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Have you ever been caught jacking off?

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 YPang   United States. July 19 2008 10:35. Posts 3914
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Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say?


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Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): no
(Vote): I dont jack off

Last edit: 2008-07-24 04:54:05
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  clazziquai   July 19 2008 10:37. Posts 6685Profile Blog # 
yes =/
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
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 YPang   United States. July 19 2008 10:38. Posts 3914
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On July 19 2008 10:37 clazziquai wrote:
yes =/


then vote yes, where did you get caught? and what did your parents or friends say?
#1 Peru Hater | sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
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 Hurricane   United States. July 19 2008 10:40. Posts 3145
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I'm calling shenanigans on any vote for "I don't jack off".

And no, I've never been caught.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET
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 iG.Aura   Poland. July 19 2008 10:40. Posts 674
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On July 19 2008 10:38 YanGpaN wrote:

Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 10:37 clazziquai wrote:
yes =/



then vote yes, where did you get caught? and what did your parents or friends say?


you said you got caught but never explained it either.

i never got caught... too stealthy
its always too late
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 Cobalt   United States. July 19 2008 10:44. Posts 441
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This is why you install a computer in your shower, hidden behind part of the shower wall that drops down when you push a button under the shampoo. Then you've got your porn right at your fingertips, and a place no one will ever catch you!
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 nAi.PrOtOsS   Canada. July 19 2008 10:45. Posts 784
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Why the fuck did u masturbate while in the same bed as ur dad? Thats risky as fuck, i admit ive done it in more dangerous places tho.
The problem with ignorance is that when u call somone ignorant u could just be ignorant to the fact that your being ignorant.
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  clazziquai   July 19 2008 10:46. Posts 6685Profile Blog # 
i was in 9th grade and i was in my room and i dunno...felt like doing it and my dad just burst into the room then t-t
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 lesser_good   Canada. July 19 2008 10:47. Posts 698
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by my mom once 2 months ago!

she saw nothing

but it was obvious
-computer on desk top
-me panting
-box of tissues close at hand
-my pants undone
pew pew
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  travis   United States. July 19 2008 10:50. Posts 20438Profile Blog # 
ya like 4 diff times by 4 diff people
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1339390772371.jpg
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 SK.Testie   Canada. July 19 2008 10:51. Posts 8548
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When it happens that often Travis, I think you secretly want to be caught. Or maybe not secretly.
What a cold-hearted person you are not to keep your mosquito kill count.
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 FreeDoM[YA]   Canada. July 19 2008 10:52. Posts 854
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Never and I'm hoping to quit while I'm ahead!
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 SCC-Faust   United States. July 19 2008 10:52. Posts 2337
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My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for ticks.
Oh god I ran all my stuff into siege tanks... shnarf.
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 YPang   United States. July 19 2008 10:53. Posts 3914
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On July 19 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for ticks.


LMFAO
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 Funchucks   Canada. July 19 2008 10:53. Posts 2113
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On July 19 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for dicks.

OH SHIT THERE'S ONE STUCK ON ME, HELP ME PULL IT OFF!
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
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 pooper-scooper   United States. July 19 2008 10:54. Posts 3106
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Yeah, I've been caught by 3 people.

Mom, brother, and my friend Shaina. None of them really saw that much cause I was in the process of concealing by the time they got inside.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
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  GTR   July 19 2008 10:55. Posts 39279Profile Blog # 
teamliquid = the next masturbation talk forum
Twitter: @TL_GTR | Stream: http://www.twitch.tv/notyuna
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 Funchucks   Canada. July 19 2008 10:56. Posts 2113
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This thread is dangerously close in spirit to a circle jerk.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
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 QuietIdiot   July 19 2008 10:58. Posts 7000
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My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.
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  CharlieMurphy   United States. July 19 2008 11:00. Posts 22893Profile Blog # 
There was a thread like this a long time ago
my friends walked in on me one time lol. Look for old thread for story.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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