A Sad Day
Letter from the Editors
Dear Readers,
Our dear friend Hawk has made the decision to resign as editor.
I'm going to be resigning from PX, at least in the editor position. I just straight up have been busy as hell lately (just pulled another all nighter), and I don't have time to do PX when it needs to be done.
Ill still shoot over some threads and stuff that I notice, since I still read TL daily. But consider this my resignation It's been fun.
- Hawk
Ill still shoot over some threads and stuff that I notice, since I still read TL daily. But consider this my resignation It's been fun.
- Hawk
Good luck with real life Hawk! Hope those all-nighters pay off big time!
And also, this: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83895
P.S. I think I may have overdone the blogs this week.
- Kau
Staff
Kau - Editor
Bloodyc0bbler - The Stove
Chill – Strategy
mel_ee - Graphic Designer
Nyovne - IRC Comments
LemonWalrus - Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL - Troll Booth Willie (Temporarily on Leave)
Elric_ - Korean Korner
Hawk - Semi-Retired
decaf – Retired
mahnini – Retired
Serious Business
- How could you do this to your children
- How could you do this to the Simpson's children
- Am I asian or am I yellow?
- Dreaming?
- Sole Target for Shoe-ter
Funsies
Very phallic threads this time around. There are also a bunch of polls in General that I have not included
The Stove www.jamesaparsons.com
Sausage and Vegetable pasta
Ingredients
hot italian sausage
broccoli
zuchini
green or sweet peppers
sweet thai sauce
vodka sauce
alize, or other fruit wine
pasta of choice
procedure
1. julienne the pepper, start pot of water for pasta
2. dice zuchini
3. cut the broccoli florette’s
4. cut the sausage into small pieces, add pasta to water
5. in a pan, saute the sausage, then add the vegetables
6. when meat and veg is almost fully cooked, add the alize and burn off the alcohol
7. add in the vodka sauce and sweet thai sauce
8. when pasta is finished, add to sauce
9. mix well and serve
- Bloodyc0bbler
Chalk Talk
Nothing for this week.
- Chill
Semi-funny IRC Comment of the Week
Again nothing new this week sigh so time for the moltke special. Why? The man himself thinks:
On November 16 2007 03:34 mensrea wrote:
Despite my suggestions to the contrary to him, I hope Moltke never, ever leaves us. We'd be so lost.
Despite my suggestions to the contrary to him, I hope Moltke never, ever leaves us. We'd be so lost.
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<MoltkeWarding> If I woke up beside some random woman tomorrow you know what I would think?
BEYONDER> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS ON HER CHEST?"
Ilvy> haha
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* Q sets mode: +o vGl-RaGe
BalloonFight> "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS ON MY GENITALIA"
MoltkeWarding> No
BEYONDER> "I WONDER HOW THIS GIRL WOULD LOOK WITH HER CLOTHES ON"
SonuvBob> "why is she still here?"
BalloonFight> "I GUESS IM NOT GAY"
BEYONDER> "SHE MUST BE BLIND AND DEAF"
DeadVessel> why did she sleep with me ?
MoltkeWarding> I would think that someone came to my home in the middle of the night and carried me off to the bed of some girl somewhere, where I've slept until just now when I woke up
BalloonFight> "WHERES THE CHLOROFORM SHES WAKING UP"
BEYONDER> hahahaha
DeadVessel> LOl
MoltkeWarding> That would be the only possible explanation
(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request
[15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women
[15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food?
[15:40] <Moltke1> Yes
[15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour
[15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour
[19:28] <Mynock> moltke
[19:28] <Mynock> can I ask you a question?
[19:28] <Mynock> answer honeslty
[19:28] <Mynock> when you dream, how do you see yourself?
[19:28] <Moltke> Can't remember most dreams
[19:28] <Mynock> and in those u do...
[19:29] <Moltke> I remember being a German soldier battling in the ruins of Budapest in 1945 in one dream though. That was strange.
[18:43] <Moltke> I dont know what was dirtier, your anus or a Chinese girl's mouth
[Moltke] I left my skype account on in the internet cafe
[Moltke] and my mother attempted to call me, and was met with a [German pervert asking for sex
[BEYONDER] lolllllllllll
[vGl-CoW] hahahahahahaah
[BEYONDER] hahahaha
[Adky] ;SAF;sf,
[vGl-CoW] haaaaaaaaahhaahahahahahaahaha
[Moltke] Not funny
[Adky] :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Moltke] If you ever saw my mother :o
[Ilvy|off] lol
[vGl-CoW] hahahahahaahahferhgerohgrtutrriuh hakhhahaha
[Orome_] hahahahahaha
[Adky] you are offline
[Adky] OFF
[00:38] <warding> Moltke would you have a problem with me posting your pic on tlnet?
