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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 58

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 mordek   United States. April 25 2012 06:05. Posts 3300
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Are you awoken at the same time each day? Another factor to consider...
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 BillyJoe   Canada. April 25 2012 06:14. Posts 60
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Give it a couple months, by then youll be so used to it that you wont even flinch. Body adapts well.
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 uNiGNoRe   Germany. April 25 2012 06:16. Posts 1093
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This thread never gets old...
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  rotinegg   United States. April 25 2012 06:21. Posts 1717Profile Blog # 
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

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 XiGua   Sweden. April 25 2012 06:25. Posts 2909
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On April 25 2012 06:21 rotinegg wrote:
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

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But isn't he prepared for all those kicks?

When your body has no idea when the kick will come you will be affected emotionally as well. Constantly thinking about the impact that is imminent. You would never have a peaceful time!

On the other hand, I guess the money might make you think of other things and forget about the kicks until it really happens.
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 Cozzak   Canada. April 25 2012 06:29. Posts 48
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On April 25 2012 06:21 rotinegg wrote:
I would take the money in a heartbeat. Why?

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Just like I said before, after a few years of doing this 3 times a day, you would develop an 'immunity.' So I'll reiterate what I said before, YES I would take the money. Nice find.
Learn. Adapt. Evolve.
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  rotinegg   United States. April 25 2012 06:38. Posts 1717Profile Blog # 

On April 25 2012 06:25 XiGua wrote:

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But isn't he prepared for all those kicks?

When your body has no idea when the kick will come you will be affected emotionally as well. Constantly thinking about the impact that is imminent. You would never have a peaceful time!

On the other hand, I guess the money might make you think of other things and forget about the kicks until it really happens.

i cant comment on how much of a difference preparedness makes, but from the explanation in the video, it sounds more like the guy built passive immunity through training rather than actively doing anything to defend a shot to the nuts. On a side note, I just rewatched the video and that black guy is HUUUUGE; I think I would die if he kicked me anywhere on my body
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 Xiron   Germany. April 25 2012 06:43. Posts 1153
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On April 25 2012 06:38 rotinegg wrote:

i cant comment on how much of a difference preparedness makes, but from the explanation in the video, it sounds more like the guy built passive immunity through training rather than actively doing anything to defend a shot to the nuts. On a side note, I just rewatched the video and that black guy is HUUUUGE; I think I would die if he kicked me anywhere on my body


I agree 100%. I bet he would be able to kick my 145 pounds like 10m. (actually sliding on the ground, not flying :D )
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 Zushen   April 25 2012 06:46. Posts 275
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wow this is poll is close as hell
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  EneMecH   United Kingdom. April 25 2012 06:46. Posts 218Profile # 
@EveryoneAbove: you still don't get it?

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BALLS BUILD UP A NUMBNESS TO PAIN AND HAVE IT CAUSE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE!

That's like having your cake and eating it too.

It's either permanently affecting your balls or it isn't.
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 TheBanana   Norway. April 25 2012 06:52. Posts 2145
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Hmm, the first kick is counted out as that's something I need to get out of bed anyway.
If there was only one more I would take the money easy.
But two? That doubles the amount to something that might be unbearable.

Fuck it, give me the money.
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 nalgene   Canada. April 25 2012 07:15. Posts 2145
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On April 25 2012 00:21 YouMake wrote:
i would take my 500mill and hire a contract killer. Kill the guy and live happy with my other 499 mil

No one can see that invisible force.
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 Shinobi1982   April 25 2012 07:40. Posts 1517
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I had tears in my eyes from laughing reading some of the comments.

I'd take the pussy way out and take the money, book a surgery the same day to remove the balls. And knowing my luck, karma would strike and I would get robbed the day after the surgery.
Train like an animal, eat like a horse, sleep like a baby, grow like a weed.
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 Greenei   Germany. April 25 2012 07:44. Posts 745
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On April 25 2012 07:40 Shinobi1982 wrote:
I had tears in my eyes from laughing reading some of the comments.

I'd take the pussy way out and take the money, book a surgery the same day to remove the balls. And knowing my luck, karma would strike and I would get robbed the day after the surgery.


You really think the pleasure youg et from the money is bigger then from the one from your balls? I pity you.
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 Femari   United States. April 25 2012 07:46. Posts 2836
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I wouldn't. No point in having money if you live in constant fear of pain.
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 Aveng3r   United States. April 25 2012 08:05. Posts 611
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if the money could be spent on getting rid of the guy who was kicking me, sign me up
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 nihlon   Sweden. April 25 2012 08:09. Posts 5237
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On April 25 2012 07:44 Greenei wrote:

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You really think the pleasure youg et from the money is bigger then from the one from your balls? I pity you.

Technically you don't need your balls to get an erection (and the following pleasure).
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 Laluglu   April 25 2012 08:23. Posts 3
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On April 24 2012 11:19 Sinensis wrote:

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You guys should consider couples counseling.



9 years on I still get around 5 shots to the balls.

I get my alarm squeezepl ine the morning to wake me up then random kicks/punches when ever she wants if she's pissed off then it ballbusting season
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 Laluglu   April 25 2012 08:30. Posts 3
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On April 25 2012 06:46 EneMecH wrote:
@EveryoneAbove: you still don't get it?

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BALLS BUILD UP A NUMBNESS TO PAIN AND HAVE IT CAUSE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE!

That's like having your cake and eating it too.

It's either permanently affecting your balls or it isn't.



They don't build up a numbness every shot to the balls hurts

There is a difference most ball strikes if done to hurt wont damage

Living proof nine years of constant abuse from my wife
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 Lord Zeya   United States. April 26 2012 05:18. Posts 82
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So I said I'd take it, because there's a bunch of ways you can get around this.

1: Sex change- girls don't get hurt by getting kicked in the groin nearly as much as boys do.
2: Hire a spy to find out where this invisible prick is coming from, maybe you can get rid of him.
3: Device that injects morphine/other painkillers as soon as it notices the spike in sensation.

Also, people who are afraid of dying while driving, remember that you can hire a driver with your bottomless well of money.

EDIT: Epic 50/50 split on the polls
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