| DemonDeacon United States. April 14 2012 11:17. Posts 158 | Profile # |
| i hate questions like this. the money would be awesome but i hate getting kicked in the balls!!!! i wonder if after a few weeks you just get used to the pain? |
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| Zambrah United States. April 14 2012 11:18. Posts 1402 | Profile # |
Yes.
Sooner or later my testicles would evolve some sort of thorny carapace to protect from the constant ballbusting.
At least I'll be dulled to any pain from such constant nut kickery... |
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| Thienan567 United States. April 14 2012 11:18. Posts 325 | Profile Blog # |
Hey, isn't there a Shaolin monk sect that developed a technique to draw your balls into your body and make you immune to getting kicked in the balls?
Yeah, once I learn that I'll gladly take the 500 mill.  |
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| ilj.psa Peru. April 14 2012 11:20. Posts 3080 | Profile Blog # |
| No ,my life would be a living hell. |
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| IshinShishi Japan. April 14 2012 11:38. Posts 3361 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 08:54 itkovian wrote:No thanks. I wouldn't want to live my life in constant paranoia. In the middle of an important speech? Kicked in the balls. Hugging your grandma? Kicked in the balls. Driving your car? Kicked in the balls. About to blow your load? Kicked in the balls. Going up for a layup in a bball game? Kicked in the balls. Girlfriend breaks up with you? Kicked in the balls. Running from the police? Kicked in the balls. Holding off a cannon rush? Kicked in the balls. There'd be many points in the day where in the back of your mind you'd be thinking to yourself "man this would be the worst time to be kicked in the balls" and you would start sweating in anxiety as your balls grew sore instinctively. There would be a lot of moments also where it seems like it would be really dangerous. Imagine you were crossing the road, and you notice a car veering down on you. You could scoot out of the way easily, but then you're kicked in the balls and you fall to the ground. Maybe you're riding your bike, and then you are kicked in the balls (somehow... OP said it could happen whenever!) so then you lose control of your bike and run into a wall. Doing bench press, you get kicked in the balls and lose control of the bar. You would have to alter the way you live drastically to prepare for the fact that you could be kicked in the balls at any moment. Physical activity would become dangerous because any kind of jumping, running, lifting could take a turn for the worst and you could easily injure yourself. The 500 million is supposed to make you happy, but its gonna be hard to stay happy when you are taking a shot to the nuts so often.
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 00:41 Meatt wrote:
This sounds like a bad Adam Sandler movie.
This is so tempting, but after years of kicks to the balls, I'd probably hate my life. Waking up really happy, but then you remember...
Actually, you don't wake up really happy. Remember, you wake up every morning with a kick in the balls.
This post cracked me up so badly, pure gold, ROFLMAO. |
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 Seeker  Korea (South). April 14 2012 11:40. Posts 17288 | Profile Blog # |
DUDE!!!!
THE TL POLLS USED TO LOOK SIIIIIICCCCKKK!!! |
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| amazingxkcd United States. April 14 2012 11:49. Posts 2678 | Profile # |
Don't worry guys!
I got balls of steel, steel, steel. |
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| Chocobo United States. April 14 2012 11:52. Posts 1093 | Profile # |
| Do I get the option to surgically remove my balls? If I can cheat that way to avoid the pain I'd do it. |
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| NotYetAWoman Norway. April 14 2012 11:58. Posts 44 | Profile # |
No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked.
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| ZidaneTribal United States. April 14 2012 12:08. Posts 2631 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 11:58 NotYetAWoman wrote:
No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked.
have u been kicked in the balls hard before? just wondering cuz ur username seem fitting |
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| Ciryandor United States. April 14 2012 12:14. Posts 3167 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 12:08 ZidaneTribal wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 11:58 NotYetAWoman wrote:
No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked.
have u been kicked in the balls hard before? just wondering cuz ur username seem fitting
And your username is even more fitting, given that we're talking about kicking balls. |
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| terranu1 Romania. April 14 2012 12:25. Posts 53 | Profile # |
There's a vital condition missing from OP. I've seen shaolin monks kicked very very hard in the balls and they do that on a daily basis until they feel less to no pain. Is the pain from kicks dependent of my body and mind weakness wich mean i can train to drastically reduce the pain or is it a constant 
If it depends on first I would gladly take the money and take like 5 years to do a training in one of those shaolin temples while my money grows in a bank orinvestition of sort. |
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 NeMeSiS3 Canada. April 14 2012 12:28. Posts 2969 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 08:09 XiGua wrote:
Show nested quote +On April 14 2012 08:01 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
See, I know the rules are set buttt with money comes the ability to break rules, simply if "no one can see" this person set up cameras around you and have 4 armed ex-navy seals at all times surrounding you, then you are not infact breaking any rules, you just are never in a situation where someone wouldn't "see" this person.
See : ) I win.
You just get kicked in the balls and you CAN'T stop it. This person has super natural powers, some call him balls-man but I'd rather call him kick-man. There is nothing you can do... You will get KICKED in the BALLS 3 times a day and the pain will always be as excruciating as the first time
he will be seen though, it will break the cycle and the mass relays (NO MATTER WHAT) will blow up because the star child says so and all 16 endings are exactly the same with exception of about 5% of... wait sorry got side tracked...
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| MrMcIntosh Australia. April 14 2012 12:48. Posts 91 | Profile Blog # |
| Simple answer. Lots of morphine |
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| Protossrush United States. April 14 2012 12:52. Posts 53 | Profile # |
| Its easy to say yes over a computer but in reality half of the people that voted yes would not be able to live with the pain. |
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| Navi Korea (South). April 14 2012 12:55. Posts 3249 | Profile # |
On April 14 2012 12:52 Protossrush wrote:
Its easy to say yes over a computer but in reality half of the people that voted yes would not be able to live with the pain.
they would not know that they would not be able to live with the pain - doesn't mean that they wouldn't say yes  |
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| Severedevil United States. April 14 2012 13:12. Posts 4498 | Profile Blog # |
A lot of people spend 50+ hours each week doing things they hate to earn far less. Three damage-free nut shots a day seems greatly preferable, even if you never grow accustomed to the pain.
Of course, that reasoning doesn't apply if you enjoy your work. |
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| Piggiez April 14 2012 13:15. Posts 386 | Profile # |
| how is the poll within 1 from each choice with 3621 votes having been cast? |
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| CursOr United States. April 14 2012 13:34. Posts 5524 | Profile Blog # |
On April 14 2012 11:58 NotYetAWoman wrote:
No. no chance, if youv ever been kicked hard in the balls before, you would never say yes to this.. the pain is beyond anything u can imagine, and its there for sevral hours afther uv been kicked.
So true. It hurts in your stomach. It makes you feel sick to the stomach for hours and hours afterwards. This isn't even close to worth it. I'm pretty happy atm with my life, pretty lucky- no way I would trade it for this kinna torture.Last edit: 2012-04-14 13:35:35 |
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| Terranist United States. April 14 2012 13:39. Posts 2282 | Profile Blog # |
| lol the poll has nothing to even do with the question. it's just people voting to keep it 50/50 now. |
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