[00:38] <Moltke> Yes
[00:38] <warding> then stfu
[21:52] <Moltke> I think if I gained a few more pounds
[21:52] <Moltke> I'd be absolutely perfect physically
[21:52] <Moltke> apart from my oriental genes
<Cpt_Obvious> according to your own words, I am your friend
<Cpt_Obvious> what better than visitng a friend i ask you
<JensOfSweden> lol
<JensOfSweden> epic question
<Moltke> Reading a book
(15:21:50) (+{ToT}Strafe) Why would you just want to sleep with a girl?
(15:22:02) (Moltke) It's fun
(15:22:03) (@IntoTheWow) lol
(15:22:06) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
(15:22:06) (+{ToT}Strafe) In the end its really better to just have a nice dinner etc
(15:22:19) (+{ToT}Strafe) hm yeah I guess it's fun
(15:22:22) (+{ToT}Strafe) but eventually not worth it
(15:22:28) (Moltke) Yeah, I can get dinner any time I want
(15:22:35) (+{ToT}Strafe) with a girl I mean
(15:22:43) (@IntoTheWow) HAHA
(15:22:48) (Moltke) boring
(15:22:52) (Moltke) Welcome to the 21st century
(15:22:57) (+{ToT}Strafe) stop trying to be me
[22:22] <Pressure`> german flag... boring
[22:23] <Moltke> Pressure
[22:24] <Moltke> Dozens of your Prussian forefathers died for this flag in 1848
[23:13] <Moltke> My country borders the United States of America
[23:13] <Moltke> We only have to learn black vernacular as a foreign language
[20:28] <+Moltke> Hilfe
[20:28] <+Moltke> I need a nanny
[20:29] <+Moltke> I broke my arm
[20:29] <+Moltke> Have a plaster cast
[20:29] <+Moltke> and now I cannot go out
[20:29] <+Moltke> or even take a shower
[20:29] <+Moltke> This is not 1940
[20:30] <+Moltke> Wounded men are not heroes
[20:29] <@vGl-CoW> time to guilt some girl into helping you
[02:19] <Moltke> The world's most difficult word to translate has been identified as "ilunga" from the Tshiluba language spoken in south-eastern DR Congo.
[02:19] <Moltke> It came top of a list drawn up in consultation with 1,000 linguists.
[02:19] <Moltke> Ilunga means "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time".
[17:55] <@vGl-CoW> i failed my last midterm
[17:55] <Moltke> Excellent
[17:55] <Moltke> It redeems my faith in the European education system
[17:57] <@vGl-CoW> i thought i had it but i just checked the answer to one of the main questions and my answer is literally more wrong than just drawing a dick on the page
[18:20] <OctoPuSs> dating usually involves sex
[18:20] <OctoPuSs> afterwards
[18:20] <+Moltke> What are you talking about
[18:20] <+Moltke> Dating involves a meeting between two people
[18:21] <+Moltke> It can be as innocent as daisies
[18:21] <@vGl-RaGe> daisies reproduce too, Moltke
[15:51] <zulu_nation8> moltke if you could choose between an ugly german girl with no money to marry or a rich hot chinese girl to marry which one would you choose
[15:52] <+Moltke> zulu, you're appropriating German qualities and attaching the adjective Chinese to them and vice versa
[15:52] <+Moltke> That's ridiculous
<Moltke> When I was young my grandparents said
<Moltke> I was as beautiful as an American girl
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe Whats a good title
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe for like
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe the end 'summary' of the text
[16:41] <@TL-Nyovne> here it comes
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> lol
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> im on the edge of my seat
[16:41] * @TL-Nyovne *drums*.
[16:41] <@vGl-RaGe> haha
[16:41] <+Moltke> oh shut up :p
[11:16] <Moltke> I knew a terrible number of Jews in Canada
[11:16] <Moltke> But haven't met one in Germany yet
[11:55] <+MoltkeWarding> let me show you what's not good. deadvessel playing PvT
Moltke> how about the letter Hamlet wrote to Ophelia?
<Cpt_Obvious> link?
<Cpt_Obvious> im sooo lazy
<Moltke> Doubt thou the stars are fire;
<Moltke> Doubt that the sun doth move;
<Moltke> Doubt truth to be a liar;
<Moltke> But never doubt I love.
