| Forte11 Germany. April 14 2012 00:56. Posts 25 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thingGirls (34) 94% Money (2) 6% 36 total votes Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing (Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money
money = girls, cant decide^^
close
according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time
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 HaXXspetten Sweden. April 14 2012 00:57. Posts 15716 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 00:45 Zealos wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thingGirls (34) 94% Money (2) 6% 36 total votes Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing (Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money
This really needs it's own thread ;D
Money can blind you by greed, but girls can blind you by emotions, and that is way harder to have self-control over, so girls are much worse lol
and @ Forte, that one is really, really old... equally funny everytime though  Last edit: 2012-04-14 00:58:18 |
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| Crissaegrim April 14 2012 00:58. Posts 1812 | Profile Blog # |
| Meh with that much money, I would just sever the pain receptors leading to my balls. Simple. I would think that the it should be different pathways to that which leads to your penis. Anyway better go to a sperm bank just to be safe. |
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| Diks Belgium. April 14 2012 00:59. Posts 1717 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 00:56 Forte11 wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thingGirls (34) 94% Money (2) 6% 36 total votes Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing (Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money
money = girls, cant decide^^
close according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time
"known mathematic" take the hypothesis that women=time+money, why not
women = pride + comfort + love + attention + fidelity
yeah with money you can have the comfort and maybe the pride if the girl is materialist. |
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| Sphen5117 United States. April 14 2012 01:00. Posts 412 | Profile # |
| With that much money, you could afford to get soooo hammered/high everyday that the kick doesn't even matter. Or you just become a badass that ignores pain, like the dude comes around for his daily kicks and you just BM him like "are you going to kick me this time or just tickle like last time?" or "my doctor checking for hernias hurts more than you" or just fake like you enjoy it to troll him. Fuck yeah I'd take this. |
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| MerdaPura Brazil. April 14 2012 01:01. Posts 147 | Profile # |
Easy solution:
Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!
I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars. |
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| TheQuarryman April 14 2012 01:01. Posts 11 | Profile # |
Best thread ever?
No, I couldn't do it. |
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| AimlessAmoeba Canada. April 14 2012 01:01. Posts 679 | Profile Blog # |
A lot of the shit I have to deal with on a day-to-day basis involves things that are comparable to being kicked in the balls. At least this way I'd know exactly what kind of shit I'd have to deal with, but I'd be rich as hell.
Sign me up! |
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| Diks Belgium. April 14 2012 01:03. Posts 1717 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 01:01 MerdaPura wrote:
Easy solution:
Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!
I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars.
Genius ! Only a brazilian could have thought of that ! |
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| BlindSC2 United Kingdom. April 14 2012 01:04. Posts 430 | Profile # |
HEEEEEELL no. If there is no way to get out of it afterwards, then definitely not, the pain would be unbearable.
If I could just bribe the kicker though.... and then bribe him again to kick the next guy they hire to kick me.... then bribe them both again to kick everyone else...... yea......... |
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| Forikorder April 14 2012 01:07. Posts 5179 | Profile # |
| im pretty sure id be willing to cut them off for that much money |
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| HaXXspetten Sweden. April 14 2012 01:07. Posts 15716 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 01:01 MerdaPura wrote:
Easy solution:
Get the money.
Perform a sex changing surgery.
Profit!
I guees I won your game, mister.
I still want my 500million dollars.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry >.> |
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| `dunedain April 14 2012 01:08. Posts 450 | Profile # |
Steel toe boots yo.
That shit would hella suck ass.
Like legitimately suck ass. |
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| Beaver! Germany. April 14 2012 01:10. Posts 3 | Profile # |
freeze your sperm!
numb your balls!(with that kind of money there should be a medical way to lose the feeling but not the function of your balls)
enjoy the money!Last edit: 2012-04-14 01:12:15 |
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| Mithriel Netherlands. April 14 2012 01:11. Posts 2854 | Profile # |
what happens if you drive your Lamborghini and suddenly get kicked in the balls and crash and die?
Anyway, easiest decision ever!1 YES!!! gimme money! |
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| Sphen5117 United States. April 14 2012 01:11. Posts 412 | Profile # |
| Sometimes you just gotta own this shit. Like everytime he kicks you, light a Benjamin on fire in front of his face, just to rub it in that "I. Don't. Care." |
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| WhiteDog France. April 14 2012 01:12. Posts 3481 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 00:59 Diks wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 00:56 Forte11 wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:53 KalWarkov wrote:
On April 14 2012 00:43 Diks wrote:Poll: What can make you do the most stupid thingGirls (34) 94% Money (2) 6% 36 total votes Your vote: What can make you do the most stupid thing (Vote): Girls
(Vote): Money
money = girls, cant decide^^
close according to known mathematic conclusion girls = money x time
"known mathematic" take the hypothesis that women=time+money, why not women = pride + comfort + love + attention + fidelity yeah with money you can have the comfort and maybe the pride if the girl is materialist.
Your hypothesis are unreal. Every women cost money and time, it's a fact. While not all women are fidel nor give you comfort attention or pride. |
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| Merfyn United Kingdom. April 14 2012 01:13. Posts 777 | Profile # |
yes, 500million is ALOT of money, and easily worth a few kicks, considering what you could do with it  |
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| OrangeApples April 14 2012 01:14. Posts 132 | Profile # |
| Not worth 9k bucks per kick in the balls by a mysterious batman character. Living in paranoia... then when you're on the streets, WHAM! On the floor, everyone wondering what is going on and why you're clutching your balls... |
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| Doublemint Austria. April 14 2012 01:16. Posts 2752 | Profile # |
| No way - my balls are worth more than 500mio. If someone kicks my balls, let alone 3 times a day, it gets personal. |
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