 EneMecH United Kingdom. April 14 2012 03:14. Posts 218 | Profile # |
LOL
Days are only 24 hours long...you can't get enough "fun stuff" done in 24 hours (including sleep) to justify that EVER SINGLE DAY. |
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| stickyhands April 14 2012 03:17. Posts 168 | Profile # |
you guys are too selfish^^
even if i cant have fun myself, i would give the money to my family |
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| randomKo_Orean Korea (South). April 14 2012 03:19. Posts 3552 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 03:08 Beorn1 wrote:
I think the worst would be when you wanna go to sleep and you haven't had your third kick yet.... and right when your about out you get nailed.
This post doesn't get enough love, holy shit hahahahaha! |
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| Akash Romania. April 14 2012 03:19. Posts 102 | Profile # |
How to put this....I would take the hits even for 1 million $ per year of my remaining life.
If the testicles are unharmed and allow me to have kids,then it's np.I'm not saying this as a bluff.
I would even have both of my hands cut 3 times a day,if they would just stick back after they'r cut,for 1 mill $ a year.
And no...i'm not selling myself cheap.
If the average lifespan in Europe is about 70+,then means i'm doing it for about 70 mill $,which is about 1/8 of the sum.
Wait,that means i'm selling myself cheap.
Oh well.I would just accept it as a regular's day nuissance and learn to cope with it. |
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| Moosy Canada. April 14 2012 03:20. Posts 362 | Profile # |
| now for all of the people with balls of steel, what if it were a soccer player doing the deed? |
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| Sphen5117 United States. April 14 2012 03:21. Posts 412 | Profile # |
| All you guys saying you wouldn't do this have no courage in my opinion. At the very least I'd train myself mentally to associate that pain with an awesome sense of joy at all the money I have. *NUT SHOT* "Fuck I'm so RICH, I'm going to go buy a mountain of drugs just to shoo it away as being below my standards" |
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| OpticalShot Canada. April 14 2012 03:23. Posts 5929 | Profile Blog # |
That video (top of page 40) convinced me to say no to this imaginary deal. I got that massive "HGHROARIGNGH" shout (as the guy kicks the other guy in the balls) stuck in my mind, that shit will give me nightmares if I take the deal and I'll go psycho from paranoia and all sorts of mental problems within like a month. Oh man.
HGNRAWRGHGN |
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| Zocat Germany. April 14 2012 03:25. Posts 1780 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 02:19 Maxie wrote:
Get kicked in the balls while driving, crash, die.
Get kicked in the balls while handling something sharp.... accidentally cut off your finger(s), or something else (ouch).
Get kicked in the balls while... well, you get the point.
No thanks, it feels too dangerous, heh.
Same thought for me.
If we add the condition: "No ball kicks when you (or someone else like wife/kids) are injured because of those kicks", yes I'd take it.
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| Zhek Canada. April 14 2012 03:27. Posts 326 | Profile Blog # |
| Of course I'd do it. With that money, I'll be able to live my life on anti-pain drugs so I won't even feel the kick. |
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| IshinShishi Japan. April 14 2012 03:28. Posts 3404 | Profile # |
I've read the first 20 pages, there were just so many people that didn't read/understand/never really got a proper kick in the balls it's astounding.
There's no work around( the "or anything" in the OP, should, you know, cover anything you can come up with), you have to keep your balls unoperated, they never suffer any form of damage and you can't protect them from the kick because it's given by a ghost from hell that kicks through everything, even 200 lined up bodyguards, the main point is that the same initial pain will always be there for every kick, with that out of the way.. NO WEI!! This would definetely drive me insane, I'd never be able to enjoy the money. |
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| KalWarkov Germany. April 14 2012 03:29. Posts 2808 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 03:27 Zhek wrote:
Of course I'd do it. With that money, I'll be able to live my life on anti-pain drugs so I won't even feel the kick.
thats a good point :D |
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| Mackin Ireland. April 14 2012 03:30. Posts 175 | Profile Blog # |
Easiest decision I would ever make. I know for a fact I could do it. The pain would be outweighed heavily by the hero I would become with my money. :D
Besides, if no perma damage is done, the pain only lasts ~~20 mins I've ever experienced. |
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| Firereaver India. April 14 2012 03:33. Posts 1687 | Profile Blog # |
OMGGG hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
The people in this thread takin it seriously..... LMAOOO....
The prob with that combat ki jazz is that you gotta know when that kick is comin else ur dead from a vasovagal.
Also, Wolffs law only applies to bone mineralization... Got nothin to do with balls not gettin crushed... He mustve sucked them up into his abdomen imo..
Would not take it however....
On April 14 2012 01:49 Stacks wrote:
I`d take it. With that much money you could make so many lives so much better all over the world, not taking it would be selfish imo.
Then i read this post... gotta say hes right there... GG my balls. TT.
P.S: Sad that the TL women cannot participate in the epiccness of this thread! |
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| Release United States. April 14 2012 03:34. Posts 3973 | Profile Blog # |
Pain pills, surgery, etc, etc.
Seems like an easy way to earn money.
Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude.Last edit: 2012-04-14 03:37:05 |
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| Mattchew United States. April 14 2012 03:37. Posts 5120 | Profile Blog # |
| The answer is yes. And anyone telling you different is either rich already (iffy even then) or completely lying. Pour 500 million out in front of anyone and they will say yes to anything |
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| iMFroZeN United States. April 14 2012 03:37. Posts 4 | Profile # |
Lol.. It would really be terrible if you only got kicked twice in the day before bed.... Finally fall asleep with a rude awakening
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| Firereaver India. April 14 2012 03:38. Posts 1687 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 03:34 Release wrote:
Pain pills, surgery, etc, etc.
Seems like an easy way to earn money.
Just imagine: You're about to have sex with this hot chick and you haven't had your third kick. In the middle, some creepy dude jumps into the room and BAM! Now, you can't get it up anymore and the chick leaves you for the creepy dude.
ROFLLLLLL
Btw can I use spinal anaesthesia??
And sleep with general anaesthesia?
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| IshinShishi Japan. April 14 2012 03:41. Posts 3404 | Profile # |
| Btw, this thread should be of great value to scientific researchs on how well (badly) people comprehend what they are reading , obviously taking into account the standard percentage of people that never read anything past the title to begin with. |
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| NotSupporting Sweden. April 14 2012 03:41. Posts 1983 | Profile # |
| Don't think so. I would probably end up with some insane anxiety because of it. Can't imagine feeling relaxed knowing that any time (unless you already got all three that day) you could get kicked hard. If it was possible to get kicked while sleeping as well there would be no way I would agree with it, waking up next to every night by getting kicked in the balls would be horrible. |
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| iwearcapes France. April 14 2012 03:43. Posts 143 | Profile Blog # | |
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