 DJEtterStyle United States. November 02 2007 17:37. Posts 2592 | Profile Blog |
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So easy, even fictional, animated characters can do it!
Winning the OSL Is Easy!
by DJEtterStyle
TeamLiquid: Final Edits
Like a dog delivering a dead animal to his owner, I feel utterly compelled to share my opinions with the masses, unwelcome though they may be. But this time, the joke’s on you! By clicking on the link to this article, you’ve asked for my opinion. You want it. You’re begging for it. So I’m almost ashamed to confess that this article contains no opinions whatsoever; it’s nothing but cold, hard science. And because all good science starts with a conclusion, I’ll provide one: winning the OSL is easy.
It’s so easy, in fact, that I have to wonder how the revelation escaped so many lesser minds. My powerful brain is usually preoccupied with how to reform the reactionary structure of the American government, the history of literary criticism, and female gymnasts. So for me to spend my time pondering how to win the OSL seems like a waste of talent, and indeed, it was: I could have watched at least three floor exercises in the time it took me to research this article. Regardless, please allow me to present my exhaustive research. By following these simple steps, anyone can win the OSL!
- Go to Korea (South).
- Go 12-0 in the Courage League.
- Go 6-0 in the PSL.
- Go 9-0 in the OSC.
- Go 11-0 in the OSL.
I can already hear the loud-mouthed and annoying among you saying, “But that’s 38 straight wins! That seems like a lot!” Well, the terms “seems” and “a lot” are wholly unscientific by definition, meaning that they have no place in a serious, scientific article such as this one. So all you’ve really said is, “But that’s 38 straight wins!” And indeed, it is. But it doesn’t have to be.
- Go to Korea (South)
- Go 12-6 in the Courage League.
- Go 6-3 in the PSL.
- Go 2-1 in the OSC.
- Go 2-1 in the ODT.
- Go 10-6 in the OSL.
By following the above-outlined method, anyone can win the OSL with a mere 65.31% winning percentage. Get a solid D average and you’re a champion!
But all this research begs the question: because my easy-to-follow steps were not published until just now, who is going to win the current OSL? The answer lies in the percentage. Only one player in the current OSL has a winning percentage above 65.31%, and that player is Jaedong. So who’s going to win the current OSL? Jaedong. You can’t argue with science.Last edit: 2007-11-02 18:38:06 |
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 noojOh United States. November 02 2007 17:46. Posts 560 | Profile Blog | |
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 mdb Bulgaria. November 02 2007 17:47. Posts 1865 | Profile Blog |
| Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D Last edit: 2007-11-02 17:47:48 |
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 HonestTea  November 02 2007 17:49. Posts 4719 | Profile Blog |
Ha! It's easier for me because I'm already in Korea (South).
Muahahah. |
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 Hot_Bid Braavos. November 02 2007 17:49. Posts 22099 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
how can you say it's not worth an FE
in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL
someone forward this to yellow and midasLast edit: 2007-11-02 17:50:13 |
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 koryano321 United States. November 02 2007 17:53. Posts 309 | Profile |
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
how can you say it's not worth an FE in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL someone forward this to yellow and midas
hahhahahahahhahahahahaha you forgot reachLast edit: 2007-11-02 17:53:50 |
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 jhNz Germany. November 02 2007 17:54. Posts 1785 | Profile Blog |
| okay guys, see you in korea! |
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 KizZBG UK mofo. November 02 2007 18:03. Posts 7037 | Profile Blog |
That was nice. 
And I hope Jaedong takes it. I love this guy! |
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 HaXxorIzed Australia. November 02 2007 18:50. Posts 3811 | Profile Blog |
| Steve, hurry the fuck up and get a degree on this stuff already. : ) |
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 aeronexus United States. November 02 2007 18:55. Posts 392 | Profile |
man I'm so glad there's more to the StarLeagues than this
but really, you should have waited until April 1st  Last edit: 2007-11-02 19:08:50 |
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| MuShu United States. November 02 2007 18:59. Posts 3170 | Profile |
But technically you could go 35-3ish and still lose the OSL.
Besides, we all know Bisu will win the OSL. |
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 red.venom United States. November 02 2007 19:28. Posts 4367 | Profile |
On November 02 2007 17:53 koryano321 wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
how can you say it's not worth an FE in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL someone forward this to yellow and midas
hahhahahahahhahahahahaha you forgot reach
Reach won an osl????????? |
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 alffla Hong Kong. November 02 2007 20:12. Posts 13083 | Profile Blog | |
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 Sunyveil United States. November 02 2007 22:37. Posts 3204 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
On November 02 2007 18:03 KizZBG wrote:That was nice. And I hope Jaedong takes it. I love this guy!
go Jaedong!!! |
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 IntoTheWow Argentina. November 02 2007 23:07. Posts 25193 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
how can you say it's not worth an FE in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL someone forward this to yellow and midas
loooooooooooooooooool |
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| zer0das United States. November 02 2007 23:35. Posts 1938 | Profile Blog |
| For some reason the only thing I can think of is Butters winning an OSL.... :> |
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| minus_human Romania. November 02 2007 23:53. Posts 3165 | Profile Blog |
On November 02 2007 17:49 Hot_Bid wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 02 2007 17:47 mdb wrote:
Funny read, but definately not worth to be in FE imo :D
how can you say it's not worth an FE in 500 words or less the man just gave you a blueprint to win the OSL someone forward this to yellow and midas
rofl
give it to poor Bisu  |
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| dronebabo Japan. November 03 2007 02:07. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
| very good article, unlike your more opinionated pieces |
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