| Lemonwalrus United States. May 25 2008 12:19. Posts 5445 | Profile Blog # |
Alright, a few people from irc and I were talking, and we started, for some reason, debating whether or not a human could win in a fight 'to the death' against a dog.
For the sake of accuracy, I will present a specific situation for the poll.
You and a German Sheppard are put into a regular sized room and you must fight until one of you dies. The dog will immediately attack you (once released) and it will be set on killing you. You have no weapons, and are wearing no protective clothing, just regular street clothes. You can't use anything that isn't part of you as a weapon. Given this situation, who do you think would win the fight?
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Poll: Dog or Human?
(Vote): Dog wins
(Vote): Person wins
Feel free to discuss your views in the thread.
Edit:  sorry.Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:35:46 |
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 micronesia United States. May 25 2008 12:20. Posts 19330 | Profile Blog # |
Depends on the person. Some people would have a good shot, some people would get pwned.
Edit: lemonwalrus would get ez'dLast edit: 2008-05-25 12:20:48 |
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 IntoTheWow is awesome. May 25 2008 12:21. Posts 31040 | Profile Blog # |
| We are talking about something completely average. Average size, not martial training etc. If not we would need to pick a fighting dog. |
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| XCetron May 25 2008 12:22. Posts 5192 | Profile # |
| as long as the person keep their cool and dont panic, i dont see how a human would lose. |
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| IntoTheWow is awesome. May 25 2008 12:22. Posts 31040 | Profile Blog # |
| Why was this closed?? Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:36:09 |
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| spec. opps United States. May 25 2008 12:23. Posts 127 | Profile Blog # |
| edit: dog Last edit: 2008-05-25 12:25:25 |
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 Last Romantic United States. May 25 2008 12:24. Posts 20146 | Profile Blog # |
| An average human male that's in decent shape would probably be able to win, though it'd be a close thing. |
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| evanthebouncy! United States. May 25 2008 12:25. Posts 10737 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Kong John Denmark. May 26 2008 05:32. Posts 1013 | Profile Blog # |
Dunno, i think an avarage dude would be able to kick the dogs ass. If he wasent suprised or anything  .Last edit: 2008-05-26 05:33:52 |
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| H New Zealand. May 26 2008 05:34. Posts 5933 | Profile Blog # |
| Lol this got closed twice o: |
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 Xeofreestyler Belgium. May 26 2008 05:34. Posts 6346 | Profile Blog # |
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that |
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| distant_voice Germany. May 26 2008 05:35. Posts 2513 | Profile Blog # |
the dog would probably bite your leg or arm and wouldn't let go of it. if you can deal with the pain and manage to significantly hurt the dog you might have a chance.
but all in all I think the dog would make it. |
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| ieatkids5 United States. May 26 2008 05:35. Posts 4383 | Profile Blog # |
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that
kick it in the face
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| CyuntiyuL Canada. May 26 2008 05:36. Posts 1737 | Profile Blog # |
dogs naturally have instincts to go for the neck and shit. the average human would be like "why isn't this dog on a leash?" and then just get killed.
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| fusionsdf Canada. May 26 2008 05:36. Posts 15354 | Profile Blog # |
dog can only really attack by biting
so if you can get in a position where it has difficulty biting you (maintaining distance by kicking, or with an arm wrapped around its neck) you win |
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| spec. opps United States. May 26 2008 05:37. Posts 127 | Profile Blog # |
| dog would eat you Last edit: 2008-05-26 05:37:59 |
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| Tinithor United States. May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 1552 | Profile # |
| Unless your stupid the person would. Multiple stomps to the dogs face would kill it. |
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| Wysp Canada. May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 2118 | Profile Blog # |
| if you kick it good in the head and not let off you'd probably have no problem. Otherwise it all depends where the bastard latches on. if it got me on the arm I'd just smash it into a wall a until its concussed to fuck, on the leg that would be harder but still possible. As long as you don't give up and it doesn't get your eyes/throat I don't see how you could not kill it before you die of rended organs/bleeding. |
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 Rekrul Korea (South). May 26 2008 05:39. Posts 16550 | Profile Blog # |
just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though
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