<OctoPuSs> he actually had that copy pasted
<Moltke> I was a bully when I first came to Canada because I couldn't speak English, I was shy, and I was Chinese. Therefore my natural impulse was gaining fear and respect through physical dominance of the playground, resulting in countless savage fistfights. I tamed after grade 5.
[Beyonder] tell us Moltke
[Beyonder] who is your favorite poster?
[Beyonder] xcept for cpt_obvious
[Moltke] Me
[Beyonder] besides yourself
[Moltke] I try not to establish personal prejudices on the forum
[Moltke] Well I am skeptical about internet relationships
[Moltke] I have a good rappor with wardo though
[Moltke] He doesn't post much on tl.net but we talk a lot
<Moltke> now on my trip to Germany I had to carry 3 suitcases and 2 bags on my back
<Moltke> So you will imagine my annoyance having arrived in Nürnberg to find my mother had packed a book called: Social intelligence: How to influence people and make friends in my briefcase
<fanta[Rn]> rofl
<Moltke> I was so disgusted I threw it in the dustbin immediately
[19:50] <Moltke> hmm
[19:50] <Gene``> but im pretty sure that's what makes the world turn every now and then
[19:50] <Moltke> Do you know the difference between Venial and Mortal sin
[19:50] <Gene``> nope
[19:50] <Moltke> Well, a mortal sinner is someone like strafe
<Moltke> Offer of the Luisa Studio’s new wellness area,
<Moltke> Grand Hotel Toplice, summer 2007
<Moltke> 'Pearls of relaxation'
<Moltke> Selected massage baths for two in a romantic candle-lit ambience and including a glass of sparkling wine for both. The relaxing baths are supplemented by the power of ethereal oils and sea minerals that have an aroma-therapeutic effect on the body and soul. Guests are invited to select from the following:
<Moltke> * Energy of the summer morning (with citrus oils)
<Moltke> * Gentleness of the summer evening (with rose oil)
<Moltke> * Cupid's cup of vitality (with oils of coriander, cinnamon and orange)
<Moltke> * Jasmine garden (with jasmine oil)
<{ToT}Strafe> can you get any gayer
<{ToT}Strafe> you faggot?
<`Jared-_-> LOL
* Retrieving #teamliquid modes...
<Moltke> The Grand Hotel Toplice experience would not be complete without a visit to our sauna centre. You may choose the Finnish sauna, where the dry air and natural ethereal oil clean the respiratory system and act as a stimulant. Alternatively, you can unwind and reinvigorate yourself in our steamy Turkish sauna. The purifying Infrared sauna will cleanse your body of toxic substances accumulated under the skin.
<{ToT}Strafe> okay
<Moltke> That's awesome
<{ToT}Strafe> fuck moltke that shit is for 40 yaer old women and 30 year old gay couples
<{ToT}Strafe> can we do a gay purge here?
<Moltke> I don't care where you stay, I'm staying at the Grand Hotel Toplice
[19:25] <Moltke> I had a special childhood
- Nyovne
Random Image of the Week
from http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=84104.
(Technically this is in next week's domain but whatever, it's too funny to wait a week for)
from http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83966
A Walk Down Memory Lane
Lemon has been busy this week and so we shall wait for next week to come.
I will try to find some good stuff for next week though.
-Lw
-Lw
Korean Korner
AWOL
- Elric_
Best of Blogs
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http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83647 (We're your friends here at TL t_co!)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83667
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83713
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83726
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83801
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83807 (Props)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83813
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83833 (We have the same name!)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83865
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83918
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83999
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=84076
Ban of the Week
DeadVessel was just Temp banned for 30 days by Hot_Bid.
That account was created on 2006-04-16 15:20:29 and had 6269 posts.
That account was created on 2006-04-16 15:20:29 and had 6269 posts.
rushz0rz was just Temp banned for 1 week by Hot_Bid.
That account was created on 2006-02-06 21:25:49 and had 1962 posts.
Reason: Don't demand anything from the nice people that translate for us.
On December 12 2008 09:16 rushz0rz wrote:
can you guys please write fucking prediction when you make a list.
and where are the goddamn results.
That account was created on 2006-02-06 21:25:49 and had 1962 posts.
Reason: Don't demand anything from the nice people that translate for us.
On December 12 2008 09:16 rushz0rz wrote:
can you guys please write fucking prediction when you make a list.
and where are the goddamn results.
Question of the Week
How did/are exams going for you?