Easter Edition: Find all the Eggs
Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Yay! Finally D+ after 29 games. Got there with my first win against a D+ and my first win against a Korean :D
Anyways, this special edition contains hidden Easter eggs. Some will be easier to find than others. Moo.
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
- School being sued for anti-gay bias
- Results of TL fantasy hockey
- Britain's got talent (seriously)
- Traveller's guide to the world
- Wolfram taking a run at Google
- I think I'm pretty pleasant
Talk toTroll strangers- What it means to be a "cubby"
- The Korean Man
- HAPPY EASTER!
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Thai Soy Tuna steak
Ingredients
6 oz tuna steak
sweet thai sauce
soy sauce
Veggies and starch of your choice.
Procedure
1. mix about 1:2 ratio of soy sauce: thai sauce
2. Marinate the tuna in it for 3-4 hours
3. Grill mark your tuna then put it in a low temp oven
4. Cook your veggies and starch
5. Pull tuna from oven when cooked to desired level of doneness (should be rare – med rare for tuna)
6. enjoy
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Really, what DID they say?
[17:53] <@Konnigit> yeah did i tell you about my convo with blizzzard last week chill?
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> no
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> did i tell you blizzard contacted me they said they like what im doing
[17:53] <@Konnigit> really?
[17:53] <@Konnigit> what did they say?
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> they said keep it up we have our eyes on you
[17:53] <@Konnigit> oh woah
[17:53] <@Konnigit> wtf!
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (this didnt actually happen)
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (im just being peanut)
[17:53] <Zoler> lol
[17:53] <@Konnigit> hahahahahaha
[17:53] * Konnigit is now known as Blizziggit
[17:53] * Chill[baezzi] is now known as Chill[zzard]
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> lol
[17:53] <@Blizziggit> hahahahah
[17:54] <@Nyovne> hahahah
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> no
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> did i tell you blizzard contacted me they said they like what im doing
[17:53] <@Konnigit> really?
[17:53] <@Konnigit> what did they say?
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> they said keep it up we have our eyes on you
[17:53] <@Konnigit> oh woah
[17:53] <@Konnigit> wtf!
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (this didnt actually happen)
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (im just being peanut)
[17:53] <Zoler> lol
[17:53] <@Konnigit> hahahahahaha
[17:53] * Konnigit is now known as Blizziggit
[17:53] * Chill[baezzi] is now known as Chill[zzard]
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> lol
[17:53] <@Blizziggit> hahahahah
[17:54] <@Nyovne> hahahah
Lux on a motorcycle with a black leather jacket? Yes plix!
[07:55] @NeverGG_: yes
[07:55] @NeverGG_: i am a folicular pervert.
[07:55] MarS_Wm] you cop a feel of their hair, taking advantage of them while positioning them for photos :x
[07:55] MarS_Wm: unprofessional yet I can't say I wouldn't do it
[07:55] @NeverGG_: LOL No - I sort out their messed up styles.
[07:55] @NeverGG_: Which is professional because Sora does it too.
[07:55] MarS_Wm: you have control over their hairstyle?
[07:55] @NeverGG_: I control everything at my shoots.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: PLZ leather jacket for Lux PLZ
[07:56] @NeverGG_: LOL
[07:56] MarS_Wm: OH A MOTORBIKE
[07:56] MarS_Wm: yes
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Yeah because I have the money for that.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: god I am invisioning it
[07:56] * @NeverGG_ facepalms
[07:56] MarS_Wm: well he does he just won MSL :3
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Why am I even talking to you?Last edit: 2009-04-11 21:05:09
[07:55] @NeverGG_: i am a folicular pervert.
[07:55] MarS_Wm] you cop a feel of their hair, taking advantage of them while positioning them for photos :x
[07:55] MarS_Wm: unprofessional yet I can't say I wouldn't do it
[07:55] @NeverGG_: LOL No - I sort out their messed up styles.
[07:55] @NeverGG_: Which is professional because Sora does it too.
[07:55] MarS_Wm: you have control over their hairstyle?
[07:55] @NeverGG_: I control everything at my shoots.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: PLZ leather jacket for Lux PLZ
[07:56] @NeverGG_: LOL
[07:56] MarS_Wm: OH A MOTORBIKE
[07:56] MarS_Wm: yes
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Yeah because I have the money for that.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: god I am invisioning it
[07:56] * @NeverGG_ facepalms
[07:56] MarS_Wm: well he does he just won MSL :3
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Why am I even talking to you?Last edit: 2009-04-11 21:05:09
Whiskeydick makes life worth living.
<varentine> nevergg i love you
<varentine> iv been eyeballing you all night long in this irc
<@NeverGGBBL> are you drunk?
<varentine> does it matter
<@NeverGGBBL> nah
<varentine> i dont get whiskeydick
<@NeverGGBBL> rofl
<@NeverGGBBL> oh god tl irc
<@NeverGGBBL> you make me remember that life is worth living.
<varentine> iv been eyeballing you all night long in this irc
<@NeverGGBBL> are you drunk?
<varentine> does it matter
<@NeverGGBBL> nah
<varentine> i dont get whiskeydick
<@NeverGGBBL> rofl
<@NeverGGBBL> oh god tl irc
<@NeverGGBBL> you make me remember that life is worth living.
