| krok(obs) Germany. January 08 2011 09:40. Posts 263 | Profile Blog # |
| im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre |
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| NrG.Bamboo United States. January 08 2011 10:13. Posts 2443 | Profile Blog # |
I'm drinking Four Lokos with my girlfriend and taking turns playing SC2. I love life.
And it's kahlua :D, krok. |
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| gulati United States. January 08 2011 10:35. Posts 1649 | Profile Blog # |
On January 08 2011 09:40 krok(obs) wrote:
im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre
Are you going to have intercourse with her? ^_^/ |
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| GQz Australia. January 08 2011 10:44. Posts 168 | Profile # |
FFUUUUUU...
Birthday yesterday, full Two-Oh (2 decades, le sigh). Mad Hangover now. Cruuuuuuuuddd |
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| Doppelganger January 08 2011 12:05. Posts 452 | Profile # |
| Just waiting for the dawn of a new day! (after drinking and puking like there is no tomorrow) |
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| RogueStatus January 08 2011 12:08. Posts 266 | Profile # |
I'll be here in about 7 or 8 hours
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| unsmart United States. January 08 2011 12:23. Posts 322 | Profile # |
| My friends and I were bored today so we watched some Kids in the Hall. The Girl Drink Drunk sketch came up and at the end of it we decided we had to go to Coldstone, order milkshakes (didn't matter what flavor), and poor in whiskey (we only had Wild Turkey) from a flask in-front of the cashier. Needless to say the drinks sucked, we probably should of got some vanilla spiced Capt Morgan's for it. We decided to continue drinking when we got back to my friends place. I just walked home and decided it's time for SC2. So if you're low diamond get ready for some free wins! |
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| ChThoniC United States. January 09 2011 20:49. Posts 536 | Profile Blog # |
Just came back from my friend's b-day party at a bar.
But I don't drink before I drive.
I came home at like 12:30 and started drinking black velvet + rockstar cola and playing starcraft.
I went 8-2, and that last loss I was finally too drunk to play well.
So here I am, drunkposting on TL and about to go to sleep. |
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| VegetaLOL United States. January 09 2011 22:47. Posts 9 | Profile # |
| free wins on the ladder, I don't even know how I can beat people, but I still manage at low diamond. LOL |
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| bITt.mAN Switzerland. January 09 2011 23:29. Posts 3401 | Profile Blog # |
Fuck, everytime I'm drunk I test it, y'know.
I swear on all 6 (8?) of my iCCup accounts I actually do this
Hre are some good ones: If I can't solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute, I know I'm pretty fucked, but then again I'd only really run across one of those if I'm in my room, that is if I didn't take it for the train afterwards, but wait, I wouldn't take it, cuz it might get borked, and that would make me real FUCKIN SAD/PISSED
Oh yes, another one:
Guys, practice 2 things,
1) Appearing more drunk than you actually are
2) Being able to do cartwheels/handstands (flips? fuck yea!) while drunk\
Why, you might ask? FREE DRINKS, PROFIT!
If you're on a green or in some park or something, you'd be amazed how much money you can make just betting with people "I bet you 5$/a drink/a bottle that I can't do [XYZ awesome]" |
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 Antiproduct Netherlands. January 12 2011 01:12. Posts 50 | Profile # |
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol
fuckinbg cognac
You don't what a girl looks like you fucking loser. |
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| PiRate647 Belgium. January 12 2011 04:11. Posts 187 | Profile # |
| Should I be worried that even with the rational part of my head being crippled by more than a bottle of champagne i would still rather browse TL than watch porn ?? |
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| MBH Ireland. January 12 2011 04:15. Posts 793 | Profile # |
| You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe... |
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| roflcopter420 Sweden. January 12 2011 04:26. Posts 168 | Profile # |
im drinking a beer lol  |
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| phyre112 United States. January 12 2011 04:43. Posts 2338 | Profile # |
On January 08 2011 10:44 GQz wrote:
FFUUUUUU...
Birthday yesterday, full Two-Oh (2 decades, le sigh). Mad Hangover now. Cruuuuuuuuddd
I had my 20th a few weeks ago, during finals. Trust me bro, yours was better. |
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| LarJarsE United States. January 12 2011 04:51. Posts 1326 | Profile Blog # |
On January 08 2011 10:13 Valentine wrote:
I'm drinking Four Lokos with my girlfriend and taking turns playing SC2. I love life.
And it's kahlua :D, krok.
pic for proof or gtfo.
seriously, that is awesome. |
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| Terrix Germany. January 12 2011 04:54. Posts 283 | Profile # |
Man I heard they were making 4 Lokos illegal in California... I have no idea why, other than it gets you fucked up as shit and mostly young people (kids like me!) drink it.
Now that I'm in Germany I just like to sip down a nice cold beer, either German or Czech beer is great... |
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| Impervious Canada. January 12 2011 04:58. Posts 3485 | Profile Blog # |
On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...
I'm sober, and I'd be interested in seeing what actually comes up lol. |
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| PiRate647 Belgium. January 12 2011 06:56. Posts 187 | Profile # |
On January 12 2011 04:58 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...
I'm sober, and I'd be interested in seeing what actually comes up lol.
Kerrigan = Hawt . btw porn wasn`t interesting so i`m back here again :D somebody should totally look that up |
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| barth Ireland. January 12 2011 07:32. Posts 1254 | Profile # |
On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...
HIGHLY NSFW (URL):
+ Show Spoiler +http://youporn.com/watch/311020/starcraft-porn/?from=search_full&pos=1
That was pretty funny... |
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