im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre
NrG.Bamboo United States. January 08 2011 10:13. Posts 2443
On January 08 2011 09:40 krok(obs) wrote: im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre
Are you going to have intercourse with her? ^_^/
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My friends and I were bored today so we watched some Kids in the Hall. The Girl Drink Drunk sketch came up and at the end of it we decided we had to go to Coldstone, order milkshakes (didn't matter what flavor), and poor in whiskey (we only had Wild Turkey) from a flask in-front of the cashier. Needless to say the drinks sucked, we probably should of got some vanilla spiced Capt Morgan's for it. We decided to continue drinking when we got back to my friends place. I just walked home and decided it's time for SC2. So if you're low diamond get ready for some free wins!
ChThoniC United States. January 09 2011 20:49. Posts 536
Just came back from my friend's b-day party at a bar. But I don't drink before I drive. I came home at like 12:30 and started drinking black velvet + rockstar cola and playing starcraft. I went 8-2, and that last loss I was finally too drunk to play well. So here I am, drunkposting on TL and about to go to sleep.
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VegetaLOL United States. January 09 2011 22:47. Posts 9
Fuck, everytime I'm drunk I test it, y'know. I swear on all 6 (8?) of my iCCup accounts I actually do this
Hre are some good ones: If I can't solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute, I know I'm pretty fucked, but then again I'd only really run across one of those if I'm in my room, that is if I didn't take it for the train afterwards, but wait, I wouldn't take it, cuz it might get borked, and that would make me real FUCKIN SAD/PISSED
Oh yes, another one: Guys, practice 2 things, 1) Appearing more drunk than you actually are 2) Being able to do cartwheels/handstands (flips? fuck yea!) while drunk\
Why, you might ask? FREE DRINKS, PROFIT!
If you're on a green or in some park or something, you'd be amazed how much money you can make just betting with people "I bet you 5$/a drink/a bottle that I can't do [XYZ awesome]"
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Antiproduct Netherlands. January 12 2011 01:12. Posts 50
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote: how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol
You don't what a girl looks like you fucking loser.
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PiRate647 Belgium. January 12 2011 04:11. Posts 187