Aahhhh the good ol' 4 nexus strat, my childhood friend Coen would be proud.
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> sigh
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> i join the dt rush is gay fanclub
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 3gate proxy dt rush
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> -_-
[19:33] <XCetron> 3gate proxy?
[19:33] <XCetron> send vults to their base imo
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 1 gate in main
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 2 at my 2nd nat
[19:33] <Carnac_> youd lose to triple proxy nexus probe rush gtr
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> i join the dt rush is gay fanclub
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 3gate proxy dt rush
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> -_-
[19:33] <XCetron> 3gate proxy?
[19:33] <XCetron> send vults to their base imo
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 1 gate in main
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 2 at my 2nd nat
[19:33] <Carnac_> youd lose to triple proxy nexus probe rush gtr
Thanks Moltke.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> 10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> "Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Tips for the Date [with a German man]
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Remember that a ten minute grace period won't fare too well with your German date, so be on time to get off to a good start. We advise against asking any questions about your appearance because you may get harsh answers. In fact, you may get harsh answers without asking any questions. If he dislikes the clothes you're wearing, he'll tell you. If he thinks you look fat, he'll tell you. The same brutal honesty goes for question
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> If you ask how he's doing, be prepared for an extensive discussion about his gastrointestinal problems the night before.
[22:25] <@onionringu> is this amusing
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0 _0
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0_ 0
[22:25] <MoltkeWarding> Only for those fortunate enough to have wed into the Teutonic race
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> "Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Tips for the Date [with a German man]
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Remember that a ten minute grace period won't fare too well with your German date, so be on time to get off to a good start. We advise against asking any questions about your appearance because you may get harsh answers. In fact, you may get harsh answers without asking any questions. If he dislikes the clothes you're wearing, he'll tell you. If he thinks you look fat, he'll tell you. The same brutal honesty goes for question
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> If you ask how he's doing, be prepared for an extensive discussion about his gastrointestinal problems the night before.
[22:25] <@onionringu> is this amusing
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0 _0
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0_ 0
[22:25] <MoltkeWarding> Only for those fortunate enough to have wed into the Teutonic race
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Mind; Scholar Terran, Rommel (definitely not a grandma.)
Jaedong; the definition of bad ass (according to TL.net)
Lomo; Hwaseung's resident cutie.
Lomolisk; Hwaseung's resident upgraded cutie.
p5
from Csheep's blog
p6
TL.net pet peeves
Do you have any? I do.
So tell me TL.netters' your name, what you're doing with life and what you want to do with your life.
Getting to know you by Smurg.
Here the stories behind some TL.net members.
Let's Make Motivational PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
StarCraft Demotivational Posters
Make your own teamliquid poster. One rule only, "teamliquid.net" needs to be somewhere in the poster. Remember each poster you make is like a flying monkey, it stays out there lurking the internetz forever .
A few examples: + Show Spoiler +
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On April 09 2009 20:13 defenestrate wrote:
Edit: Referencing this thread for those who are wondering.
Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.
Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.
They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"
His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."
Edit: Referencing this thread for those who are wondering.
Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.
Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.
They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"
His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."
On April 09 2009 08:54 zizou21 wrote:
The Shit Bus
On April 14 2009 06:48 alt.tday wrote:
lol. Despite the insane APM from both players, This definately isnt bisu. I can tell by the building placement and reaction timing. His micro wasnt that good either. Oh and he didnt type gg
lol. Despite the insane APM from both players, This definately isnt bisu. I can tell by the building placement and reaction timing. His micro wasnt that good either. Oh and he didnt type gg
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- emperorchampion's spring break
- Hot_Bid presents the seven deadly sins of progaming
- travis is in a tough spot financially...
- TheFoReveRwaR hacks apparently
- PoP needs some advice
- BuGzlToOnl and calculus
- Guilford mis-micros a prom date
p9
EternaLEnVy was just temp banned for 1 week by zatic.
That account was created on 2009-02-28 07:11:03 and had 111 posts.
Reason: You are a horrible poster.
The two threads you made are so incredibly bad it hurts. Use this week to read and understand everything people told you - every bit of it was straight truth.
If you want to continue posting here:
- Manner up
- Show respect to other members
- As a newbie (which you are), be humble and grateful
- Type properly (This is important)
That account was created on 2009-02-28 07:11:03 and had 111 posts.
Reason: You are a horrible poster.
The two threads you made are so incredibly bad it hurts. Use this week to read and understand everything people told you - every bit of it was straight truth.
If you want to continue posting here:
- Manner up
- Show respect to other members
- As a newbie (which you are), be humble and grateful
- Type properly (This is important)
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+ Show Spoiler [KHAN vs Stars Spoiler] +
Here is a game with: protosszerg proxying, extreme manual labor dropping, a corsair with 10+ kills, more shuttles dying than are built in most games, WAY too much static defense, hallucinated shuttles, and overall good adaptation to an unexpected situation by free
Question of the Week
How many Easter eggs can you find? (Easter eggs will appear [or not appear :p] as links [this one doesn't count] that you can click on) Can you find all 10?
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