What will I eat without Recipes
Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Random Images will now get a weekly dose of progamer thanks to NeverGG!
Korean Korner has been upgraded to be biweekly!
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie
Elric_ – Korean Korner
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Korean Korner ........................................ p8
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p9
Best of Blogs ......................................... p10
Ban of the Week .................................... p11
- I Wish I was this Smart
- Uwe Boll Ruins Them
- Benefits of Gaming
- Stop Using Microsoft Office!
- Racism Discussion
- Half-Life Movie
- An English StarCraft Mag? Look No Further
- Yay Zergs
- Another Thread from SC2 Forums? What is PX coming to?
- Happy Birthday Nyo
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[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> anyone into beast?
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat
[20:56] <+Xiberia> you sure have a lot of hentai games saya
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual storyp
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual storyp
[21:20] <+littlechava> SayaSP
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in
[21:21] <+littlechava> do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles
Obligatory NeverGG quote:
[01:42] <@Nyovne> fuck ogn
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once
So random it made me lol:
[02:02] <KongJon> where the fuck is my mouse...
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal
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Flashing back to April 13th at Proleague where STX Soul dealt Samsung Khan a decisive 3:0 defeat. Inter.Calm regarded one of Soul's first fan meetings with a mixture of post-proleague sobriety and nerves.
Sparkyz all-killer Kim Changhee (Death Note not included.)
One of several mainstream endorsements littering Seoul that feature prominent figures in esports.
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from OMG MUST WATCH THIS
from StarCraft 2 Achievements
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The History of Confessions Threads
Find out why stimmey was such a troll, why toptalent lovs cats (a must!), puertorican sexual preferences and take a peek at ex-blizzard staff's personal art
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=16516
Read why HeadBangaa lived with perpetual tooth pain, see Liquid`Drone declare his <3 for Mora, check Hot_bid early law inclinations (say Tako with a K) and why he is into giving stars and finally why you shouldn't mess with ToKoreaWithLove's gfs.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44056
Find out why I am condescending, Beyonder inner sexuality, see Tadzio get downright serious, find out that CaucasianAsian is a cat killer, and read about evanthebouncy! peeping-tom days, discover who Jayson X artist's muse was and also check out CharlieMurphy's favorite diet.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48927
Find out that SonuvBob is into large callipygia, Kennigit is really a jock, and that Dknight has smacked another tl.net girl previously.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52445
If you haven't done so yet, chose one, and leave your confessions, no one will care but posterity will shed a tear with each smile.
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Editor's Note: Needs another week to get his stuff together. From now on Korean Korner will be a biweekly article.
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On February 06 2009 22:17 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
some people are just retarted
some people are just retarted
-And some people troll themselves.. moran.
On February 10 2009 23:56 Jibba wrote:
she looks EXACTLY like my mom @ 14, only mom had a wetter vagina
she looks EXACTLY like my mom @ 14, only mom had a wetter vagina
-Jibba mocking some random TL.net fool who happens to know the texture of his cousin's lips.. face lips I hope?
On February 13 2009 18:20 Hot_Bid wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
educate yourself, knowledge is with inReacH
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
educate yourself, knowledge is with inReacH
On February 15 2009 04:54 dream-_- wrote:
i love these posts.
"Gais this terran had 350 apm. Did I play nada?"
i love these posts.
"Gais this terran had 350 apm. Did I play nada?"
On February 16 2009 14:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
dude theyre astronauts its their job
dude theyre astronauts its their job
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- Raith's blog still going strong
- DoctorHelvetica gets wet
- zatic brings you yet another awesome script
- EsX_Raptor beating a dead horse (pic of dead horse inside)
- G.s)NarutO bought stuff from Korea
- Xeris causes an argument
- Kwark talks about #1 UK sc player
- Zoler owns Dawn of War noobs
- EtherealDeath testing new strats
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dibbaN was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.
That account was created on 2008-07-21 00:57:31 and had 16 posts.
Reason: Even if a strategy thread is shitty, there is no need to perpetuate the already unfunny 1a2a3a meme and thus derail the thread.
That account was created on 2008-07-21 00:57:31 and had 16 posts.
Reason: Even if a strategy thread is shitty, there is no need to perpetuate the already unfunny 1a2a3a meme and thus derail the thread.
Question of the Week
Who knows how to cook?
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