balls and, well, not sure how would u will feel about having someone else balls inside u o.O?...

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blagoonga123 United States. October 26 2010 07:57. Posts 2054

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On October 26 2010 07:54 danbel1005 wrote:
NOt worth it of course, what if u lose ur balls? even if u manage to survive the pain and later pay for a surgery Im guessing they will give u someone else balls and, well, not sure how would u will feel about having someone else balls inside u o.O?...

didn't read OP

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On October 26 2010 04:59 AbsentLover wrote:

Snort coke off a hooker's ass - check During the snorting, you get kicked in the balls. You faceplant into her ass and she tries to look stoic and professional, thinking you're one of those crazy rich people as you moan in pain into her crack.
Have a car collection that would put Jay Leno's to shame - check Which you can't drive because of the risk that you'll get randomly kicked in the balls. Gonna have to hire a driver but that misses the point.
Like the TV series Entourage? - Now you can live it Everyone can see you getting kicked in the balls! Ratings skyrocket!
Accidentally impregnate 30 women during a 5 year life span and worried u can't pay child alemony? With 500 trillion $ you probably can now. Those women and children are gonna annoy you a lot more then bugging you for child support.
Clone yourself and suck your own dick. Just because you can. Clone decides that they're a clone of you but without the ball kicking, could probably pass as you. I bet they're clever enough to make the next step, amirite?

Finally, sit back on your glorious island, sorrounded by 99 vestal virgins, and watch the world end.

Seriously people, it's not just 15 minutes - 1 hour of pain total, it's the anxiety of when it happens while you wait to get kicked in the balls.

Catch]22 Sweden. October 26 2010 08:12. Posts 2337

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On October 26 2010 07:41 arthur wrote:
Worth it. $500million you could retire.

3 kicks a day is a lot less painful than 9 hours a day at work, and you earn shitloads more.

Think about what you could do with $500million!

You could turn all your friends and family into millionares. And still have $490million left! XD

I would rather work 9 hours a day than get kicked in the nuts 3 times a day.