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[Poll] Dog vs. Human

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 Lemonwalrus   United States. May 25 2008 12:19. Posts 5445
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Alright, a few people from irc and I were talking, and we started, for some reason, debating whether or not a human could win in a fight 'to the death' against a dog.

For the sake of accuracy, I will present a specific situation for the poll.

You and a German Sheppard are put into a regular sized room and you must fight until one of you dies. The dog will immediately attack you (once released) and it will be set on killing you. You have no weapons, and are wearing no protective clothing, just regular street clothes. You can't use anything that isn't part of you as a weapon. Given this situation, who do you think would win the fight?

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Poll: Dog or Human?
(Vote): Dog wins
(Vote): Person wins

Feel free to discuss your views in the thread.

Edit: sorry.
Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:35:46
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  micronesia   United States. May 25 2008 12:20. Posts 19323Profile Blog # 
Depends on the person. Some people would have a good shot, some people would get pwned.

Edit: lemonwalrus would get ez'd
Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:20:48
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  IntoTheWow   is awesome. May 25 2008 12:21. Posts 31040Profile Blog # 
We are talking about something completely average. Average size, not martial training etc. If not we would need to pick a fighting dog.
 
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 XCetron   May 25 2008 12:22. Posts 5192
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as long as the person keep their cool and dont panic, i dont see how a human would lose.
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  IntoTheWow   is awesome. May 25 2008 12:22. Posts 31040Profile Blog # 
Why was this closed??
Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:36:09
 
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 spec. opps   United States. May 25 2008 12:23. Posts 127
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edit: dog
Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:25:25
time is the biggest difference that can be made
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  Last Romantic   United States. May 25 2008 12:24. Posts 20146Profile Blog # 
An average human male that's in decent shape would probably be able to win, though it'd be a close thing.
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 evanthebouncy!   United States. May 25 2008 12:25. Posts 10737
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Depends on the guy ~~
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 Kong John   Denmark. May 26 2008 05:32. Posts 1013
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Dunno, i think an avarage dude would be able to kick the dogs ass. If he wasent suprised or anything .
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 H   New Zealand. May 26 2008 05:34. Posts 5933
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Lol this got closed twice o:
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  Xeofreestyler   Belgium. May 26 2008 05:34. Posts 6346Profile Blog # 
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that
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 distant_voice   Germany. May 26 2008 05:35. Posts 2513
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the dog would probably bite your leg or arm and wouldn't let go of it. if you can deal with the pain and manage to significantly hurt the dog you might have a chance.

but all in all I think the dog would make it.
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 ieatkids5   United States. May 26 2008 05:35. Posts 4383
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On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that

kick it in the face

edit - nonstop
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 CruiseR   Poland. May 26 2008 05:36. Posts 3921
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dog ez
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 CyuntiyuL   Canada. May 26 2008 05:36. Posts 1737
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dogs naturally have instincts to go for the neck and shit. the average human would be like "why isn't this dog on a leash?" and then just get killed.

VOTED DOG.
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 fusionsdf   Canada. May 26 2008 05:36. Posts 15354
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dog can only really attack by biting

so if you can get in a position where it has difficulty biting you (maintaining distance by kicking, or with an arm wrapped around its neck) you win
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 spec. opps   United States. May 26 2008 05:37. Posts 127
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dog would eat you
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time is the biggest difference that can be made
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 Tinithor   United States. May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 1552
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Unless your stupid the person would. Multiple stomps to the dogs face would kill it.
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 Wysp   Canada. May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 2118
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if you kick it good in the head and not let off you'd probably have no problem. Otherwise it all depends where the bastard latches on. if it got me on the arm I'd just smash it into a wall a until its concussed to fuck, on the leg that would be harder but still possible. As long as you don't give up and it doesn't get your eyes/throat I don't see how you could not kill it before you die of rended organs/bleeding.
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  Rekrul   Korea (South). May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 16550Profile Blog # 
just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though

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Last edit: 2008-05-26 05:40:15
why so 진지해?
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