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| keV. United States. May 06 2010 10:50. Posts 3127 | Profile Blog # |
| Caught and been caught. It's always the worst thing ever at the time, but in reality its hilarious and both parties should be able to laugh it off. C'est la vie. |
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| LonelyMargarita May 06 2010 11:01. Posts 1844 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 05:23 GiantEnemyCrab wrote:
btw if u dont jerk off ur cum will come out in a wet dream and thatz nasty
Not necessarily. There's this thing called "sex" that also prevents nocturnal emission. I don't know much about it, but I hear it's pretty fun. |
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| Vei United States. May 06 2010 14:21. Posts 2701 | Profile # |
On May 06 2010 02:14 ChApFoU wrote:
Show nested quote +On July 19 2008 11:04 Chef wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Seriously, these threads are kinda lame but you know you'll have a good laugh at some point :D
LOL OH GOD
I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't Day9 |
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 WniO United States. May 06 2010 14:45. Posts 2704 | Profile Blog # |
| lol omg some of these are hilarious, ive never been caught, thank god. but honestly some of you guys go twice a day? lol... maybe once a week for me. actually fuck it im going to see how long i can go... |
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| Sephy90 United States. May 06 2010 14:47. Posts 1687 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 14:45 OneFierceZealot wrote:
lol omg some of these are hilarious, ive never been caught, thank god. but honestly some of you guys go twice a day? lol... maybe once a week for me. actually fuck it im going to see how long i can go...
oh god on a bad day, 2 is nowhere near enough, maybe like 4-6 would be good, but of course i don't do it that much everyday... every other day though yeah rofl. no way in hell i could last a week without doing it, i've tried it and when i gave in i think i did it 8 times or so |
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| TheAntZ Bangladesh. May 06 2010 14:57. Posts 5868 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 14:47 Sephy69 wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 14:45 OneFierceZealot wrote:
lol omg some of these are hilarious, ive never been caught, thank god. but honestly some of you guys go twice a day? lol... maybe once a week for me. actually fuck it im going to see how long i can go...
oh god on a bad day, 2 is nowhere near enough, maybe like 4-6 would be good, but of course i don't do it that much everyday... every other day though yeah rofl. no way in hell i could last a week without doing it, i've tried it and when i gave in i think i did it 8 times or so
lol, speaking of this
I once went an entire 2 weeks without fapping, and when I finally did, i kept holding it back
I jacked till i was on the brink and then i stopped
I did that like... i dont remember exactly but at least 20ish times
and then when i finally started going FULL SPEED AHEAD, fapping with as much power and speed as i could muster. This was on the bed, so my dick was aimed straight up, and when i finally came, the cum hit the ceiling. I was so surprised I just stared at it and then it dripped on me
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| Bub United States. May 06 2010 15:08. Posts 3385 | Profile Blog # |
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. ![[image loading]](/userpoll/draw.php?poll_id=4130) Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing
try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed. |
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| Grobyc Canada. May 06 2010 15:11. Posts 16980 | Profile Blog # |
I'm so glad I have my own computer and it's in my room now. I think I've mentioned it before, but my computer is in my closet because my room is so damn small it doesn't fit anywhere else, so when you open the door you have to walk a few feet to see my screen. Not that that is that great though, cause you'll still see my sitting in my chair doing my thing regardless, but if I were to hear someone coming I would be a little safer in the regard that I just have to pull up my pants quickly, and then I have time to casually close whatever's open so it doesn't look like I'm rushing to close shit. Then again, my mom knows I stay up late to game sometimes, and she's seen me play starcraft @ ~200APM, so it could still look normal  |
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| Masamune Canada. May 06 2010 15:11. Posts 2867 | Profile # |
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
I'm not surprised by your location 
Also guys, if you don't masturbate, the cum won't necessarily come out in a wet dream because your body is able to absorb it as well.
On topic, I have never actually been caught, except for some close calls with my mom, dad and brother lol. They all knew I was doing it, but I'm glad one of my sisters haven't because being the bitches that they are, they probably would not let it down even though I have more dirt on them.Last edit: 2010-05-06 15:18:25 |
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| omninmo May 06 2010 15:17. Posts 2349 | Profile Blog # |
| yea, about 10 years ago I was beating off to some choice pornz in my friend's basement when my friend's grandma came in the basement door which was facing the computer screen. thankfully, i didnt see her see me but as i turned around I saw her scurrying away and could only assume she caught me. Last edit: 2010-05-06 15:18:48 |
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| Masamune Canada. May 06 2010 15:20. Posts 2867 | Profile # |
| lol I love the choice of word "scurrying" lol. It makes the story seem more funny for some reason because all I can think of is this grandma running away in terror or in glee lol. |
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| Sephy90 United States. May 06 2010 16:37. Posts 1687 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat
why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf |
| | "So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself" |
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| oddo123 Iceland. May 06 2010 16:41. Posts 134 | Profile # |
| What a great thread to read at work! Last edit: 2010-05-06 16:42:40 |
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| Fedaykin Netherlands. May 06 2010 16:45. Posts 2002 | Profile # |
On May 06 2010 16:37 Sephy69 wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf
My thoughts exactly...
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| Sephy90 United States. May 06 2010 16:57. Posts 1687 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 16:45 Fedaykin wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 16:37 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf
My thoughts exactly...
seriously, i wanna know why |
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| Gridlock United Kingdom. May 06 2010 17:20. Posts 517 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 16:57 Sephy69 wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 16:45 Fedaykin wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:37 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf
My thoughts exactly...
seriously, i wanna know why
He's obviously talking shit you fools.
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| jodogohoo Canada. May 06 2010 17:20. Posts 2488 | Profile Blog # |
Lets just say, The Marine hid in the bunker to avoid detection. If you know what i mean. ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) Last edit: 2010-05-06 17:20:35 |
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| Draconizard May 06 2010 17:23. Posts 625 | Profile # |
On May 06 2010 17:20 Gridlock wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 16:57 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:45 Fedaykin wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:37 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf
My thoughts exactly...
seriously, i wanna know why
He's obviously talking shit you fools.
You clearly have too much faith in humanity. Luckily, that is a weakness which I do not possess. |
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| Gridlock United Kingdom. May 06 2010 17:24. Posts 517 | Profile Blog # |
On May 06 2010 17:23 Draconizard wrote:
Show nested quote +On May 06 2010 17:20 Gridlock wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:57 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:45 Fedaykin wrote:
On May 06 2010 16:37 Sephy69 wrote:
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote:
On July 20 2008 04:59 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?( Vote): Yes ( Vote): no ( Vote): I dont jack off
what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed.
wat why were you? wat. wtf. why ? when? how old? WTF WHY! how... wtf
My thoughts exactly...
seriously, i wanna know why
He's obviously talking shit you fools.
You clearly have too much faith in humanity. Luckily, that is a weakness which I do not possess.
Point taken :S
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| SC2Phoenix Canada. May 06 2010 17:29. Posts 2793 | Profile Blog # |
| Oh man will never watch a Day9 daily the same xD |
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