Kennigit   Canada. November 09 2008 12:15. Posts 11520 | Profile Blog |
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/pachi/news/tl2gg.png) November 16th 2008 1100 PS / 1400 EST / 2000 CET
The time for epic battle approaches! Next Sunday, Teamliquid will engage in it's second staff battle vs the commentary site SC2GG!
TeamLiquid vs. SC2GG Game 1: OneOther < Othello > Deus_073 Game 2: Hot_Bid < Blue Storm > WorldCommunist8 Game 3: Carnac / Cow < Python > MrBitter / JWD Game 4: DeadVessel < Chupung-Ryeong > Vaul Game 5: Insane < Byzantium 2 > Cholera Game 6: Rage < Medusa > Psyonic_Reaver Game 7: Chill < Andromeda > Salv
If GosuGamers was TeamLiquid's annoying little brother, SC2GG would be TeamLiquid's little brother's classmate's friend's father's plumber. With the expectations set high after the 5-2 thumping of GG.net, can TL follow up with a convincing win over the upstart commentary site? Or will SC2GG, backed by their legions of youtube fans, make their commentary a reality? SC2GG is certainly the underdog. TeamLiquid's users and staff expect nothing less than a 7-0 sweep. But despite constantly playing the martyr card on the TL forums, SC2GG does not want to settle for "respectable". They're in it to win it.
The match kicks off with translation team member OneOther facing off against Deus in a PvT on Othello. What does 강간 translate to? Rape. In the second set, apprentice wizard Hot_Bid (aka R1CH[NamE]) comes out of BW retirement to attempt to stop the god-like hacker WorldCommunist8 from erasing TeamLiquid from existence.
Set three has something Proleague doesn't: 2v2. Inactive since World War 2, German Protoss Carnac teams up with Belgian Zerg and #1 Poster Cow to invade France punish the SC2GG newswriting team of MrBitter and JWD.
Set four is a story of heart, will, and resurgence. DeadVessel has accounted for 50% of all TL.net staff losses, falling to the GG.net Terran Groove during the last showmatch. After his loss to Groove, DeadVessel secluded himself for 30 days, agonizing over the replay and sporting his big red FAIL icon. To punish himself, DV refused to make new IDs for at least 6 hours. Now comes his second and possibly final chance at redemption. Can he change the result this time against the SC2GG caster Vaul? Same matchup. Same map. Different pressure.
Insane won a 2v2 with GTR against GG.net. That alone is enough to make him a hero, but he's back for more. His opponent in Set Five? SC2GG's "as good as Korean commentators" Cholera, who has been quoted as saying "if I had a choice between winning a million dollars or killing all of TeamLiquid's users' families, I would undoubtedly do both."
Set six pits SC2GG's harshest critic outside of China, Rage, against the SC2GG commentator Psyonic_Reaver, who helped set up this showmatch. We should all thank him for his efforts, because without him this match would not happen. However, instead of thanking him we will serve him up a big plate of loss.
The final set has the biggest hype. TL hesitates to call this the "Ace" set, unless "Ace" really means when one team is up 6-0 and the other is desperately trying to get one win. Commentator, Strategy Forum king, and the most hated person on the TL forums, Chill, will play Salv, who is in charge of SC2GG's strategy section. These two love each other, and by love we mean "hate with a passion."
For the past week Staff members have been at a secret bootcamp in the wilderness. Their skill has reached such extreme levels that flawless victory is almost guarenteed and great victory will be brought to TeamLiquid. Rather than practicing ownage by commentary, Chill has simply been binge drinking which he insists will give him the power of flame and mockery come game day - we'll see what Moletrap has to say about that.
As always, matches will be broadcast live and like any good sequel will include lasers explosions and mbs flashing lights.
LETS GET IT ON!Last edit: 2008-11-10 04:21:24 |
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BreaK   Canada. November 09 2008 12:19. Posts 693 | Profile Blog |
SWEEEEET
Nice lineup. Looking forward to Deus/OneOther, Vaul/DeadVessel, Cholera/Insane and Salv/Chill games.
edit: Hahaha, nice, just noticed the TLPD links.Last edit: 2008-11-09 12:23:20 |
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ATeddyBear   Canada. November 09 2008 12:21. Posts 2500 | Profile Blog |
| It's Creed Bratton kenngit NOT Creed Bratten. |
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Jyvblamo   Canada. November 09 2008 12:21. Posts 4476 | Profile Blog | |
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Fish_Baguettes   Australia. November 09 2008 12:22. Posts 317 | Profile |
TL NET FOR THE WIN!
Btw, whos going to commentate if Chill is playing? |
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brjdrb   United States. November 09 2008 12:24. Posts 575 | Profile Blog |
| chill can commentate while he plays. he's chill for pete's sake |
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tube   November 09 2008 12:31. Posts 255 | Profile Blog |
hey dont make fun of TT! i actually like him TT |
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Mazer   Canada. November 09 2008 12:35. Posts 194 | Profile |
| Nice, TL will probably win ez. |
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Superiorwolf   United States. November 09 2008 12:36. Posts 2945 | Profile Blog |
This bootcamp hasn't been promising and guaranteed correct spelling, is it? =O
Good luck everyone :D |
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SiegeTanksandBlueGoo   China. November 09 2008 12:36. Posts 674 | Profile Blog |
Getting "guarenteed" spelled right could help my confidence in Tl.net, yep.
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SiegeTanksandBlueGoo   China. November 09 2008 12:37. Posts 674 | Profile Blog |
| and Hot_Bid better win. Bisu 11 game winning streak ftw? |
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parkin   November 09 2008 12:51. Posts 687 | Profile Blog | |
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Athos   United States. November 09 2008 12:52. Posts 1417 | Profile Blog |
| who's commentating on the SC2gg side? |
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Avidkeystamper   United States. November 09 2008 12:56. Posts 6626 | Profile Blog |
"Cholera, who has been quoted as saying 'if I had a choice between winning a million dollars or killing all of TeamLiquid's users' families, I would undoubtedly do both.'"
lolwut?Last edit: 2008-11-09 12:57:00 |
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kNyTTyM   United States. November 09 2008 12:59. Posts 2926 | Profile Blog |
ez 7-0 team of heros vs. those other guys + rock |
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JWD   United States. November 09 2008 13:06. Posts 6470 | Profile Blog | |
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Realpenguin   United States. November 09 2008 13:14. Posts 7571 | Profile |
OneOther is going to lose the first match now because you linked to Frozean 
EZ 7-0 GOGOGO
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anotak   United States. November 09 2008 13:16. Posts 1358 | Profile Blog |
On November 09 2008 12:52 Athos wrote: who's commentating on the SC2gg side?
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fanatacist   Angola. November 09 2008 13:20. Posts 9239 | Profile Blog | |
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CDRdude   United States. November 09 2008 13:21. Posts 4347 | Profile Blog |
This should be epic. Too bad I might not be able to watch it live  |
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