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$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls - Page 9

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  Klogon   MURICA. October 23 2007 05:31. Posts 15806Profile Blog # 
You'll get used to the money and the novelty of having that much will wear out fast. The pain won't.

Hot_Bid was saying most people will take a shot to the nuts for 9k. Probably true. But as you get more and more money, as an economist will say, there are diminishing returns to every dollar. After a point, the shots to the nuts start >>>> the money. And that point will come sooner than you'd think.
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 minus_human   Romania. October 23 2007 05:34. Posts 4758
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Imagine getting kicked while in the middle of the sexual act with your gf =]]
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 Luddite   United States. October 23 2007 05:36. Posts 2153
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Who is this crazy billionaire that's willing to fork over that much money just so he can follow around some poor sucker kicking him in the balls for the rest of his life? Richard Branson?
"This is absolutely pointless and useless and I don't know what could be more retarded than this idea" Hymm, talking about my idea
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  JensOfSweden   Cameroon. October 23 2007 05:38. Posts 1767Profile Blog # 
Hell no Just waking up each day and knowing you will suffer from immense pain will make it all bad.
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
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 decafchicken   United States. October 23 2007 05:42. Posts 15176
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On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times

So would mora.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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  CaucasianAsian   Korea (South). October 23 2007 06:39. Posts 10474Profile Blog # 
that was cold
 
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 FragKrag   United States. October 23 2007 07:09. Posts 11068
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On October 23 2007 05:36 Luddite wrote:
Who is this crazy billionaire that's willing to fork over that much money just so he can follow around some poor sucker kicking him in the balls for the rest of his life? Richard Branson?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
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 SuperJongMan   Jamaica. October 23 2007 09:04. Posts 11428
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FOR LIFE?!?!

I'd have to consider seriously then. Otherwise, EZ yes.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
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 BlackJack   United States. October 23 2007 13:09. Posts 6651
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with $500,000,000 you could buy so much pain killers
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 hasuwar   October 23 2007 13:18. Posts 7357
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this would make for a bitchin' reality tv show
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  IntoTheWow   is awesome. October 23 2007 14:34. Posts 31040Profile Blog # 

On October 23 2007 04:36 {88}iNcontroL wrote:

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Repost for emphasis.

How the FUCK did everyone miss this? Someone can really say this and its not a big deal? Are we serious?


Uh, it's drone.
 
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 evanthebouncy!   United States. October 23 2007 14:40. Posts 10737
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My balls can never be permanently damaged

Well that actually gives my balls invincibility then.
I'm going to take the money, and surgically remove the nerve endings in my ball with 1/4 of that money.

And life shall be good.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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 Aphelion   United States. October 23 2007 14:42. Posts 2719
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On October 23 2007 14:40 evanthebouncy! wrote:
My balls can never be permanently damaged

Well that actually gives my balls invincibility then.
I'm going to take the money, and surgically remove the nerve endings in my ball with 1/4 of that money.

And life shall be good.


Win.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
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 dignitas.merz   Sweden. October 23 2007 14:58. Posts 2528
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Money > all

I'm guessing there are tons of people that has gone through worse things for smaller amounts ;o and if your balls cant be damaged i'd say evanthebouncy got it right.

And eriadors post was just wtf.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
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 Zeller   United States. October 23 2007 15:10. Posts 1090
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couldnt do it , maybe if it was just once a day , but 2 more times randomly throughout the day could make life fucking horrible no matter what you own
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
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 righthand   Haiti. October 23 2007 22:05. Posts 149
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On October 23 2007 13:09 BlackJack wrote:
with $500,000,000 you could buy so much pain killers


i agree with this guy
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  Liquid`Drone   Norway. October 23 2007 22:12. Posts 19277Profile # 
I'd honestly just assume that anyone who has ever been kicked in the balls would agree with me
has nothing to do with a desire to be sodomized, but being kicked in the balls hurts more. =[

i actually don't know how much being sodomized by a big black guy would hurt, I assume quite a lot, but I don't even think it would be close to 3 hard kicks to the balls.
LOLLLL I LAUGH'D SO HARD AT UR 60 IQ COMMENT PLEASE KILL URSELF STONE AGE NOOB.
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 L!MP   Australia. October 23 2007 22:15. Posts 2067
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i will propose this question to my friends. personally, no.
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 GongKyuckTerran   Croatia. October 23 2007 22:19. Posts 1096
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On October 23 2007 00:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
i'd much rather take it up the ass than get kicked in the balls
i'd rather be sodomized by a big black guy for 30 minutes than get kicked hard in the balls 3 times


sorry man but you are idiot with that kind of thinking ...
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
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  Liquid`Drone   Norway. October 23 2007 22:23. Posts 19277Profile # 
pain from being kicked hard in the balls even once lasts much longer than 30 minutes
the intense, gut wrenching pain making you unable to do anything other than cry on the floor lasts like 10
LOLLLL I LAUGH'D SO HARD AT UR 60 IQ COMMENT PLEASE KILL URSELF STONE AGE NOOB.
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