 OmgIRok Taiwan. August 19 2008 14:13. Posts 2699 | Profile Blog # |
| I don't really know if they are rhymes, maybe like idioms or some shit but yeah just post whatever you know I forgot all of mine except for "NO GLOVE NO LOVE" |
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| shavingcream66 United States. August 19 2008 14:14. Posts 1219 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Ancestral United States. August 19 2008 14:17. Posts 2996 | Profile Blog # |
| Put it in a wrapper before you attack her. |
| | The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama |
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| OmgIRok Taiwan. August 19 2008 14:18. Posts 2699 | Profile Blog # |
On August 19 2008 14:17 Ancestral wrote:
Put it in a wrapper before you attack her.
ooh never heard of that before
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake. Last edit: 2008-08-19 14:18:41 |
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 Mikilatov United States. August 19 2008 14:18. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
| Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. |
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| Ancestral United States. August 19 2008 14:20. Posts 2996 | Profile Blog # |
From the gospel of Google:
Google Wrote
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
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| mahnini United States. August 19 2008 14:20. Posts 6768 | Profile Blog # |
dont have premarital sex
or youre next
to go to hell |
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 travis United States. August 19 2008 14:22. Posts 20425 | Profile Blog # |
if you wanna get bombastic, wrap dat shit in plastic
if you intend to enter a cunt, put a cover on the frontLast edit: 2008-08-19 14:24:11 |
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| Ancestral United States. August 19 2008 14:23. Posts 2996 | Profile Blog # |
| Nice one. Mahnini, that is. But you too Travis. Last edit: 2008-08-19 14:23:28 |
| | The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama |
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| travis United States. August 19 2008 14:27. Posts 20425 | Profile Blog # |
put a condom on your penis, unless u wanna make a fetus
(the n in penis is pronounced with a t sound - for those who lack the gift of gab) |
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| il0seonpurpose Korea (South). August 19 2008 14:27. Posts 5636 | Profile Blog # |
Haha all are funny.
Cover your cock, and make sure its locked!
Make sure it don't break, or you'll splatter like a cake
Take the time to put it on, or else your gf will become a mom!
Made those up ^^ |
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| travis United States. August 19 2008 14:29. Posts 20425 | Profile Blog # |
| put something on your boner, if you intend to bone her |
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| .kaz August 19 2008 14:31. Posts 1956 | Profile Blog # |
| Not really a rhyme, but I've always been told to "Put a helmet on your soldier before sending him to war" |
| | Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~ |
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| travis United States. August 19 2008 14:32. Posts 20425 | Profile Blog # |
def matrix ur bat before attempting a sunken break
i made this like 3 minutes ago and I already dont even understand this oneLast edit: 2008-08-19 14:38:00 |
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 IntoTheWow is awesome. August 19 2008 14:34. Posts 31040 | Profile Blog # |
| Not a rhyme but: Don't use the pencil without the rubber. |
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 BroOd LA. August 19 2008 14:36. Posts 10769 | Profile Blog # |
If you don't wear a condom, it your own fault
When the semen convicts you of sexual assault.
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| IzzyCraft United States. August 19 2008 14:42. Posts 4487 | Profile Blog # |
lol
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. be the best to me . |
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| SK.Testie Canada. August 19 2008 14:47. Posts 8537 | Profile Blog # |
On August 19 2008 14:36 BroOd wrote:
If you don't wear a condom, it your own fault
When the semen convicts you of sexual assault.
LOL |
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| travis United States. August 19 2008 14:49. Posts 20425 | Profile Blog # |
so do these sayings have any actual function?
like, i don't get wit girlz or anything but like before u have sex do any of you think "oh shit, I better not be a fool I gotta wrap my tool", and it saves u from potential badness? |
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| BroOd LA. August 19 2008 14:53. Posts 10769 | Profile Blog # |
| Mine's helped me out tons of times. |
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